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2023

06

Dec

Kate Beckinsale in a Sheer Dress with her Tits Out of the Day

These Kate Beckinsale pics are from a couple of days ago. I don’t follow social media so I don’t follow Kate Beckinsale’s social media hustle, but when I do see what she puts together for her social media, I think that maybe with age comes experience and with experience comes a simple understanding of pulling your old lady tits out while you still have a hot body despite being an old lady is a solid strategy in whoring.

I don’t know what spells she’s run, what filters she uses, what procedures she’s had done, how much young man cum she’s had transfused into her veins, what percentage of this is real, what is a lie, because she is skewing in the more tranny direction old ladies with too much face work get done, but she’s still hot for an old lady, walking that thin is she hot or terrifying and clown-like, or a bit of both.

I’m into her creative vision when the tits are released..

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2023

06

Dec

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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I don’t think big tits are overrated because I like to stare at them.

I just think that small tits are tits worthy of being stared at too.

I am a communist when it comes to tits, they may not all be treated equally, but I’ll sexualize them equally as the elite tits look down on us from their castles…

I believe that tiny tits deserve as much creeping as big tits, so that’s why we do this round-up all the fucking time….it’s a tiny tit celebration.

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2023

06

Dec

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight pants…bro…..

Stare at asses….bro….

Stare at anus through pants….bro…

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2023

05

Dec

Britney Spears’ Weird Victoria’s Secret Campaign of the Day

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Britney Spears, or Britney Smears if you are in the group of people who believe that this isn’t the original Britney but rather a replacement Britney for a few reasons, like her tooth gap she never had, the fact she posts old content, the fact she shoots shit from the same room, the fact that she is free yet never out in public, the fact that when she is out in public no civilians see her or post and tag her on social media, the fact that she had a hit song with Elton John she didn’t promote, the fact that she has a book that is a best seller that she didn’t promote. There’s lots of reasons for the conspiracy.

That doesn’t mean I won’t look at whoever this is in their old lady underwear being weird because they have been marketed as crazy, or they are actually certifiable crazy, so crazy that her dad who just had his leg amputated for her 42nd birthday would need to put her under a conservatorship and work her to the fucking bone like modern slave labor, because family care about each other and the fans watched like mindless shills they are.

Not to mention, if it is Britney, because it could be, I like the direction the content is going thanks to her rolling around in her underwear.

Her caption is promoting Victoria’s Secret, not sure they are paying her but if they are it’s a brilliant marketing campaign and weathered old popstars is far better than fat mutants they have recently booked. So check it out:

I finally found a bra from Victoria’s Secret that doesn’t hurt !!! I love a push up bra but I don’t like padded push up bra !!! This bra is genius … it pushes you up and there’s no padding !!! Also it’s silk !!! I don’t even feel like I’m wearing anything and it’s a pretty color too !!! 40 can suck my dick !!! I turned 6 this year ????????????????????????? I feel six most of the time anyways !!!

Interesting….does that mean she’s got a dick, I mean why would she say suck her dick if she doesn’t….more fuel to add to the conspiracy that Britney is a Transgendered midget man.

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2023

05

Dec

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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Being a dude pretty much means being a weak fuck when it comes to girls in bathing suits. It means that girls in bathing suits are not safe from being sexualized and stared at, even when they are in the thong formation with 90 percent of ass revealed in said bathing suits, because clearly the women who are 3/4 naked aren’t trying to be sexualized by showing you their full assholes, with their shaved or waxed outer pussy lips peaking out of the seams, they are just doing that to catch an even tan….to assume girls half naked or 3/4 naked in thong swimsuits that are far too small for their asses is a sexual thing because it gives you unsolicited erections, is clearly just you being a toxic male….GROSS.

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2023

05

Dec

Titties on Instagram of the Day

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I don’t fuck around on the whole social media thing because I don’t like to subscribe to demonic forces robbing us of hours of our life by targeting the retard receptors in our brain that either like obsessing over other people, envying people, hating people or laughing at people for being weirdos….

I do have an instagram that I don’t update and I will occasionally scroll through lookin for shit to repost here in a weak and lazy attempt to target your retard receptors in your brain that like obsessing over chicks, envy chicks, hate chicks or laugh at chicks.

There was a time before tiktok when I was posting all weirdos doing weirdo things edited to fun songs on instagram, it never went viral.

There was also a time I posted babes, even original content of babes that didn’t go viral but that would get flagged and deleted for being porn, because everything I do gets flagged and deleted for being porn, cancelled before ever getting anywhere, while actual porn doesn’t get flagged for being porn, and that’s why today I am posting this titty video in my feed with actual tits, something that is far more hardcore than anything I ever posted on instagram….because instagram is a lying and inconsistent cunt that targets specific groups and treats them unfairly…..in some parts of the world, you’d call that racist.

Her name is Peachy Prime XO and her whole account is her tits.

Posted in:Instagram|Instagram Babe

2023

05

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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When it comes to looking at random asses in short skirts, I consider myself an expert, because when there’s random asses in short skirts, I make sure to fucking stare until the girl feels like she’s being sexually assaulted, I figure it helps build character….like bullying….

I love when people talk about how bullying is such a bad thing, they have anti-bullying events and charities and get really mad when you say that you love bullies…

They think that it destroys people, that it is mean and sad, when I think it actually builds character and teaches them that life’s not perfect, it shits on you and dealing with that shit is a critical life skill….

Plus, when I ask them how do they deal with the bully, because you’d assume the only way to deal with a bully is to bully the bully into submissions, making them the bully…the anti-bully is a fucking bully…which is why I prefer looking at girls in short skirts…because once they open their mouths you have to converse with their retardedness….

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2023

05

Dec

Dua Lipa Wears Her Nipples Out of the Day

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Dual Lipa, who I assume is named after her cunt, you know DUAL LIPS, the labia minora and the labia majora bringing in the VULVA to completion, is more had Dual Nipa cuz she wore an outfit with her nips out…

I assume Dual Lipa is not named after the vulva, that’s wishful thinking, in part because she looks like she probably has a dick and her whole name, if it’s her real name, is probably some tie into her ethnicity….cuz she’s ethnic, see.

She is wearing her nipples for fashion to an event and that’s what this is about…otherwise I don’t give a fuck about wasting my time reposting some famous tiktok popstar, see. Not that I really give a fuck about posting the nips but I am doing it anyway because I hate myself more than I hate you….and I hate you a lot.

Posted in:Dua Lipa

2023

04

Dec

Barbara Palvin’s Nipple Pasty of the Day

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Did you know that there was a time in celebrity nudity blogs, which this was and I guess still is, whether people visit the site or not, where the NIPPLE PASTY was the story of the fucking day.

I’d post whatever titty content I would get access to in a pre-social media era and it depended on celebs going on bikini vacations or going to random events with no underwear on….

We’d hope for tit slips, nip slips, pussy slips, ripped dresses, getting out of car flashes…it was a simpler time.

Now we’re in a society were girls are posting gangbang and fisting videos for fun…so the idea a nipple pasty would excite anyone is obviously unlikely….

But I still old onto the glory days, I am still a believer that if a girl has a nipple pasty visible through her fancy dress, it matters. It may not be real nipple, but the modesty of not wearing her real nipples out, almost make it hotter than real nipple, at least in this nipple flashing society of nipples everywhere you look….

Here’s to VS models fired for being too fat, when not even being fat, the way it was supposed to be, before VS models became actually fat.

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2023

04

Dec

Rita Ora’s Spiked Back of the Day

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Rita Ora decided to wear an evening gown to some fashion event because that’s always a classic go to option for women. Timeless.

She decided that the little black dress wasn’t enough of a show stopping piece, despite having those big tits to help add to the dress and make into a show stopping piece, because her big tits have helped her get this far…..

So she had some movie make-up artists give her a spiny or spiked tail like some kind of lizard, alien, middle earth creature coming to seduce us with the tits before murdering us and dragging up back into her cave or nest.

So like the current state of fashion, where brands are just mocking the consumer with the crap they sell them at insane prices, Rita Ora’s turned a classy event into a Halloween party and that’s just fucking weird…especially when she’s got the tits…

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