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2019

11

Jul

Alexandra Daddario Swimsuit of the Day

This Alexandra Daddario bitch, is not just a bitch because of her vagina that makes her one by default, ask any VET they will tell you the same.

She’s a bitch because she’s had a total misuse of her tits the last few years….

It’s like she came out with a bang, huge attention generated from her tits, the fuckers basically went viral….all thanks to True Detective.

It made her fans, it got dudes jerking off to her, it was a solid strategy…

Then she booked Baywatch, where she squeezed her tits into a red bathing suit….instead of pulling out the tits like she did on TRUE DETECTIVE…because she got arrogant…and we were forced to see that without the tits out she’s average at best.

Like slut it up a bit…doesn’t she know why she’s here…or more importantly, why WE are here.

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2019

11

Jul

Instathot of the Day

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Armouanth is some slutty gamer girl….

She may not be a Belle Delphine selling her herpes bath water…but she is a reminder that gamer girls are basically cam girl sex workers who realize that nerds pull out their credit cards and that nerds are the best damn audience and fans to have for financial reasons…

All you need to do is cocktease them….and give them the most minimal amount of attention…and they freak out cuz that’s how nerds function.

Clever sluts. They are all around us.

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2019

11

Jul

Irina Shayk Topless

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Recently single Irina Shayk is out there behaving like so many recently single girls crying for attention now that they are single…

You know going back to being the whore that she always was…just a few years after committing her whoring to one rich person, who increased her profile and gave her a child he will be paying for for a long time….sex workers and their tactics…especially when they are Russian…

Soulless Russian spy getting herself back out there….with a more beat down pussy….a mom pussy…looking for a new revenue stream now that she has locked in her first one.

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2019

11

Jul

Visible Thong and Other Videos of the Day

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People are Weird

Short Man Meltdown

Idiot Students and Their Idiot Graffiti

Dude Destroying Cars in Germany

Arizona Ice Tea Spitter

Gender Reveal Fail

Multiple Soda Sippers

Kid Lights HImself on Fire

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

11

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am someone who likes to reduce any intelligence I may have, but probably don’t have, to talking about tits…..and I really enjoys cutting down female celebrities for no real reason other than it makes me laugh…but I am not an incel woman hater who can’t get laid, who lacks charisma, and who fixates on CHADS and BECKYS….

But I did meet one in a bar last night, just a big dopey moron who was trying to get girls passing by him to give him attention by trying to high five them….and when they would go along with it…he’d cheer and try to dance with them….I was close by and knew that soon enough he would try to rope me into his game, recruit me as his wing man, sidekick, backup dancer, or whatever….

So when he eventually did try to high five me and I refused to high five him back because my life isn’t about pandering to idiots….I was polite and said “I just came here to drink, not to talk to people, not to be bothered”…to which he said….”You’re too masculine to me, I can’t handle that masculinity”…in what I guess was him calling me a tough guy, or a guy trying to be a tough guy for not wanting to cheer him on….to which i said “thanks, I’ve only been transitioning for 6 months and I guess the Testosterone’s finally making its mark”….to which he didn’t try to high five me again…..but instead when to another corner to call the girls walking by him whores…as incels do…because I guess he doesn’t like trannies.

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Girl Lights Smoke with Burning Flag
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Money on the Freeway
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Beyonce Showing some Nipple…
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Epstein Hung Out With Celebs After Being a Convicted Sex Offender
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Car Swerving Escape
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Tracy Morgan ESPY OPENING MONOLGOUE
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Naked Redhead
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Soccer Champ Swearing for the Kids
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Why Every Remote Sucks
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Dude Freaks Out in Bagel Shop
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Mom Sends Pic of her Ass to Carpet Fitters
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2019

10

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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People are getting their news on a meme and are repurposing it as their original thought…

They are not even bothering to read articles or watch documentaries to present as their own original thought….they are quoting memes…

Someone I like….literally quoted stats from a meme I saw three days ago in his Facebook status….as fact.

Fake news…that shit has been around forever, but now it goes viral and the idiots think the ideas in the fake news are their own ideas, they tell their friends, it spreads, we all die.

People have too much internet access – when they need to be policed to fuck….

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Cara Delevingne and Ashley Benson are Engaged cuz they are both so STABLE
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Parachute Slams into Car
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Taylor Swift – Highest Paid Entertainer
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Chrissy Teigen Side Tit – Disgusting WOman
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Expert Underestimates Power of Grendade…
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Some Instant Karma…..
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Spelling Manor Sells for a Fucking Lot
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Sarah Hyland Nipple on Instagram
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Hannah Ferguson Hot Tits in a See Through
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NFL Player VS Cops….
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John Voight Cleaning Off Seats for Gold Star Families
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Taylor Swifts Tits are Becoming a Woman
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Hot Naked Playboy Chick
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Mason Reese and his Cam Girl is the best Story Ever….
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QVC Caught Selling Moldy Food…
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43 Year Old Turns Out to Be Julio Iglesisas’ Son
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Denise Richards Doesn’t Get BOTOX
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Amber Heard Braless in a Black Shirt
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Runway NIPPLE
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Where does Nasa Keep the Moon Rocks
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In Case You Missed it – Student Kicked Out of Class for Saying there are Only 2 Genders
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Man Catches a Falling Fan…
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Woody Allen will Never Retire
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Amazing FINE of the Day
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Interpreters Test Skills
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Kendall Jenner Bikini
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Peek a Boo with a Cow…
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Raw Earthquake Footage…
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Anti American Obama with his Anti American Soccer Jersey
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Amber Heard in a Whore Dress Cuz She’s a Whore
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Beyonce Cleavage
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Zooey Dechanel – Entitled Rich Trash
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Alexina Graha – VS Model Half Naked
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Lorena Raee VS Model Half Naked
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Ciara Cleavage
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Kendall Jenner Bikini Ass
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Rat Cow Bra Top
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Haily Clauson Looks like Trash in Bike Shorts
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Throwback Farrah Abraham Naked
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Oh Hey Melanie Griffith is Topless on a Boat
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Projap – Hot Slutty Amateur
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Cowgirl PUSSY Spread….
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Monster Tits Break the Fourth Wall
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Fucking for Room Service
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Buxton Big Boobs…
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Funny Crackhead Shit
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How to Make a Paintes Day wit some Nude Posing
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Big Tits / Cameltoe
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Dick Pushes Up the Belly…
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Anna Sophia Berglund Nude…
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Australian Police have Lost Their Minds..
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Some Naked Bitch in the Kitchen
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The Best Way to Burn Your Asshole
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Sex Move of the Day – The Chandelier
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Throwback – When Vaginas Overheated
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Three Foot Longs
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Just some Lesbians
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THE WORST GUIDE TO BOXING
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Big Black Booty Geetting Naked
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Throat Massage
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2019

10

Jul

Hot Girls Dab for 710 of the Day

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I wrote about this in the Morning Hangover Dump, because I like to repeat myself….

Today, on this July 10, 2019, is a day the weed smokers who care about Calendars call 710 which upside down spells oil….kinda like when I use my calculator and write BOOBLESS in numbers….

I guess it is a celebration of OILS and EXTRACTS made from your favorite flowering weed that you can smoke and get rattled by….

It’s how people next level the high, go more potent, without the headache of rolling a joint….

We partnered up with our friends and consistent partner who helps keep the server up and running here called HUNIBADGER ….

I know we are called DrunkenStepfather and I figure I am the number one advocate for weed, in a look what drinking has done to me kind of way.

You know the faces on the Cigarette pack warnings? Well I’m that for drinking….In a – “if you have to choose drinking or weed” don’t choose drinking, look at that guy…but maybe choose both…because you get more fucked up trippy.

That said, they make the best device to smoke all your extracts so show some love to us and to them by BUYING ONE FOR EVERYONE YOU KNOW …..THANKS IN ADVANCE.

So here are bitches using the device that makes your SMOKING needs better…..but if you scroll down…there’s a nice booty shake…that will hypnotize you to BUY NOW

If you’re going to do one thing to improve your life…do this…

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2019

10

Jul

Ariana Grande Blackface of the Day

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Ariana Grande is in Blackface, cuz that’s her aesthetic…The most tanned white girl around…looking like she didn’t kill Mac Miller with his opiates…even though she probably drove him down that road….looking like she didn’t help the bomber at her concert that killed off her fans…even though we all know she’s fully responsible for it…

I find very little attractive about the skinny midget with the big fake hair….even in her half naked posing I see a woman hating on America…calling Americas disgusting like that lesbian Soccer player….who doesn’t realize if she was in another country…she’d be stoned by her family…so maybe America isn’t so bad, you dumb white fuck.

Not that it has anything to do with Ariana Grande or her love for big cock…..some black cock….some weird SNL cock…but she’s still fucking trash.

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2019

10

Jul

Charli XCX Towel Erotica of the Day

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The internet….or Social Media more specifically…a place where girls get to have an audience in places they clearly like an audience….like putting on a towel after a shower or before getting dressed…

When I take a shower, or get out of the shower, the last thing I am thinking is that I need to get a selfie…to send to my friends…with my tits out…all clean….yet so dirty….and by friends, I mean the random people of the internet that I don’t know but that satisfy my social media needs…likes and follows motherfuckers…

Let people in, almost shove it down our throat and force us to digest and consume it – like we’re being raped with their slutty pics….a place that isn’t so bad to be…except for the rejection and loneliness.

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Posted in:Charli XCX|SFW

2019

10

Jul

Demi Rose Mawby Extreme Photoshop of the Day

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The nice thing about Demi Rose, or really any whore on the internet, is that they are all so photoshopped, sexualizing them, like they sexualize themselves is less offensive than it would be if they were a girl half naked on the street….

You see, when you created an Artificial version of someone, they sort of become a cartoon character, so you should be allowed to write all the “Rape” comments you want on her instagram without people getting mad, without the girl feeling creeped on or creeped out….because it’s fiction. A fantasy. Anime. Whatever.

I don’t think Sex Worker Demi Rose is hot, I actually hate this Demi Rose Kardashian look….but I guess it’s worked out for her…..a huge sensation…and not working strip club poles…or whatever the alternate universe would have done for her in a world without social media….I feel there would be limited options.

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