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2019

Feb

Ali Webber Naked on a Horse of the Day

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I don’t know if Ali Webber is an actual model, not that that makes a difference in an era where no one is famous because everyone is famous…or trying to be famous…just into their fucking selves and curating content about themselves…that it’s all one big mess of too much fucking information we don’t need…

I do know that she’s naked on a horse, which is an interesting instagram model prop….that is pretty fucking dirty and risky…that could lead to some kind of pussy infections….that prove just how committed she is to the cause…not that pussy infections affect the decisions of any Instagram model…I mean they risk their vagina’s integrity every time they try to get ahead and secure that shoot with that photographer who will elevate their existence…daring…but it’s worth it…cuz when you make it…you get paid to just take pics of yourself once a day as you live your best life and who doesn’t want that….

The black and white makes you know it’s art….not smut.

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2019

Feb

Margot Robbie Ratchet as Harley Quinn of the Day

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I realize that comic book nerds have been jacking off to drawings of Harley Quinn since Stan Lee first drew her into his bullshit comic book shit that everyone celebrates….because I guess Comic Books in and of themselves aren’t that bad of a thing, even though I can’t relate because I’ve never read comics. The squares and dialog always confused me, I’m not very smart….

But I do hate that Comic Book movies are eating up most of the hollywood budgets for movies because they make huge money domestically and in Asia…and these actors get a piece of the backend of the movies and end up making 40-50 million off each of these movies, making it the target job to get…money fucking grubbers…

I also hate that Margot Robbie, who isn’t hot, is thick has short thick legs, is pushing 40, gets treated like a young hot thing, when she looks like a fucking middle aged mom ata Halloween party trying to be current….and hip….but instead is the one playing Harley Quinn….

Hollywood is fucking lazy….and here is your jerk off material for the day you sick fucks…

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Posted in:Margot Robbie|SFW

2019

Feb

Just a Guy Licking the Handrail at Taco Bell and Other Videos of the Day

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Check Out the Specials at Popeyes!

Porn Watching Student – Turns on Speakers

Bali Drivers VS Drunk Tourists

Dude Cuts the Line – Gets beat

The gayest Weight Lifting Prank Ever

Man Steals a Steak

LAPD ASIAN MAN WHITE POWER

Student beats his Teacher

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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So that Super Bowl was pretty queer. A topless Adam Levine, a tranny loving Tom Brady winning yet again, for people who actually wanted him to win, even though I thought we could collectively as a people root for the underdog…

Not that I watched the Super Bowl, it’s pretty queer….something they hype up and make you think you want to watch…to sell you product and advertising….a scam really…a scam that makes many people rich except you…the person doing the actual work…by participating in their nonsense..

Sure, you’re not the Star Player groomed to be the money earner for the team, and sure you’re not the team owner, a billionaire to even acquire the team…and you’ve done none of the organizing…and you aren’t the brands advertising, the networks paying for the rights, or really anything…

But you are the viewer, and all of you combined…created this system…and are the reason Tom Brady and Adam Levine and the other model fuckers….exist….

You have more power than you think….like we’re doing for award shows by not watching them….we can do for anything! The internet is a great place to start the movement. But I’m not going to be the one to start it. I’m just here to say we could collectively make anything disappear…I’ve seen it first hand with this site. I know it is possible.

Here are the links..

Ariana Grande Turned Down 1 Million Dollars to Remove her Hand Tattoo
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Explosives Engineer Critiques 10 Famous Movie Explosions
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Usain Bolt Tied the NFL Record for 40 yard Dash
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Minka Kelly Cleavage
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Reporter Gets Flipped
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Cop Assaults man on his Own Property
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Girl Flashing her Tits at a Party Like She’s Supposed To
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Some Tranny Looking Bitch Named Jade
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Just Some Jessica Biel Bikini Top
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Trying to Get Suncreen Back from Monkey Stealing Sunscreen
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2019

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Guess what, it’s the Super Bowl. Have you been placing your bets, making your 7 layer dip, getting all your lame friends together to bro down to Tom Brady’s leggings. Laughing at the commercials. Cumming to the half time show….you know typical things to get excited about when your life is pathetic….but mainstream pathetic…living that regular normal life….while my life is as pathetic but at least I don’t have hobbies…unless you think reading stories about Christians who are anti abortion talking about how they brought their child that was conceived by rape to the world…as a means of forgiveness for the terrible act!

I mean that and Tits more…

Links….Here they are….

Dude Films Asses on the Beach through his Guitar….CREEPER OF THE DAY Hs it all figured Out
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Christina Aguilera VS PINK
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ARiana Grande Sex Doll
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FIGHT IN THE ARENA
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Madison Beer – LEGGY
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Rat Cow See Through
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Lottie Moss – Photoshoot
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Some Bitch Named LALA Kent Working Out
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Worst Drunk Ever
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Jessica Biel Weird Underwater Pic
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Australian VS People on Bikes in Subway – FIST FIGHT….
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Lone Wheel Wanders Across the Lanes
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Streamer Takes a Long Nap
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A Gallery of Pretty Girls
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Idiot Replaces Stairs with a Conveyer Belt
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Jennifer Aniston Sex Dry Spell
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Firebreather Fail
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Another Steam Idiot – This One Burns Himself
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J.Woww is Back and SHe’s Turned on her Husband
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Kat Del Toro – Slutty Gallery
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Racist Lady
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High Pressure Puppy
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Jenna Ortega Ass
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Toni Braxton – Panty Flash
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Lindsey Pelas – BIG TITS – LA FACE
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Victoria Justice – leather pants
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Jennifer Connelly – Lives
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Camille Rowe – Still Hot
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Halston Sage – Legs
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Karlie Kloss – Gross
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Amber Valetta – Whoever that is
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Jeanine Mason – Whoever that is
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Perry Mattfild – whoever that is
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Christina Concert Footage – Not Hot
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Rosa Salazar – Cleavage
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From stepSMUT!!

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TUMBLR Is Terrible at Removing the Porno – Good.
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Reddit Exhibitionist littering-and_
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Reddit Exhibitionist t3ach3r77
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Reddit Exhibitionist tiny_aphrodite/
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BIG LACTATING TITS
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Blowjobs From the Future
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Tits By the Ocean
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Fuck By the Ocean
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Cam Girl in Glow in the Dark Paint FUCKS HERSELF
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AMateur Couple Gets CAUGHT
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Two Girls Paint Naked
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CLIT RUBBER
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Monster Tits Pics a Fight
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What’s Under the Towel
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The Purge….
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ALina Shows Off her Big Tits
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Some Busty Brunette
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Toy in the Ass in Bed…Romance
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Hot Pale Chicks
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Pussy Play
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Kitting the Perfect Woman
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She’s on ALL FOURS
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AMazing Naked Chick
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2019

Feb

Strategically Timed Gisele Smut of the Day

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Here’s some Gisele showing off where her dick once was before the tape job, in some sexual position you know Tom Brady likes to ride her cock like the bitch he is….pretending she’s a woman, cuz she pulled that whole model thing…when we all know that Victoria’s Secret obsession with brazil was Sex Tourism and trannies….

Perfectly timed, to ride that Tom Brady Hype…and whether you’re a Patriot fan or not, you know that fucker is annoying, paid too much and it’ll be nice to see him fucking lose…

So here’s his wife and “mother” to his children cashing in, riding that wave…for their kids’ future or some shit.

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen|SFW

2019

Feb

Hayden Panettiere Nipples in a Tube Top of the Day

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I remember a time when this would have been a huge fucking deal. She was just that famous. She was one of these fetishes to people. One of the celebs who people just thought was the hottest…..while all I saw was a midget with midget limbs and a thick neck…who only existed because her parents were soap stars that sold her off to the industry…literally…there was a time when she was in the center of a pedophile sex ring where the mom’s friends would pay to fuck her…but that was a rumor…it went no where…and she just continued her acting on not very important shows, marrying a terrifying and huge boxer that would split her weathered young vagina in two every time they attempted their weird circus sex…with creepy level of size difference…then she went to rehab for whatever addiction she had…and here she is now…NIPPLES ON…

This would have been fucking huge…

But no one cares. Thanks Instagram for ruining the excitement of the nipple…something I’ll always been excited by…even if no one else cares…

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Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2019

Feb

Kristen Stewart Full Tit of the Day

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Lesbian Kristen Stewart is out there with her tit out…because I guess she’s that kind of lesbian, who’s not quite a lesbian at all, she just plays one in the media cuz it’s good for business, it’s good for a storyline, it makes an uninteresting girl more intereesting to the people, it allows her to get cliche lesbian haircuts and hang with other fake lesbians like the VS model she used to fist, scissor and cuddle…who she learned good strategy from at least based on this outfit and her tit…a tit far bigger than I expected it to be…

Girls will be girls whether they are self involved narcissists who masturbate together, showing each other their hot chick bodies naked on their piles of money, renouncing the devil dick, or all dick cuz it is the devil…they still want to walk around tits out for us to see and that is kind of them…the attention seeking I appreciate.

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2019

Feb

Lily Rose Depp Bikini of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is hot….

I don’t need to write anymore about it, because we are an era of scroll double tap – scroll double tap….ass…double tap….damn I wish I could tap…that…ass…scroll double tap…

That’s how our brains function, we are basically all data entry workers, doing the worst job, for free…

If I sit at a computer in 1990, and scroll through piles of bullshit, and double click what I liked…I’d have lasted 20 minutes…

But now people do it all day, for free, for Zuckerberg…his little data entry team he doesn’t pay….brilliant business plan really…FREE LABOR…you’re all fucking slaves…

I also would write more, but I saw a dude post a pic of a breast feeding mom with huge tits out at a restaurant and a pair of shoes on the table, he baited the idiots with a short paragraph about how disgusted he was, it was literally three sentences long…the punchline “how could someone put their shoes on the table”…and people went mental thinking he was hating on moms pulling their tits out…people can’t vn read three sentences to get a joke…so I assume no one is reading this right now…so fuck you…

LIly Rose Depp, a proper rich kid ,who deserves all the fame and fortune coming her way, rocking out at her Private Island in the Bahamas – thanks Daddy.

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2019

Feb

Kourtney Kardashian 100 Year Old Nipples of the Day

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I can’t tell if there are nipples or just bra – but I can tell you that all things Kardashian have always been and will remain totally fucking disgusting…

From their lack of talent, to the grotesque nature of fame whoring, money grubbers, doing anything for a dollar…claiming to have created the influencer…because brands would throw money at them thinking they were current, or what the world wanted, or what people were legitimately into…when they were just fucking hustling the instagrram platform and getting rich in the process…

Companies should be fucking held accountable for creating these pics, for celebrating these pigs and for all women everywhere injecting their faces to look like these pigs….they aren’t hot, they aren’t interesting…they just know how to game you idiots…and they won….

FUck them all.

Here she is in some tight leggings still not hot