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2019

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Today is a day the weed heads call 7/10 which upside down spells oil, in that you must smoke your weeds via oils…and extract for that all more powerful hit….so we partnered up with our friends and consistent partner who helps keep the server up and running here called HUNIBADGER ….who make the best device to smoke all your extracts so show some love to us and to them by BUYING ONE FOR EVERYONE YOU KNOW …..THANKS IN ADVANCE.

That said….there is nothing more amazing than seeing college girls in their bikinis at the park…talking about feminism, empowerment and body shaming for the first 20 minutes I sat there listening to them while staring at them…only to see their true “support all women” come out, because you know it’s all a lie, when they started bitching about their friends for being sluts, idiots, etc….the very things that they were against in literally in the same conversation….because everyone is just that fucking delusional….everyone is full of shit…and everyone is nothing moree than a caption on an instagram post in depth….but luckily, women have always been inconsistent idiots who manage to get by due to their tits….in what I call perfect on mute.

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Belle Delphine’s Bath Water Didnt’ give 50 People Herpes
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Student Kicked Out of School for Saying there are Only Two Genders
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Man Catches a Falling Fan
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Girl Makes a BUBBLE
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GATOR VS Fisherman
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Peek a Boo with a Cow
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Rip Torn Dead
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Wrong National Anthem Gets Played
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Florida Tries to Fine a Crazy Person for Not Mowing Lawn
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2019

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Some people say the key to happiness is success, some people say the key to success is happiness, I say the key to happiness is penetrative sex….I guess blowjobs work too as there is more commitment and consent involved…like a girl can’t just be passed out like she can for penetrative sex….

Speaking of sex, I find it interesting that I am not considered male anymore, not that I was ever a “MAN”….if you know what I mean…I don’t like breeding, providing for a family, sports, showering with other men at the gym, typical man shit….but I was always male…but according to the internet….a male born male who identifies as male is called CIS….or something like that…

So if you see a dude, you’re not supposed to say “look at that guy, he thinks he’s so cool”… you’re supposed to say “look at that CIS male, he thinks he’s so cool”…but only after you ask what his pronoun is.

What a fucking stupid world to live in…

But on the plus side, I saw some ex stripper looking girl, with bolt on tits and some tight jeans on, working for a construction company as a signal girl, or maybe a welder…she probably makes more money giving lap dances in the Port-o-Potty at lunchtime than a whole shift stripping…plus the job and consistent paycheck probably helps her credit more than showing up at the bank with all those ONES…

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Lindsay Lohan Tests Her MUSIC
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Naked Playboy Chick
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The Worst Comeback Ever
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Daughter Sends Family Pic to Parents – With LUBE in the background
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Pug PEEING Like a Champion
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Homo Doing the Ice Cream Challenge
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Mariah Carey Says Only Slept with 5 Guys
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Dakota Fanning Leggings
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Coach Dealing with Parents
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Police Arrest Mother Who Left Baby in Car…GOOD.
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Snoop Thought Fake Pic of Him with Cobain was Real
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Nip Slip in Leather
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Dude SPITS in Ice Tea
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Anja Rubik in Sheer Top
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Lord of the Rings Blended with Monty Python
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Bill Clinton Denies Knowledge of Epstein’s Pedophilia
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Rachel McCord Sucking a Lollipop
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Make-Up Tutorial Goes Sideways During Earthquake
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Models Fighting Over Victoria’s Secret
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Sarah Paulson Fired
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Wrestler Fail
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Another Nip Slip
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Male to Female TRANNY – KILLING it
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Important Mario Lopez News
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Angelina Jolie in a New trailer
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Late Night Ferry Jump
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Lock Fail
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Things That Should Not Fly
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Barking Bird – Freaks Me Out…
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Important Wendy Williams News
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Coach Says if You Disrespect the National Anthem – You’re Dead
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Seacrests New Pussy
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Ambrosio in a Bikini
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Melanie Griffith TOPLESS TITS
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Hailey Clauson in Bike Shorts Looking Like Shit
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Kristen Bell – Grocery Shopper
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KEKE PALMER Legs
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Barbara Palvin at an Event
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Liz Olsen Leggings
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Emma Roberts Legs
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Donna D’Errico Still Hot
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8 Acts that Make You a Whore….
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Amateur Slut
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Face RIDING Fitness
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Giving Head Selfies
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India Westbrook’s Hot Bikini Body
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The Face of Degeneracy
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Weird Topless Haircut
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Asian Sluts
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Dildo in the Shower Fail
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Happy 18th Birthday – Pussy in Face
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Public Beach Dick Suck
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Katie Lou Tits
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Teen Pees Herself
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Hot Naked Lauren Elise
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Aislin Butthole
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Sluts in a Pool
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Big Tits in a Bath
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Hot Mackenzie
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2019

Jul

Bella Thorne Sad Titties of the Day

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Bella Thorne posted this bolt on tit pic along with a caption about being sad, which she can cure by having an opiate overdose, you know make some real noise about things as nothing cures sadness like suicide….not that I am a suicide advocate, but if you’re tired of feeling a certain way, it is a viable option, a shitty viable option, I prefer the just going out through drink and being an asshole to everyone..some Leaving Las Vegas inspired suicide…you know when you actually don’t give a fuck, it’s very liberating and emotions don’t come into play like sadness..

I think it is safe to assume this sold to Disney as a kid because her parents don’t love her but love fame…has no feelings or emotions…and is a shell of a person looking for IG likes….when she’s out here trying to pretend she’s a real person and not some attention seeking robot….while posting “FREE ASAP ROCKY” who is in jail in SWEEDEN for ASSAULT…because he ASSAULTED someone and should be in jail…typical thing idiots protest when they see one of their own disrespecting a fucking country.

Either way, her bolt on tits.

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2019

Jul

Elena Anaya Naked of the Day

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Elena Anaya is some actress in a new show called JETT…

She is a Spanish actress whose career started in 1995. She starred alongside Antonio Banderas in Pedro Almodóvar’s The Skin I Live In, for which she won the Goya award.

I just cut and pasted that from WIKIPEDIA.

Something I do now that I’ve been corrected on THIS MICHELLE BITCH not being on LOST…but assuming she was…and making a real ass of myself in front of my friends…

Here is Gaite Jansen naked in the same show..

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2019

Jul

Ireland Baldwin Bra of the Day

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7 Foot Tall Ireland Baldwin is realizing that she is a celebrity kid and that she doesn’t need to put in as much effort as those broke ass girls on instagram out there trying to be famous cuz they don’t have famous parents or famous last names….

She just knows that she can walk around in a bra and that’s enough to get people talking, because they have an interest in her last name….which is basically zero effort seeing as she doesn’t even need to get dressed to properly execute it.

It just doesn’t look very good. It is sloppy in weird way but I am still her number one fan. I’d like to be her manager.

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2019

Jul

Serena Williams Booty of the Day

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I love female tennis….and Serena Williams may be a great tennis player. A star….a Super Star even….who bought herself some nerd who created Reddit and made him cum inside her….but I don’t consider her a female tennis star. That’s just the league she’s in….because she’s also terrifying while female tennis players are supposed to be dainty in skirts while hitting balls at least they were before this came along and elevated the sport.

Maybe it is because or strength, in some powerful woman shit, and I am sure some people, like the Reddit guy have that fetish of being smothered by a big woman….but from my perspective….it’s unfair advantage, trans before trans was a thing, she’s a man, before Amanda Bynes went crazy…Ladybugs before Rodney Dangerfield and Jonathan Brandis were dead….the guy, dressed like a girl, to excel at the sport…but apparently, based on her baby making, she’s got a pussy and woman parts…and she likes to do woman things and dress up like a woman and this is the end result of that big ol’ mom ass doing weirdness…

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2019

Jul

Charlotte Lawrence Slutty Bikini of the Day

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Charlotte Lawrence is some random model I follow on Social media, who I didn’t realize I follow on Social Media, because I follow 7500 models and sluts posting slutty content on their social media for me to either try to jerk off to – or to get horny over – so that when I leave the house I can sexualize girls proper…since they are all sexualizing themselves while pretending they aren’t…

She’s in a bikini, she’s got a hot skinny body and some tits. She may or may not be related to Jennifer Lawrence, or Joey Lawrence, or even Martin Lawrence….but none of that matters because she is half naked.

I like to think of myself as a slut profiler, you know similar to how cops racial profile, with their “if he’s black he must be a criminal” approach to life. Just riding on the averages or whatever and being right most of the time baseed on those averages. It is a probability game.

Only I do the same with girls on the internet….and in life…whether they have half naked pics or not. I just assume by looking at them or their pics that they are sluts, and for the most part I am right….probability you know.

I love sluts and it’s not a bad thing to be a slut, it’s empowering. It’s not like calling an Arab dude who has lived in American for 3 generations and loves America a terrorist harboring terrorism….but rather a positive thing….but for some reason the girls I call sluts, or identify as sluts, who are usually sluts, which makes them awesome for our needs, hate being called sluts…unless it’s at some werid feminist rally they all come together to celebrate having a period in which they try to take ownership of the word slut by crying things like “stop slut shaming”….even if being a slut should come with some level of shame…I mean you’re fucking all the dicks like an out of control addict and it doesn’t take much skill to get all the dicks to fuck you….but it doesn’t mean you aren’t welcome to the party….you hole is NEEDED at the party…

Point being…hot bikini pics..

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2019

Jul

Candice Swanepoel See Through of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is a weird one. She is hot when she does Victoria’s Secret….but whenever she does anything outside of Victoria’s Secret, it ends up being what I consider a disaster or a mess or just awkward.

It is like she can’t handle anything but Victoria’s Secret.

I can assume she’s an early model of the VS-Bot they created in an underground lab somewhere, so that they don’t have to deal with actual models, and they didn’t program her AI to be believable outside of the underwear modeling task at hand….because the now old, washed up, but once hottest VS thing…out there trying to reinvent herself or branch out is too little too late. Maybe her focus should be on dealing with her many children she’s had instead of this. Save the hot modeling for the young hot models….whoever decided the lifespan of a model should go well into her 40s is a crazy person.

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2019

Jul

Nikki Reed Upskirt of the Day

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Nikki Reed is flashing her ass, I am not sure if has anything to do with her endorsing Senator Bernie Sanders for President in the 2016 U.S. presidential election….you know in a hippie flashing her ass as a fuck you to all you AMERICANS who believe in AMERICAN values…but I like to make it about that.

If you’re asking yourself who Nikki Reed is, because you don’t recognize her ass, she wrote the movie 13….a movie you jacked off to cuz you’re a pervert but she is not longer 13….she’s like 40….but still acting like she’s 13….as she flashes her panty wearing ass…..in a way you wish all 13 year olds did….you EPSTEIN FUCK…

She is married and has a kid with Ian Somerhalder….whoever that is…and the whole thing is just so exciting I can’t contain myself.

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2019

Jul

Dog Faced Nina Agdal Wet Bikini of the Day

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I just checked Nina Agdal’s Instagram because I heavily dislike her and think she’s a fucking scam of a model, with nothing hot about her….

And as it turns out she is in some weird 30 year old trying to be an influencer and targe women because that is where the ad dollars are….prostitute…

She wrote a massive caption on a workout video that was zero hot, clearly targeting women, about being empowered to not workout for 5 days, so that you can come back and hop in and take it step by step as some key to happiness.

What she neglected to write is that her key to happiness is finding a rich guy after being a whore on the social media and with the help of a media partner like Sports Illustrated, to become a bigger name or ego, so that when she gets with these rich guys she can with confidence try to convince them that she’s famous, successful, or whatever, but I highly doubt she’s made that much money….and everything she has done has been due to rich dick…which I guess makes her a sex worker…I mean retard looking sex workers is a thing….people will pay for anything…

All this to say, garbage.

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