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2020

11

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I heard COVID was spread in semen, so ya’ll better stop eating your loads…

Here are some stepLINKS for a Monday, if it is even Monday, who fucking knows, this lockdown is still on, people going broke…losing their minds…RIP humanity.

But we don’t need to hear more COVID news, I’ve stopped bothering, if I see something funny, like that you can get it from eating your own semen sure, but I think we are better off focusing on other things…like tits.

Tits may not pay our bills, but they pay the bills for whores everywhere and we live in an era of whores….don’t let Mother’s Day go by without remembering women and their ability to use their vaginas for personal gain, while the rest of us have to live amongst the filth their vagina’s shat out….you bitches be populating the world with dog shit yo.

I like when I use yo in a sentence. It’s been a while…

Woman in Church Spits up Devils Sperm
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Jerry Stiller is Dead
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Online Gamer Solves Missing Child Case
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Jessie Keener Nude in Ocean
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Mastiff Agility Training…
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Beard World Records to Break at Home…
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Jessi Benson Tits in a bath!
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COVID Memes
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Tiny Shrimp VS Carrott Slice
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Dildo Rider!
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Face Fuck Machine!
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Pussy Show!
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2020

09

May

Maggie Dylan is Your Quarantine Girlfriend of the Day

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Maggie Dylan is your Quarantine Girlfriend according to me. You can find her over on CLICK HERE where she is putting on shows to entertain you during Quarantine like the essential worker she is!

Maggie Dylan is a fit babe with an amazing booty…Check out her ON Demand Videos if you don’t believe me.

I know as more States open up and as more COVID frustration builds up, that whole Government being big brother and taking away your right to work, while giving big box retailers the right to work, in effort for the landscape of our lives to be all the national brands, and not the mom and pop shops, the way nature, or at least every SciFi movie predicted it…

But entertainment is still shut down, no strippers, no hookers, no sluts from tinder, just you and your frustration and perversions.

Well when you finish watching Christina Applegate’s show on Netflix…or whatever you watch, and when you finish gaming, and before you kill yourself cuz your kids are the worst and they make you want to end it all….and you have some free time, let the babes put on those shows they want to put on for you, cuz they are working harder than ever now!

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First let’s celebrate Maggie Dylan in picture, what else you got going for you?

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2020

08

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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People are way too literal. If can’t imply anything on the internet because everyone is so angry…they read what you say and fight you on it, they want to debunk you…if I comment on someone mad at the conspiracy theories with a conspiracy theory of my own that is clearly a joke people want to SCHOOL me on it, teach me how wrong I am, send me links to the facts…like fuck off…I don’t think Bill Gates is created by the Queen to win us over through Microsoft products in order to control us with 5G through nano technology he microchipped us…I think Bill Gates created himself….

Obviously, we’ve established that I am terrible at jokes….so I’ll just sit here for the next 2 days to reflect on my life and wonder what happened to that bright eyed kid who got kicked out of school for an prank involving adding cleaning products to a Chilli we were told to make in Home ec for Teacher appreciation day….you know always doing it for the laugh…the issue is that I do it for my own laugh and not yours. Opps.

That said, don’t get rooked by only fans girls who used to refer to you as the creep on her IG to her friends…laughing at you…now begging you for 10 dollars or more a month for a promise of nudes, or near nudes, or personalized texts…remember they are lazy people who just want your money…it’s a scam..wait for someone to leak the pics for free…don’t support sex workers unless they are jerking you off or you are touching their titties…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Influencer is Fighting COVID with Semen. Clickbait I’ll Watch.
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Slutty Olivia Culpo’s Birthday Tribute in a Bikini
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Paul Walker’s Daughter is Slutty with Nips Out.
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Allegra from Upload in Lingerie SLUTTY
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Young David Attenborough Tribute – Legend!
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Naughty Fanning in a Red Dress…
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Slutty Brooks Nader Shows Off Her Bikini
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World’s Hottest Hockey Player….NO HOMO. It’s a Girl. Duh.
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Granny and SLut do TikTOk!
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Polar Bear Tries to eat Man in Box –
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Only Fans Meme of the Day.
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Weird Celeb Baby Names
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Hailee Steinfeld Cleavage Cuz OK!
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Holly Madison’s Booty in Shorts
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Georgia Fowler’s Nips in a White Tank Top
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Acrobat Almost Hangs Herself Doing a Hot Routine
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Former NBA Player Shannon Brown Arrested After Allegedly Firing a Rifle at Couple Looking to Buy His House
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Nude Model in the Ocean.
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Bella Thorne Matches Mask to Bra.
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The NFL Announces a Game Will Be Played on Christmas This Year
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Ipad Photoshoot!
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Sara Sampaio’s Long Legs
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Sportscaster Narrates His Girlfriend’s Hangover
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Slutty Girls Behind Plexi Glass
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Joey King Builds Minatures.
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Pro Bmx New Home Office
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Trump’s Disinfectant Remix.
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John Stamos is Selling his Pretty Cool House.
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Amazing Czech Model in Vogue – Fashion Nudes.
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Vanessa Hudgens Swim!
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Fast Car Chase
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Ariel Winter Ate Her Finger Off
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Girl Crush Alexis Bumgarner
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January Jones Bikini Girl
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Voice Actor Can Mimic Any Animal
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Model in Lingerie!
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Praying Mantis Killing a Hornet Commentary is Funny
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North Koreans Fake Cry over Kim Jong’s Death
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HOT CAM GIRLS FOR LOCKDOWN….
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Dua Lipa in GQ
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Diane Kruger in a Dress….see thru!
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Lily Collins on a Walk
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Emilia Clarke in Jeans.
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Megan Fox in Leggings!
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AMbrosio Legs Out
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Ali Larter booty
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Blondies!
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The Cavewoman Workout
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16 PPl Having Shitty Days
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Call This IG Girl Porn Hack
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Big Boobs – Fucking
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DID I HURT U?
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Hot Rack
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Booty Dishwashing!
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Nasty Asian Girl
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Where Do You Look First Wow
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Lesbian Breast Feeding.
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2020

08

May

On/Offs of the Day

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Girls do be getting naked on the internet. Quarantine has just amplified that….it’s like they have nothing better to do with themsleves and that works out amazing for all of us….as thye take pics of themsleves with clothing on, and then with it off..lots of effort all to get that positive feedback….and effort shouldn’t go unnoticed or appreciated…remember kids don’t get to fail anymore, so as long as they try, pat on the back….so pat away….

My first post on this sit was “send nudes’ 15 and a half years ago….and I’m still here loving that so many girls are basically mass sending nudes on the daily, eliminate the middle man.

It is like I was a Miss Cleo, Clarevoyant, psychic connection, Medium motherfucker….back in a time when nudes were rare….phones only just got cameras…and I relied on webcams for nudes…2004 man…what a time to be alive…

Don’t believe my prediction that all women would be naked on the internet….fuck Warhol’s 15 mins of fame…I’m the real brain of the operation here… hit the archives, i’ve written (barely written) if this is even considered writing…it’s more like retard speak…brail for masturbating idiots…..over 50,000 posts just like this…all equally low quality and shit….with not book or movie deals offered….except once by the guy who went to do Game of Thrones, but he pretends he wasn’t some internet pervert impressed with my mean spirited comedy…that isn’t funny…but laugh at the expense of one for the enjoyment of the many…right…

RIGHT…ON OFFs..

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2020

08

May

Ali Larter Got a Booty on a Jog of the Day

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Whipped Cream Bikini – 44 year old Ali Larter is here being totally insensitive to the shooting of Ahmaud Arbery by those to Georgian amateur law enforcement agents who look like they fuck their sisters….because he was out there jogging.

So here she is as a white girl out there jogging and not getting killed….she got it so easy….so that’s why we gotta make sure sexualized because you can’t leave your house, in part due to COVID…but I don’t mean like that…I mean you can’t leave your house without asshole third party people there to make your human experience worse….fucking with your life…bitch is just trying to jog for the paparazzi she called…does she really need duded excited by how the pants make her old ass look?

Fuck yes she does….

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2020

08

May

Katrina Bowden in a Thong of the Day

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Katrina Bowden is the 31 year old from Wyckoff, New Jersey who is an actor who has been active since 2005…that you probably haven’t fully heard of but was cast as the babe in some off brand, bootleg American Pie movie….she was also in Scary Movie 5 and Piranha 3DD….proving that actors get paid too damn much if she is still living off that bullshit….but she is married to the frontman of some emo band, how embarrassing, but musicians are rich.

When pics like this surface, the clickbait, the attention seeking, the basic bitch on instagram trying to get noticed nonsense…you can assume they are trying to get what is theirs, build on what she’s build and possibly launch a fan site for people to watch them fuck.

The world is a weird place, but I don’t mind the perversions or the Perverificiation of American NORMALS…

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2020

08

May

Christa B. Allen Topless for Social Media of the Day

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Christa B. Allen is consistently naked on the social media, the way girls were designed to be, despite all the roadblocks getting in the way of that, like terms and conditions of the platforms they are trying to get naked on, because they confuse having an account on a platform with it being their own website…leading to activism called Free the Nips, so that their nips have a higher purpose when they post them, more meaningful than if they were just to post nips, you know this is activism when there are real issues in the world in a time when we don’t need a reason beyond “i have a sexual dysfunction and like flashing my tits”….

She is rumored to be an actress, I’ve only seen her on instagram topless…but her roles include…who cares…she’s flashing titties…wooooooo we love titties…

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2020

08

May

Asshole Behind Thongs of the Day

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They call it the “bullseye”…I call it the gateway to a woman’s soul….the asshole behind the thong, is the most important reason for a thong…As an asshole, I feel like an expert.

Who needs those pesky panty lines…that thin fabric barely covering that shit hole….often times used as the unintentional toilet paper needed during the Toilet Paper gate…..cuz you can’t always wipe so well when on rationed toilet paper….

The fascination with the shit hole is at it’s all time peak, I assume it’s because of evolution, they don’t want us to breed anymore…population control…make the anus the coveted sex hole…turn everyone into queers and save the planet…some Bill Gates agenda…

Not to say woman asshole is queer, it’s cam be if it is the gateway to queer after stealing shine from the pussy hole which is uniquely female…I know assholes are great and all, but pussy is far more interesting.

Posted in:Feature

2020

08

May

Chanel West Coast Nipple Promo of the Day

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You may not know who Chanel West Coast is and even if you do, I am sure you don’t give a fuck about who she is….because she played the receptionist on some MTV show, as that is likely what her skills, talent and training are best suited for, only because of the MTV show, which was on MTV in the Heyday of their reality programming, she was confused into thinking she matters and when you think you matter you do embarrassing shit like start a rap career…..

This is her album cover so you can see where she values herself, a little “the songs won’t sell themselves, maybe the tits will”…it’s the logic of all the people moving to only fans…the content isn’t enough anymore gotta sell them titties.

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2020

08

May

Scarlett Lillia Busting Out of a White Swimsuit

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Scarlett Lillia is in a white bathing suit….with her tit hanging out to remind you that tits hanging out of bathing suits is a wonderful and amazing thing….that you may only get to see in photos, since we are all going to die and all that COVID shit….unless you have a pool that you can convince your wife that probably doesn’t look anything like this to recreate a moment like this…you know since tits are crashed economy, pandemic and apocalypse proof…

I don’t know who she is, but she doesn’t need to be famous to have a tit, to show that tits, and that’s the tits.

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