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Heather Graham’s Old Flat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Brie Larson in the Great Outdoors of the Day

Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day

2019

Mar

Ariana Grande Bra Top of the Day

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I read a post on something that said that Ariana Grande is the most followed person on Social Media….knocking off the other ethnic Disney Star with a tan who does song and dance….Selena Gomez….

So I clicked on her profile and saw this video of her singing.

It made me want to kill myself, or at least find a way to destroy my ears so that I never have to hear again…because along with being a midget weirdo who is not hot, no matter what dead rapper or SNL castmember jerked off to her….she’s not very hot…and she is fully fucking annoying and I think you need some of that to make your day worse than it is…cuz sucking at life needs consistent reminders.

Here she is in a bra…..

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2019

Mar

Martha Hunt Topless for Fashion of the Day

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Martha Hunt is some Taylor Swift groupie, or was one of her real life barbie Dolls that Swift collected, and probably played with, because she had no childhood…some Michael Jackson shit, but more reasonable because she was doing it in partnership with the brand, so that she could probably monetize it….rather than diddling with 7 year olds like him…she just collected an army of tall underwear models. Far more reasonable….

I’m sure like all Models, Martha probably appreciated the Taylor Swift attention or co-sign, they are out there trying to get paid, working towards being public figures…and having a huge star like Taylor Swift on board is great for business…not that it did that much for her in terms of her fame…I mean she’s about as famous as she was before the Taylor years..but it may have helped get her higher pay days, so that she didn’t have to follow other models by being hookers to rich dudes…even though they are all hookers to rich dudes…you know feminism comes in weird forms when th hot women are still selling themselves to rich men…

She’s got her tit out for fashion, there is nipple, it’s a big tit, a good tit, a friendly tit….so we must celebrate that tit by looking at it.

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2019

Mar

Shay Mitchell Bikini of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is so boring….

But she’s strategic, and I’ll always give a strategic girl credit where credit is deserved…

She’s the averagely hot, ethnic Canadian who managed to make it in America…and who understood that her following on Social Media that is huge, thanks to being a huge show when instagam happened, was more valuable than her acting…

So she’s done the youtuber thing, the influencer thing, she even published teen youth fiction series of books that will be turned into a movie one day and that she owns, and will make a shit ton of money off of..

It’s smart….I mean you can be a set of tits on the internet, getting naked, and being reduced to a whore…or stripper….like most of the instagram sluts. Or you can make a fucking business, with a vision, because you have all the marketing power you need in the perverts sitting waiting for her bikini pics…

She’s apparently some cunty rich kid from a Rich neighborhood….that’s the inside scoop in canada – where we are all neighbors.

That said, I can’t imagine anyone in her position not being cunty…but she’s in a bikini and that offsets most things….like a bad attitude….

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2019

Mar

Naked Lady Walking and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Thinks He’s Making Out with a Lady

Naked Dude in a Grocery Store

Smash and Grab…

Old Men Head Butt…

Dude Balances Upside Down on a Nail

Avalanche of the DAy

One Punch Knockout

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2019

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I accidentally watched part 2 of the Michael Jackson documentary, that was pretty fucking boring…because I’ve thought he was a pedophile freak since the story hit in the 90s, and I never wavered from that stance….not when he died, not when his music played in clubs or bars I was at and dumb cunts who I wanted my dick inside cuz they were in close proximity to me would be singing and dancing to it….to which I’d sometimes inform them of the fact he’s a pedophile, and that I have an insider who knew his lawyers, who since his death said he was guilty….so seeing these die hard fans, who are the first to hashtag beliveALLwomen, are perpetuating their hatred of men even when the men are little 7 year old boys talking about being diddled by the fucker, who everything he did to them, is fucking creepy, even the out in the open shit…he’s in the fucking wrong…and may he burn in hell for all he did….

Not that I care about any of that shit, it’s an old story, but American media loves revisiting shit we’ve already known forever….because some people are in denial cuz they like his creepy horror movie like posturing….

There is nothing that isn’t creepy about MJ or his amusement park shit….and more interestingly…the kid’s fingerprints are on the porn…

NOT TO MENTION…Oprah basically says he did it, and Oprah is God…

Not To Mention…Culkin is likely still on the MJ payroll to stay quiet….

Prove me wrong..

Unfortunately, I am old, it is winter and I am a hermit…cuz I’d rather my night consisted of my face being sat on…by the dirtiest of women…because I think the grime adds flavors…and rashes…and I guess throat cancer…YAY.

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Old as Fuck Pregnant Bitch
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A Bunch of Ass
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Steven Seagal Doing His Ninja Shit…
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Stormy Daniels – Comedienne who Milked It hard to Have A Life After Porn
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Lady Calls Cops on Humping Dogs…
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Malia Obama – in a bikini…
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Nudist Walking is Great…
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Police VS UPS Truck
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Kanye is Legally Forbidden from Retiring
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Bull thinks he’s a horse
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Amazing Deep Throat Skills…
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Rachel McCord Bikini Yoga
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Gal Gadot Cleavage
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Fuck This. Seriously.
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2019

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Luke Perry wasn’t trending when he had the stroke, but he’s sure trending today….Sounds like the Estate of Michael Jackson made a deal with his people to delay unplugging him until Monday to divert attention the day after The Michael Jackson HBO documentary airs its first part about him giving rim jobs to 7 year olds….

You look at him (Luke Perry, not Michael Jackson) and think…Fuck life is so fucking terrifying…he was only 52, which isn’t that old, and boom…taken out…with no warning. At least he got to LIVE a life…imagine the pussy he got in his prime…deadly! Surprised he’s made it this long being Luke Perry….

I wonder if he was a coke addict….LA won’t eat sugar, gluten, or dairy…but they’ll chain smoke and rip lines all night…which causes strokes…so he had to be healthy….like all of Hollywood….all those pills….

Then you watch the news, on TV…it still exists and it’s about the increase in penis cancer…where they amputate your dick if you don’t get diagnosed….probably a disease the feminist scientists created in a lab like it was HIV….

Then they talk about some plus sized model who had ovarian cancer and died at 30….people , all people, should be in a panic about this shit!! We’re all going to die….so why the fuck are we wasting our time doing what we are doing, paying taxes, any of that shit….it’s all going to end dramatically one day…I guess it’s what we’re all waiting from birth…but the good news is….there are so many titties along the way, whether you’re here for a minute…or here for 100 fucking years…just so many titties…because woman as a concept are slutty…and that is what keeps us going…until we’re not.

Steplinks…CLICK THEM…

Kate Beckinsale Making Out….
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Bella Hadid Braless…..
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My Pillow Guy Scandal of the Day
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Gross Katy Perry….
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Stormy Daniels Cunty to the haters who don’t believe in her Stand Up Career….
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Girl Handing a Cobra
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SF Giants CEO – Knocking Wife
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Bleona Qereti Sheer Top….
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Carmel Rodriguez in Leggings Doing a Weird Fucking Workout on a TReadmill….
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Celeb Suicide of the Day
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How do Window Blinds Work….
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The Momo Sculpture….
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Dude Pranks His Brother
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Cops Uses Spike Strips Truck….
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Wedding Surprise – Queers…..
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Bella Hadid VS Gigi Hadid
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Selfie Fail
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Rainfall Causes Roof….
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Kensington Palace says the Royal Baby with the whore wife will not be Gender Fluid…
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How Fast is This Bullet
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Really Expensive Fucking Painting
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Roseanne vs #METOO
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Selma Blair – Boy Nips….
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Larsen Thompson – Big Titties!
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Teyana Taylor – Thong on a Beach….
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Gal Gadot’s Cleavage…
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Gemma Chan…Belly
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Kate Beckinsale – Big Cleavage
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Florence PUGH….POO
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Delilah Hamlin – Lingerie Top
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Rachel McCord Low Level Clickbait
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Cassandra Pope – Possible Butthole in a Bikini
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Kim Kardashina – Disgusting Body
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Olivia Culpo – Slutty
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Karlie Kloss Racy Orthodox Kushner Bra Top
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Ariel Winter – Dick in Yoga Pants
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Racy Ciara – Bikini
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Old Lady Amanda Seyfried
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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You Need to Fuck This
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Pimp Life in the Trap House is a Sad Sad Story
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Reddit Amateur
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Jayde and Jade in the Rain
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Jurassic Park – Titty Drop…
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Dude Riding His Bike into the Sunset…
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Lesbian Shower….
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Titty Jump Rope
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Bitches Tanning
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Australian Porn is Weird
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Big Tits in a Dumb Costume
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Sofie Monster Tits
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Naked Walker…hot
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Gracie’s Vagina…
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Some Real Wives
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Sex Move You Didn’t Know Exists…
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Bathtub Faucet Masturbation
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Double GUMMY Hand is a Terrible Video
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Some Nude Playboy Shoot
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Sutton Spreads that Pussy
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Self Shot Cutie….
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Another Playboy Shoot….
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Don’t Be Cheap….FUCK THIS
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Klaspertinee Another Reddit Amateur of the DAy
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2019

Mar

Lily Mo Sheen Simulating Sex of the Day

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Lily Mo Sheen is out here simulating or having sex on instagram…

She is KATE BECKINSALE and Michael Sheen’s kid…I like to say she’s Charlie Sheen’s kid, because he’s more interesting than Michael Sheen…with his HIV positive status from fucking whores while he was partying harder than he was Luke Perry, before Luke Perry was dead….like who the fuck is Michael Sheen anyway….other than an uninvolved father, who throws checks at his girl, and instilled shitty moral and values into her, he’s an actor…it’s not his fault…

So here is his girl, followed by creepy fans of her mom, living that college girl party life……simulating sex on social media..and it’s some brilliant work.

If you’re going to be an entitled rich kid, make it work for you, and give the people what they want…it’s hot…even when she’s not as hot as her mom…which in and of itself..is probably a weird thing to grow up in…and simulating sex on social media is probably tame compared to what she probably actual does to fill that void of feeling inadequate knowing she’ll never be Kate Beckinsale….

Who knows..save that for her high paid shrink….or don’t…I prefer untreated exhibitionists who bring the perv content and progressively get more pervy the more attention they get…my kind of domino effect.

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2019

Mar

Kate Beckinsale Potential Nipple of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale is back in conversation because she’s fucking Ariana Grande’s boyfriend from SNL and her very loyal, weirdo, pervert fans are very mad about it…

So in the last few months, we’ve seen more of Kate Beckinsale than for the years before….since Underworld…her movie franchise that probably made her a ton of money, not that she needed money, her parents were rich and famous in their own right, and so was her husband who she got knocked up by 18 years ago…where she created Lily Mo Sheen….Charlie Sheen’s child…CLICK TO SEE Lily Mo Sheen Simulating Sex

Making her a weird science experiment, which her virgin nerd fans embraced and loved….firstly as someone from the UK, she’s supposed to genetically not be able to get hot…the UK generally an ugly place with bad teeth and grey skin….at least outside of London in the countryside amongst the working class…just a bunch of gloomy fucking Chimney sweepers who eat nothing but potatoes and stew while chainsmoking…..and secondly as a mom who had her vagina ripped out of her to create a child….only to become a nerd icon…

It’s a weird story, but she’ got big cleavage, still looks good and here she is out there getting noticed…

Some say you can see her nipple, I am not some….I don’t see shit…but Kate Beckinsale and for her fans…that is always enough…you fucking weirdos.

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Here she is making out with her lover Pete Davidson. She’s 45 and her probablly has a huge cock and celebs are weirdos who do weird things…

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Posted in:Kate Beckinsale|SFW

2019

Mar

Alexis Ren Still Slutty and Wet of the Day

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Alexis Ren out here still getting her bolt on tits wet…

These things are ridiculous, they have a mind of their own, and they look like fucking bolt on tits…which I thought was the opposite of what you wanted when you took your instagam money to the plastic surgeon…

It’s like everyone is fake as fuck, at least in their faces and the things they say…but they pretend to be all holistic, anti single use plastic, despite injecting plastics into their faces and implanting them in their tits…you know making them an Ocean Reef THREAT…despite being the Ocean Reef advocate, something they pretend to protect…because they like bikini pics, and without beaches, the bikini pics will seem as shameless as they are…

I am not a hater of big tits on a small frame, even when the tits are purchased, even though I hate implants…

She’s out there producing softcore smut, sexualizing herself…nothing wrong with that…I mean she gets money, rich dudes, experiences..what more could an otherwise uninteresting, low level stripper accomplish…probably not much…without social media whoring..she would not exist. Fact.

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2019

Mar

Genevieve Angelson Nipple Pasties of the Day

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Genevieve Angelson, who the hell is that? She was on the show House of Lies…and I can assure you that Kevin Spacey didn’t diddle her, even though she looks a little too much like that Band Camp bitch from American Pie, with that pale skin and ginger hair, which comes with a ginger bush, which could be exciting if it’s more on the blonde side than the orange site, cuz Orange and Pink just clash as colors….

Here she is wearing a see through shirt and nipple pasties because she’s not ready to commit to the cause and put herself really out there like all these other instagram girls.

As it turns out…nipple pasties aren’t quite enough slutty for me to think an average at best girl is hot…I think I need spread asshole for that….which isn’t happening here…or yet…fingers crossed for a better tomorrow.

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Posted in:Genevieve Angelson|SFW