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2020

May

Lindsey Vonn in a One Piece of the Day

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I am late to the game on this one, it was posted 3 Days ago.

I guess I am not a big enough Lindsey Vonn fan to track her every move on social media, but I figure why not showcase a retired Olympian who people think is hot, in part because she’s an American sports hero who still looks like a woman, but also because she is into black dudes, and everyone likes a little black on blonde action, why else would they have that porn category if it wasn’t an important thing.

From my perspective, Lindsey Vonn only has sex with black people, or variations of black people, like Tiger Woods, unless that’s just part of her marketing efforts knowing that kids are into hip hop culture to give her some edge.

Where I just think she’s athletic and lame pussy white dudes can’t keep up with her needs…her threshold for pain is high, which we know from her ski injuries and recovery, her vagina can take in some volume, but most importantly her strong legs from all that skiing, some muscle memory shit…can ride….and why waste that on a motherfucker who can’t hang….she needs eager, athletic enough to destroy her to get off….and here you can look at the side of her tit.

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2020

May

xomarym Has The Worlds Fattest Vagina of the Day

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She goes by the name Mary Magdalene

This monster and she is a Monster is some plastic surgery addict, apparently from Canada, living her best trashy fucking life…as a meme or parody of all the girls of social media who made it, by compiling every terrible trend in “beauty” into one pile of dog shit….

From the insane level of fillers to the shit tattoos to the fake ass…it’s like is this a satirical comic of all the worst things social media has given us.

To make things even better, she’s got the world fattest vagina, something called SIMPS, unlike the other kind of SIMP which is basically pussy whipped, this SIMP refers to homer’s mouth rotated 90 degrees to the right looking pussies….what we used to call coin slots, innies, or slits…

ANYWAY….she paid to get fat injected into her pussy to have a giant fucking SIMP….and the whole thing is so many layers of what the fuck kind of molesting went on in her life to end up like this…

To anyone who finds this hot…you’re fucking nuts too.

Here she is before her surgeries

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2020

May

Camila Morrone Short Shorts of the Day

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I’m just posting this to Mask Shame…

I realize the whole cotton mask hate, the attack on your freedoms, the fact that it’s not scientifically proven to actually fight COVID off making the whole mandatory wearing of masks obsolete….

However, masks are fucking cool, I am so happy that we can go out anonymous, it’s a huge advancement in humanity….so when I don’t see someone in a mask I tell them to put their damn masks on…or when I see idiots like Camila Morrone, the pussy Leo probably doesn’t fuck cuz he’s old and gay…and not into that whole pussy thing anymore….but that he pretends to fuck as a favor to her mom,who is his friend…to help her with her career…nice guy…wearing her mask wrong…we gotta all point and laugh at the bitch…

If you’re nose is hanging out of your mask, you fucking mouth breather…it’s not going to work…even though it doesn’t work anyway.

That’s it for now…

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2020

May

Gabriella Brooks is the New Miley of the Day

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So this is what new pussy after Miley looks like for the Hemsworth that was married to Miley.

Her name is Gabriella Brooks, I am not going to bother googling her to figure out if she’s the Brooks Brother Heiress, or if she’s a model, or an actress, or just some sugar baby working the dating apps to find celebrities to fuck and to elevate her own career…you know a lift her up thanks to the cock she fucks…

I will just say, she’s hotter than Miley, and when you’re a Hemsworth, having a girl who either agrees to everything you say, is on her best behavior cuz she wants what you have, is a strategic manipulator is better than dealing with some psycho celebrity rich kid sold to Disney before launching her own manic career pretending to be a TUMBLR girl when TUMBLR girls were a thing…the gateway to OnlyFans girls I guess.

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2020

May

Jamie King Hard Nipples of the Day

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I don’t read celebrity gossip, which I assume seems crazy since I run a site that is 90 percent making fun of celebrities with all their latest content…and I agree it’s a fucking horrible Twilight Zone life I’ve built myself…because I fucking hate celebrity….they are all losers to me even if they are winning and to hear people actually interested in them is a source of great frustration now that I’ve punished myself posting their shit all these years.

When I started, It was like “this celeb is hot, look at her tits”…and traffic piled in, so I thought, what funnier than celeb gossip from someone who only cares about celeb tits, and even then, barely cares about celeb tits…

Celeb Gossip is smut, gaping asshole, double penetration, big black dick on tiny chick smut….just for a different audience….

Today….while my own asshole was gaping….thanks to eating COVID pizza last night….I saw a story about how Jamie King, HEROIN addict got a restraining order against her husband of 12 years….because they are getting divorced and I guess that’s a way to fuck him some how…even though the Hepatitis from her heroin days and the TRAUMA and annoyingness of being a heroin addict was probably punishment enough…then there’s the whole two kids together…that fucking sucks…

So coincidentally, not overly coincidentally she’s out with her hard nips that in the 90s were hot….because MILK that story with your low level fame….if you look close enough you can probably see Just Jared groupie-ing on her…because he’s a celebrity blogger so obsessed with celebrities that the celebrities let him in, at least the low levels like Jamie King….not that it matters…blog wars.

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2020

May

Nina Dobrev in Mexican Black Face of the Day

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Nina Dobrev posted up a bunch of pics of what I am going to assume is some racist fuckign shit, but like all things in life, people are inconsistent as fuck and selective in their activism…so Universities selling Indian food made by white people trigger protests…white girls going to prom in a Chinese dress even though everything is made in China…the Chinese want you in their dress even if it mocks their culture so long as you buy it…ALL dresses are Chinese dresses….triggers protest…but rocking a Sombrero is cool…because Mexicans don’t care if white people mock their culture…they just want the white folk there for Spring Break…even if it consists of them culturally appropriating…

Now I am not a believer in Cultural Appropriation, that’s some white person problems that aren’t real problems because they are so fucking coddled…the whole idea of humans borrowing from each other seems like a normal and smart thing…it’s not like they are in black face making SAMBO voices….wearing a Sombrero isn’t any of that…

BUT if you are going to get mad at people for culturally appropriating one thing, let’s fucking cancel ALL these motherfuckers for every THING….it’s not like we have anything better to do.

So here’s Nina being a fucking RACIST in a SOMBRERO with no respect to the MARIACHI culture….cunt.

She might as well be in Nazi uniform….cunt.

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2020

May

Give this Cop his Own TV Show of the Day

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This is a hilarious video of a COP being a stereotypical cop. I mean this is my text book definition of what a cop is and what a cop does. It’s like that “cop energy” that makes them so mad.

So when you’re not the one being pulled over by the cop, it’s entertaining as shit and this dude is retiring in 14 months, so Hollywood producers, ya’ll need to get on this guy…he’s the next Dr Phil, Dr Oz or any other Dr that Oprah created.

This guy is a legend…so mad…so hilarious…so good if you’re not being pulled over by him.

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2020

May

Girl Steals a Guy’s Crutches and Other Videos of the Day

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Idiot Rides into River

Gender Reveal Fail – Dart in Leg

New Yorker Mad at Cement Water

Beached Car

Motorcycle Rider of the Day

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2020

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am a big fan of the mask and wearing the masks…ever since learning about being a GIMP I felt…this is the life for me…

I mean, that and the fact that I don’t want your fucking germs on me, yet people are so fucking compelled to want to spread their germs on me.

It’s one of those “you’re the kind of person with a no condom fetish”…which is basically every kind of person…no one likes condoms, or uses condoms…it’s a myth if you think otherwise…or you’re just don’t want more kids cuz kids suck and you’re willing to take that risk…

So when I see people without masks, I mask shame, I say “where is your damn mask”…and when I see people walking with the mask in hand, I say “why the fuck are you wearing your mask in your damn hand”…or down around their chin…

No one wants to see your ugly face, this is a great excuse to enforce people not showing their ugly faces…

Point being, last night at least 5 people walked up into my personal space, barely 6 feet from me, because no one fucking social distances, when all I’ve ever wanted in this world is for people to stay the fuck away from me….and now I have this whole virus angle that I can use with conviction…back in the day when I’d say “stay away, I’m contagious” no one took it seriously and figured I was joking…now there’s some level of media support that I could be contagious…and that they should stay away…but in being human they just want to rub fucking shoulders…

I am the first person to say “brushing up against a hot mom in leggings at the grocery store is the best cheap thrill you can get”…and I am the first person to “innocently dance up against a girl in a club while rocking a boner”….but NOT ANYMORE…for now…it’s a back the fuck off motherfucker…if you want to rub up against me..

But it’s never the hot moms trying to get up in my space, it’s always old dues…and I’m just not into that…you oblivious fucks….back the fuck off.

The reopening of society is the worst.

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Kristin Cavallari Quits Her Reality TV Show No One Knew Existed
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Maria Menounos Looking Hot in a Sports Bra
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Why do Less Cars Crash into Buildings in the Netherlands…
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Katy Perry is the Fucking Worst
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Marie Zierke Topless Shoot…
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2020

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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My new project that I am so excited to bring to you…and that is that I am launching my official podcast like everyone else…called Masturbating to old Celebrity Pictures…where we post up a pic and I try to masturbate to it….you can masturbate along with me if you want, which is gayer for you than to me….the goal is to see if there is completion…

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Busty Kelly Brooke Working Out!
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Bikini pics of Tennis Hottie Genie Bouchard who Raised $85,000 for Charity by Auctioning Off a Dinner Date
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Nate Robinson Continues with Megan Thee Stallion
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Jenna Dewan Massive Cleavage
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ESPN’s Katie Nolan is Dating Comedian Dan Soder
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Kimiko Glenn Selfies in a Slightly See Through Bra
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Julianne Hough Pokies!
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Deer in Nara Park in Japan is Awesome!
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Twilight Star Dead at 30
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Rita Ora Bikini!
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Dude’s Subway Escape
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Stella Maxwell’s Trippy Topless
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Shanina Shaik at Home in a Bikini Top!
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Italian Indoor Athletics from 2019 has some BOOTY
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Soccer Team Used Sex Dolls in the Stands During a Game this Weekend
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Erratic Driver Crashes – Caught on Tape
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Dakota Fanning and Elle Fanning List their Home
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Freaky Dude at the Gym
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Elizabeth Elam Sexy Photoshoot
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Rumer Willis Thirst Trapping.
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ASMR Drive
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Delivery Driver Shares his Drive he is Paid 5 Dollars an Hour For
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Expensive Fail
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Francia Raisa Dancing in a Bodysuit
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Elsa Hosk Playing Strip Poker…
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Grizzly Bear Sits Next to a Man
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String Tether Car Racing
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Maria Menounos Fit in a Bikini
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Girl’s Car Escape
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Tara Reid to be Carole basin in a Tiger King Adaptation
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Ariana Grande and Justin Bieber Bought the Number 1 Billboard Spot because Entertainment is a SCAM.
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Rachel Cook’s Whore Photoshoot for some Whore Magazine
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Laura Dern Spreading COVID
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Diane Kruger in Jeans
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Amber Tamblyn is 400 pounds Now
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Lea Michele Pregnant Ass in Leggings
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Gwyneth Paltrow Walking her Gay Husband
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Chrshell Stause in a Sports Bra
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Miley Cyrus is Sweatpants
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Liz Hurley Titties are Out…
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Girls Pulling their Tits Out
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That’s a Lot of Damage as She Punches Herself in the Pussy
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Her Face Says it All
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