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2019

11

Sep

Alina Boyko Topless of the Day

Alina Boyko is some Russian model because during communism, Russia killed off all the uglies that were brining down their perfectly designed communist ideals…cuz no community with uglies will prosper…

So this new take on Russia or Russia’s new strategy of world dominance using internet marketing tactics you don’t need to be too smart to pull off, proven by Instagram sluts, which I guess is one level of the Russian Spammers rigging elections department we can all jack off to…

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2019

11

Sep

Slutty Athlete of the Day

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Some slutty Russian Athlete.

I don’t know what sport she’s known for. I am going to assume it is HOCKEY, but I do know that spread ass Hockey pad pose is hilarious and amazing. It is like a UK Glamour model photoshoot from 10 years ago….perfect balance of trashy and cheesy and hot….

Since she’s actually a star player, it almost seems like she’s not shameless whoring for attention, because she’s got that Hockey thing, it is just her being fun and playful….since her real marketable skill is the HOCKEY…despite being shameless…

I don’t know if she’s an actual star player, but since she’s Russian and since they put so much importance on being good at sport through doping. They used to pull young kids out of school and ship them to sport specific schools if they excelled at that sport at a young age. Meaning they take it seriously and I guess so does this girl….but not too seriously to keep her bands on…

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2019

11

Sep

Lucy Hale Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Lucy Hale spreading her ass in leggings …

I have never seen the Pretty Little Liars show, so I have no real opinion of Lucy Hale, her acting abilities, her fame or any of that bullshit…

I just know that she’s got millions of followers from being on a hit show and that she doesn’t really need to put too much effort or concept into her marketing of herself, not that any of these whores, but I guess those who aren’t at LUCY HALE level are out there trying to figure out how to break through, while Lucy Hale just needs to maintain what she’s already got…and all that requires is fitness erotica. Some fitness workout in slutty outfits showing off her body / ass. That is all it takes to keep people remembering her so that she can get instagram deals…or other TV show deals under the illusion she’s relevant…when really we only care cuz it’s a ass we are told is important doing fitness…

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2019

11

Sep

That Dude Lea Michele Tits of the Day

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Hey Bro…I’m talking to you LEA MICHELE because I know your real name is LIAM…..

I am all about misgendering people, because the fact that people want their own designated pronoun, making it an issue for all of us to keep track of your shit, and everyone else’s shit, when we ultimately only care about ourselves>.

I don’t know my own birthday, how old I am, how to pay my bills but I am going to know the STARBUCKS dyke trans weirdo 18 year old goes by “it” or “They” or “that” or “thing” or “shut the fuck up keep your genitals and feelings about you genitals to yourself”…

But I do know that Lea Michele is pretty manly, even with the titties out.

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2019

11

Sep

Inka Williams Slutty of the Day

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Inka Williams, who we saw topless HERE last week, back again being slutty in her bikini…

She is an IMG model, which doesn’t mean much because these modeling agencies sign anyone. It’s also possibly that she got signed after pushing numbers on social media for being hot, making her an instagram model with an infrastructure that backs her…but the good news is that she’s hot, skinny and with no real ailment so her content isn’t about her being fat and proud, ethnic and proud, rocking small ears and proud or any of that…it’s just lean skinny model chick in a bikini HOW WE LIKE THEM….save the fatties for the girls we have no choice but to fuck….and keep the hotties as the girls we want to fuck.

IT IS PRETTY SIMPLE!!

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2019

11

Sep

Charli XCX Wet for GayTimes of the Day

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Charli XCX has her tits out for GAYTIMES because tits are what she’s known for, at least what I know her for, because I can’t name one of her songs, and if I was to go to the local mall and ask 1000 people what their favorite CHARLI XCX song is, I imagine only 1 person (if that) will know one. She’s that level of barely famous but the media wants to sell her to us…even though we aren’t shopping.

SO, her in Gaytimes, is really a whatever situation, other than me finding it offensive that she’ll take any opportunity to pull her tits out, even willing to exploit her tits to the gay crowd, since they are probably the only people paying attention to her because they mistook her for a drag queen and they love drag queens…

The fact that gay dudes don’t like tits, doesn’t mean she shouldn’t show off her tits, especially if it’s all she’s got…but it is pretty shameless, like take every chance se can to show the tits off, and despite being perfectly fine with that cuz I am a pervert, I think it’s selling herself short, pornifying herself in the worst way….like go big or go home this skirting around the issue is fucking dumb…

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2019

11

Sep

Anastasiya Scheglova Erotica of the Day

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Anastasiya Scheglova is an actress, known for Kak ya stal.. Pro lyubov. Tolko dlya vzroslykh and Olesya and other COLD WAR inspired communist hits…

Straight from the mean streets of Eastern Europe / Russia…with that hot Russian sex worker look, and that Communist work camp work ethic, these girls are out there putting in work. Smarter, faster, better than lazy Westerners who don’t remember waiting in line for toilet paper only to find out they were out for the week and it was a week of creative ass wiping…not that this one remembers that, she’s too young…but her family raised her with that deep rooted in their souls….which is probably this one is making that HALF NAKED escape to greener richer pastures…

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2019

11

Sep

TikTOK of the Day

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Just a girl strapping vibrators to her feet to give you the weirdest video to jack off to…of the day.

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2019

11

Sep

Thong Flash on Motorcycle and Other Videos of the Day

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Gramps Boxing

Roof Collapse

Police found 20 Million dollars

Girl Knocks a Dude Yet…

Wanna Buy a Cellphone

Kid Flirting with Girl – Gets It

Crane Tip…

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2019

11

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Just because Jet Fuel doesn’t melt steel beams and we as a people can rationally say “maybe it was an inside job”….since Bin Laden was a CIA trained billionaire and such…innocent lives were lost, it was a traumatic thing for New Yorkers to get over while getting on with their money making priorities pretty quickly….we can all agree on one thing…and that is that it was too bad that it wasn’t Bring Your Kid to work day at Pete Davidson’s dad’s office that day…cuz that dude is fucking annoying…

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