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2024

01

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

HEY….it’s stepLINKS TIME…

HOW excited are you, I know you’re EXCITED, but HOW excited are you.

DO my random CAPS LOCK words give you anxiety….

Do they GLITCH out your AUTISM….

GOOD.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Alessandra Ambrosio Finds Her Paradise in Thailand!
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Hanna Cavinder’s Bikini Selfie!
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Taking apart and discovering why this RC car is so expensive
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Stella Hudgens Puts on a Window Show!
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Come onnn Titty! (GIF)
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Jennifer Lopez in a Pink Swimsuit and Red Bikini!
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DON’T FORGET TO CLOSE YOUR OPEN CABIN BALCONY
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25 PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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Heidi Klum Talks About Her Bedroom Antics!
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Sexy Hannah Palmer
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Animals doing the craziest of things
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Rally driving simulator is absolutely insane
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Seven Wealthy Celebrities that went Broke.
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Unlocking Glamour: Rihanna’s Intoxicating Breasts in Exclusive Outtakes
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Everything You Need For a Successful Winter Vacation in the Sun!
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Demi Moore in a Green Bikini!
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Scottie Pippen’s Ex and Michael Jordan’s Daughter-in-Law in Bikini!
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Hailey Bieber’s Calendar Has Her in the Holiday Spirit!
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Worst driving fails ever caught on camera
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13 Suuuuper Disgusting Behind-The-Scenes Facts About Your Fave TV Shows
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Sara Underwood’s Outdoor Shower Views Are Pretty Epic!
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Tesla driven by a teenager captures a terrifying crash
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Seduction by the Shore: Daphne Groeneveld’s Scintillating Bikini Affair for Lavarice Swim 2024
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20 Hot And Sexy Braless Girls
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DJ Zedd selling major party house
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Hydraulic press tries to destroy some depleted uranium samples
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Crash test shows what it’s like to be in an unbelted frontal crash
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AND THE SCUMBAG OF THE WEEK AWARD GOES TO?
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Shop These Epic Gel Blaster Deals!
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Super Ouch (GIF)
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Jelena Karleusa in a tiny black bikini on vacation in Dubai
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Iryna Shayk… in a new sexy photo shoot!
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20 Headlines That Sound Fake But Are Hilariously Real
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25+ Sexy Thursday Girls
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Train vs car collision in Florida
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Sand fox has a playful fight with a Siamese cat
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Taking a look at how high this 1 ton rubber band ball can bounce
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Eiza Gonzalez heading to Day of Indulgence party in Los Angeles
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Using E.coli bacteria cells to run Doom
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Why it’s a huge deal to come home to South Africa
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Dua Lipa – & Callum Turner (whoever that is) out in Beverly Hills
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Sofia Richie – Seen out in Beverly Hills
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Katherine McNamara – Go Red for Women fashion show & concert in New York
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Kathryn Newton – At NBC Studios in New York
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Demi Lovato – Go Red for Women fashion show & concert in New York
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Eiza Gonzalez – Mr. and Mrs. Smith premiere in New York
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Olivia Rodrigo – Guts World Tour Merchandise
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Dakota Johnson – Madame Web photocall in London
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Nina Dobrev – Who What Wear Photoshoot
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Halle Bailey – Tres Generaciones & Billboard Host New Nominees Dinner
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THERE YOU KNOW HOW TO FIX IT
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SO, CRAZYSHIT… WOULD YOU HIT IT?
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Butt Plug Dildo Fucker
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Nagini Bikini Nagini XL Girls
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Lucie Debay naked in Le Syndrome Des Amours Passes (2023)
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Accidental Nudity
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Unlocking the Scandal: Jessica White’s Dazzling Topless Shoot Unveiled!
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Sexy Venera’s Huge Tits in the Pool!
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Big Booty in the Breeze!
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They Just Violated Her
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Gambling Titties (GIF)
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Land of the Fucking Dead
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Date Night With Diana Frost
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Iggy Azalea Posing in a Wet and See Through Top!
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Big Boobie Babe Anri Okita via All Gravure
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Famous UFC fighter in premium nudes from OF
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Naked New Year with Camilla!
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‘Playa Chica’ with Li Moon via Watch4Beauty
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Lilith Lust Spiritual Women Zishy
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Weird Anal Beads
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Mia Kirshner in The L Word – three more episodes
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Busty Tattooed Chick Giuno via Suicide Girls
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Cum For Eva Notty
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Slut’s big tits bounce all over the place while she rides dick
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Thayana Babyy Wow It Feels So Real Virtual Taboo
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Pretty Natural Boobs (GIF)
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CAUGHT WATCHING PORN
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Natasha Nice Naked on a Sofa!
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Venus Valencia in Hustler Schools Young Man At Oral Sex at MILFY
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Literally For The Streets
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British actress in hot photos and leaked nudes
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‘Latest Nata Lee’ with Nata Lee via Mr Skin
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Big Booty Roommates Serena Santos and Charlotte Lavish!
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Ashlyn Peaks Hot Milfs Fuck
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Depressed And Defeated (GIF)
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The Horse Cock Has Got to Go
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2024

01

Feb

Ariel Winter’s Still Got Tits of the Day

I don’t know if you remember Ariel Winter, I forgot she existed, but that’s probably because I always thought she looked a little too much like a 1990s Treasure Troll to really embrace as a hot actress of her generation.

I also hate sitcoms and the way the patronize me, so I never watched an episode of Post Mortem Family, but I do know that a lot mindless retards with cable did and they watched this girl grow up in front of their very eyes….and liked it….making them fucking weirdos…

She did go viral for a breast reduction, but then she went viral for her tits growing back, which makes me think either she’s desstined for big tits, or she just had her tits rebuilt to take out the sag in said tits, cuz no 18 year old wants saggy tit…

Anyway, she just turned 26 and no one cared, but her boyfriend who I guess gets to pay with her rebuilt tits….or play with her tits, I assume she’s rich and doesn’t need to pay with her tits, but it’s probably a nice option to have!

FUN…

Posted in:Ariel Winter

2024

01

Feb

Jojo and her Tits do a Fat Girl Dance of the Day

Jojo is basically a kid wonder who when she was underage, was loved by the industry and put into song, dance and acting. Perverts called her jailbait, her mom the cleaning lady from New Hampshire got to no longer be a cleaning lady, but then it all ended when she got a boyfriend and disappeared….

She reappeared years later, leveraging her celebrity from yesteryear and was able to flash her giant tits to get noticed.

She did titty campaigns for Rihanna’s brand, she did titty flashing for her own brand, it’s been a whole lot of fun in terms of her tits having their time to shine they way they should…..and I’ve forgot she existed…

I guess she’s not overly active on the whole social media thing, but a titty video of her excitedly eating like a fat chick got posted on the internet and it’s just all so exciting…fat girl dancing for food because is her only joy, but luckily this fat girl’s fat sticks to her TITS…

Posted in:JoJo|Jojo Levesque

2024

01

Feb

Elsa Pataky’s got a Fit Mom Ass of the Day

Elsa Pataky is Chris Hemsworth’s older wife. She seems to be keeping up with her younger husband by staying fit thanks to living in Australia on a pile of his super celebrity THOR money…..

I guess when you’re a celebrity known for being a hot chick, you have to do all that you can to maintain your body into your 50s…and I can tell you that the thong bikini wearing Spaniard is clearly doing all she can to stay fuckable…..

She’s too old for a thong, but committed to the thong and as of recently, I’ve developed a thong fetish….

Her ass is muscular, which may offend some of you soft ass loving perverts, but at her age, it’s better than being a sloppy inverted ass that looks like it is eating itself becuase of the aging proceess.

I don’t like moms, I respect them because they are doing what the good lord intended for them….and breeding is the whole point of life…but sexually, I don’t like moms.

I don’t like old ladies, they generally smell like diapers and Werthers Originals…but when a decent ass appears on a Celebrity turned celebrity wife…It may be antique but I think it’s worth staring at…

Posted in:Elsa Pataky

2024

01

Feb

Eiza Gonzalez’s New Face Promoting Bullshit of the Day

You know, I talk about Stefan a lot and he gets mad at me all the time, because I call him hairdresser and he prefers being called a fashist-bro….involved in the New York fashion scene from afar while knowing nothing about fashion…being a homosexual who has a titty fetish and who still titty fucks girls for jokes despite being gay. I thought that was weird thing to want clarified but as a reputable news source, I’m all for the retarction and correction….

That said, he recently sent me an Eiza Gonzalez picture and asked me “Where did her Mexican Face Go”…..which I guess was in reference to all the work she’s done that has made her into an instagram AI face. You know, one of those living sex dolls that looks like a middle aged chick married to rich dudes in their designer clothing.

I guess she still gets acting work, despite turning herself into a porn face, I just don’t know when she’ll stop the fillers, injections and other procedures because girl’s looking weird…

Posted in:Eiza González

2024

01

Feb

Ariana Grande’s Creepy Promo Picture of the Day

Ariana Grande who is responsible for anti-American commentary at the donut shop many years ago, which the internet seems to have forgotten, but that I’ll never forget because my brain is stuck in an era of many years ago…and well because that’s the last time I paid attention to Ariana Grande gossip.

I guess she’s also been responsible for at least one ex-boyfriend death, because she could have saved Mac Miller man…not that anyone really cares, maybe a few people care, but we have our own problems and wasting time on Fentanyl idiots is a waste of time. I am a firm believer in banning Narcan because I have no sympathy for addicts, and if you’re an addict and are too much of a baby to fight your addiction, and you end up die of Fentanyl that’s your right, that’s your calling, that is you doing what you love….

Point of the story, Grande’s outfit reminds me a little too much of the Satanic newborn section at the Hollywood clothing store…a romper with a lot of demonic red….

The other point of the story is whether you think the former teen star was diddled by industry creepers….

I’m not a betting man, but maybe running bets on which celebs have been diddled is my million dollar idea…

Fuck sports betting, Celebs Diddled Betting is the future…..Anyone at FanDuel want to build out the platform for me?

Posted in:Ariana Grande

2024

01

Feb

AVN EBNER of the Day

The AVN’s happened last week. I was a judge at the AVNs for Two years a bunch of years ago, but then one of the title sponsors found out and wanted me dead, thanks to me having written a post about his girlfriend’s asshole being blown out, which I guess rubbed his porno ego the wrong way….so NO MORE AVN judging for me.

To make fun of me, a legitimate Journalist named MARK EBNER (he has a WIKIPEDIA and has WRITTEN BOOKS decided to apply for a press pass as a journalist for Drunken Stepfather….Hilarious right….

Well, I told him that he should do an actual journalistic deep dig while there because why the fuck not. Let’s legitimize this site, let’s go for the gold, let’s get that Pulitzer….

And instead he sent me these pics and this story:


AVN was infinitely more fun than Sundance.

Thanks for the insight Mark, but the reality is, I wasn’t expecting anything from him, just the reminder that I suck at life and he’s better at being DrunkenStepfather than me.

Here are those AVN red carpet pics, until Next Time, when Oprah applies for a Press Pass under DrunkenStepfather, cuz motherfucker, we’re moving on up….after this investigative report….


AVN was infinitely more fun than Sundance.

Awesome. I think the cool kids used to say “cool story bro”….so cool story bro.

Posted in:AVN Awards

2024

01

Feb

Naomi Kyoti is the Instagram Of The Day

Naomi Kyoti is some big tits that has an OnlyFans….and that’s about the extent of all we need to know about Naomi Kyoti….because that’s all there is to her…and we shouldn’t waste our time giving unnecessary attention to just another girl on the instagram machine making the noise and wanting your money…while not actually caring about you, your feelings, or even basic customer service….I’ll tell you why I’m mad….I’m not actually mad, only mad that I didn’t create OnlyFans because that dude makes 2,000,000 dollars a day…..

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

31

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

In trying to establish just how irrelevant this website is, I decided to apply for press passes pretending I am a media outlet. I mean 40,000 people end up here every day, that may not be the 200,000 I once had but that means something…

Anyway, I figured that the new generation think I am irrelevant because the old generation think I am irrelevant, I have no influence, impact on anything, it’s not a big deal, it’s just how it is…..

So I applied for press passes to a Music Festival, not even something relevant like the Oscars, the Grammys, the American Music Awards…but some music festival and this is how it went down:

I wrote:

Will you give DrunkenStepfather.com press passes to your event so that I can dance on laps like old times?

DrunkenStepfather is the premiere worst site on the internet that NOBODY reads….

It makes no MONEY, therefore PRESS PASSES are necessary for me to get my DANCE on…

Don’t you want to see me dance?

You like seeing me dance, don’t you.

You sick fuck.

They responded:

Unfortunately we cannot credential you to cover the festival.

I wrote:

Due to your mean spirited rejection – I’ve lost all meaning, all purpose.

I feel so hurt….I feel so alone….I feel so irrelevant….

I feel like I don’t matter, like my website doesn’t matter, like 20 years of updating pop culture BULLSHIT in hopes that one day I’d be granted Press Passes has been a waste of my time.

Thanks to you, I’ve realized that uploading all that content to millions of loyal readers just doesn’t matter.

The music festival thinks I suck dick, but not in a good way, like the DJ whore sucking DJ dick to get in the VIP room…

The music festival thinks that I suck the kind of DICK so bad that it isn’t even worthy of getting into the press room….

I mean this rejection letter may be the worst rejection I’ve ever had….this may be the one that puts me over the edge.

My mom giving me up at the age of 10 to a foster family due to her HIV getting the best of her from a life of prostitution was pretty bad….BUT THIS…. THIS is unbearable.

I feel like my insides have been brutally ripped apart like that time I was in prison with that very aggressive man….only this time it is far less sexual…

YOU ARE MEAN

How do you LIVE with YOURSELF knowing how SNOBBY and MEAN you are.

I am sure deciding who the COOL kids are, who the RELEVANT kids are, like some kind of overlord of COOL makes you feel special and important….but the truth is YOU ARE A MONSTER!!

They should make HORROR movies about you….

“Attack of The Media Accreditation Email Person”…..STARRING YOU!

They never responded….it’s been weeks now….I don’t think they will…but there’s still a chance they will right….it’s like being a SIMP in a dating scenario….ONLY the truth is, I’m not going to a music festival even if I got the press passes….I’m lazy and old but it’s nice to be reminded that I don’t matter!

Here are some stepLINKS….

Eugenie Bouchard Relaxes in Aspen!
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Bella Thorne Forgets Her Shirt!
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Serena Williams is Island Hopping!
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OH SHIT! (GIF)
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Two-year-old kid runs onto a football field, and his mom tackles him
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Gifts To Get the Lady In Your Life!
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Cars driving over massive potholes
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Collection of funny pictures
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Helicopter crashes on a highway
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Rita Ora’s Bikini Selfie!
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OOPS I DID IT AGAIN!
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FINALLY, I CAN GET MY REVENGE
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21 Texts That Prove Moms Shouldn’t Have Phones
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Amanda Cerny’s Hot Tub Time Machine!
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Olivia Wilde Nipple Pokies in an All-White Outfit!
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Sultry Elegance: Yanet Garcia’s Revealing Lingerie Shoot – A Symphony of Curves!
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Giant RC jet plane worth $35,000 crashes and explodes
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On Set With Dakota Johnson!
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Kristin Cavallari’s Little Black Dress!
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Key cast chosen for ‘SNL 1975’
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Very strange cars competing at the drag strip
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Driver and passenger run out of the car right before it falls down a mountain
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10 Items From Tana Mongeau’s Amazon Wishlist!
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17 Rental Car Horror Stories
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Using Her Head (GIF)
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Sophie Turner’s Snowy Pool Day!
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Anne Hathaway – getting ready for Albie Awards
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Some of the best lowrider cars in actions
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Joy Corrigan’s Sultry Palm Springs Photo Shoot: A Bootylicious Display!
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Bella Thorne Forgets Her Shirt!
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Driver bounces his fancy Maybach, police asks him to stop, he doesn’t listen
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s Fitness Inspiration!
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Tiny engine gets fitted inside a model car
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Élodie Frégé Cleavage and Nipple Pokies!
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USER UPLOADS: WEEKLY MASHUP
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20 Hot And Sexy Cosplay Girls
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World Champion Speedskater Jutta Leerdam Stays Fit!
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15 Funny Doggy Shower Thoughts
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Compilation of the funniest Japanese pranks
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IT WASN’T THAT BIG OF A DEAL
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Cargo plane crashes into a New Hampshire town
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Talking parrot activates Siri on an iPhone
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Livvy Dunne Gets Free Louis Vuitton!
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Emma Stone – The Late Show with Stephen Colbert in New York
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Alexandra Daddario – Harpers Bazaar (Taiwan)
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Victoria Beckham – Arriving at JFK airport in New York City
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Kat Graham – Jean-Paul Gaultier show at Paris Fashion Week
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Jennifer Lopez – Leggings for the gym in Los Angeles
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Alison Brie – Buying more toilet paper in Los Angeles
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Sadie Stanley – Somewhere In Queens reception in Los Angeles
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Yvonne Strahovski – Scrambled premiere in Los Angeles
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Kimberley Garner – Seen out in Miami Beach
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Bryce Dallas Howard – Outside Good Morning America in NYC
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Come onnn Titty! (GIF)
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Naturi Naughton Naked and Pregnant!
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Sweetie Care And Her Great Big Pair Get Bare At XL Girls
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Giving Herself A Concussion (GIF)
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DOMESTIC DISPUTES
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Australian model in nude and leaked pics and videos
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Standing For the Dildo in the Butt
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Onna Metcalf Fruit Yourself Zishy
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Louise Bordeaux Big Wet Tits
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AMATEUR MEAT: MILLIE
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Lily Starfire Brings Pancakes and Pussy!
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Lucky Neighbor
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Michele Brand topless in A Piece of Sky (2022)
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Raven Lane in Stay In Ravens Lane at BaDoinkVR
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Left or Right?
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Big Boobie Asian Chick Ruanruan via All Gravure
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‘Skinny Dip’ with Son Ye-eun via All Gravure
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Dildo Humpin!
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LEARN TO COOK WITH ALRNCN
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WTF MOMENTS
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Literally For The Streets
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Cristy Ren and Her Impressive Cleavage!
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Rebecca Bagnol Topless photoshoot by Alexis Paoleschi Summer 2023
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DAMN! So Sexy on the Runway and…. Oops!
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Ali They Taught Me Some New Things Today Exploited College Girls
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Unlocking the Scandal: Jessica White’s Dazzling Topless Shoot Unveiled!
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Amazing Titties (GIF)
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Payton Preslee Curvy Squirting
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‘Open Hydro’ with Lupe via Photodromm
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Titty Drop with Vibration!
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Alexsis Faye Social Media Pics
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Julia Rayner and Jenny Pickering naked in Topsy Turvy (1999)
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Fleur Conradi is sexy AF
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The Fuck Was That? (GIF)
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Busty Danielle Sellers via Hayley’s Secrets
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McDonald’s Ass!
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2024

31

Jan

Padma Lakshmi’s Cooking with Tits of the Day

Padma’s TV show may not be called cooking with tits, I don’t know if she’s even an actual cook, or if that’s some polarizing scam she’s pulled.

I just know that she doesn’t use her breast milk for her recipes….not that she’s still got breast milk but if she did it would probably be spoiled breast milk, maybe even yogurt breast milk, perfect for her Mango Lassi drink that she’s being paid to promote because she’s Indian….CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!

I do know that she still uses her breasts to get noticed, the 50 year old who makes babies with multiple billionaires because she’s mastered the system in seducing billionaires, recently did SI Swim despite being old, showing off the tits, now she’s in tight clothing showing off the tits….so we should help her monetize the tits, even though her vaginas done all the monetizing it needs to, at least for her billion dollar baby….

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