Ana Braga wishes she was on the Phoebe Price level of clickbait producing 50 year old sex worker with a friend in the paparazzi who doesn’t understand what people are actually interested in on the content front, but that get her pics out there with old school tactics rather than new school digital marketing hustle […]
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2019
04
Jul
Fourth of July Erotica of the Day
American Themed Bikini Pics is 99 precent what being American about… Like apple pie, canned beer, hot dogs and fireworks…the American bikini photoshoot to post on social media a day before Fourth of July so that it’s out there by Fourth of July…so that people know you love the USA with your tits….as much as […]
2019
28
Jun
Morning Hangover Dump of thee Day
When Someone tells you a sad story about how their neighbor came onto them too hard….grabbing them by the throat and basically threatening to kill them after they turned him down for sex….like a typical dude who watches too much porn…who thinks that is what chivalry is….there’s a simple reason why spit in face rape […]
2019
01
May
stepLINKS of the Day
Sitting outside the known whore motel in my neighborhood is my new hobby. I like to see all the gutter trash that rolls through getting their corporate rate to get their fuck on for money Last night I saw one toothless hooker with a shoulder tattoo and a pair of very skimpy shorts, definitely worth […]
2019
30
Apr
Jamie Chung Bikini of the Day
Jamie Chung is not the name of your favorite Chinese Restaurant…BUT MAYBE IT IS…or could be…something you’d want to eat after seeing it in these pictures soaking in salt water…seasoning that asian fish in herr panties….or maybe disinfecting it….the salty sting on the open sores that come with being an actress….from navigating the scene….you sick […]
2019
26
Apr
Rachel McCord Nipples of the Day
Rachel McCord, who must be in her 40s, is out there with her nipples out trying to get noticed…. She is the Kourtney Kardashian of her family….the better looking version of the famous sister who attached herself to the famous sister to matter…only the McCord family don’t matter, and the famous sister Annalynne barely exists…and […]
2019
27
Mar
Kate Beckinsale Tight Leggings of the Day
Kate Beckinsale, some old bitch with a slutty daughter who nerds want to fuck because she’s aged properly and looks the same as she did 20 years ago before destroying her vagina with her slutty body… She is a mystery….maybe the vampire from her vampire movies…just some rich kid from the UK making it in […]
2019
25
Feb
Oscars Round-up of the Day
The oscars…. I decided to LIVE TWEET on my TWITTER …the least followed twitter for the amount of time I’ve been on Twitter…the majority of my tweets were my deep hatred for Lady Gaga that is warranted, because I paid to rent A Star is Born to see the hype, and I quickly discovered that […]
2019
25
Jan
Rachel McCord Nipples in a Sheer Top of the Day
Rachel McCord Nipples in a Sheer Top are about what you’d expect them to be. She’s not even the McCord sister who was on TV, but got to go to all the events with the one who was on TV, and by association has been able to be relevant enough for the paparazzi to partner […]
2018
26
Dec
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
It may not be Christmas anymore. We may have to wait a full fucking year for our next Christmas experience. Some of us may not make it until next Christmas, you know with that Opiate Crisis and our lack of health… I can assure you that on this still the holidays, Boxing Day, our hangovers […]