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2023

27

Oct

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

I like to think that everything is cyclical, mainly because I skipped out on a decade of relevance thanks to the whole social media influencer movement, when I didn’t really do very good on social media, because they’ve consistently deleted me.

So I’m sitting over here thinking that maybe the website format will make a comeback, that people will really want to read retard opinions of retard things when they can just do that for BIG TECH who they’ve already made rich and been brainwashed by.

So being a hopeful idiot, the fullback panty will make a comeback, if it hasn’t already….seeing that everything comes full circle….

On one end, girls basically walk around with their cunts out in public and on the internet to get noticed in the crowd…so at some point in time, people will get bored of that and want girls in bloomers like it’s the 1800s for eroticism.

On the other end, girls overshare about their periods, celebrate their abortions, post pics of their herpes with a IDGAF hashtag, all to show you just how gross and open they are on the internet, which is actually a fake as fuck personal, the herpes are real, but they all give a fuck, if they didn’t give a fuck they wouldn’t be uploading shit…literal shit…there are girls who post their poos as some form of empowerment….so posting big ass underwear they wear for comfort cuz they are lazy and have periods….and shit stains….is just another posting pics of their poos….

So here are some full back panties from a guy who never fucking cared about panty style and cared more about getting panties off in style, or at least awkwardly and embarrassingly thanks to a lack of dexterity while trying to not wake up the panty-weaerer….

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2023

27

Oct

Alexis Ren’s Thong Ass in Bed of the Day

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Alexis Ren is one of the original influencer chicks. She probably thinks she created a brand of slutty luxury travel content that so many other bitches have copied, and she’s probably right.

I know at least one whore who was inspired by the media attention Ren and her boyfriend Jay Alvarrez got in the early days of instagram, where she quit her job and ran off to Bali to find that dream travel life with her tits out, and I don’t even know that many people, so statistically, this bitch led a trend that inspired normies around the globe…..even before she got fake tits….because I guess she had a marketable ass.

Anyway, she’s been on Dancing with the Stars, she’s cast in some acting jobs, she still exists and probably has some of those piles of money she made in those early days, yet she’s not too big time to forget her roots, or to forget what works, which is posting pics of her ass….

Now, there may not be visible asshole behind the thong, but there’s visible thong, and they’ve even thrown in a cute puppy to make it seem like it’s less of a shameless ass pic, and more of a casual captured in her life pic.

I don’t want you to think this is a dog eating peanut butter out of her asshole, since I am against the sexualization of dogs and see this as exploitation of a dog, using him as a prop to showcase her asshole.

I am not against the sexualization of dog faced instagram bitches…

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2023

27

Oct

Hot Ivanka Trump’s Slutty Selfie of the Day

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Here’s everyone’s favorite TRUMP…which may not be saying much since everyone seems to hate all the Trumps, even though they are hilarious.

I figure it’s the whole bullshit political division thanks to all the propaganda you subscribe to….

So either you believe her dad is the savior coming to save you from the communists or globalists or the evil cabal that run the world…

Or you think he’s a greasy opportunistic New York used car sales man who is out for himself, his ego, his narcissism, and an actual distraction from progress because he throws more fuel into the fire with all his whining, to further the division while being some sort of insensitive cyberbully which makes everyone sad….because they don’t like bullies….even though bullies are how shit gets done….

So you can look at his hot daughter, now in her 40s, showing off her big tits and long legs, that everyone wants to fuck, even her dad, if he wasn’t her dad, cuz she’s just that good, and genetic attraction is real…like I’ve been looking at her since she first started showing up….and sexualize her proper….you with kindness and respect, or you can sexualize her with a hate fuck in mind….

Either you want to get with her to get close to her dad, despite her finance bro husband,….or you want to get with her to get revenge on her dad in your own kind of hate fuckin’ way….because that’s how contentious the Orange man is.

I’m more of a “check out the tits and legs on that mom”…..but I also think that Trump is hilarious and that all politics are a fucking joke to confuse the simple minds!

We can all agree that Ivanka’s a babe.

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2023

27

Oct

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fisnnets….

I like to romanticize the whole fishnet lingerie, like it’s some 1920s Parisian prostitute that Hemingway, Dali and Owen Wilson in Midnight in Paris just got syphilis from before killing her and throwing her into the river, before her ghost came out to haunt the tunnel where Princess Diana died, you know, as European prostitutes do.

Unfortunately, the real fishnet experience that I get is 98 percent of the time fat girls in fishnets, that when I see them from afar I think their legs are going through some sort of obesity, diabetic foot circulation issue, only for it to turn out being purple fishnets, because these genderless cat lady’s love bright colors….so her grey and purple skin that looked like a corpse, not a hot Parisian prostitute corpse, still warm and ready for you to take her for another round before throwing her over…

That’s not to say she’s not near dead, or that her skin isn’t grey and purple just amplified by the fishnets cutting off her circulation and doing some optical illusion while her fat cellulite squeezes through each hole, it’s just to say my fishnet experience isn’t a hot one…

So here are some fishnets.

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2023

26

Oct

Britney Spears Got Naked of the Day

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They claim that Britney wrote a book, but Britney is clearly not well, dead, or institutionalized….so I don’t really think she wrote a book.

Apparently, the people behind the book are actually her management and an LLC that her father is the director of, so seems like she’s not quite out of that conservatorship….and not the person who wrote the book.

None of that is all that shocking to anyone who has seen her content updated the last few years because it looks like it was shot 5 years ago under duress like a Liveleak hostage video….and it is not even clear if it is really Britney Spears or an AI filter that makes whoever is playing Britney Spears look enough like Britney Spears that the eager fan boy public believe it’s actually her, because they want to believe it’s her.

Now, she’s not out there promoting her book on her feed, she doesn’t read the audio version of her book, but some black chick does, which is precisely who you’d like ready Britney’s book….

She is naked though, not quite naked enough, but naked enough to make her look like a crackhead throwing her feces at you on the subway, which will make her death seem believable when they implement that marketing hook to increase Britney Spears Brand earnings…..

It’s all pretty weird, but I like disasters, even manufactured ones, at least when naked….even when not naked enough, but check out her photographer’s shadow….not sure he’s human…maybe the aliens who have abducted her, or the middle earth reptiles that run the world…definitely creepy but check out that mom ass…..

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2023

26

Oct

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Thongs….for the ass lovers, or really for the asshole loving motherfuckers out there, which is likely all people because assholes are the versatile, genderless hole we can all relate to….when you fuck a girl up the ass, you can actually visualize how uncomfortable it probably is for her, because that one time you got fucked up the ass by your friends during a hazing left you bleeding from your ass for weeks, making it all the hotter….

Thongs, pretty inefficient and good at showcasing the asshole, which everyone’s apparently into seeing….holes for everyone, it’s everyone’s hole..

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2023

26

Oct

Stella Hudgens Keeps the Momentum Going of the Day

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In these dark times of server issues, I’ve been turning to Stella Hudgens for some emotional support, you know because turning to random people on the internet who don’t know you exist, but if they knew you existed, they’d sue you for posting their exclusive content, because that’s the kind of emotional support they provide in real life, haters….

I actually don’t really find Hudgnes hot, I don’t like her nipple shit stains, I don’t like her belly folds, I don’t think she’s all that exciting.

I am only interested in her for the same reasons anyone else is, she’s got a mainstream, rich and famous Disney endorsed sister who she grew up next to, benefiting from, not that I care about celebs, or think that’s important, but it makes for an interesting sister who can never quite feel like she’s ENOUGH…

So yeah, interested in her for being a celeb sibling, but also for being someone who gets naked online, not just for fun or attention but for a business, like she had some psychological break and decided to be a bad girl because it’s her shot and making it where she wants to make it, or at least to monetize without all that much work…

The good news is she’s taking it seriously, her content’s not that great, I’d be pissed to be paying for it, but she’s delivering consistent new content, like a professional, which you don’t get from the less serious whores out there…

Today features some outtakes, some tit, still not ENOUGH pussy, or asshole, but maybe a little asshole behind thong because she’s getting there….all tied up and edgy, like a girl who wants you to know she’s no square, but rather someone so into sex she wears fuzzy handcuffs when she does it….that’s where the mainstream has landed as women navigate all the porn dudes jerk off to and try their best to do their best cosplay version!

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2023

26

Oct

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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It’s a celebration…

The server is supposed to be back up and running, so we’re back in business or whatever the fuck this is….that’s not quite a business but it’s something pretty fucking weird that I just can’t give up because I love titty drops so much…

It’s a celebration…..

The server is supposed to be back up and running, so they haven’t taken me out yet, not that they’d take me out, they don’t really bother taking out those who don’t really exist.

Titty drops!

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2023

26

Oct

Joey King’s Underwater Titties of the Day

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Joey King’s tits underwater, trying to float, is what you’re looking at here.

It’s safe to say that I am pretty out of touch when it comes to pretty much everything. I’m a boomer and that’s what boomers do.

I don’t produce Gen Z fast content for the ADHD autistic in the noise cancelling headphones, so I don’t do selfie dancing in a strobe light to robotic music that could cause a seizure while making me a sensation, on some Japanese Gameshow level of dystopia….

I don’t know what is popular in culture, besides seeing what the hive mind have signed up to as the people producing the things the hive mind buy get richer and richer and the people who are plugged into the hive mind all look the fucking same…

So I don’t really care who Joey King is, I don’t care if she’s not all that hot by my traditional standards of hot, she’s got tits and a pussy, which is more than we can say for many girls, so that makes her good enough.

She got married recently, brought her tits on a honeymoon where we’ll assume she got cummed in cuz it’s BREEDING time, why else would she get married, maybe to give her husband a Green Card and a taste of the American dream, since she’s rich….

I’m into fucking other people’s wives, it’s less of a challenge than you’d think, so she’s hotter as a wife than she was a child star who grew some tits to go with that pound puppy face on a short pudgy body…HOT enough for an out of touch boomer like me…

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2023

26

Oct

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Tanlines Thursday motherfuckers!

It’s basically an all inclusive vacation without the actual vacation, travel or the all you can eat and all you can drink, tropical good times….

It’s not really a vacation at all, but it’s girls with tanlines and you don’t even need to wear the Hawaiian shirt that makes you feel like you’re adventurous or part of a Jimmy Buffett music video…getting laid while being laid back…

But the all inclusive vacation won’t bring you girls with tanlines anyway, since you’re repulsive, so luckily the internet carters to the needs of us losers in life…

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