DrunkenStepFather.com - I'll Make You Famous…

2019

28

Jan

Lucy Hale Tits of the Day

The best thing about travel content on social media is the tits…

It’s the one thing that I really think allowed Facebook to work. It gave us a venue or opportunity to see people we always wanted to see in bikinis…in Bikinis…it was like being invited to this exclusive club, since people make their shit public, allowing everyone you knew the first and last name of to be seen in a bikini pic…because no women, at least none that I know would go on vacation without taking at least one postable bikini pic…obviously the concept evolved to so many bikini pics everywhere…but for someone who remembers a life before social media….I remember not seeing everyone an anyone I knew the first and last name of in bikinis and really life was a less exciting place because of it….

This Lucy Hale is some bullshit who gets cast in a lot of bullshi because she’s famous and has followers…but I’m just here for the vacation tits…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Lucy Hale|SFW

2019

28

Jan

Miley Cyrus Braless of the Day

No Comments »

The only thing I know that is going on in the Cyrus House…is that the brother, who is not officially Billy Ray’s son, but was adopted by Billy Ray when he pulled Trish Cyrus out of her cocktail waitress job / stripper job she was working when she had Miley with him…forcing to take him and his money to take on her bullshit…and I guess like all good country Christians do…he did the right thing…cuz he could afford it…

Either way, the brother who has close to a million followers of his own, choked out his girlfriend and her trashy insta tits….

While Miley played the wholesome Miley she is now that she’s married and not on tour or on aggressive promotions….culturally appropriating the instagram weirdos to be like them, to be their idol…to show us all her pussy again…

Fuck MAGA…it’s about MAKE MILEY SHOW US HER PUSSY AGAIN….

I should make that shirt….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2019

28

Jan

Alicia Davis Rugged Hipster Titty Photoshoot of the Day

No Comments »

this is a rough shoot of modele ALICIA DAVIS … just a little too raw and real…with a titty bruise from rough young person sex they learned in the pornos they are addicted to….unshowered looking, tits everywhere, unfit but skinny bodies, hot but in a crackhead kind of way…it’s a look…..a look that we can all collectively jerk off to

I don’t know anything about Alicia Davis, but I like that I can see her outter pussy lips cuz her panties aren’t quit big enough – it makes for a good time…this is what I consider a good time…my life uneventful…I don’t leave my shitty mould infested house…so this is how I get entertained…

Posted in:Uncategorized

2019

28

Jan

Bambi Northwood-Blyth Titties of the Day

No Comments »

Bambi Northwood-Blyth blocked me on social media many years ago, back when she was the young hot girlfriend of some Australian fashion tycoon from some jeans company called Tsubi that all the hot bitches were wearing at the time…making him a lot of money, but when you think about it, he was probably rich to begin with…poor people don’t just start fashion brands that work…but who cares..

She was like 12 at the time, he was like 40, but being rich and successful always leads to LOVE with any and all aspiring models trying to sleep their way to the top…especially when you work in fashion…

She was constantly showing titties then, and she is showing some titties now, only no linger 12, she’s pushing 40, or her Eyebrows are…however they were bush back then…either way….tits.

Posted in:Bambi Northwood-Blyth

2019

28

Jan

Demi Rose Mawby Escort Photoshoot of the Day

No Comments »

Demi Rose Mawby is out there producing some epic, well thought out, some may say innovative, original, artistic and incredible art…in the form of staged paparazzi pics to get herself into Daily Mail…which I guess is everyone’s goal..when they are a sex worker trying to get sold to Dubai where the pay days are high..

She’s a bootleg Kardashian from the UK, who basically does nothing but look like a doughy muppet, and I guess that alone is pretty fucking lucrative when you have all the followers…the key to life, existence, relevance, monetization is followers…

I am the only person who once had an audience who was unable to monetize those followers…

I did it for the love man…for the love.

Heree’s her thong of the day

Demi Rose Mawby, the prostitute who started with the ghetto group of escorts Tazs Angels, here in TULUM doing a photoshoot for her new backpages listing I assume..

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Demi Rose|SFW

2019

28

Jan

Couple Fucking in Public Under a Blanket and Other Videos of the Day

No Comments »

Elephant and Bikini Girl…

Armed Robber – Pulls Gun on Cop – Works Out Great for Him

Naked Woman VS CAR of the Day

Snake with Hands…Evolution

Hot Bride of the Day

pSycho Throws Kid off the Third Floor

Man Gets Head Butted

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

28

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

No Comments »

Starbucks for President…because they haven’t ruined the planet…

The interesting thing about the Presidency, is that the people running for Presidency aren’t at the top of their career, but usually retiring from their career, and jumping into the political world as a hobby to keep their billionaire minds busy….

It is never anyone at the prime of their lives…and maybe that’s why you all fight about dumb shit…

Politics everywhere on the social media channels…girls fighting over abortion or not, in a who the fuck cares, or the Pedoing of PizzaGate…by people in churches that run the biggest PEDO RING…hating the queers and the trannies for being weirdos…but not following any of the other bible rings…you’re all fucking nuts….

And here are some morning steplinks and noon..

Trace Cyrus Choking his Girl in her Lingerie
CLICK HERE

CURVES!
CLICK HERE

Van Uses Brakes Dude Doesn’t
CLICK HERE

Gay FL
CLICK HERE

Sylvie MEIS Bikini Gallery
CLICK HERE

The Game on Fucking Kim K….
CLICK HERE

Hot Amateur Tits
CLICK HERE

Marble Olympics is a Thing…
CLICK HERE

Dino Snow Removal
CLICK HERE

Miley Cyrus on her Tattoos
CLICK HERE

Clever Cat Trying to Get Food
CLICK HERE

Military Chopper Refueling
CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepLINKS

2019

26

Jan

Bella Thorne’s Nipple Ring on a Saturday of the DAy

No Comments »

When you’ve got fake tits, and a face injected face, like some kind of sex worker, who is likely as broken as a sex worker thanks to her childhood trauma, molestation and a mom who whores
her out…only you’ve been lucky enough to break that porn life and do that pop life thanks to Disney and Social Media…you sometimes need to post up your nipple ring in a sheer shirt for attention, you have momentum to maintain and merchandise to sell….you only got one shot or some shit…so flash them nip ring but not in a blatantly obvious way, just keep it clothed and casual – you know.

Posted in:Bella Thorne

2019

25

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

No Comments »

I don’t do political commentary because I don’t care. I know that the president won thanks to social media marketing. He is a reality TV star..that’s the world we live in. The FYRE festival of politicians….but I don’t care about whether people like him or hate him…or seeing people identify with one party or the other…because I generally think everyone is a fucking idiot…and I’m Canadian so it’s your problem not mine…but when a grown, young enough dude makes comments that abortion should be illegal…because it is life..and when you’re in that deep and irresponsible you should pay for the consequences…I get confused…like that’s not dude speak…

It’s like be your republican, alt right, believe in all the silly rhetoric that the parties use to loop in idiots…but we can all agree…abortion shouldn’t just be legal…it should be mandatory unless you past a fucking test…

That said….your preception is not my reality and my perception is that skinny girls are easier to fist becaus they don’t have fat, visceral fat, pushing their pussy tight…it sort of just sits there with a gape.

The weekend is for fisting girls…unless you believe in abortion (and you should)…in which case…come in them.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Angelina Jolie Selling Treats in Dog Parks with her Trans Children
CLICK HERE

Girl Kicked Out of Sorority for Blackface
CLICK HERE

Gold Digger of the Day…Makes me Laugh.
CLICK HERE

India Eisley – Hard Nipples
CLICK HERE

Noah Cyrus Pokies
CLICK HERE

Eiza Gonzalez – Hottest Pics
CLICK HERE

Kevin Garnett’s AUstin River Stories
CLICK HERE

Cat in Sunglasses
CLICK HERE

Madison Beer – Cleavage
CLICK HERE

Bryan Singer Gets Work – Despite Rape
CLICK HERE

WEEZER IS BACK – VIRGINS CARE
CLICK HERE

J.Lo Cameltoe
CLICK HERE

Cops VS Jaywalkers – Hilarious
CLICK HERE

Tractor Trailer Ramp Fail
CLICK HERE

The Fiji Water Girl Does Fitness Now that She’s got an Acting Job
CLICK HERE

Kanye West Sued for Not Paying a Company
CLICK HERE

Best Reason to Get Banned from Walmart
CLICK HERE

Can Trapped Under RV
CLICK HERE

Disney Offers Creepy Makeovers
CLICK HERE

Panty Flash of the Day
CLICK HERE

DMX Free!
CLICK HERE

Erratic Driver Crashed into Hill
CLICK HERE

Wedding Pics to Jerk off To of the Day
CLICK HERE

Booby Trapped Meth House
CLICK HERE

400k Watch
CLICK HERE

Car Fire
CLICK HERE

Local News Fail – She So Pale
CLICK HERE

The House Where Lucy Liu Fucks
CLICK HERE

Pretty Girls
CLICK HERE

Man VS Escalator
CLICK HERE

Wedding Photos for you to Jack Off To
CLICK HERE

===============
From the Forum

===============

Amy Smart Legs…
CLICK HERE

Fat Tit Rita Ora – Shoe Porn
CLICK HERE

Jessica Szohr Legs
CLICK HERE

Young Actor – Hard Nips
CLICK HERE

Peyton Roi List
CLICK HERE

Party Girl Stella Maxwell
CLICK HERE

Kate Beckinsale Legs…
CLICK HERE

Gal Gadot – Bra Top
CLICK HERE

Charlotte McKinney – Skinny
CLICK HERE

Dita Von Teese Titties
CLICK HERE

Bailee Madison Cleavage
CLICK HERE

Uma Thurman Fat Tits
CLICK HERE

===============
From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
===============

Tumblr Porn Gets Great Ads
CLICK HERE

Reddit Exhibitionit!!! Has a Great Name
CLICK HERE

Guy Uses Vibrator App on his GF in Public…
CLICK HERE

Really Huge Tits on tis Amateur Anal Star
CLICK HERE

Girl Inserting a Dog Toy in her Ass
CLICK HERE

Japan is Lying to Us with this Porn Scene
CLICK HERE

Throwback Jen McCarthy Nudes
CLICK HERE

Margo Monty – Hot Naked Reddit Amateur
CLICK HERE

I wonder went wrong in her life…
CLICK HERE

Katee Life’s Got Tits – Huge Tits..
CLICK HERE

Hot Naked Babe with Rocking Tits on a Boat – I like this one
CLICK HERE

Naked Chick Sandra Choi…
CLICK HERE

Squirt Machine
CLICK HERE

Girl With Flexibility Skills You’ll LOve
CLICK HERE

Dildo Demo
CLICK HERE

Couple Do Coke when Fucking….Classy
CLICK HERE

Slimy as Fuck
CLICK HERE

Girl and her Throat Abuse
CLICK HERE

Worst Deepthroat Lesson
CLICK HERE

Li Moon is Fucking Hot
CLICK HERE

Cam Girl Meltdown
CLICK HERE

I am scared of this Science Experiment
CLICK HERE

Megan Samperi – Hot and Naked
CLICK HERE

Girl Beats Dude Up for Saying her Pussy is Stinky
CLICK HERE

Heavy Cheseted Amateur Nude Dance
CLICK HERE

Spread VAG!
CLICK HERE

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

More Great Links Here….
CLICK HERE

///////////////////////////////////////////

FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA:
INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | SNAPCHAT

SUPPORT ME ON PATREON HELP ME MAKE THIS SITE BETTER
CLICK HERE

Follow My SFW CAM GIRL Youtube Channel
CLICK HERE

///////////////////////////////////////////

———————————-
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:stepLINKS

2019

25

Jan

Rosamund Pike Naked Fucking on Camera of the Day

No Comments »

Rosamund Pike is some 40 year old actress I don’t find very hot, maybe because she’s 39 years old and that grosses me out. That pre-menopausal shit not hot even if it means you can cum in a bitch without fear of breeding…not that you cum in a bitch…and would if you could because knocking up a bitch would make you feel less alone…after an entire life of sadness and just wanting a woman to ask you to knock her up…yet even the most desperate to breed chose someone else to breed with…poor you….

She’s in a sex scene, the reason I used to rent movies was for the sex scenes, so luckily, thanks to the internet, I dont need to watch all the bullshit and can get straight to the tits…

Apparently, she was hot at one point in her life…and cast as a Bond girl…so you weirdos probably like her. You like everyone.