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2019

26

Jul

Brooke Shields This Aint the Blue Lagoon No More Granny Bikini of the Day

No one told Brooke Shields that this aint the Blue Lagoon no more…you know Blue Lagoon the movie where 14 year old Brook was naked the entire time as it was part of the story…in what would never happen today cuz it’d be a sex crime for all involved…cuz no 14 year old should be naked or half naked on screen – that’s the devil’s work and illegal…and apparently, based on these pics, neither should the 65 year old version of them…

Posted in:Brooke Shields|SFW

2019

26

Jul

Liz Banks Tongue Play of the Day

Liz Banks. Not Hot….

Liz Banks. Very rich from that shitty Pitch Perfect series that went viral…

Liz Banks. A reminder that if you’re not hot, you can pretend to be hot, and some awkward rich decision makers will confuse you for being hot, and will listen to your pitch for a dumb fucking movie series that ended up making stupid fucking money.

She just had to use her mouth tricks…like this….it separates the amateurs from the professionals…

Posted in:Elizabeth Banks|SFW

2019

26

Jul

Rosmary Altuve is Alright of the Day

Girls who take photos like this – you know getting all nude and dramatic cuz they think they are hot, sexy and that this is good, high concept content…..so they connect with random pervert photographers on instagram and meet them alone in random places to capture this BORING as fuck, zero personality, story, interesting, comedic content….you know that makes you feel zero except for “I see her tits”…..are the same kind of girls who expose those same photographers wanting sex from them….because everything else about their interaction besides getting naked is boring…like the pics…

This one is a virtual unknown to me but you can see her in dramatic half naked poses…and that may not be thought provoking, intelligent, interesting, funny, fun, aspirational…it’s basically NOTHING but nudity…but nudity is still more interested than a zero substance bitch non-nude…

Posted in:Rosmary Altuve

2019

26

Jul

Sofia Wilkowski is Alright of the Day

Girls who take photos like this – you know getting all nude and dramatic cuz they think they are hot, sexy and that this is good, high concept content…..so they connect with random pervert photographers on instagram and meet them alone in random places to capture this BORING as fuck, zero personality, story, interesting, comedic content….you know that makes you feel zero except for “I see her tits”…..are the same kind of girls who expose those same photographers wanting sex from them….because everything else about their interaction besides getting naked is boring…like the pics…

This one is a virtual unknown to me but you can see her in dramatic half naked poses…and that may not be thought provoking, intelligent, interesting, funny, fun, aspirational…it’s basically NOTHING but nudity…but nudity is still more interested than a zero substance bitch non-nude…

Posted in:Sofia Wilkowski

2019

26

Jul

Madison Leyes is Alright of the Day

Girls who take photos like this – you know getting all nude and dramatic cuz they think they are hot, sexy and that this is good, high concept content…..so they connect with random pervert photographers on instagram and meet them alone in random places to capture this BORING as fuck, zero personality, story, interesting, comedic content….you know that makes you feel zero except for “I see her tits”…..are the same kind of girls who expose those same photographers wanting sex from them….because everything else about their interaction besides getting naked is boring…like the pics…

This one is a virtual unknown to me but you can see her in dramatic half naked poses…and that may not be thought provoking, intelligent, interesting, funny, fun, aspirational…it’s basically NOTHING but nudity…but nudity is still more interested than a zero substance bitch non-nude…

Posted in:Madison Leyes

2019

26

Jul

Rebecca Bagnol is Alright of the Day

Girls who take photos like this – you know getting all nude and dramatic cuz they think they are hot, sexy and that this is good, high concept content…..so they connect with random pervert photographers on instagram and meet them alone in random places to capture this BORING as fuck, zero personality, story, interesting, comedic content….you know that makes you feel zero except for “I see her tits”…..are the same kind of girls who expose those same photographers wanting sex from them….because everything else about their interaction besides getting naked is boring…like the pics…

This one is a virtual unknown to me but you can see her in dramatic half naked poses…and that may not be thought provoking, intelligent, interesting, funny, fun, aspirational…it’s basically NOTHING but nudity…but nudity is still more interested than a zero substance bitch non-nude…

Posted in:Rebecca Bagnol

2019

26

Jul

Armed Tulsa Homeowner and Other Videos of the Day

Drunk in a Hotel

iPad Thief at Chik Fil A

Baltimore Police Employee is Assaulted

Rodeo Bull Gets Revenge

Idiot Kid Taken Out by Bar

Filipino Popsicle Sucking Game

Building Facade…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

26

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I didn’t got see the Tarantino movie that opened last night, even though I am a fan of Manson and his ability to pursuade people. Great sales guy….and I like Tarantino movies…but I can give you a spoiler alert….MARGOT ROBBIE DIES….which I know is an exciting thing to us Margot Robbie haters….

Other than that….I have nothing else to say about that…but I did see a fat mom bringing her kids to daycare in some fitness top and her tit was basically hanging out…cuz she sized down not up due to psychologically trying to stay motivated in her fitness….Weight Watchers or maybe she just likes dudes staring at her tits to make her feel hot – now that she’s fully fucking destroyed by birthing…

My biggest concern for the weekend is trying to understand who was responsible and how they implemented the society we have today. Meaning, in the late 1800s humans owned land, carried guns, protected themselves, they worked the land, minded their business, lived a simpler life. There was no taxation. Life seemed better….now everyone is a fucking robot, giving 50 percent of their money to the government while living shitty lives….struggling to pay their debt….who agreed to give the government our money and accept that as a rule – Fucking crazy…

Some Morning Links for the weekend? OK.

Sluts on the Construction Site
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Woman Threatening Lost Bikers with MACE
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The Biggest Mystery This Generation
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Selma Blair Bald from Cancer Treatment
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Brooke Shields is 300 Years Old in a Bikini
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Random Bitch in a See Through Dress
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Groom KOs Bride
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Stephanie Pratt has Quit the Hills
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Getting Run off the Road
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Lili Reinhart has not Broken Up with Suite Lifee of Zach and Cody
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HIlarious Amateurs Doing Porn – NSFW
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SLUTS!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2019

25

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

One of life’s greatest freedoms in the world and on the internet is having the ability to ask “Send Nudes”….

Now men like Kim Kardashian’s photographer are getting called out for asking girls who want to shoot with him cuz he’s Kim Kardashian’s photographer for being a creep or a rapists all called out on the internet….he’s a nude photographer of course he’s a creepy pervert. Why you hitting him up?

I am a degenerate pervert and my first post I wrote in 2004 was that this site was a place for you to email your nudes. It is part of the core of who I am as Jesus Martinez the Drunkenstepfather an internet user. If some random girl was to try to take me down for it…I’d have to approach it like this “if you don’t want to send me nudes, don’t send them, say NO….but if you don’t ask you never get and if you can’t say no to a request you should try harder and do better”..there is a block and delete button. Use it.

Truth is, we are all fucking perverts cuz that is how we are wired as a species, that is why people watch porn and get naked online. Men want to see every woman in the world naked if they can…and sometimes you have to ask for that.

I think asking a half nude bitch who sexualizes herself online for nudes is like asking a Vegan for a carrot, or a bartender for a drink…if you don’t want that attention, or to be asked that shit, don’t put your exhibitionist ass out there….and don’t ask a dude like Kim K’s photographer to take pics of you nude….simple solution to a NON issue.

The question should be “what is wrong with people who don’t ask people on the internet for nudes”….because that seems UN-HUMAN to me….NUDES and FAKE NEWS are the foundation of the internet and the foundation of many billion dollar companies.

I think “Send Nudes” is the best comment on any image, best reply to any email, best approach to life….it’s a state of mind people.

The internet is a fantasy, alternate reality, grey area where you don’t have to conduct yourself the same way with women as you do in real actual life…it’s the fucking internet lighten up.

I get that people have a hard time figuring that out…because there is a major crossover – but the likes and comments you get, even the texts you get for strangers are fake and one sided. If you are writing into you phone or computer you are basically talking to a screen not someone on the other end.

As a general rule, when you’re in person, living actual real life you don’t ask strangers for nudes, you don’t ask your co-worker for nudes, you don’t ask the coffee shop for nudes, you don’t ask your neighbor’s wife for nudes….you don’t steal, rape, kill…you act like a decent civilized person…that makes sense because it is real life where you should be a decent person….but on the internet…it is fair game…

Getting together and crying about how creepy men are for their pervert comments to your pervert content…but still sending spread ass pics to strangers or filming sex tapes for their fucking snapchat…while producing provocative content you want people to comment on cuz some SKINNY TEA company is paying for the plug and more comments looks better for you….is a confusing message.

What I am saying is humanity is shit, you can all do better….

What I am saying is that the real movement we need is the “Send Nudes” movement…not to make America Great Again…but to keep the Internet great in this trying and difficult time..

Here are some stepLINKS…


Lady Thinks Taser is a Vibrator
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Karlie Kloss – Slutty Suit
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Selma Blair Undergoing Radical MS treatment and is BALD…
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Brad Cooper Fucking Anna Wintour
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Hailey Baldwin Bieber Rock Hard Nipple Pokies in the Ocean
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Ghost Hunter Bought the Manson Murder House
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Weird Story of a Dude Who Killed His Wife
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Weird Story of a Wife who Killed Her Husband
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Lady Wasting MACE
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Epstein Tried to Kill Himself like a Pervert fuck – Probably a Tactic to Get Out
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Zombieland 2 – Trailer
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Kate Beckinsale Looking Blonde!
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Navy Seals Sent Home for Drinking on the Job
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Camille Grammar Ripping Off her Dress
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GUy on Subway Hanging Onto Train
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Bison Charges 9 Year Old
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Beyonce’s Ass Dropped 50 LBS…
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Vanessa Hudgens Braless Nipple Pokies After Dinner
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Megan Rainoe’s GF Says Hating on Trump is Necessary
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Passenger Assaults Boyfriend for Looking at Other Women
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Mad Magazine is Dead
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Monique on her Beef with Oprah
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Judge Dragged out of Court After Being Sentenced
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Nostalgia…can be Terrifying.
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Washington State Releases Criminals
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Clit Rudder – Exercise Bike
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Huge Titty Girl Building Sand Castles in a Bikini
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Big Ship Launch
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Merit Badges for Millennials
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ASAP Rocky Officially Charged
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Area 51 Roid Rage
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Idiot Murdering Kids Should bee Tried as Adults
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SMOKE THAT FROZEN PIPE TO STAY COOOL….
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TOP RATED DEVICE To Smoke Extracts
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SEX WORK IS NOT REAL WORK! BUT YOU CAN JERK OFF TO IT. So it Counts.
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Poker Club To Win CASH!
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From the Forum

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Maya Hawke – Big Tits
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Vanessa Hudgens Hard Nips
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Charlotte McKInney – SKinny Big TIts
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Lucy Hale – Fitness
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Nicky Whelan – ORANGE
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Selena Gomez in Italy with a White Dress
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Lorena Rae – Hot Bikini
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From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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TUMBLR PORN OF THE DAY BY ME
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Amateur College Lesbians
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BOOB SLAPS
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Welcome to San Francisco
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Fucking on the Job
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Spell Makes Clothes Disappear
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Anal Stimulation Over All
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Amateur Slut!!
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Alina Strips..
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Flora Dress Butt Play
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Classy Throat Training
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Two Sluts in Ordering Food
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Hot Body GF
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Kaitlin Naked in Nature
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Big Titty Drop….
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Interesting take on Puppeteering
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I Think you can Get Arrested for Sex Offense Doing This
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No Bra TItty Play
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Topless Chick Giving a Champagne Bottle Head
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Girls with their Tongues Out
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Two Girls Naked Together
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Amazing Huge Titty Flash and dILDO
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They Call it Sex Work, but It’s Not Work at All….it’s just Sex you get to Watch..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2019

25

Jul

Funny Girl Whitney Cummings Slutty in a Funny Bathing Suit of the Day

Whitney Cummings is probably best known for being a “Hot” comedian….now that it is not accepted to apply a gender to a person like back in the day when she was seen as a “hot” Female Comedienne….oh how the world has changed in the dumbest fucking way…

I was never overly impressed with her crass sense of humor because it is easy for girls to make vulgar jokes and seem more shocking or interesting than if a dude was to do it.

I just figured if I was a hot woman, and I may be, you’d never know, this is the internet and that would be my best fucking troll…breaking into comedy would be easy.

Comedians are losers who practice being funny, which means they likely didn’t get laid before they got famous from practicing being funny, which means that a girl like CUMMINGS who even has an appropriate name for the gig moved in and the world was her oyster…a hot chick amongst nerds trying to be funny…easy target, easy pickings…etc.

If you have a dream, it’s easy to make it happen, when you look good.

That said, she took her sex, dick sucking, comedy, made some hit TV shows, and is set for fucking life, so it worked out nicely for her.

I have said that I hate girl comedians, but it’s never been about whether they can be funny or not. I like girls, I prefer girls to guys, and girls can be funny.

I just thought it was reducing themselves to clickbait, when there are far better things they can be doing to reduce themselves to get attention, like getting half naked.

As it turns out, women are a versatile species capable of both kinds of clickbait…

So here’s rich as fuck CUMMINGS to CUM to.

Posted in:SFW|Whitney Cummings