I’m sure you’ve all seen that thick neck meme….that people are openly posting and laughing at…making jokes about…which confuses me because if he was a fat white girl….the internet would be MAD at the shaming….the people involved arrested for cyber bullying….or if someone called him a RETARD..holy fuck….only the Kardashians can get away with that […]
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2018
16
Nov
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
Asking a girl to go grocery shopping with you at 1 am while drunk in a bar is always a good way to literally go down the creampie aisle…and not actually go down the creampie aisle you were insinuating with your bad creampie joke…the way you wanted to when you were planting the seed in […]
2018
25
Sep
Micaela Schafer Nudity of the Day
Micaela Schafer is a German, and I assume this is what Hitler had in mind for his people 80 years ago when he was drafting up his Master Plan… You know, a woman who tattoos hearts onto her nipples, and is naked all the fucking time for attention, because every country needs their own Phoebe […]
2018
22
Aug
stepLINKS of the Day
The fascinating thing about life is that it is a real life choose your own adventure, so when you wake up you’re giving so many choices, so many options, so may possibilities, but instead of taking them, it’s easier to just sit on your soiled couch watching porno on stolen wifi…why bother with that other […]
2018
15
Aug
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
The highlight of my week so far has been when I was walking around, barely walking around, I saw a girl bending over while on a date with some dude having ice cream. He was sitting across the table from her, and was the one eating the ice cream, which was pretty fucking queer, as […]
2018
10
Jul
Kim Garner – Bikini Slut of the Day
The highlight of my life was when Kim Garner followed me on twitter, I can’t prove that it happened, when it did happen I didn’t know who she was, and I guess because she followed me I now know who she is, it was many years ago and was probably the best 5 minutes before […]
2018
09
Jul
Rachel McCord See Through Panties on the Beach of the Day
Rachel McCord is the less relevant McCord sister, who is in and of herself not relevant being the relevant McCord sister, despite her attempt to attend every single event possible to be relevant when she managed to scam her way onto to TV as an actress….. I feel like these girls were the hot girls […]
2018
05
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
Never trust someone who doesn’t drink….unless they are ex addicts…but people who just don’t drink because they never drink…are pussies…and we hate pussies…unless they are in bathing suit bottoms or spread…not when they are dudes… Speaking of pussies, I never realize how uptight people are….how they don’t understand the humor or the joke of the […]
2018
18
Jun
Blanca Blanco Nipples of the Day
Blanca Blanco is apparently some actress….known for a whole fucking lot of terrible fucking movies….but she’s still in the scene and gets invited out. You know she’s got an agent, gets work, and like Bill Paxton, is a “who the fuck is that, oh right that guy”…but the girl version… The nice thing about Blanca […]
2018
06
Jun
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
My new favorite place to hang out is in campgrounds. I figure it’s summer time now, and there’s a lot of people who are living the VanLife because of instagram, you know all those 20 somethings who don’t get jobs or want jobs, because they prefer sitting in vans all day….linking up for spots where […]