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2018

20

Dec

Ali Michael Weird Shoot of the Day

Texan Ali Michael, who has been in the model game since she was 15, and who has been a New York hipster model since 2008, probably realizes that she had a pretty good run early on in her career, but then went “too cool” after being diagnosed Bulimic, where she just did hipster nude shit all day, pretty much doing the whole instagram naked chick thing before instagram even existed…what an innovator…

She’s pushing 30 if she’s not already 30 still doing the same tricks because she didn’t sell out to the man, even though her whole act of too cool for school is some poser try hard shit…and the real clever girl getting naked is the one who is already rich as fuck by 30 so she can spend her time doing things she likes, like breeding, or cooking, or shopping…or making arts and crafts…I don’t know what girls do…I just know this one should pivot the nudity quick and cash out…even though we all know she’ll be fine with her rich sperm she got filled with.

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2018

20

Dec

Jenny McCarthy Sloppy Old Tits of the Day

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It’s always fun to see how shitty breast implants that made one of the most annoying characters famous….age…because girl is fucking old and those tits are looking fucking weird…but not too weird for Donnie from NKOTB, something she probably used to masturbate in the bath as a teen girl with the shower head as these groupie girls do, now living that dream on her pile of money from being one of the most annoying characters the 90s or early 2000s shat out…but at least she got her start doing playboy, I find that always grounds success…like whenever I see Charlize Theron or other whores who took Playboy coverage mainstream make it in the mainstream…I feel good about it…knowing it took some whoring to get here but they got here….except for Jenny McCarthy because I remember those screams and sounds she used to make in her horrible comedy that overpowered her willingness to show tit…..but as it turns out…tits can overcome all.

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2018

20

Dec

Hilary Duff Mom Ass in Jeans of the Day

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Jesus Christ Hilary Duff’s got a fat ass….I guess she’s trying to do that whole 30+ content for women like her who have seen their metabolism slow down, but their love of carbs and sugary treats go up…..leading to whatever the fuck we are looking at here…..

I get that the Dad Bod is a thing, because girls have daddy issues and want to feel the love they never felt from their dad, all while fucking older richer dudes than them, you know to be taken care of….where as the Mom Bod…is not hot. Nothing dudes want to jerk off to, or be a part of, even those of us who like some fat ass and fat thighs sometimes, we prefer them on instagram girls who look like they use too much photoshop but really are just getting the fat sucked out of their stomach into their ass like they should..

This natural thickness may be hot to some of you fucking weirdo Hilary Duff fans…so take take it all in, like she takes in that creampie…making the babies that turn her body to whatever the fuck this kind of MUSH is.

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2018

20

Dec

Courtney Stodden Pussy for Instagram of the Day

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Courtney Stodden posted some shit to instagram….but at least she is well aware of what she’s about, what her place in the world is, who she is, what the core of her soul and public image is…and that is some kind of sex worker, sexualizing herself…after finding a way to make herself famous as the child bride to an actor no one ever gave a shit about…getting her reality shows, brand deals, tabloid coverage so that now she can continue her fame arc as it plummets to irrelevance…cuz we’ve seen all she has to offer and she’s just getting older and older and fatter…but the clown tits stay the same age and I guess on the decline she’ll want to showcase those as much as she can cuz they are fun.

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2018

20

Dec

Kaylee Killion Naked of the Day

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Here’s Kaylee Killion getting naked for Instagram to get attention and noticed because she’s not all that hot, so she’s gotta put that effort into getting herself out there, to make up for what she doesn’t naturally have….

It’s like all these instagram girls are fucking trolls, a variation of a troll, trying to get noticed half naked, cuz that’s what they are good for…body parts…not a sum of their parts…but the asshole, or the nipple…or whatever…but the package deal as a whole is what you’d expect it to be…not worth the 5 dollars you spend a month on their patreon to see their butthole….but it’s only 5 bucks, bitch clearly needs.

Kaylee Killion….nipples in underwear for some bullshit…not important…not special..creative or interesting…but on the internet for all to partake in…

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2018

20

Dec

Committed Panty Thief and Other Videos of the Day

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Vietnamese Nudist

Dude Killed by a Stray Bullet at a Christmas Party – Weird

Retired Marine Stops Armed Robbery

Wife Gets Caught Cheating

One Dude VS Many – Fight

Clever Robber of the Day

Loser Stabs and Kills a Homeless Dude….If you Know Him Let Him Know He’s in trouble

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2018

20

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The problem with not having a real job is that I don’t get to go to any Christmas holidays. No one ever invites me over for some fucking eggnog and cookies….there’s no drunk co-workers to convince to show me their pussy in the bathroom after one too many carols have been sung….which is really what the holiday spirit is about…being with the people you spend all your time with – on a social level so that you can convince them to show you their twat….which you can’t do at the office….

But I do wonder how boring Office christmas parties are now that everyone is so uptight, this whole MeToo shit, people losing their careers over nothing, makes it hard to get drunk and grab the secretary who isn’t even called the secretary because that is derogatory tits…

So I guess getting drunk and passing out in my own piss watching Christmas movies as my liver cries for help isn’t all that bad…since there’s no such thing as fun anymore…

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Paris Hilton Keeping her 2 Million Dollar Engagement Ring
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Lesbian Pokies
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Google Home Won with this Ad
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Ridiculous House of the Day
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Home Alone Flip Book
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Too Racy for Instagram – LOL – WTF?
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Forklift Hacks
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Monkey Discovers Belly Button
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Kardashians are Shutting Down their Apps, but I am sure they will relaunch their apps under a better negotiated business deal…since they make 50 million off it a year, but only after splitting it with the people who built the app, which means they could be making 150 million each if they did it in house….fucking Kardasians…
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2018

19

Dec

Rachel McAdams Breast Pump Porn for Fashion of the Day

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I guess this is the most interesting thing that has happened in pop culture today…some Rachel McAdams breast pump erotica…because she had a kid in November, probably when this was shot, and because she’s a woman standing up for the rights of all mothers everywhere, the right to breast feed in public….for fashion…because this is for a fashion magazine…that I guess is overhyping this moment….and making a big deal out of pretty much nothing…but it’s the internet and the era is about that…clothing companies and Lena Dunham and other fat chicks making moves because they pretend to care about the issues people like to pretend to care about even though I know you are all full of shit…

I was never a fan of Rachel McAdams, she is Canadian, I haven’t met her at the Igloo party over some Beavertails after going out for a rip with my buds…I never saw the Notebook…so I’m just indifferent on the whole thing…

I am not entirely a breast milk fetishists, I haven’t ever drank breast milk, not even as a baby cuz my mother, the mexican Prostitute who died of AIDS wasn’t into that nurturing shit..But I am into watching moms breast feed in public, I mean any excuse to bust a titty out…right.

Doing it for fashion, as a political thing, is just dumb though…but the world is dumb so run with it…

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2018

19

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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The thing that annoy me today aren’t really that big of a deal, but they involve seeing mainstream ads next to TUMBLR Porn that is still on TUMBLR despite them saying no more porn, so mainstream ads alongside throat fucking pics…yet I get called a porn site and there’s no dick here…and I’ll end up getting my twitter deleted for sending the companies my findings – for being inappropriate….when they are the runs running ads on porn…assholes.

Then there’s the NY Daily News calling Weinstein Portly, not that I care about that fat fuck’s honor, but I don’t like selective rape jokes, or selective fat jokes, be consistent with your messaging…

Then there’s J.Law’s PR stunt of going to court to show her support for the girl Weinstein said he fucked J.Law before assaulting….because she doesn’t want people knowing she fucked herself her career….

Then there’s the whole Gingerbread Men not Gingerbread Gender Neutral thing that we shouldn’t even discuss….

The media so full of lies…fuck it all you fucking suck…

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Lily Rose Depp – Perky Whore Tits
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The Man Who Tried to Buy McDonald’s with Weed
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Dog Wants the Last of the Peannut Butter
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How to Finish a Floor
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As if Katie Holmes is Only 40
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They Are Re-booting your Favorite Show
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Lili Reinhart is Garbage
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The Stormy Daniels Bailout Plan
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Bro Breaks Bottle on His Head
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Football Fail
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Boehner is Writing a Memoir
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Dude Hold Suspect after He Stabbed Girlfriend to Death
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Angry Man VS Fat Passenger
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Young Blonde Masturbating
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The BEst Christmas Gift of the Year
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Is that a Snake in her Asshole?
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Slutty Miss Universe
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AMazing Naked Chick in the Mirror
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3 Naked Playboy Chicks
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Rough Sex Accident
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Reading Girls Flashing Tits
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2018

19

Dec

Christina Aguilera Getting her Tits Grabbed of the Day

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Christina Aguilera dressed like Madonna in some bullshit getting her fat tits cuz she’s fat grabbed..

I guess she’s gotta look to Madonna like she probably did when she was starting out as an icon, because Madonna, despite having very little talent had serious longevity in her career and at 73 years old is still something that looks better than most 73 year olds, even worth a fuck…

So Aguilera, the poptart near 40s has to look to that to see she could have a future, even though she hasn’t done shit in a decade but sit on her pile of money….because comparing herself to the youth, when she looks like she ate the youth….would just make her depressed, these rich people have little to distract themselves with and eventually need to deal with the fact that they are old, fat and gross….getting their tits grabbed….

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