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2023

14

Dec

Kat Dennings’ Big Tits Got Married to Andrew W.K. of the Day

I still don’t know who Andrew W.K. is, but there was a time that he was talked about a lot back in the Myspace days. I knew party girls who were all about Andrew W.K. because he was a somebody.

Now he’s a somebody who married a set of fat tits from 2 Broke Girls that you perverts seem to fucking love, despite her being a little on the The plus sized.

The good news for the actress is that Southwest Airlines is leading the charge on offering fat people an extra seat for free, which no one seems to think is discriminatory to the skinny people who would also appreciate a second seat for free, just because they didn’t eat their ass to be too big for one seat, they miss out on the bonus prize for being fat.

So she’ll be nice and comfortable on her Honeymoon flight, if she flies Southwest, but then again, they are rich and famous people, so they’ll probably be flying private, where the fat tits have more than just an extra seat to hang out on….

Here are some of the wedding pics to break the hearts of the Kat Dennings Fan Boy weirdos who I know are out there.

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2023

14

Dec

Anittaaaa555 is the Instagram Of The Day

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Instagram is life, at least that’s what they all want us to believe. So we’re surrounded by all these self-produced celebrities with a fan base who take their careers as influencers very seriously, and believe their own hype, even if their audience is a bunch of loser dudes from random countries around the world, it doesn’t matter…it’s a level of fame people.

So I feel it is important to showcase and celebrate these modern internet celebs that we’ve never heard of, who have more followers than actual celebs, in some weird vortex of faking it til they make it, or prostitution, or digital marketing I wish I had tits to attempt because running a blog about this shit is far more lame than living that shit….even though both are pretty lame…

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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2023

13

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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As the world collapses…

I just stare at tits…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Queenie Sateen is Nominated for the AVN Awards Best New Starlet!
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15 very strange photos taken before the Titanic sank
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WELL… THAT WAS UNEXPECTED
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All Eyes on Sydney: Sweeney’s Entrancing Red Dress and Enchanting Cleavage on Tonight’s Show
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21 Yahoo Questions About Sex That Will Make You Want To Quit Life
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5 Gifts for The Holiday Host!
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Couple Fight at the Chargers/Broncos Game!
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Just A Pothole (GIF)
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Some really brutal parkour fails
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HOW TO LASSO A COW OLD SCHOOL STYLE
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Ed Sheeran Shares pic of Taylor’s beloved cat…
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The unique extraction process of petrol from crude oil
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Julia Fox Hint of Nipple at Wiederhoeft Fashion Show!
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Demi Rose in Red Lingerie
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Uber driver becomes the most romantic guy ever
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Is this a real-life Water Bender?
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Bella Thorne’s Almost Upskirt!
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Marika Fruscio decorates the Christmas tree with sideboob!
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The Hottest Girls In Cars
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Shop These Home Gym Essentials!
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Dodge Ram falls off a hydraulic lift in a mechanic’s shop
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Tom Brady’s Girl Irina Shayk Supports her Baby Daddy!
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Bella Thorne Flaunts Sexy Body in Top and Mini Skirt!
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Uber driver becomes the most romantic guy ever
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Jennifer Lopez Gets Ready for Christmas!
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Patient gets to see his old heart after his heart transplant
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Very funny unexpected videos compilation
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CRAZY TECH SHIT XXXII
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14 Red Carpet Wardrobe Malfunctions That Celebs Either Fixed With Quick Thinking Or Just Embraced
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News anchor suffers from a stroke while live on air
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Truck driver’s vape suddenly explodes
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Livvy Dunne’s Dual Sport Athlete Video Goes Viral!
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Watch Out For Sheep! (GIF)
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Kirsten Dunst and Jesse Plemons Go to War!
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INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: ERINMFAHEY
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Halle Berry Cleavage at Michael Kors Runway Show!
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Hilary Duff is Pregnant!
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Lindsey Pelas … Latin and Hot !
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Applying high voltage to children’s water toys and checking the results
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The mysterious Soveit boxer who could knock out opponents with just one touch
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Man spends being buried alive for 7 days
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7 of the Most Terrifying Haunted Roads in America
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Bonus Butts #410
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Gracie Hunt’s Birthday Post for Taylor Swift!
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30 Hot Barno Girls
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Shedeur Sanders’ New Girlfriend Jasmine Rae!
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Phoebe Dynevor – Fair Play SAG-AFTRA thing in Los Angeles
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Tate McRae – The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon
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Penelope Cruz – Ferrari premiere in Los Angeles
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Shailene Woodley – Ferrari premiere in Los Angeles
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Mackenzie Foy – Wild Beauty: Mustang Spirit of the West in Los Angeles
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Jessica Lowndes – In the big leagues now at Christmas Con 2023 in New Jersey
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Jenna Ortega – Finestkind premiere in Los Angeles
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Kaley Cuoco – Out mattress shopping in Los Angeles
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Emily Ratajkowski – Miu Miu Select New York with Emily Ratajkowski
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Emma Roberts – Grazia Magazine
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Miss Meringue Nudes!
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Kate Marie The Sexy Girl-Next-Door
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Cora Schumacher nude
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Rub and Dildo Time!
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She’s Camera Shy
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‘A Dirty Martini’ with Bon Bon via Met-Art
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Racy Revelation: Iggy Azalea Stuns as She Goes Topless in Provocative Photos!
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Kylie Page and Lena Paul are Best Friends!
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Big Boobie Girl Octokuro via Suicide Girls
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Release the Cum!
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Best Friends (GIF)
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Shaking The Boobs (GIF)
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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH JAPAN? VOLUME 54
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Yasmine Lopez Booty in a Bikini!
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Jasmine prefers to be treated like a dirty little whore
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Samanta Lily After Cumshot Video
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Shailene Woodley naked in the Three Women series (e5)
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‘Glam Kitty’ with Paula Fernandes via Bella Club
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Fiona Frost’s Next Door Neighbour Beauty Is Just Irresistible
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Latina instagram model in premium nude and sex videos (57 videos + pics)
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G-String Winner
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Nude Scarlett – Dreamcatcher
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Kat Marie Floating Nude in a Pool!
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Ruined On His 21st Birthday
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Sexy Little Blonde (GIF)
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Busty Zhao Weiyi via All Gravure
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9 PUBLIC ACTS THAT DEFINITELY MAKE YOU A WHORE
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Nice Aim! (GIF)
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Betty Gilpin naked in the first two episodes of Three Women
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Boots and a Toy!
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Arabelle Raphael Oral Pro At DeepLush
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BATTLE!!! (GIF)
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2023

13

Dec

Aventronexo is the Instagram Of The Day

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I don’t know anything about Aventronexo, but I think I may love her.

In a world of everyone being an instagram influencer, or using instagram modeling to sell premium content, a lot of these people are interchangeable and don’t stand out from all the noise…but sometimes, they are all worth looking at, whether to try to figure out if they are real, if their followers are real, if they are AI, or if they are just fat girls who have edited themselves so hard that they are now internet hot chicks because we are surrounded by lies….but believing those lies doesn’t hurt when it means staring at hot chicks!

Here she is.

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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2023

13

Dec

Britney Spears in her Underwear of the Day

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Britney Spears, or the actor who plays this modern and free Britney Spears has decided to shoot some content in her underwear with some gloves and a top hat on in the bedroom.

I don’t see any plus sized dildos anywhere around, whichis disappointing, there seems to only bee a vape or some smokes and a phone that I need someone to date for me so that I know this content is recent.

Her caption is a little weird, obviously, not that I analyze captions, especially not Britney Spears captions, but it is fun to get caught up in the conspiracies of the internet and believe that she’s sending us COMS through her captions, especially when we all know she’s already dead, or incapacitated, or being played by a body double.

Put the hat ? and gloves ?on and immediately turned into character ?????????? !!! Sandra Cummings possibly ?????? ???

Is this some shout out to Alan Cummings in Chicago because they dressed Renee Zelwegger like this, or is it a reference to her cumming, which I would assume is impossible with all the meds she’s on, unless she’s the lucky one on meds who can’t stop cumming due to increased sensitivity.

I guess we’ll never know!

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2023

12

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of my day, maybe my year happened earlier today when some old lady in a push up bra with tits bigger than my head were being shown off in a revealing outfit despite it being fucking winter, was trying to find the owner of a cat that she found in the park, it was like this old lady was so kind, so caring and her tits were bigger than my head….

I tried to figure out how to get into her will, you know upgrade from my wife, but all I could do was stare at her tits, which she probably appreciated in her senior years as it probably doesn’t happen as much as it did when she wasn’t in her 80s….

I couldn’t tell if they were natural giant tits, or first generation implants that didn’t kill her back in the 70s that she’s ridden out hard…..either way, impressive.

Yes, staring at 80 year old tits is always weird, but when they are hot tits, the tits have no age….

Maybe I am bored and simple thing excite me…Sort of like clicking on stepLINKS…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Josh Allen’s Girlfriend Hailey Steinfeld Turns 27!
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Amanda Bynes Had Surgery
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Carmella Rose is Ready for Christmas!
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Applying high voltage to children’s water toys and checking the results
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Courtney Stodden Thirst Trap
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Gisele Wants to Help You Manage The Holiday Stress!
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10 Bizarre Facts You Didn’t Know About the Nazis
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Gisele Helps You Manage Stress
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26 + PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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10 Items From Tana Mongeau’s Amazon Wishlist!
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Tony Hawk skateboarding like a boss at 55!
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Man’s wet fart prank in New York leaves people in laughing fits
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Things you didn’t know that might shock you
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Red Hot Gabby Epstein!
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Jennifer Garner Does Skin Care
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WHAT THE FUCK?
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Katy Perry in a White Swimsuit!
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Paige VanZant Brings the Christmas Cheer!
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INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: CHELSTRES
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Sydney Sweeney’s Mesmerizing Cleavage at “Anyone But You” Premiere
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Bonus Butts #428
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Emily Ratajkowski and her friend … with revealing thongs!
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Most expensive fails ever
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The Dog Knew.. HAHA
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Amanda Bynes Wants You to Know That She Had Surgery!
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29 Captivating Women Embracing Bikini Chic
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28 Fast-Food Items That Were a Mistake to Eat, Let Alone Create
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8 really disturbing things caught on dashcam
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Gisele Wants to Help You Manage The Holiday Stress!
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Copy Lily-Rose Depp’s Style From “The Idol”!
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Very funny men’s reactions to the Bushman prank
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How this man was reduced from a billionaire to bankruptcy because of a single tweet
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Ed Sheeran Shares pic of Taylor’s beloved cat…
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Ashley Roberts in a Thong Bikini!
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WELL… THAT WAS UNEXPECTED
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25 Of The Biggest Workplace Scandals, According To Netizens
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Car goes up in flames during refueling at a gas station
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Courtney Stodden is Thirst Trapping on The Gram!
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Eva Padlock is photographed as a sexy Santa Claus
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49 Stunning Ladies Showcasing Attractive Busts
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Chic Elegance: Chanel West Coast Flaunts Legs and Curves in Short Dress
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How permanent artificial hearts are slowly becoming a reality
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Men playing a really cool game
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Collection of funny pictures
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Nick Bosa’s Ex Girlfriend is a Guess? Model!
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MY TRAVEL COMPANION
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Watch Jennifer Garner Do Her 7 Step Skincare Routine in Under 7 Minutes!
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Stupid drivers caught in the act
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Sports Illustrated Model Brooks Nader and Mike Tyson Gambling in Florida!
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Jennifer Aniston & Reese Witherspoon – Variety Magazine
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Kendall Jenner – Out for dinner in Beverly Hills
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Kate Mara – All Of Us Strangers screening in Los Angeles
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Dua Lipa – Late Night with Seth Meyers
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Elle Fanning – The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
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Ashley Benson – Out for lunch at Il Pastaio in Beverly Hills
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Sydney Sweeney – Arriving to The Drew Barrymore Show in New York
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Olivia Ponton – Galore Magazine
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Sofia Richie – Net-A-Porter Photoshoot
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Rita Ora – Capital’s Jingle Bell Ball at The O2 Arena in London
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Maxim’s 2010 Scorcher: Nicole Scherzinger’s Jaw-Dropping Bikini Shoot Reveals Boobs and Ass Delight!
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AMATEUR FLESH: SWEETCHEEKSINN
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Leg Up for the Green Toy!
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Come onnn Titty! (GIF)
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Sarah James Pointy Tits In Green
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TITTY TUESDAYS
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Busty Suok via Met-Art
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Miss Meringue Nudes!
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Latina instagram model in premium nude and sex videos
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Ellie Luna Fuck Machine Action
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‘Sheer Booty’ with Pollyy via Suicide Girls
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BATTLE!!! (GIF)
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Manouk Pluis bootylicious in episode 5 of High Tides
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Water Fountain!
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Danniella Levy Hot Jack Talk
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HOT STELLA BAREY & RARA KNUPPS – Premium Service
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Housewives LaSirena69 and Carlita Ray Making Naughty Videos!
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Tiny Babe Pounded (GIF)
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She’s Camera Shy
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Big Boobie Hana Bunny via All Gravure
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Holly Garner Getting Fingered!
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OPPRESSED OR FREE
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FIGHT NIGHT
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Skye Lourie is naked in God’s Petting You (2022)
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Holly Garner Getting Fingered!
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G-String Winner
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Christmas Party Passion With Hailey & Octavia
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An Apple a Day!
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Ruined On His 21st Birthday
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Spanish babe in premium nudes and blowjob video
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‘Water Romance’ with Mila Azul via Watch4Beauty
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Nice Aim! (GIF)
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2023

12

Dec

Courtney Stodden Lives of the Day

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The funniest thing about Courtney Stodden is that she is only 29 years old.

I know that 29 years old is old enough for the rotting like a corpse in your basement to start, you know because women age like bread, or like your jar of sperm you keep next to your bed, you sick fuck….

But a 29 year old Courtney Stodden is shockingly young, because I’ve thought she was 30 since she was introduced to us via that actor she married that didn’t get arrested for marrying a teen.

I’ve been a fan of Stodden, when all the tabloids were abusing her for being some clown titty goddess, as she released sex tapes and other things, because there was a time when the woke were the VICTIM BLAMERS and the real bullies of the internet before they re-centered and decided to be virtue signallers.

My biggest life regret, or at least one of them because there are a few strategic moves I could have made to be set for life in luxury, is that I didn’t go to her Halloween party all those years ago when I managed to get invited. I would have fully stole her panties and SNIFFED em.

Well, she’s still around and she is in bikini.

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2023

12

Dec

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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The highlight of staring at tight pants for me always ends up being the vagina.

In this woke, Transgender filled world, the idea of a vagina is almost a foreign concept.

Where women get replaced in sports by dudes dressed like women, like some sort of bizarro Halloween party…..making the actual vagina in tight pants all the more exciting to stare at….

I get lost in the vaginas of strangers in tight pants, realizing their vagina is getting stared at, only to give me a dirty look like I’m the one who slipped into a pair of pants that show off my vagina, when I’m just there enjoying the fruit of their labor….

So here are some tight pants to remind you that tight pants are worth getting BONERS over and that women in tight pants are contributing to the boners of the world and that is an important undertaking!

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2023

12

Dec

Old Lady Helen Flanagan Back in Action of the Day

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Helen Flanagan is the actress who landed one of those legacy soap opera style shows in her native land of the UK, but instead of sticking to the show, she decided to become a UK Glamour model because she had the tits to support that career move.

She got married to a footballer, or a rugby player, you know UK Glamour model things, and probably had a few kids….

So now that she’s old as shit, she’s still eagerly stripping down and showing off those now mommy milkers to the fans who fell for her tactics the first time.

This is a WELCOME BACK HELEN FLAN, the kind of DESSERT in her retirement years you’d likely want to stick your dick in before eating.

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2023

12

Dec

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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If the skinny chick with small tits has a nipple, she’s good enough for me.

The fact is that I don’t even need nipples, she’s still good enough for me, because I’m the kind of guy who will hang out outside the breast cancer ward offering my services to worship mastectomy tits, you know to help build the newly cut off tit confidence, because they are still tits to me, even without the nipple.

I’m a titty worshipper because why wouldn’t I be….

So long as there’s no dick, I don’t subscribe to the “built like a midget” or “built like a 12 year old boy”….that shit is propaganda because TINY tits are hot…so FLATTY 2×4…get in my fucking mouth and nurse me like your baby.

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