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2024

16

Jan

Whitney Cummings Mommy Milkers of the Day

Funny Girl Whitney Cummings is bringing her top, mainstream, marketable comedy to the social media the best way she knows how, with some milking herself like the gold tired polluted cow that she is.

I don’t know if you’re a lonely person who sees breeding women as aspirational, hot or what could have been, so you jerk off to it because it makes you feel warm and fuzzy because it speaks to your traditional gender role fetish, or maybe you think old bitches breeding is fucking gross, so milking themselves is fucking gross, because it’s all part of that whole breeding shit.

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2024

15

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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When people complain that I don’t feature enough diversity in my content stream, which they don’t actually complain about, because no one actually cares enough about this site to make complaints, but if they did, you can send them this post, because it is multi-cultural.

No Racism. We’re all God’s People….because it’s not about color of skin, it’s about the content of their weird content….

Here’s to fighting for civil rights on MLK day….don’t be racists you fucking racists…it’s about love motherfuckers…so start loving….

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Team Owner Gracie Hunt’s Bikini Clickbait for the Chiefs!
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Broke His Ass
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Beyond Bold: Bella Hadid’s Nipple-Baring Extravaganza Rocks Perfect Magazine’s SS 2024 Issue!
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Stella Hudgens in a See Through Bodysuit!
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5 of the worst drivers vs tram drivers
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Jared Goff and Matthew Stafford Caught on the Hot Mic!
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Josie Canseco’s Sunday Night Football!
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2024

15

Jan

Sydney Sweeney Doing What She Dos of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is one of the most hype celebrities of the year, or maybe of the last 5 years, and she basically does CINEMAX blue movies like she was Chelsea Handler early in her career, or the other low levels who never quite made it but for some reason the same tactics are seen as good acting to a generation of low attention spans that grew up on porn.

The good news is that she’s got tits to support that kind of casting and if they want to position her as some kind of important talent that speaks to that coveted younger generation the entertainment industry needs to get a grip on otherwise they’ll lose all their power as the millennials die off, and tits seem to work for that.

The point of the story, Sweeney’s got heavy hangers for the TITTY lovers they call MILK MEN.

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2024

15

Jan

Stella Hudgens Knows How to Clickbait of the Day

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I give Stella Hudgens credit where credit is due. She was the bustier sister of Vanessa Hudgens who you would hope would get naked on the internet, but never really expected her to get naked on the internet, because you are from a time when celebrities and their siblings didn’t get naked on the internet, unless it was some kind of rebellion to piss off their family for always being in the shadow of their more famous sister.

I thought she’d work behind the scenes for her sister’s company, maybe get a few low level roles in various projects to appear busy….but selling racy content to spillover fans from her sister just wasn’t expected….

So when Stella Hudgens launched her nude content, I had a feeling it would eventually either end quickly or lead to fuck videos, because that’s how selling nudes on the internet works, but I was surprised that she even went down that road…..but here we are and she’s doing it in a way that must be getting her paid….luring us in to see just how far she would go because we are but simple minded perverts….

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2024

15

Jan

Sabrina Carpenter’s Got her Bra On of the Day

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Sabrina Carpenter is some popstar, child star created by Disney and has a hugely followed instagram account with tits she’s showing off in a bra.

She is currently having sex with Barry Keoghan, who recently sold his soul to the devil with the hit moving SALTBURN, but the Irish leprechaun has been around for a while thanks to being in Christopher Nolan’s Dunkirk and Yorgo Lanthimos’ Killing of a Sacred Deer and the Banshees of Inisherin which he won a BAFTA for and he’s been nominated for a Golden Globe at least twice….so I guess he sold his soul a while ago….

Now he gets to plunge his cock, which he showed off in Saltburn between weirdly gay scenes, into Sabrina Carpenter who I assume the leaders of Hollywood have gifted him with for a job well done.

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2024

15

Jan

Brie Larson Goes to the Critic Choice Awards and Bores Everyone of the Day

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Brie Larson claims to be 34, but looks more like a 47 year old mom of 4 headed to her first child’s wedding, when in fact she’s a top rated, top paid actress headed to some exclusive bullshit award show that no one but the celebs involved actually give a shit about. We’re too busy being self involved assholes to give a shit about dancing monkeys who are paid to entertain us in shitty movies and TV shows and Gossip stories that are far less interesting than they should be. We use you dancing monkeys but I guess the dancing monkeys win in the end because they are rich off all of our backs.

Either way, Brie Larson has been a try hard for a long time, she ended up with that Oscar win that seemed like it was by design or calculated, it opened up A-List roles, like the Oscar win is the official deal with the devil that makes all your dreams come true….and through it all she’s been barely hot.

Some people buy into the marketing and truly believe she’s hot, but this is her looking her best, after hours of glam, god knows how much BOTOX and she still looks like an average mom in the grocery store, which isn’t really the look anyone wants from their “a-listers”…..

The good news is that she seems like she knows she’s a fraud. Even her name is fake, she’s actually Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers. Never trust a woman with a STAGE NAME.

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2024

15

Jan

Erika Delilah is the Instagram Of The Day

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I don’t know who Erika Delilah is, but we live in a culture of everyone being a content creator. Everyone being some kind of celebrity. Everyone being some kind of a personal brand and for whatever reason, the number 1 way to get there is not ALL that different than it has always been, just a little more public because they are seducing the public instead of the casting agents, directors, producers, agents, brand people.

So they used to let the ladies take private meetings and package them however they wanted to package them when they launched them to the public, now the ladies need to self produce the low level smut to build that audience they need from the titties, it seems a lot more honest, even if social media is pretty fucking fake.

I know nothing about Erika Delilah, but she’s got tits they co-star in her content and people still like tits enough to follow them on the instagram.

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2024

15

Jan

I guess Ariana Grande is Back of the Day

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I don’t keep track of Ariana Grande news, but you can see her nipple through her shirt and that’s news to me.

I do remember when she licked the Donut and said she hated America. I do remember when her ex boyfriend died of a drug overdose.

I do remember when she got AIDS from Pete Davidson, which I guess is in remission because she’s participating in some AI song for the TikTok generation that will inspire people everywhere to do their version of the dance move to the song, because that’s how you make hits in this generation of fucking morons who don’t care about quality or content but rather for viral moments that can garner views for their own egos….

I like when these big ticket starlets go into hiding between projects because the marketing around their comebacks after going into hiding between projects is always so annoying.

But yeah, you can see her nipples through her shirt and that’s about all the Ariana Grande news a motherfucker like me needs, espeically since it’s a nice distraction her her jacked up instagram lookin face.

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2024

15

Jan

Mathilde is the Instagram Of The Day

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Mathilde Tantot is a French from France / Persian instagram model who I think has been showing off her hot ass body since early instagram influencer-ing. She has almost 9 million followers, most are likely perverts waiting around for their next ass clickbait….

She has a sister named Pauline Tantot who is on the same strategic hustle as her, with over 5 million followers waiting for their next hot half naked ass picture.

They clearly make serious fucking money with their softcore content, they seem to live a life of luxury, with horses and ski vacations. They run their own clothing companies and really managed to properly execute shameless self produced half naked content.

She’s got an OnlyFans because obviously she has an OnlyFans, these girls make upwards of 1 million dollars a month off that shit, you’d have to be an idiot to not have an OnlyFans when you have a body that has generated millions of followers. There are clearly paying customers waiting to be swindled into SEXTING an AI robot version of you, so might as well scam them for all you fucking can, it’s not your fault they are desperate losers who don’t understand they aren’t sexting the actual model but rather a team of sexting experts based at an offshore call center.

Point of the story, scamming desperate dudes is good for fucking business…and it’s easier when you’re built like a TANTOT….

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2024

15

Jan

Artistic Renderings of Taylor Swift at the NFL Game are Hotter Than Taylor Swift of the Day

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All we fucking hear about is this Taylor Swift nonsense….it’s clearly a fucking scam, so I have no choice but to post Taylor Swift AI nudes because the real Taylor Swift repulses me, but I need to post a Taylor Swift story since she’s trending for going to a fucking NFL game and being weird, awkward, fake as fuck.

I don’t suggest jerking off to AI, even though everything, even pics of real girls are basically AI now….

I’m more holistic and old school and suggest jerking off to your imagination or to things you find hot in your everyday life, just don’t get caught.

I am a firm believer that AI is going to be the fall of humanity, if it isn’t already, but that doesn’t mean the AI Taylor Swift isn’t hotter than the real Taylor Swift, who is pretty much ZERO hot.

The lanky and awkward celebrity who is breaking records with her tour, offending NFL fans, generating heavy sales for Chiefs merchandise and Peacock streaming platform, almost like she’s a hired gun being used by the NFL, the Networks and the Chiefs for some weird reason.

She’s constantly trending, her NFL appearances overly hyped, I’m not going to get into the conspiracies around the whole thing, I’m just going to assume girl is getting paid for all the coverage she’s getting or giving, because otherwise these people would just stay home and fuck in the privacy of their own compounds, us seeing this shit is all part of a bigger circus show.

The issue I have with the whole thing is that she’s repulsive, unattractive, her music is lame and her celebrity and success seems like some kind of scam, but her AI smut inspired by Taylor Swift is far more interesting than ACTUAL Taylor Swift. Art.

SO if you’re going to jerk of to Taylor Swift because you’ve been swindled, choose this Taylor and not that actual one….even if both are weird things to jerk off to….

I don’t know who makes this shit, but Taylor should take some inspo from them.

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