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2023

08

Dec

The Rat Cow is in a bikini of the Day

She may call herself EMRATA, because it sounds Italian or European and sensual…but I’ve always felt her branding should have been RAT COW because of her face and udders. It’s like a rat face and some big fucking milkers….being the RAT COW…the hybrid human is just basic fucking math….

But what do I know, I don’t have the tits, the marketing prowess, the ability to become a millionaire a few times over with social media hustling and smart moves like her own brand, so maybe my RAT COW vision is totally wrong….

The most impressive thing about this old weathered mom who is kinda weird looking, but still has the tits, is that she managed to market herself as an a-list influencer and not a bootleg whore influencer with an OnlyFans and I’ll never quite understand that because she’s of the bootleg whore influencer level.

So here she is in bikini, since she has a bikini line, but also because being in a bikini is her hustle due to the tits and I’m into it enough to post it….and not because I like belly button’s that look like alien cocks trying to escape the gut….but maybe because I have facial recognition blindness and the face is muted out from the filter she used.

She’s a star, and old and useless star!

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2023

08

Dec

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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In a world of thongs, I think it is important to give the underdog panty that’s getting shit and bled on and mocked by all who come across them some love, because it’s not about the panty, but rather the ass in said panties that matters…

LOOK.

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2023

08

Dec

Madisyn Shipman is Fun of the Day

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Who is Madisyn Shipman?

That is the Jeopardy question to the Nickelodeon star from Dan Schneider, rumored creeper with a foot fetish who helped create a lot of hit shows with famous girls who became slut, and possibly created a baby with Jamie Lynn Spears, because why not.

She apparently got her start at 5, which is pretty young and probably why she produces weird sexualized content along with her music, because why the fuck not, it’s a click bait era of exhibitionism…

Unless that’s a different Madisyn Shipman, there may be multiple Madisyn Shipmans, the IMDB one and the PORN one, either way, she’s fun.

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2023

08

Dec

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishnets are fun….

Whether you’re a goth girl with big tits hanging out in your platform goth boots on the beach, a stripper, a hooker or a granny celebrating her final days at the old folks home now that her oppressive and boring husband from her decades long loveless marriage has finally died off of his parkinsons, can now find her true sexual self she always wanted but ignored, in some Eat Pray Love despite being in her 80s, a never too late to whore out and say “who gives a shit, fuck this shit, let’s FUCK”…..or really any chick or chick adjacent dude who dresses and pretends to be a chick for guys who pretend they are straight but really like the cock….Fishnets are always fun to look at.

So here are some girls in fishnets, some CATCH OF THE DAY that we’re ready to FUCK because it’s lonely out here in our FISHING BOAT on the water we call the internet.

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2023

08

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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PAINTING THE CAR TRUNK
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Collection of funny pictures
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5 People Reveal What’s It Like To Live In Finland, The Happiest Country In The World
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Kelly Gale on Film!
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Intense chase between a cobra and a toad
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How To Sell Something (GIF)
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29 PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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The Jaguars Mascot Does Not Like Being Photobombed!
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Bass drop during DJ night gets ruined, but DJ has it covered
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Selena Gomez’s Mesmerizing Beauty Unveiled in WWD Magazine’s December 2023 Photo Shoot
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17 Items From Bri Teresi’s Amazon Wishlist!
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50 Hot Girls In Dresses
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Christina Aguilera Takes a Relaxing Vacation!
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Cats doing things better than people compilation
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Tana Mongeau See Through in the Rain!
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Women drivers parking fail compilation
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Vanessa Hudgens and her friends… are enjoying their vacation!
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The most ridiculous worker mistakes caught on camera
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Scandalous Elegance: Jennifer Lopez Flaunts Underboobs at Women in Hollywood Gala
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Noah Cyrus Runs Topless Through the Woods!
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Amy Robach and T.J. Holmes’ Exes are dating!
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The 10 Most Notorious Gangsters in American History
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Tom Brady’s Rumored Boo Irina Shayk Goes Upside Down!
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Note To Self.. Avoid This Place (GIF)
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Dangerous Uber drive prank scares people
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Massive 3000hp diesel truck explodes on a dyno
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INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: JOCELYN
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Monday Night Football’s Viral Fan!
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Danii Banks in a blue tiny bikini in a festive mood at the pool
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Homeless billionaire prank causes quite the stir
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40 Hot And Sexy Busty Girls
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10 Items From Tana Mongeau’s Amazon Wishlist!
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Madisyn Shipman in tiny bikini
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ALWAYS BE PREPARED
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Anok Yai Braless at The Fashion Awards 2023!
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Behind-the-scenes footage of the shooting of the movie Terminator Genisys, featuring Arnold Schwarzenegger
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10 of the biggest rockfalls caught on camera
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Really efficient and satisfying machines in action
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Iggy Azalea in Bed!
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I Have So Many Questions Right Now – 23 Pics
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Jilly Anais Goes to a Football Game!
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Hot Wheels car driving on a road on a mobile phone is the best thing ever
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Vanessa Hudgens & Sarah Hyland – Swimsuit at the beach in Tulum
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Peyton Roi List – 2023 Sentinel Awards in Beverly Hills
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Lana Condor – Roger Vivier Dinner in Honor of Gherardo Felloni
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Halle Bailey – The Color Purple premiere in Los Angeles
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Jurnee Smollett – Roger Vivier Dinner in Honor of Gherardo Felloni
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Kiernan Shipka – Roger Vivier Dinner in Honor of Gherardo Felloni
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Emma Stone – Leaving the Crosby Street Hotel in New York City
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Eiza Gonzalez – Denver Nuggets v Los Angeles Clippers in Los Angeles
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Chloe Bailey – The Color Purple premiere in Los Angeles
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Alicia Silverstone – Elle Women in Hollywood Celebration in Los Angeles
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Popping Out Nicely!
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Guess Those Boobs (GIF)
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Ride & Grind With Sexy Anna Blaze
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT! (GIF)
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Busty Aneli A via Met-Art
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Playing Catch
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6 PUBLIC ACTS THAT DEFINITELY MAKE YOU A WHORE
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Maisie Williams See Through at The Fashion Awards 2023!
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The Real WNBA (GIF)
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Cecilia Caballero Jeske topless in Belmonte (2018)
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‘Naked Motocross’ with Kit Rysha via Playboy Plus
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Busty TikTok blonde in premium nudes and sex videos
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Beyond Beauty: Olivia Ponton’s Topless Splendor in Nikee Olivera’s Lens
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Iga Wyrwal Squirty Cream
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Busty Molly – Another Spring
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Nude Rosah in a Shirt
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Savannah Bond is a Big Boob Maid!
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Female Tongue in Pussy!
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Good Deals
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Coworker Compromised
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Tommy King’s Big Booty in Lingerie!
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Playing With Her New Toy
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AMATEUR FLESH: GINGER SUCCUBUS
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Nesrin Cavadzade topless in El Desentierro (2018)
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CHECKING IT TWICE
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Susy Rocks Pink Striped Socks
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Attacked By Tits! (GIF)
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Lindsay Lee Reflecting on Her Own Beauty!
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Outside Banging (GIF)
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Big Tits Babe Laurine via Mr Skin Celebs
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Hotel Room Remote Control Nastyness!
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Cute German tennis player in leaked nude pics
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2023

08

Dec

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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You asshole.

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2023

07

Dec

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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I am lazy.

Look at tits dropping….

If only your balls did….

You’d be less ashamed of sending those unsolicited dick pics that girls don’t realize you send because you know that no one will solicit dick pics, or dick in person experiences and activations.

Titty DROPS….like pussy drips…are magical.

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2023

07

Dec

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Tanlines are nice in theory, because it shows nature, outdoors, color, sun exposure and all these things us basement dwellers don’t experience.

Tanlines are nice in pictures, because they highlight the good parts, letting our retard minds know explicitly where the clothing was once worn.

Tanlines are nicer in person, because they usually start out as a burn and if you’re lucky enough to fuck a sun stroked out girl with a tanline, the sounds she makes from the pain from the burn will make you feel like you’re actually satisfying her, far more interactive than when you normally have sex with the recent corpses at the funeral home you work at. You know what I mean, pain is pleasure, or sounds like pleasure, which is better than fucking an inanimate object. Not that you ever fuck sun stroked out bitches, but this is the internet, fake as shit in every way, so we can pretend!

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2023

07

Dec

Sabrina Carpenter in Bloomers of the Day

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We may have no idea who Sabrina Carpenter is, but she’s famous, with millions of followers, so she’s some kind of important…making her self promotion of making what looks like Christmas cookies with some dude with his ironic mullet that we see people wear, while wearing a pair of bloomers like an old-timey prostitute that they may have dug up and cloned as her source code at the Disney cloning lab, you know one of Walt’s favorites from the early 1900s when he was coming up….you know, where they keep her rotting old timey prostitute corpse in a vault under Frontierland at Disney Land….and her half her ass hangs out of it which is the point.

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2023

07

Dec

Brie Larson’s Old Weathered Weirdness of the Day

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If you had to choose between a Brie Larson or a baked brie, you’d have to go with the baked brie, because both may be mouldy and cheesy, both look like are melting and gooey but only one is actually delicious.

So as we go into the holiday season, this is a good reminder that the Baked Brie offered as one of the apps at your holiday party is a win compared to a Brie Larson…who as you know, I believe is a scam, a lie, an overrated monster who doesn’t even believe she’s a star and is consistently overcompensating for that lie and ultimatey, she’s just not that hot, fit maybe, old looking for sure…but not worthy of the pay day she gets.

I do not believe ANYONE goes to a movie to see Larson…and if they do…they’re fucked in the head…

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