Every time I challenge a girl to see how many of my fingers I can fit into their vaginas and assholes simultaneously…they always say no… I guess I should be less forward with the cashier at the grocery store…or the coffee shop…the only women who really talk to me…even though they just ask me for […]

I do it for the buttonhole pics…you know on the Fourth of July more than anything…and by IT I mean seduce women on tinder and trick them into sending me nudes by pretending I’m a 25 year old doctor with a private jet thanks to family money…cuz as it turns out…people are retards…. THE AMERICAN […]

I just saw a black kid around 10 with his cock out peeing in a front garden facing the street, like that racist lawn ornament…because I guess he is a recent import from some other country where they pee on front lawns in the middle of the street..LIKE you’re supposed to…. I heard two kids […]

It’s my dead mother’s birthday today and I’ve used that fact with at least 10 -25 girls to get them to send me pics of their butthole pics.. I figure girls are sensitive about that shit and I am a manipulative piece of shit who feels like I should use my mom’s premature death for […]

I had at least one person ask me if I was at Coachella this weekend. I am a 47 year old man with no money, who is obese and doesn’t leave the house. Not to mention, I hate people, and being around people, and music…fuck that shit. Why would I be at Coachella… Oh right, […]

It’s still my birthday, send nudes…of you or of every vagina you have ever known or that you come accross.. Thanks….for the well wishes. I’ll be at the strippers because I got drunk and passed out last night before getting to the strippers and birthday without strippers is like Pam Anderson without Hepatitis, or Lohan […]

I started out the day calling at least one girl a cunt…but to me…as a feminist…everyday is international Woman’s day for me – because I dedicate my life to Pussy…even when their twats are steaming I celebrate contributions women make to the world in the form of selfies, butt shots, nude shoots all perpuating the […]

You can never be too rich, too good looking, too successful, too happy, too busty, too funny, too generous, too nice to be around….. And most importantly, your pussy can never be too hairy…. I am a feminist when it comes to pussy hair, I want it all, huge pussy hair, everywhere, busting out of […]

Trying to convince girls from the internet to come visit you because you’re a serial killer – is harder than convincing them that you aren’t a serial killer…it’s like if you don’t tell them you’re a serial killer – they will think you’re a serial killer – but if you do tell them you’re a […]