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2024

25

Jan

Jake Gyllenhaal in Road House of the Day

As someone who had a fight with Jake Gyllenhaal at a bar 15 years ago for asking him if he missed kissing Heath Ledger or some drunk shit that triggered him in the gayest of ways, wailing his hands while yelling before pushing the REAL big titty girl I was with into the wall…instead of showing some of his action movie martial art training…because he probably didn’t want to get sued, or maybe he doesn’t like to actually fight even though he theoretically knows how to fight if fighting is a choreographed dance…..I doubt it was due to fear, but he still came out of it looking like a pure emotional actor pussy…

Anyway, I got kicked out of the bar, only to BLOG about it on this site, which ended up going viral until the Disney Lawyers got involved and had me discredited….it was potentially my most important moment, my White Bronco moment, my Lewinsky Moment, my Kim K sex tape moment, you the moment you get on the map, but the power of Hollywood lawyers and influence was the real muscle or fighting skills the pussy actor used….

He’s in the Roadhouse remake we didn’t need and a homie sent me the poster, because I guess he remembered that I think Gyllenhaal is a fucking pussy….and then I saw the trailer was out and millions of people saw it in the last 6 hours….luring me into watching the pussy actor in action….

Since I love Patrick Swayze in an almost gay way, that’s more a necrophiliac than gay and I love the Florida Keys and I love a good Texas Roadhouse….you’d think I’d love this Amazon product….but it’s more to point and laugh at Gyllenhaal perpetuating this tough guy image when really he’s a giant pussy….and not even a nice giant pussy you want to crawl into,…but a toxic pussy that smells like septic….

Anyway, huge movie news, I guess.

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2024

25

Jan

La Rolon is the Instagram Of The Day

Her name is La Rolon, but based on her pictures, I think she’s less of a Rolon and more of a set of tits….

La Tits is probably a better name for her marketing efforts which include her tits, but maybe she’s more subtle about her tits and doesn’t want you to think that she’s just a set of tits, so drawing more attention to the tits like naming her after her tits would take away from any mystery or subtlety of her tits just being in all her pics, because she’s got them.

She can’t hide them, she’s not going wrap herself in bandages like some kind of transgender woman living her best life as her version of a man….so the tits go where she goes…and keeping her La Rolon name instead of La Tits is just better for the personal brand she monetizes on the internet thanks to the tits….

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

25

Jan

Martina Cammara is the Instagram Of The Day

Martina Cammara is clearly living up to her name by hanging out in front of her camera all fucking day, arguably way too fucking much, but it probably works out nicely for her because dudes are desperate losers and it’s a way to get paid.

Martina Cammara may or may not be attractive in real actual life, you can never tell with these photoshoppers, but I figure with tits like she’s likely a fat chick using her tits for personal gain, which fat chicks should do if they are the kind of fat chick with big silly tits.

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

24

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I guess it’s time for that stepLINKS…

It’s that time of day where I am reminded that I still post daily stepLINKS….Because NEVER evolving is the way to pretend EVERYTHING stays the fucking same like some kind of GROUNDHOG day….until people start dying off around you, or you start dying off, because TIME waits for no one….no matter how hard you ignore it….

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Candice Swanepoel Strips Down to Sell Her Wares!
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Gwyneth Paltrows’s Goop Valentine’s Day Gift Guide Goes Viral!
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30 instances of mysterious objects moving
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Triplet deja vu prank shocks people
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SLUM FIGHTS E105
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Olivia Dunne Pubes During Gymnastics Competition!
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Huge flood happens at the Great Wolf Lodge in Perryville, MD
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The 20 Most Awkward Couple Photos That Went Wrong
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SECURITY CHECKS AT AFCON
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Gwyneth Paltrows’s Goop Valentine’s Day Gift Guide Goes Viral!
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Chiefs Player Trolls Bills Kicker Tyler Bass Caught on the Hot Mic!
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Emily Ratajkowski – green lace top/dress
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30+ Hot Girls With Tan Lines
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Generator explosion causes a massive arc
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What might happen if the earth were to ever stop spinning for 5 seconds
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Possessive swan doesn’t want anyone near his rescuer
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Ice Ice Baby (GIF)
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Gracie Hunt’s Tailgate Must-Haves!
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Did Tyreek Hill File for Divorce 2 Months After Marriage!
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21 People Share the Funniest Thing a Doctor Ever Said to Them
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Do Livvy Dunne’s Teammates Like her or Not?
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Revealing the tricks behind the most dangerous and impossible magic tricks
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Veronika Rajek in a sexy red dress on vacation in Capri
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Some of the best knockouts during the SlapFIGHT tournament
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Tristan Thompson Suspended for drug use
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Marina Tomilova … on the pole !
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Funny compilation of the Ozzy Man Reviews
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40+ Hot Wednesday Girls
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Molten aluminum spill in a foundry causes a massive accident
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Camila Cabello Chills Out!
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Did He Die? (GIF)
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CHINESE TOURISTS VS BRITISH PIANIST
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43 Times People Thought It Was Funny To Film Instead Of Helping And Got Shamed Online
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THESE PEOPLE ARE HAVING THE SHITTIEST OF DAYS
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Zendaya Coleman Hint of Pokies at a Fashion Show!
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Scary helicopter crash in New Zealand
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Bella Thorne Goes Green in Paris!
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Gorillas absolutely hating on the rain
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Natasha Lyonne – Dujour Magazine
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Lucy Hale – Seen out in Los Angeles
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Hannah Waddingham – Tony Ward show at Paris Fashion Week
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Margaret Qualley – Chanel show at Paris Fashion Week
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Kylie Jenner – Leaving Siena restaurant in Paris
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Emma Roberts – Feud: Capote vs. The Swans premiere in New York City
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Penelope Cruz – Vogue (Spain)
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Lucy Hale – Flaunt Magazine #191: The Fresh Cuts Issue
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Candice Swanepoel – Tropic of C x Agua Bendita
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Taylor Swift, Brittany Mahomes & Cara Delevingne – Nobu in New York City
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6 PUBLIC ACTS THAT DEFINITELY MAKE YOU A WHORE
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Alice Braga moons the camera in SHARE? (2023)
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Gross and Messy
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Vyeta Mustafina Baby Bounce Zishy Video
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Saleema in a Cotton Body Suit!
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Violet Starr in Tiny Cutie Violet Handles His BBC Like A Pro at Blacked Raw
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Big Tit Drop Puts a Smile On Her Face!
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THE ASS
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Jiggle Booty (GIF)
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Barbie Qu Crushing It Zishy
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Busty Danyan Cat via Playboy Plus
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That’s Not Safe (GIF)
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Stella Hudgens Drops a Towel to Show Tits and Bush!
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Merilyn Sakova Babewatch
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Hot Tub Fun with Mila Azul!
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Fence Fuckin Cowgirl
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Big Boobie Babe Laurine via Mr Skin Celebs
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Tereza Ramba in Bethlehem Night (2022)
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MASHUP MADNESS
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Kira Noir Plays with Her Pussy in the Sun!
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MILF Changes Virgin’s Life
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Cute girl is hungry for cum and works very hard to get what she wants
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DAT WINK (GIF)
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Liz Jordan Returns To Show Off Her Oral Skills Get Fucked And Swallow Sperm Amateur Allure
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I Like Fashion (GIF)
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Tyson Salomon Busty in a Bikini!
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Alexya The Allure Of Alexya Scoreland
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Emma Nichols Overalls
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Pussy Cleavage Trend
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Big Toy Surprise!
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2024

24

Jan

Natasha Leggero’s Tits of the Day

In women comics trying to break through in a respectable way, you know by not making jokes about their pussies or sucking cock, Natasha Leggero, a female comic who I’ve actually seen perform at least twice and not because I believe in comedy or think it’s a cool thing, but because I was gifted tickets to the Montreal Just For Laugh’s festival and you know she was on the fucking bill…..

I don’t remember anything about her comedy, but the guy I was with was horny for her, which isn’t saying much because he is a long time married pervert and I’ve been with him in bars and stripclubs where he ended up hooking up with the unwanted stripper or fat girl out of convenience and that whole not needing to have standards since he’s a married man…

Anyway, a few days ago the Bert Kreischer comic performed topless at the Improv, because his whole identity is being the inspiration for Van Wilder…..and Leggero figured at 45 years old, she should have the right to perform topless so she pulled her tits out.

It seemed like a lame clickbait story, which it is, but it also seems like a cry for attention for the female comic, relying on her tits for attention as women do….that’s probably why the world needs more smut like BARBIE to address the patriarchy and to make things more fair for these whores.

I’m sure this is step one before the ONLYFANS drops and well, she’s apparently already had some leaked nudes, so I’m into Leggero for her whore hustle, not so much for her jokes, but that’s nothing person, I dont’ find any comedians funny, they try too hard..when all they need to do is pull out their tits!

Posted in:Natasha Leggero

2024

24

Jan

Bella Thorne’s Hooded Green Monster Tits of the Day

Bella Thorne is at Paris Fashion week becasue she’s a very connected and important social media personality, influencer, celebrity from the Disney Kid training school….a star baby…we’re in the fucking internet presence of a star…a leader…an innovator…a creative visionary…an artist…a masterful marketer…the kind of person they will study in 50 years in schools due to her masterful storytelling and ability to crossover between internet world and hollywood world to an audience of full fucking mindless retard porn addicts…

Her fashionable outfit of choice for the very exclusive and premium event that will allow anyone with enough following to attend because the world is a bunch of clout chasing idiots looking for clout on the social media channels…which Bella Thorne has a lot of…

The fashionable outfit was some hooded titty dress, all full of her big fake titty, looking like some fantasy nerd’s dream princess in distress, escaping the evil overlord on her dragon or some other Robin Hood era riding Dragons on her way to her wedding with some Green Giant or Shrek shit….

I’m only interested in this outfit for the tits….I’m simple like that.

Posted in:Bella Thorne

2024

24

Jan

Madisyn Shipman is Racy of the Day

Madisyn Shipman looks like she was some child star nerd, at least according to her WIKIPEDIA picture where she’s rocking a big set of teeth and a pair of nerd glasses, which to some of you is probably a fetish, but to me is fucking lesbianic and weird.

Luckily for me, she’s broke out of the pervert sex work that is working for Nickelodeon and at 21 years old has figured out how fun posting half naked pics on the internet can be….

We call her memoir “From Sesame Street to Internet Porn Street in 18 years”….thanks Dan Schneider for being such a nice mentor at Nickelodeon who showed her the light.

Apparently, she makes music now….but I’m more interested in the internet porn, that’s not quite porn, but it’s lingerie and that’s low hanging fruit porn. I’m into it.

Posted in:Madisyn Shipman

2024

24

Jan

Katie Sigmond’s Influencer Ass of the Day

Katie Sigmond is some TikTok or instagram girl who I assume only got famous for posting provocative pictures of herself. She probably had an OnlyFans before realizing she wanted to have mainstream success and could live off that OnlyFans money while she rebrands herself as a girl who still takes provocative pics of herself, only now she doesn’t try to lure you into sexting with her money….

I don’t know if she was an OnlyFans girl, but I assume they are all and now she’s onto packaging her ass pics as sort of artistic vision that will lead to opportunities…

Whether that’s acting jobs or brand jobs or free trips or rapper and athelte cock who knows….I don’t know the motivation of this generation of internet star…or internet ass with following but it must be more than just having their ass jerked off to,

Narcissism is real and it’s fucking weird…

Posted in:Katie Sigmond'

2024

24

Jan

Genevieve is the Instagram Of The Day

It’s always interesting for me to see just how many women have this look. It’s like the Kardashians hit the scene and all of a sudden 1000s of Kardashian looking chicks surfaced from the ether that is the internet. Is it their natural look, like did they all look like this when they were growing up and in High School, or did they evolve into this look thanks to instagram filters and the medical spas that help them create this look in real life….it is just such a mystery….like the fake tan of the early internet or the too much make-up of the early internet has evolved….and you gotta wonder just how many of these kids of women we can handle, which is apparently a lot…since there are so many of them….

Her name is Genevieve, but she’s likely interchangeable with 100000 other chicks…an that’s what makes her special.

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

24

Jan

Izabela Izycka is the Instagram Of The Day

Izabela Izycka is an entrepreneur…thanks to her use of her giant tits…

It’s nice to see that a business plan for a budding entrepreneur really only requires one page or one strategy when the entrepreneur has big tits and that’s to show the big tits as hard as she can so that as many people follow the big tits and that way the big tits can sell them shit they don’t need…..but that they buy anyway because they are mesmorized or in a spell thanks to the big tits…

That’s not to reduce entrepreneur and college graduate Izabela Izycka as solely being a set of tits, but that’s kinda what she’s doing to herself in her content stream and if she reduces herself to be just tits, why the fuck can’t we….especailly when it’s ALL we see.

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Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe