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2019

25

Oct

Amanda Seyfried Naked Milk Bath of the Day

Amanda Seyfried is in some dirty piss and cum water for you to jack off to because it reminds you of of your poverty stricken childhood, where the family could only afford so much water and you were the end of the line, forced to soak in your dad and sisters fluids after your dad molested her because you’re not good enough…to be molested by him…you know second tier motherfucker…

I always liked Seyfried in movies. I liked that Lohan, when I was friends with Lohan, hated her because she basically stole Lohan’s fantasy of a career…and despite doing garbage movies for the mainstream faggot, she also did some indy shit for her tits, with good tits as all tits are worth looking at…so show em for your fake art…

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2019

25

Oct

Rachel Bilson Bathing Suit of the Day

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Rachel Bilson is pretty wholesome in her one piece. I am not sure if she’s just a classy girl who likes to leave a little mystery in the era of hardcore sluts being everywhere…

I mean she didn’t go wild back when she was the hot chick on The O.C….she moved to a farm in Canda with some weirdo she had a kid with instead.

Maybe they are religious…or maybe she’s 45 years old and just knows a bikini isn’t age appropriate…

Who knows…but here’s some divorcee erotica…maybe some “i’ll try girls cuz guys are shit, like miley” erotica…that is barely erotic, but I did watch the show and use it to bait college girls into conversation…like the sexual predator I am….

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2019

25

Oct

Kira Kosarin Erotica of the Day

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Kira Kosarin is a 22 year old who is just trying to figure out how to navigate this complicated world of celebrity and she’s doing it the right way…through slutty content.

It’s a different time. The audience is on social media and they only respond to those who they think are being “real”….so now soulless actors need to draw up an online persona to rope the fans in…and social media as a whole…involves stripping down to the core of who your fake person is…literally

It requires the casual selfies, the “do my panties look cute” and all IG stories about their period pains and insecurities…

So now all these vapid idiots, like Jen Aniston, are pretending to be humans who idiots want to believe aren’t vapid idiots..

Anyway – KIRA KOSARIN – from Nickelodeon – Doing it up right.

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2019

25

Oct

Isidora Goreshter Titty Dance of the Day

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Isidora Goreshter played a Russian prostitute on the show Shameless and now she does titty dances like she’s still a Russian prostitute working the webcam scene from some basement studio she is locked inside with an armed guard who will shoot her if she doesn’t bring the fucking goods and do what the paying customers ask.

Don’t let that giant window and natural light fool you…it’s all just a set in an elaborate sex trafficking ring…

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2019

25

Oct

Bella Thorne Armpit Hair Getting Slutty of the Day

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Bella Thorne and her silly video would be far better if she didn’t have such an ugly face…I watch this trying to be sexy tits out pussy dance in a bikini and all I see is a fucking bobble head looking motherfucker, even when staring at her tits and fit body…just one giant fucking head…like some kind of fucking mascot of the internet which I guess she is…because she was clever enough to connect with the social media scene after the disney scene..a recipe for internet success…and I am sure it required very little effort.

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2019

25

Oct

Noah Cyrus Topless of the Day

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Bootleg sister mooching off her sister’s celebrity because she’s overly confident – rocking some “HUBRIS” because the whole rich trashy family have over compensated to downplay Miley’s fame so that bitch doesn’t fucking kill her fucking self like she typically would if she really knew how much she fucking sucks in the grand scheme of the world and in her own damn family..just people feeling sorry for her…..alert…

Noah Cyrus. Topless for attention cuz she’ll never be Miley but she does what she can to get noticed a bit…

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2019

25

Oct

Sweet Caroline Fail..and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman Driver

Idiots…

Removing a Larvae…

Scoot Rider Takes Hard Hit..

Weirdest Road Rage Cam Footage…

Teacher Slapping Students…

Looting Coca Cola…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

25

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump Of the Day

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I just woke up. It is 3 pm. It could be a terminal illness or just alcoholism – which you pussies consider a disease but I consider it a cure but I guess if I was trying to get out of being a piece of shit, which I’m not, I’d use the “disease” angle too…can’t blame an asshole for being an asshole if it is caused by an imaginary disease..

As expected – not one motherfucker noticed or cared that I didn’t update the site all days.

Glad we’re friends…..asshole…

Cam Girl Crazy Witch Pole Dance Routine
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Lame Girl Comedians Spot Weinstein and Make It Part of their Show – Losers using him and making it about themselves…when they should have pitched him a movie…
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Body Shaming Fugus Turns Flies into Zombies
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Rats Driving Cars
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Sluts At a Porn Premiere….
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The Birth of a Quantum Computer…
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Sluts Golfing Swing in Thong Shorts…
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Mini Car Vehicle Replicas…
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Bear Says Fuck It…
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Bad Shit From Amazon…
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Do You Like How This Girl Does Her Make Up?
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2019

24

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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The problem with social media is that they don’t let you utter death threats or wish rape upon the people on social media who annoy you, despite how dumb or annoying they are. You can’t tell a girl the various objects you’d like to see her insert in herself – even if the suggestions are totally manageable. You can offer to sell people syphilis semen…there are just too many limitations….

That is why I don’t even bother going on that shit, or commenting on that shit, cuz I’ll just get put into social media jail for it….meanwhile girls are filming themselves fuck for money in the DMs…because social media – like life – is unfair, inconsistent messaging, favors everyone who isn’t you, and tries to basically erase you from their exclusive club for being a sleaze, even though everyone else at the exclusive club is jerking off…spreading their asses…making rape jokes…leaving perv comments on perv content set to brand sponsorships…and it’s all very fucking weird to me…but it brings them tits..

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Mel B Gets Groped on TV….
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Kid with Hong Kong Shirt on NBA Cam
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Joe Francis Was Reportedly Robbed And Almost Kidnapped In Mexico
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Courtney Stodden Bikini
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Kendal Schuler Topless…
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Jaime Chung Hard Nipple Pokies in Red Pantsuit
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Car Driving Rat….
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edward Snowden joe rogan interview…
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Booty….
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Cats Invisibl
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Gross Artificial Skin for lonely freaks..
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Olivia Wilde Sexy!
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Lauren Jauregui Brings Her Ample Cleavage
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MMA Shits Himself…
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Pete Davidson seen on date with Slutty Kaia Gerber
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Moose eating pumpkins
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Neighbor Pulls Gun…
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Alexis Bledel is the Celebrity Most Likely to Give You a Virus
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TikTok Lollipop Wtf…
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Getting Kicked Out of Bolivian Village
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Caulkin Dance
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Idiot Parkour Lameness
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Mountain Goats Love Punching Bags
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Slut Named Weronika…
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Texting and driving….
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Charlotte McKinney Legs….
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Kate Bekinsale at an event…
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Fontana in a Bikini
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Tomei at an event….
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Maria Sharapova – Big Gal
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Jenna Dewan Legs…
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Tilda Skinny Freak..
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Old Naomi Watts
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Hailee Steinfeld Legs…
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Laur Jaurgui Slutty Latx
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Dove Cameron…
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Diane Guerrero – 2019 Women’s Media Awards in NYC
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Cara at an event..
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From stepSMUT!!

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Back yard Decor to jerk off the day
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2 Girls Make Tinder Worth It
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Versatility of ass…
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Red head ass in air
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Cow Milking Technique on a Slut…
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Slut at 37k Feet
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Wet Pussy in Public..
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Titties Pulled Out…
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Oktober Fest Sluts…
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Alina Lopez Down to do Biz…
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The Girl Vagina Vs Banana…
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Tree Fuckers…
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Cop Don’t Like Sluts…
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Dancing with a snake
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Guys Dick Is A Tourist Attraction
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Kate Boob Flash
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2019

24

Oct

Single Use Plastic Twerk of the Day

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I’m going to go ahead and assume this girl is from Flint MIchigan and she is making a statement about not having clean drinking water. OR she is advocating for single use plastic usage with this epic twerk.

Don’t save the world you climate activist hippie piles of shit…do your part to try to kill off the world so that we have one massive reset and the animals and earth can live in fucking piece without humans and their shitty social structures….I don’t see any other animal working a shit job to pay off borrowed money to live a shitty fucking life…humans suck.