Girls always think you’re creeping on them. Or they always think I am creeping on them. Maybe I smell of stale semen, piss and shit and death and booze in my soiled sweatpants. My unshowered homeless looking self may scare them. But I am not self aware and like to think it has to do with girls always thinking you’re creeping on them.

Like last night, a girl I was walking behind, who was too far ahead of me to actual creep on her….but that didn’t stop her from looking over her shoulder, and crossing street in the short shorts that were jacked up her ass….so that she could be safe from my predator gaze….

She was programmed to be scared of me, maybe of all men, but me specifically…and sure I had my hands down my pants, but in typical girl fashion, she assumed it was about her….cuz she was the only one on the street with me…but maybe I had my hand down my pants for totally unsexual reasons…like my ass was itchy from an improper wipe…it had nothing to do with sexual assault or rape…if she had the decency to ask and not prejudge, she’d know…

Typical girl shit…

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Tales from the ice cream shop….where two really fat girls with their tits hanging out cuz they know it’s there only asset, all fat chicks with tits use those tits…

Anyway, one was in a sporty gym outfit, because fat chicks love those. The tighter the better, sausage casing that bitch and give her some shape LULU LEMON, or FABLETICS (the Kate Hudson may be an alcoholic but has a fitness line company).

Anyway the one fat chick had hard nipples, both nipples looking sad, like their family member just died, like they had been crying all day, because it lives this fat life, all squeezed into a sporty gym outfit…so that the nipples aimed to the ground…and they were complaining about their slut friend and how she is unattractive, as they down their ice cream to give them that dopamine rush to curb their sadness….cuz of the fat life…they are spending their night talking over ice cream..real hot…

Then there was a group of pregnant chicks…cuz I guess they like to let loose on a Thursday night like wild women, carrying for two so they can indulge….lose that baby weight never girls….as they angrily and hormonally stuffed their faces…and complained about how they didn’t get enough OREO in their blizzard..

The point of the story is there is not point…but girls at Ice Cream shops are fucking depressing…..even when making dick sucking actions with their mouths while eating it….

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