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2024

30

Jan

Maddie Ziegler’s Dance Legs Do Movie Premieres in Toronto of the Day

I guess Maddie Ziegler is a budding young actress. She was just in Toronto for the Premiere of some movie she’s in.

I guess it’s not that much of a stretch from being a child reality star dancer for 5 years, who ended up being abducted by creepy reality show addict SIA and put into a series of seriously viral music videos at a young age…making her Time Magazines 30 most influential teens in the history of teens for the year 2015, 2016 and 2017.

Acting is a total scam that requires no skill besides being able to handle being on camera without having a panic attack thinking that the camera is stealing your soul, like some Voodoo shit….

Acting is a shameless activity where people are so fucking nuts in their heads that they can recite scripts and fake emotions without breaking down laughing at themselves for being so ridiculous and embarrassing as they fake their way through make-belief land.

That is why actors are the fucking worst, but when you’re Maddie Ziegler, what the fuck else was she to do, an Only Fans, which based on her legs and her potential flexibility as a dancer is probably the more lucrative angle.

The movie that Ziegler is in is a Canadian movie and the premise is terrifying:

he story centers around 16-year-old Lindy, who is diagnosed with a rare reproductive condition, MRKH syndrome. The diagnosis disrupts her understanding of womanhood and sexual identity, and throws her relationships with her new boyfriend, her friends at her new high school, and her mother into disarray.

Now Ziegler Dance Legs…

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2024

30

Jan

Jodie Peach is the Instagram Of The Day

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When she calls herself “Peach”…you know you’re in trouble….

This girl, who is apparently real, claims to live in Cancun and she shows off her silly tits in all her content…

Now I don’t know if her tits are real, or if they are just the weird breast plate like the ones that tranny teacher trolling in Canada a few years ago bought off amazing…

The nipples seem artificial…but it’s social media…where everything seems artificial…are they human, AI, a sex doll…who knows..but when they call themselves PEACH, you know we’re in trouble…

Now besides the nipples, girl also has pics of her bush in the mix, that for some reason doesn’t go against the Instagram community standards because as an OnlyFans model she’s empowered and this is her art….or as AI, she knows how to trick the instagram AI to get what she wants out of things…

It’s all so creepy and dystopian…

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2024

29

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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It may not be the most wonderful time of year, that was last month and it really wasn’t all that wonderful, not because I’m a depressive freak, unless I am a depressive freak who isn’t aware of his depressive freakiness….

But it’s the most wonderful time of day, when you can let your imaginations go wild while clicking through to all the amazing places on the internet that I link to….

It’s like an amusement park ride without the line-ups, the leaving the house, the trying to fit your fat ass on the ride…..but the WEB BROWSER VERSION which to some of us is the only life we know….

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Olivia Culpo is Headed to the Super Bowl!
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Coi Leray’s Belfie!
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The Best Scenes From J.Lo’s New Music Video!
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17 Items From Bri Teresi’s Amazon Wishlist!
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Scary dashcam video shows Sheriff being thrown away by a car crash
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Megan Thee Stallion Showing Ass on Instagram!
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Megan Thee Stallion Releases HISS!
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15 of the Weirdest Foods From Around the World
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Fast acting driver takes a burning fire truck to a fire station
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The process of turning old computer parts into gold
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21 PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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Aryna Sabalenka Wins Australian Open!
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Hailey Bieber’s Booty in Bed!
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Queenie Sateen Steals the Show at the AVN Awards!
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Gracie Hunt’s Team Moves Onto the The Super Bowl!
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Pauline Tantot shows us her body in a bikini on a beach in Costa Rica
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Some of The Best Selling Items on Amazon Right Now!
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Vanessa Hudgens Shuts Down Pregnancy Rumors with A Bikini Selfie!
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Motorcycle gets into a gnarly accident on a highway
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Taylor Swift Goes to the Super Bowl!
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Off-duty cop accidentally ends up shooting himself
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Lorry tumbles down at a service station
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Florence Pugh Cleavage While Shooting a Commercial in Rome!
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Amelia Hamlin Takes the Perfect Cover!
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Greer Grammer – Junction premiere in Los Angeles
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2024

29

Jan

Stella Hudgens Brings the Marketing Material of the Day

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Stella Hudgens must be saving up for a private jet or a luxury villa or a tropical island in the Caribbean or even back home in the Philippines, because girl is working tirelessly at this EXCLUSIVE content hustle. She’s like a Filipino cleaning lady when she finally decides to get off her call to her family back home and finish off cleaning the bathroomn…..you know HARD at fucking work….

The sister to a celebrity who became a celebrity that never quite made it has really embraced the selling of nudes, like this exhibitionism is a fetish that she gets off to, or at least that makes her feel validated after a lifetime in her sister’s shadow.

I am not a therapist, I am just an internet pervert who DIGS seeing a girl get naked and aggressive on the internet…because they get off to it…

Anyway, her marketing is really racy poses, really aggressive poses, dropping EMOJIs where the spread asshole part is…making me want to SIGN UP…but luckily for me, I don’t have credit cards because I’m that level of not-rich…BUT at least I have this site.

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2024

29

Jan

Sydney Sweeney in Trees of the Day

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As it turns out, you don’t need to be a racist 80 years ago to like people hanging from trees.

You don’t have to be a suicide fetishist that is overly into the likes of Bourdain, Kate Spade and all the other auto-erotic asphyxiators to be into people hanging from trees.

You don’t need to be a pervert camp councillor, or bus driver to be into people hanging out and playing in trees.

You don’t need to be into beastiality to be into primates in trees…..or some sort of peeping tom who climbs trees to look in bedroom windows of unsuspecting women….

Thanks to Sydney Sweeney, the most important breasts in Hollywood at this stage in the game, who is doing a paid campaign with a brand that involves climbing a tree, hanging out in the tree, playing in the tree, and possibly peeping tom-ing in the tree…

Sure, she’s not showing enough of the most important tits in hollywood…but is she ever showing enough of those….and she’s got socks on so that probably appeals to some of you….

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2024

29

Jan

Rita Ora’s Shameless Bikini Selfie of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but I appreciate the shameless bikini in front of the mirror in the bathroom selfie.

I assume she just took a shit and has got all of the food from Fashion week, assuming she eats, out of her system. Maybe she’s all dehydrated from all the alcohol she’s been consuming at fashion week, basically helping her cut those middle aged abs in a way that make her tits look bigger….tits that are already decent sized, even if they are starting to age like you’d expect them to age. There’s only so much the elasticity of a heavy set breast can take during the aging process….

You know she think she’s looking hot enough for a selfie, that’s why she’s sharing it on her feed, and if she thinks she’s hot enough for a bikini selfie, that means this is her looking her bikini best and we’re all just so lucky to be a part of the whole thing….aren’t we.

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2024

29

Jan

Phoebe Price Produces Clickbait Kelce/Swift Content for NFL Super Bowl of the Day

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Phoebe Price is a legend in these parts of the internet. We’re about as old as she is, basically dinosaurs in the fringe of pop culture and celebrity from an era long before the whole social media thing existed, back when you had to actually move to LA to get noticed, even if that meant dressing like a lunatic where actual celebs went because the paparazzi would capture her and put her out there as news.

She let her low level celebrity get to her head, believed she was actually a celebrity and now on social media continues her attempts at celebrity and it’s all in good fun…..good terrifying fun….

In today’s installment of the old legend, she’s wearing a bikini so jacked up her vagina, it’s almost offensive, while rockin’ a mesh outfit with her tits out, because less clothing is more when it comes to click bait.

She’s doing a KC Chiefs themed content piece, wearing red, with numbers drawn on her and a sign to show her support for the latest pop culture trend, the Taylor Swift Super Bowl in two weeks.

It’s creepy, terrifying even, it’s weird, insane, but it’s representative of the crazy world we live in of exhbitionism….and insanity and that is what makes this perfect and the reason this should be the most viral story today and not just because she’s got a gnarly cameltoe, or because she’s making out with her mom who has been dying the last decade, but that helps.

Point being, if it’s authentically disturbing in this world of try hards, it feels the way the internet is SUPPOSED to feel, so I appreciate Phoebe bringing some of that back!

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2024

29

Jan

Samara Weaving’s Hot Tits at Fashion Week of the Day

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Samara Weaving is a 31 year old Australian actress who plays the hot chick in American movies, because for some reason, one I call cloning labs in Australia, the Los Angeles Film industry fucking love Australian chicks.

She doesn’t do the highest end work, but she’s still working in America stealing your fucking jobs, living off a work visa, or at least was before she got married back in 2019 and YOU should not STAND for that America. There are plenty of slutty blonds with big tits on instagram who would love to be in movies like Babylon, Scream 6, or whatever other bullshit these tits have been in.

I do find her hot, because maybe I like trashy Australian broads and their crocodile hunting demeanor as much as a Hollywood exec. Maybe I fucking do.

She was at fashion week being famous and fashionable with her tits and here are those pics.

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2024

29

Jan

Renee Olstead in the Shower of the Day

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Renee Olstead has some ridiculously round tits, which I’ve recently learned is a choice made by the titty buyer because they want this look.

As someone who is into being lied and manipulated to, I generally like my fake tits to be the less obvious teardrop tit, so that I can spend my days philosophizing as to weather they are real or not since I have nothing better to do with my time, you know with no responsibilities come lots of time to think about dumb shit like tits…

Anyway, Renee Olstead, a legitimate actress and Jazz singer, in a world where no one really likes Jazz, has decided to be an exclusive content producer and I think it’s a respectable choice since she does things like show us her cooter and sometimes even inserts butt plugs, but YOU”LL HAVE TO SIGN UP TO HER FEED FOR THAT….

This is my helping promote her because I think she’s lovely, even though I generally hate round fake tits, I can make exceptions, I’m multi-faceted, there are LAYERS to this perverted motherfucker….

Also – there was the time she did Playboy and if you sign up, I get paid, so think about helping me out…I can’t guarantee it’s any good, it’s Playboy and I don’t know if they still exist.

Here’s Renee!

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2024

29

Jan

Neyleen Ashley is the Instagram Of The Day

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You may think that Neyleen Ashley is just a run of your mill social media personality who posts half naked, sexualized content of herself that looks like every other girl with the similar face and body on social media, like they are all just one person…dressed the same, posing the same, attending the same events….cookie cutter shit….but that’s so negative and mean spirited…maybe Neyleen Ashley is a unique individual, just doing her best to achieve her unique hopes and dreams, realizing that this is the content that works so why not exploit it and squeeze it for ever penny you can get out of it.

She once made it in the news for swearing off sex after a terrible break-up, she said NO MAN DESERVES her 34 year old tits unless he is willing to get to know her…..which is the hard hitting news we all need….

The mom of a 15 or 16 year old cuz she’s old is doing her best single mother hustle tits out and that’s ok with me, because she’s clearly a unique snowflake unicorn and not like every other shameless bitch on the internet….