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2023

04

Dec

Irina Shayk Racy Photoshoot of the Day

Irina Shayk is looking old and hard. My friend Stefan calls her the face of communism, what you’d expect to see on a propaganda poster when they were pushing the Soviet Union into communism, just hard.

She’s older now, her tits more deflated, her abs visible and as far as I’m concerned, she’s still hot and for the record, I typically don’t go for tranny looking menopausal chicks with too much testosterone, but when it comes to Irina Shayk, I like it.

I figure she’s done the KGB training program in being an agent provocateur, seducing important men like Bradley Cooper to get access to information he has access to, like his bank accounts or his looking in the mirror telling himself how great he is like male actors tend to do since they’re queer.

The highlight of this outfit is the zipper panties, because it provides you or someone you know, providing you or someone you know are important people, the access they need to the honeytrap we call her cunt.

She’s fun at least when bending over and smiling at us through her legs…bracing her ankles….like a pro would do.

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2023

04

Dec

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Milky Tits are one of those things, where tits are doing what they are meant to be doing because that’s how they are designed and the whole foundation of our species….but that girls like to pretend aren’t supposed to be sexualized when they pull the tits out in the restaurant even though they are tits….only for other girls who have the milky tits to pull out on the internet for the sole purpose of sexualizing the milky tit giving our retard man mind mixed messages….but not really, since the milky tit is always going to be sexualized by men because they are tits, even if women get mad or tell us not to sexualize them because other girls out there are telling us to sexualize them and those are the women I’m listening to because they are tits.

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2023

02

Dec

Show-Off Saturday of the Day

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“It’s the weekend so flash your tits or get flashed or get the fuck outside”

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2023

01

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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It may be the Christmas season all filled with joy, heartwarming happiness and all that other good stuff that people don’t seem to embrace as much as I do.

I just hear bitches complaining about gifts and family and holiday stress and wanting to run off to the beach instead of dealing with any of that,

When you don’t have a family you can’t relate to that darkness, but instead you sit in the department store and watch the hot skinny chicks shopping, even though most people shop online and most people are fat… or you sit in the department store and watch the mall Santas and try to guess which is an ex con, a pedo or a drunk….or you sit in the department store and stare at all the decorations while wondering where you went wrong in your life…that has you there fantasizing about a family christmas that you could run away from and end up at the beach jerking off to all the hot skinny bitches who don’t shop in department stores, but rather shop online, where they wear skimpy bikinis, thong bikinis, asshole with every bend over to adjust their beach towel….those hot bodied beach bodied babes….

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5 Gifts for The Holiday Host!
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Gia Duddy Promotes Vaseline!
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Iggy Azalea’s Almost Nip Slip!
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Woman talks about what it’s like to be in a coma
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Halle Bailey Blasts Pregnancy Rumors With New Bikini Pics!
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Margot Robbie Leggy in a Pink Outfit!
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5 Pairs of Booty Shorts You Need Before Summer Ends!
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Reason why South Africans are stealing traffic lights
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20 Kids Who Are Clearly Being Raised Right
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AQUATIC STRETCHING WITH LIZ HURLEY
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TBT: Newscasters Agree: A Christmas Present Or Two Or Ten Edition
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19 PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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Man pranks people by sneaking MacBooks into strangers’ bags
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Dazzling Diva: Chloe Bailey Slays in a Tight Dress at LA’s ‘Candy Cane Lane’ Premiere
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Collection of funny pictures
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53 of the craziest before and after historical photos
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Battle of the Salma Hayek Babes – Kim Kardashian VS Malu Trevejo!
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31 Hot Weekend Girls
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Bushman posing as a Christmas tree pranks people
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Dua Lipa Releases New Music!
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The current condition of the malnourished child whose picture went viral
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2 BIKES 1 CAR
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Road rage in China is out of the world
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Heidi Klum’s Las Vegas F1 Outfit!
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37 Facts About the ‘90s That Are All That and a Bag of Chips
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Strange sounds of the earth from space
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Oh Snap! (GIF)
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Why sewing machines are absolutely geniuses in their own right
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34 Hot Girls With Tan Lines
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Jackets to Get You Ready for Fall!
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Sultry Elegance: Beyonce’s Unforgettable Pose in GQ’s 2013 Lingerie Spread
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FIGHTING FRIDAYS #326
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Suki Waterhouse in a Sheer Blue Shirt!
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Sami Sheen Choose Treat Over Trick!
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Some really dangerous and fatal car crashes
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Hailey Bieber Gives us a Kitchen Tour!
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Quotes by Albert Einstein that are truly life-changing
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The effects of smoking 30 packs of cigarettes a month
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Celebrities Then And Now (15 pics)
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AnnaSophia Robb – Footwear News Achievement Awards in New York
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Lily James – Versace Bright Crystal Promoshoot
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Meg Ryan – Glamour Magazine
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Beyonce – Renaissance: A Film By Beyonce premiere in Beverly Hills
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Chloe Bailey – Some type of Slutty Santa photoshoot
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Jennifer Lopez – Elle Magazine
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Christina Aguilera – Instyle (Mexico)
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Zoey Deutch – Max Mara Face of the Future event in West Hollywood
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Taylor Swift – Renaissance: A Film By Beyonce premiere in London
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Katherine McNamara – Family Switch premiere in Los Angeles
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Movie Theater Fuck
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Ellie Nova on the Casting Couch!
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FKA Twigs in a Sheer White Dress!
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W.O.W
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Connie Nielsen nude
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VENCUM: ALIEN DILDO
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There is some topless nudity in season 3 of Sisi
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Chikita The Morning After The Night Before
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Kristen Stewart Nude
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Nerdy Babe Got That Booty
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DAMN @ The Middle Chick!
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Insertion!
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Elen Clarice and Sophie Charlotte topless in Meu Nomee Gal (2023)
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Breath-Taking Beauty: Britney Spears’ Topless Bed Tease Revealed!
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Angela White and Mia Malkova Filming Themselves Having Sex in a Pool!
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Busty Readhead Akiramai via Suicide Girls
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Delete This Immediately
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ELEVATOLOGY
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Holy SHIT! (GIF)
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Sandra Sweet Takes Off Her White Outfit
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Luna Silver: Luna Silver Sporty Girl
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Hot Foxy Alissa – Cosplay
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‘Secret Garden’ with Sonya Blaze via Met-Art
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COME ONNN TITTY.. Yay (GIF)
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Greek OF babe Liza in lots of sex videos and pics
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Shelley Hennig – Submission Beauty photoshoot
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Angel Youngs’ Bikini Body!
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Busty Deborah via Suicide Girls
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September Carrino Naughty Maid
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Female Empowerment and Porn
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Leg Up for the Green Toy!
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AQUATIC STRETCHING WITH LIZ HURLEY
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‘Silky Smooth’ with Sonya Elf via Met-Art
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2023

01

Dec

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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It’s the On/Off flashers of Friday that speak to my soul because at my core, I am a pervert who likes seeing chicks naked.

When I see them clothed, I think about what they look like naked.

This takes out the guess work or at least allows me to play make-belief that I am seeing a clothed girl naked….

Nothing on the internet is real, so these On/Offs aren’t real, but what when you think of what is real, liked clothed bitches not showing me their nakedness, it makes real far less interesting. If you realize that real is my fat wife being naked for her hose down or to take a shit that I have to clean up after and smell, this internet fakeness is perfectly fucking fine, it hits the spot….virtual reality is better than reality reality….

So enjoy it.

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2023

01

Dec

Kim Kardashian’s Ass Crack of the Day

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I guess the good news with Kim Kardashian showing off her old as shit ass crack that has helped make her and her family billionaires because they figured out the social media whoring in really amazing ways before anyone else figured it out, making them the top of the chart influencers, is that she’s managed to use some of that billions of dollars to wax or laser the crazy tuft of hair her monkey ass definitely had growing out of it.

I think Kim Kardashian is pure evil and represents all that is wrong in the world in her being the most horrible thing to happen. Just evidence of how fucked society is as a whole….inspiring girls to be vapid whores with sex tapes, which I guess isn’t all that upsetting since watching randoms fuck can be a good time for all, but that is not a good thing for society as a whole…or as a hole…

So staring at her old shaved ass is not really a dream or even interesting, but she knows it makes the news, which is why she still pulls this shit off even when she’s got all the money in the fucking world, she can never have too much attention on her….because she’s a disgusting thing that has happened the last decade….but at least she’s got lots of money that we all helped her make….it helps me sleep at night…

Now, this would be more interesting if it was a snuff film to follow-up her sex tape, you know a goodbye letter to us all where she dies in the end, but we can’t be so lucky, WHERE IS CANCER WHEN WE NEED IT…it’s like a follow-up to the where are you Christmas theme song….WHERE ARE YOU CANCER…WHY CAN’T WE FIND YOU….isn’t she at the Cancer age yet?

Well, I guess we can all stare at her shameless ass crack where some of her shit smell comes from…..

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2023

01

Dec

Renee Olstead Gets Naked of the Day

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I support Renee Olstead in all that she does, because she’s like a Maitland Ward, not just because she’s a ginger, but because she was in a hit TV show, or at least a TV show, where you’d assume she had some celebrity, some decent pay, some decent exposure and a bright shining future ahead of her because she wasn’t actually type cast in her role like she was on a sitcom…..

But instead of pursuing the shitty hollywood whoring that is required to make it in that shitty fucking town….

She turned to selling nudes on her social media…she had the big tits, like the showing of the big tits, so that all of us could see the big tits and that really eliminates the whole middle man that would keep us between the tits.

The best thing about it is that she did it before turning 30, when people wanted to see her naked instead of when she had no other option and I appreciate that.

Keep Renee Olstead going!

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2023

01

Dec

Rosie Hungtington Humps a Fitness Machine of the Day

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This is about 2 weeks old, but it’s the first time I am seeing it. I don’t really track the every move of Rosie Huntington Whitely, and even if I did, this could be considered the kind of content that I need to let simmer for 2 weeks because it’s so fucking perverted….

The model who I think is also a mother is showing us exactly how she climbed the ranks of high fashion, despite being naked all the time, which in when marketed in other ways, makes a girl an OnlyFans model, not a high fashion model….

She did it through the grinding of her cunt against inanimate objects, like half dead old marketing people who controlled the budgets.

Or maybe this is how she maintained her super celebrity husband and baby daddy – Jason Stratham the bald eagle, all those years…

Either way, she’s hot.

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2023

01

Dec

AnnaSophia Robb Doing Some Sort of Ice Queen Weirdness in her Crown of the Day

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I don’t really understand this outfit. Is it fashion or is it a themed party that she’s dressed like some sci/fi fantasy cosplay fetish for the nerds and does it even matter.

I don’t think hard chinned AnnaSophia Robb really matters in the grand scheme of the world and I don’t even know if dudes jerk off to her, which is probably a sad place to be when you’re a celebrity in the movies.

Then again, I did just google her and saw that she was Violet Beauregarde in the Charlie and the Chocolate factory movies, which means….dudes have jerked off to her, just the wrong kind of dudes that I hope aren’t hanging out in these parts. You sick fucks…

I know her from a spiritual movie about Bethany Hamilton, the surfer who lost her arm, which came out in 2011 when she was over 18. She wore a bikini throughout the movie, which was the only real reason to watch the movie, except for the power of god being compelling, the bikinis were more compelling….or at least compelling enough for me to appreciate her 12 years later while rockin’ a corset…

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2023

01

Dec

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishnets are the lingerie that you granny, your great granny, your mom, your sister, your daughter, and your goth transgender cousin can all connect on over the Christmas holidays.

Pantyhose that have been worn for generations by the whores who are from families somewhere, even if they’ve been disowned or shunned or shamed…..but it’s the common thread or threads that is timeless, ageless and that strings our the whores and weirdos in our families together….while giving us something to jerk off to….

So thank you fishnets for all you’ve done for us.

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