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2024

07

Feb

Wine Time with Bella Thorne of the Day

I think women on their hands and knees on table is likely a fetish..

The table topper or center piece at your Thanksgiving dinner.

Granny just loves when there’s a set of tits in her face hovering over the Turkey breast, to really celebrate the feast between Native Americans and the White Man during harvest time.

I know you probably prefer when the girl on all fours allows you to use her as a table, or a footstool, you know so you can assert your dominance and feel like a man…you mossogynist…

I’m pretty indifferent as long as there’s a low cut top and some tits to stare at, girl can get as gymnatics or unruly as she fucking wants….Jump on the bed or sofa, climb on the furniture, I don’t care just bring the big tits and do whatever it is you want…whether it involves having etiquette or manners or not….

Bella Thorne is a HUGE icon, doing what really inspiring people in her generation do, looking better than she normally does and that’s worth celebrating.

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2024

07

Feb

Ashley Benson’s Ready to Drop Porn of the Day

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Ashley Benson was a bored little rich girl, thanks to being on Pretty Little Liars, she was able to become a huge social media account and since social media is life, she didn’t have to work acting jobs….

She instead hung out, got fat, tried lesbianism with Cara Del Toro, got less fat, got knocked up by Brandon Davis from the heyday of the blog era, you know the billion dollar heir to the oil throne who went viral for calling Lohan a firecrotch, basically getting credit for something I originally wrote in a LOHAN POST dated December 10, 2004 that you can see HERE ….it’s not a very great post, but it was a simpler time….and it’s just to make a point…I get no credit where I should…scumbags…

Point is, he called her Fire Crotch in 2006 and goes fucking viral, I call her Fire Crotch in 2004 and get NOTHING….what a world…

Anyway, he knocked up the big sloppy tit lesbian, she’s got a bloated baby in her gunt, and it’s all not as exciting as you’d want it to be…

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2024

07

Feb

Victoria Justice’s Bra Flash of the Day

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Victoria Justice posted this video of her getting reading for her album cover photoshoot, she’s apparently a singer…..

She went to Goodwill, picked up a suit jacket and tie for her costume that she intended to wear over what looks like a sheer bra, because she’s got high level concepts perverts….

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I don’t know if she went to the used underwear section of the thrift store, maybe thats’ just my favorite section because like you, I’m a pervert and knowing that a stranger’s cunt or a dead lady’s cunt has worn those fucking things inspires me, it’s like romantic, all the stories that those panties live that we’ll never know, PUT THEM IN MY MOUTH until the Good Will employee asks me to leave…

ANYWAY….in the video she’s got a sheer bra on and that’s what this is about, because Victoria Justice had a show named after her, her costar Ariana Grande left her in the dust, and she’s hotter and should get more shine, so SEXUALIZE the bra perverts…

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2024

07

Feb

Adriana Snyder is the Instagram Of The Day

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I call this feature – important people doing important things….because if someone is self-important, that energy translates to our lazy minds who just go along for that ride, we just follow her lead and accept that she is important, even if it’s all artificial and manufactured in her brain….the power of conviction or suggestion I guess….

And showing off a fat ass on social media is also important because without it, we’d have no random ass to stare at, forcing us to stare at the asses in our everyday life that are far less ass than this ass.

Adriana Snyder, important people doing important things…..

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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

07

Feb

Drea De Matteo’s Side Tit of the Day

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The Sopranos are celebrating their 25th anniversary, so if you’re only into under 30 year old women, Drea De Matteo is not for you, because I can assure you, she was not 5 years old at the time of her stint on the show, which I think is the only show she’s been a part of, besides making babies with Shooter Jennings, who lives off his daddy’s money.

She’s gone onto interesting things like an OnlyFans, which is fun to laugh about, but as it turns out, despite being an old hag of woman, she’s still kinda hot.

That could be her big Italian titty luring me into her old lady being presented as a hot chick even though she’s too old to be a hot chick trap….big Italian mom tits always suck me in…because I guess I intrinsically want to suck them….even when they’re long dried up or sour….

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2024

07

Feb

Stella Hudgens’ Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

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Stella Hudgens’ is one of my favorites. She was never really on my radar besides being the chubby High School Musical sister with the tits, that weren’t even that exciting.

I just think she’s great thanks to her dive into the exclusive content world, like she’s got worms in her brain telling her that the porn industry is more of a vibe than the mainstream acting industry, which is probably true…only because she can sell a bunch of losers monthly memberships to her nudes….while in Hollywood she has to fight for Hallmark movies that pay under 50k….assuming she gets it from all the other desperados out there…

So now she makes that as a minimum per month, good business, why the fuck not…nothing matters in the grand scheme of things, this is so normalized and controlled that she can still get that mainstream work, or cry that an abusive boyfriend made her do it and level up in the game of life…

I’m just mad that she’s not showing pussy, a sext is not a sext without a pussy….thems the fact…

But she does have an asshole behind her thong and it is NOT even thursday….

Amazing…

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2024

07

Feb

Nithima Attasophonwatthana is the Instagram Of The Day

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Her last name is longer than her tits….when she pulls them out of her stylized outfits that maximize cleavage using as much support as she can get….

Attasophonwatthana…what the fuck is that?

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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

07

Feb

Joey King Does Fitness of the Day

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I don’t know if Joey King is all that hot, but she matters in the world of celebrity and entertainment because she is an actor in legitimate moves or tv series that people watch, including but not limited to the Gypsy Rose Blanchard show people are probably rewatching thanks to that toothless freak being released from prison back in December.

She’s a child star turned more serious star and she’s got tits.

In these pictures, she’s at what looks like the ALO YOGA gym, where they cycle celebs and influencers to post content for them, likely for money and it’s all so exciting, nice and transactional….the way I like my content, branded and paid for with tit.

She’s looking fit, that’s a good thing in this fat world, so Joey King, not the hottest, but hot enough body and since I reduce everyone to their fuckability scale isn’t top of the charts….even though I’d fuck a pile of rotting cabbage in your granny’s compost pile, meaning a 0.5 on the FUckability scale is still something I’d fuck…..

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2024

06

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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If you’re not too busy watching Drake playing with his dick on his Private Jet because you’re such a fan and love seeing overly rich people who love themselves as much as they love their dicks, which likely leads to their success….

I was unlucky enough to be sent a Drake leaked masturbating on the jet, which has been getting deleted aggressively off twitter and other social platforms, which means only one thing….that it’s legitimate.

It’s good to know that leaked sex related content still generates some hype in these OnlyFans times of self produced nudes…the even outshine the death of Toby Keith….

It’s just unfortunate that it has to be a Drake leaked video rather than some hot chick……

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2024

06

Feb

Checking in on Iggy Azalea’s Giant Ass of the Day

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Iggy Azalea was a huge star, sure she was a bit of a fraud, some would even say cultural appropriator, because she was doing the whole female rapper thing, while forgetting she’s a suburbanite from Australia playing a fucking part, doing an acting job. It wasn’t authentic no matter what she tried….

We don’t really care about her authenticity as a pop performer doing rap, I mean all that shit is just shit, noise….

What we care about was whether her ass was as fake as her persona. We had confirmation the tits were as fake as the persona, but the ass was always left a mystery that looked retarded and fake and clown-like, but maybe that’s just how Australians are built when they eat too much Vegemite.

I was an Iggy hater, for no real reason, I mean I don’t actually hate or care about these people, but it’s easier to laugh at a fraud then make jokes about how awesome they are, especially when you don’t think they are awesome.

Since she’s turned to OnlyFans to line her pockets and promote herself, pretending it’s high concept art to support her brand, works for me.

I like that she’s out there doing the whole sex worker thing for an angle, especially knowing she’s already stupid rich.

Now this may not be from her OF, but it’s a check in with her giant ass, that looks weird, sad, like a soiled diaper, but that’s the ass she carries around through life and that’s almost interesting to stare at confused-like…

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