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2023

Nov

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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For those of you who didn’t follow your dreams of chasing the endless summer, or at least working on a resort as a bar tender who gets to fuck all the lonely travelers, both young and old, looking for a story to bring back home, or herpes.

For those of you who don’t leave the house, or who don’t know girls who leave the house, or who don’t know girls who leave the house then come home from leaving the house with a sunburn, only to be left with the tanlines from where the bikini was….that contrast of pale and pure untouched skin and scar tissue from the third degree cancerous burn….

Here are some girls with tanlines speaking to our needs, our wants, or fetish of a fearless of the sun kind of girl who gets outside half naked….only to come home fully naked with memories of being out there half naked etched into their bodies…until, like everything in life, except those herpes….they fade….

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2023

Nov

How Much Does Your Sex Doll Weigh of the Day

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In a world where everyone is pretty much as fake as they can be. From instagram pictures that are edited so hard they might as well be AI, to instagram comments that are empty and meaningless, that might as well be written by AI. It can make for a depressing and lonely experience.

We are at the point in society where we can embrace our loneliness, or take it upon ourselves to entertain ourselves, because any human interaction or experience will likely be an empty one.

We are one step closer to the sex bot era of robot women satisfying our needs, because real life women have basically become robot women, only more annoying.

So it’s not a bad idea to get yourself a head star but connecting with a doll in ways you probably always thought you would, but for a while didn’t want to because of the stigma attached to being a grown man with dolls you can have sex with.

Well, who cares what people think, it’s time to be fearless and brave, to take your own happiness into your own hands, or better yet artificial vagina.

The only thing you need to worry about is how you customize your sex doll. What do you need out of her, like when buying a new car, or new house, or really a new anything. Line up those needs and wants and find the perfect match.

Things to consider are size and weight, you need to make sure that your sex doll is manageable for you. You may want to take her out on walks in her wheelchair and on drives in your car and you don’t want to pull your back out, or get a hernia doing it.

You may want a heifer, or 200 pounder to feel like you’re dealing with a real life big girl that you like breaking into a sweat or getting a workout in handling.

You may want a lighter doll for ease of handling and maneuverability, if you’re weaker or more experimental in your positions.

Be realistic about your own physical capabilities and strength. If you have limitations or concerns about lifting or moving heavier objects, it might be more practical to choose a lighter doll that you can handle comfortably, because we don’t want you to die here.

You also need to consider the space you have available for storage and use, if you have roommates or you live with your mom, you may need a more subtle and demure girlfriend. You can always get a half body sexdoll is lighter in weight and easier to store if you can get past the horror movie aspect to the whole half body thing, just view it as inclusivity and supporting diversity because not all sexdolls are full bodied and you’d hate to be seen as some kind of bigot.

Their body composition can also affect their weight, silicone dolls tend to be heavier than TPE dolls, you can also mix and match by choosing a silicone head and TPE body love doll just like Tifa SexDoll.

The most important thing is that heavier dolls are more expensive while Sex dolls cheap are basically smaller and lighter.

For a broke-ass like me, just give me a toilet paper roll and some rotting sandwich meat, but for a baller like you, AIM FOR THE STARS!

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2023

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s always the old fags with 12 vaccines in the Covid masks, they’ll go to the bathhouse and bang 18 year old prostitute twinks raw, but no way they’re going in that grocery store without an N95….

I don’t mean that in a hateful way, don’t charge me with a hate crime, I just think it’s weird when the people of the world who you know fuck raw in dirty ways are scared to breathe the air at the grocery store and really they probably aren’t actual fags, they just look like fags in the traditional sense of the word, when walking around scared of air….

My only theory is that they’ve got Cum all over and up inside the mask from their adventures, so they can Cum sniff all day like smelling salts, it keeps them alive which they need from all the Aids….

Oh shit, it’s the AIDS, that’s why they wear masks, compromised immune systems trying not to relive the massacre of the 80s….carry on with your masks my friends….it’s not for me to judge your stupid mask!

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2023

Nov

Bella Throne’s Got her Nipples Out of the Day

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Bella Thorne is either filming a movie and on set in an RV, or she’s become a meth addicted van-lifer with a budget who has just recently got burnt up doing meth addict things like cooking meth, or backyard brawling, or tapping into her Florida roots and doing other weird meth ass shit…

Well, she’s also braless….big, burly and braless…so you can see nipple through her shirt which is really what you’d want out of a shirt, so meth addict, horror movie set, accident victim, or just her typical bad skin or not…nipples through the shirt people…

REJOICE….it IS a Christmas miracle…..

Can you believe it, a Disney Kid with an OnlyFans in an era where normies walk around with their nipples out, has her nipples out….I know….shocking..

Here she is promoting some jewelry with her tits, as you’d want jewelry promoted!

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2023

Nov

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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I would order wedge salad at some fancy restaurant my wife ordered from to celebrate our anniversary of living in this hell for over 30 years…..assuming the wedge was a pussy with fabric wedges up inside it, which I guess I don’t need to order since I see it almost every day, more often in the summer, since Pussy has a funny way of eating fabric of the pants that are hugging it….and that’s a good thing for a man who has been in married hell for 30 years because it allows us to see hot chicks who would never flash us their pussy…and that gives us all something very nice to think about and revisit as we go through our daily routine!

Thanks for the pussy wedgies ladies.

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2023

Nov

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Weed girls be crazy, you know because of all that weed they’ve been smoking…I’ve seen reefer madness and I see what that evil plant, I think they call it devil’s lettuce can do. It makes people schizophrenic, it turns them psychopathic, it may even make them get naked on the internet for fun, attention, money, or the fans they think they have due to the schizophrenia…in their minds they are Taylor Swift and you are the raging fans in the stands screaming “who more labia”….

I don’t know about you, but I’d far prefer a girl on pharmaceuticals to treat those mental health conditions, than to be on a plant that creates them!

Fuck nature, do science……now look at some weed girls that you can imagine are high enough to fuck you….that’s the fun thing about imagination…even the impossible is made possible.

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2023

Nov

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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The official Weight Watchers probably gets less action girls who should be and probably have been on weight watchers at least once in their life because dudes are perverts and will treat a fat girl like a trophy wife if they are horny enough…which is why fat girls have a terrible attitude now and act like trophy wives instead of the bottom wrung on the ladder you’re licking because your options are limited…

I guess if a society is going to embrace fatness, even if it’s unappealing, unhealthy, ungodly, disrespectful to the body they’ve been given, a strain on the healthcare system, public benches, airplane seats, all you can eat buffet owners, elastic waistbands…who am I to hate on the fat proud girls who don’t give a fuck about being fat but who probably wish they weren’t fat, they just can’t admit that, it would ruin their whole strategy in propagandizing us.

We take what we can get

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2023

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s giving tuesday and that’s not that trending meme expression “It’s giving”…but rather “it’s giving” where you’re supposed to give…and I give you stepLINKS…

SO, are you done jerking off to Jessica Simpson’s Footwear News photoshoot? If so, here are some stepLINKS to jerk off to….talking about jerking off feels pretty gay.

The stepLINKS have got the power to bring your Christmas dreams, being the Christmas miracle you need, getting you right into the Holiday spirit but not quite on the religious level you’d hope, not even on the commercialized Santa Clause or Hallmark version you’d hope, but with links to CONTENT you don’t even give a shit about…like shitty lump of coal in your stocking version of Christmas your sadness may be used to!

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2023

Nov

Jessica Simpson’s Racy Photoshoot of the Day

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A few hours ago the good people at FOOTWEAR NEWS, put out a feature on Jessica Simpson, who we can assume is an icon in the FOOTWEAR world because of her billion dollar clothing empire that existed in a pre-instagram era, making her the original influencer or direct to consumer scammer….

I don’t know if Footwear News is like being on the cover of Vogue, but I am sure it is in some circles of footfetishists…

The good news is that along with looking a bit like a spooky scary vampire, the popstar turned K-Mart brand billionaire is no longer fat and that is a good thing especially at this stage in her woman rot…

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2023

Nov

Heidi and Leni Klum Bring the Holiday Cheer with Intimissimi of the Day

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I don’t know if this is a new shoot of the mom/daughter duo designed to trigger perverts with mom/daughter fetishes around the world, probably also designed as Leni’s being reveal since her big tits were revealed, while Heidi rides off her daughter’s big tit relevance.

I don’t think it matters if it’s a new shoot, or just the old content resurfacing for the holiday season because the brand got a lot of ad impressions off the hype that comes from a mom and her daughter showing off their big tits in lingerie….

I just know that your family holiday season will not be as jerk-off-able, so we need these pros to give us something to either aspire to, or to help bring visuals we can fixate on to speak to our weird fetishes like mom’s and daughter posing in lingerie around the Christmas tree with some holiday cheer, or in their case…big tits.

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