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2019

26

Feb

Independence Hall Nip Slip of the Day

Independence Hall is the building where both the United States Declaration of Independence and the United States Constitution were debated and adopted. It is now the centerpiece of the Independence National Historical Park in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

It is also some bitch with her fat saggy tit hanging out with some old perverted dude named Ice Mrozek…who I guess is her boyfriend…and more importantly some nipple…that seems placed in all the wrong places…

If this is what Independence Hall is all about, I can support it, but I wish her hippie name trickled down to more flashing….or pussy puppet shows…or really anything a little weirder and sex positive than this.

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2019

26

Feb

Jemma Lucy Tattooed Hemorrhoids of the Day

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Jemma Lucy is some tattooed reality tv start from the UK….

I am pretty sure you can see her Hemorrhoids …

As a Hemorrhoids sufferer, thanks to obesity and sitting on an uncomfortable chair all these years updating this site…I can say….that fleshy looking things make this all that more disgusting…something that upon first glance you didn’t think was possible…

I guess it could just be HPV cauliflowering out of her anus…..like she was Farrah Fawcett…

I just know that STDS or asshole veins or not, this tattoo shit is really not my vibe and the fact that girls do this to themselves, or that whole INKED thing is a thing…will always confuse me.

It’s trash, and not in a good way…the PAIN AND PLEASURE upper thigh tattoo is a real…”what the fuck was this monster thinking”…how did this look become a trend…where people singed on thinking it was “hot”….fucking gross.

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Posted in:Jemma Lucy|SFW

2019

26

Feb

Maitland Ward Still Naked of the Day

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It always amazes me when I see an average at best, middle aged woman, producing really low quality amateur porno content, get some level of celebrity, clout, importance, return on her minimal investment in her content production…because they are old, dumpy and by definition disgusting.

Maitland Ward is an old lady, she wasn’t even famous when she was famous, and the interest in her and her slophole is fucking crazy to me…

Yet she’s out there making over 30k a month off perverts…because ultimately what it comes down to is that people are perverts and it doesn’t take much to find your niche of perverts since there are so many perverts out there….

I do appreciate her hustle, get that money in, get paid with low level amateur porn we know her husband is behind….

I just don’t appreciate what it looks like…it’s gross.

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2019

26

Feb

POST THE Doctor’s Note Selma Blair of the Day

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Selma Blair has found a new angle to get people to pay attention to her, and it’s announcing she has MS…..

No one has bothered with Selma Blair for a long fucking time, and it’s so easy for the bitch to just pretend she has MS…and just ride the Illness train to get media hype and noticed…

She gets invited to one event…busts out the cane…and people start talking about it like it’s a thing…

I am starting a movement, of one, that no one will participate in called #PostTheDrsNote…because I need proof.

I know people with MS who have had MS for years and don’t have a cane…she’s an actor, she’s pandering, and she’s crazy.

I’ve seen one too many Insurance Scam videos on the internet to believe @SelmaBlair has MS, cuz she brought out a cane and said she has MS. #postthedrsnote

Let’s start a movement to get @SelmaBlair to post her Dr’s Note. Bringing a cane to the first event she was invited to in 5 years does not equal MS. #PostTheDrsNote

It’s too fucking easy to lie about this and get the attention she wants out of this…and Hollywood types are evil….and woud do this kind of thing.

I want PROOF…that your sympathy is warranted, cuz she’s playing this one up, laying it on thick…she’s bullshit…

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2019

26

Feb

Hot Dance of the Day and Other Videos of the Day

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Tweaker Breaks into Cars

Ice Kart Racing

Ice Tsunami

Good Driving of the Day

Idiot Falls in a Well

Man Attacks Bus

Girls Trowing Shit in the Kitchen cuz Parents Took her Phone

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

26

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The problem with having a McAfee style fetish, on a DrunkenStepfather budget is the Junkie Turds…so hard to clean up.

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Picking Up Fail
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R.Kelly Goes to McDaonalds
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Monkey Paints a Picture
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CRIMINAL THUGS OF THE DAY
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67 Million Dollar Mansion
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Jamie Foxx is Fuckign Jessica Szhor
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Person Uses Key Scanner to Steal Car
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How to Delete a Wheel
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2019

25

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Most important question of the day – Is Smokey Robinson a woman?

Second most important thought of the day is – everything I learned about the Kardashians, every Katy Perry song I recognize, or Gaga lyric I know…I learned against my will. It was rape. #metoo

I am a victim here…and so are all of you…buying into bullshit marketing, even if you don’t want to….it’s just being fed down our fucking throats…I only wanted to get rich to be able to troll people with a budget – harder than I can being broke…but I see people, mainly girls out there struggling to be hot and desirable…with men out there trying to be rich and successful….all to get pussy and live this life they think they want even though all rich people are depressing and unhappy…even on their private jets…

Stop listening to the media, not cuz of fake news, that shit’s existed forever and is exhausting…but social media, with all the secret brain washing ads and manipulation…and that whole group of fucking idiot rich entitled white kids from expensive colleges that are opinionated about everything, patrolling everything, fighting for the rights of everything, while fighting anyone who disagrees with their ideas… they know nothing about..they are social justice warriors in protest, activist idiot…that is racist in and of itself…

Then there are some of us who aren’t even American…there is no left or right or fight with socialism here….but we like GUNS and we like abortion cuz you get to cum in bitches with no major commitment….or consequence…what party likes guns and abortion? In America can you like Guns and Abortion at the same time, or does it become a God / Religious issue…and it’s got that line down the middle that Hollywood helped craete..the good guy or bad guy line…where you can’t be on both sides of the fence….you have to choose a side or die…by the people of social media out there brainwashing you into face injections….and politics….

The world is nuts, the Oscars sucked, Hollywood is dead…it’s the Youtube generation…and I don’t have a youtube account anyone follows…

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Selma Blair MS Erotica
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Trump VS SPike Lee
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Avalanche Footage
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Zoe Kravitz Nipple on the Red Carpet
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Chef Tits.
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Hot Russian Winter Swim Training
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A Whole Lot of Butt
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Brie Larson in a Slutty Dress…Looking Like Shit Cuz She is Shit…
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Shanina Shaik Nipple on Red Carpet
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Rita Ora – Butt Cheek
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Trashy Bitch Can’t get Gas
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Caitlyn Jenner – Sucking Kendall’s Dick
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Oscar Red Carpet Review
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Snow VS Woman
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Hot Chicks
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Dog Kills it in this Costume
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Dog as Mouth in it’s Ear and it’s Terrifying
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The Kid Playing Elton John Singing Tiny Dancer like he was Brad Cooper
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Kelly Brooke in Lingerie – Fat Tits
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Melissa Fumero – Cleavage…
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Janina Gavankar – Cleavage
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Aubrey Plaza Cleavage
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Zoe Kazan….Thick
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Dakota Johnson – Big Cleavage
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Rha Seehorn….Cleavage
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Katheryn Winnick Cleavage
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Monica Bellucci Lives…
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Sydney Sweeney Worth a Fuck
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Olivia Culpo – Titties
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Isabella Gomz…TITTY in a Tank Top
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Kendall Jenner is Trash
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Really Huge Titty Drop
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Cara Cakes and her Hot Tits is a Bad Bad Reddit Amateur with a Hot Asshole
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The Smitten Kitten from Reddit – is WILD
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Dick Skin Mask
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Changing Room Sluts…
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Nice Ass Under that Dress
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Girls Who Flash Together – Stay Together
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Pregnant Diaper Fetish is Bad
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Boob Slut Squeeze….
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In Pool Amateur
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Oops Hot Chick Loses Towel
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Random Tumblr Porn…..
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Melanie Strips Out of her Lingerie – BAD GIRL
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Sneaky Cassidy Banks and her bush
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Girl Gets Raped by a Fence
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Helpful Amish Woman
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NIP SLIPS…
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Two Nude Bitces
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Nude for Playboy….
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Cam Girl VS Your Childhood
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2019

25

Feb

Lily Mo Sheen Bad Girl of the Day

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Lily Mo Sheen or what the perverts call Lily Mo Beckinsale…is the college aged daughter of Kate Beckinsale…who had her young enough to be a MILF for the majority of her adult life…and Charlie Sheen…who I hope didn’t give her AIDS because who needs a Tainted Beckinsale when the reality is that no Beckinsale can be tainted because the pervert fans who are very into Kate Beckinsale for her work in movies that targeted nerds, and her work in cultivating that relationship with nerds, she can pretty much do no wrong….and I guess either can her daughter, who’s pussy you can see in her shorts and she dances around on the internet for attention…because she may or may not be doing because her dad Charlie Sheen neglected her growing up….he was too busy with whores and porn chicks doing Two and a Half Men to bother…

Right?

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Posted in:Lily Mo Sheen|SFW

2019

25

Feb

Dioni Tabbers and Charlie Dupont Dyke it Down of the Day

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I am a fan of Dioni Tabbers. She’s a little fucking old now…not that I know all that much about her, other than the fact that she doesn’t really have much of a following, considering she’s been getting naked for photoshoots for at least 7 years…and is apparently still getting naked…or half naked…for high fashion or whatever this gutter smut is….with some bitch named Charlie Dupont…

She’s a Dutch Girl gone bad…who has been doing this for a long fucking time…I know I said that already…but I am amazed she only has 45,000 followers…

There are bitches far less hot or naked with way fucking more action…proving that talent doesn’t get you places…digital marketing does…

I assume that as a hot girl, she doesn’t have to work, she has enough options to live that good life and not work, and maybe followers don’t matter when you have credibility and confidence in yourself as a hot chick willing to get naked…or half naked…

Her tits are large and that’s all that really matters..the world…her fucking oyster based on that fact alone…and luckily we get to be taken on that ride with her….even if her audience is limited number of perverts…when she deserves the millions…it’s like our own exclusive corner to jack off to….and that’s a nice, cottage-like, place to be….

KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK….

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2019

25

Feb

Eiza Gonzalez Bikini of the Day

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Eiza Gonzalez for all the Mexican love at the Oscars since 50% of the American population is Mexican…and despite your National Security wall to prevent Mexicans…they are all coming in through airplanes to steal your jobs…

What most Americans don’t know is that there are a lot of Mexicans who are white….that would really fuck with their vision of the drug cartels ruining their communities with meth…

Not all Mexicans work illegally in the jobs that you don’t want to do…like fast food dish washers and janitors, gardeners and hotel cleaning staff…

Some are like Eiza Gonzalez…rich enough to get plastic surgery to make herself hot….so that when she posts bikini pics of herself being silly…we can all jack off. Not all of us need hardcore porn to get off…some of us still appreciate a good vacation bikini selfie that makes us feel like we’re on the beach hiding behind a bush…watching the bitch..dick in hand….without the possibility of getting caught…except maybe from the phone on your camera that the FBI is tapped into…watching your every stroke…you sick fuck.