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2023

05

Oct

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

People are asshole obsessed, especially small dicks on reddit, because it’s their only real selling point to women into anal.

It’s a “Hey, anal is so popular now, the media wants everyone into anal, they want anyone not into anal to be seen as a prude, so anal on the first date for everyone is the only way to live, so don’t use a big dick for that, that can make future shitting painful, use me, please use me, this is one thing I can do, PROMISE”…..

It’s clearly a conspiracy to spread parasites through feces, you know just climbing up your dick parasites to control your fucking mind while getting off in an ass you can’t get pregnant….if you’re not a fag already into that shit filled hole…

So here’s some asshole propaganda to keep pushing assholes…these ones are in thong, so they are wholesome, or at least modest assholes….who can’t help but be seen because they are victims to not enough fabric coverage!

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2023

05

Oct

Danielle Bregoli Bring Some Fake Titty of the Day

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Danielle Bregoli is the Dr Phil creation, who at 12 years old did some hood shit and demanded that he take it outside, so that they can brawl proper, because she’s not scared of no bald headed 7 foot tall billionaire scam who isn’t even a Doctor….

She’s gone on to accomplish a lot of incredible things, while still speaking like she’s doing some hood cosplay, you know in ebonics like she was from the projects, dropped out of school at 12, forced to whore herself to crack dealers from a young age, you know probably nothing she actually did, but it’s a persona from her rap music she’s committed to.

Well, she makes about 1 million dollars a month with content like this, showing off her fake tit and who really knows why anyone would subscribe, she’s hardly a compelling or inspiring fiture, and her tits and ass aren’t even great…but you know, there’s a lot of weirdos with credit cards on the internet, so that’s how that is.

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2023

05

Oct

Old Lady Brie Larson Show Some Tit of the Day

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Can you imagine living in a world where they actually convinced a huge amount of lonely, sad, pathetic dudes into thinking that Brie Larson, the boring, the weathered, the lame, the opportunistic try hard, who has been trying to get famous since she was 16, is some hot chick you should jerk off to in her super hero outfits…

I mean, dude, in every pic she posts, it’s like a mom at the school fair, or a teacher, or some semi retired recent granny who works at the bank…all fucking tanned from the fluorescent lights after a career of soul sucking time wasting for a pension.

If you want to know why Hollywood is dead, it’s in part because of the woke, genderless, embarrassing, rich kids who can afford to move to LA to become writers, narrating the shitty content we consume….but more important, it’s the low grade pussy they present to us as “heart throbs” they use in movies, that WE JUST CAN’T buy into, thanks to having a fucking brain and eyes….

Save Brie Larson for the BLIND…make her the ACCESSIBILITY STARLET working the institution the retards live in for the retards…but for red blooded, normal enough men who still have testosterone. Do better.

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2023

05

Oct

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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For as long as I’ve known that tits are a fucking thing, the girls who have owned those tits already knew having tits was a fucking thing.

Meaning, the use of tits, whether in tight shirt or bathing suit was always a form of manipulating men…

Meaning, that for as long as I can remember, girls with great tits have been willing to show me their tits, usually in a flashing “you can’t have these hot tits” scenario. Even back in High School, there were girls EAGER to pull the tits out, to show the tits off. and to get what they want out of the tits, far before there was actual transactional relationships with the tits online.

Sure, it was a little more effort, negotiation, manipulation, but it would happen…and it was more fun that just subscribing to a set of tits on some website, but the fact is that girls with and even those without tits, know how to use the tits, how to flash the tits, how to be creative with their tits, because at their core, they want you to see the tits…so here are some titty drops…

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2023

05

Oct

Candice Swanepoel in Bikinis for her Brand of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is one of the hot models from Victoria’s Secret, before they wanted their angels to have various mutations and diseases, because why use hot chicks, since hot chicks offend ugly chicks who don’t even buy Victoria’s Secret because they are more into wearing diapers for their gaming, or men’s underwear for their social justice warrior fights on the internet that made Victoria’s Secret think there was a problem with hot models….

They mistook their dying brand with being outdated in the worst way, trying to modernize themselves in the worst way, by using pig bitches instead of just sticking to their fucking guns and making the VS model the prime pussy every other pussy wants to be, so they buy the cheap panties they sell them.

Anyway, Candice was one of the hot ones, the now flat chested cuz she took her implant out hot one, who has gone onto make her own brand, probably backed by Victoria’s Secret as a “golden parachute” or “retirement gift” after her forced retirement…and despite her being an old, mom of a few too many kids, her ass and long model legs still excite me, but I probably only like her because she’s South African white and South African white’s are known to be racist….

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2023

05

Oct

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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The amazing thing about these internet Tanlines is that you never know if the girl showing off her tanline is showing us a real tanline.

Is it an Augmented Reality filter, is it out of a jar, is it done in photoshop with some crafty digital art skills, is it the actual sun, that most people are brain washed into being scared of, or is it smeared feces….that you can’t actually smell but that were the perfect shade of brown to give the sick woman baiting us with her tanlines the looks she was going for.

We’ll never know.

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2023

05

Oct

Brianna Pinnix the Angry Racist Train Rider of the Day

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Brianna Pinnix is a 30 year old from New Jersey who is going viral because she went after a couple of white dudes on a train in the city, because they appeared to be from Germany and that pissed her off….she called them Dirty Immigrants and told them to go back tot heir own country.

I guess WHITE ON WHITE rage is real, but to think what would happen if she was doing this to some Mexicans, black folks, Muslims or Ukrainians….I can assure you…there would be riots.

She just got FIRED from her job because she drunkenly told German tourists in NYC to ‘get the fuck out of my country’ a sentiment many people have, but don’t say for inclusivity and diversity.

She obviously knew the Germans weren’t going to beat, rape or kill her, which is why she was so tough…..

But now I’m trying to find her NUDES and I think she’s deleted her instagam…..

I guess you should be happy that this white racism you see is getting people in trouble on a very minor level…

Now, where the nudes at bro?

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2023

05

Oct

Leni Klum Grabbing her Big Tit of the Day

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Either I’m an out of touch dinosaur, which I pretty much am because I never turned to social media for acceptance and reach, which in hindsight was pretty dumb and left a lot of potential money on the table, since people make a lot of money while being far dumber than me, but yeah…

Either I’m out of touch and posting content from August in October like some kind of psychopath…

Or I’m a modern ADHD motherfucker, who can’t focus on anything, and things from August seem like a lifetime ago, making me feel fucking nostalgic like your high school yearbook faps make you feel…..

Or I just like Leni Klum’s big eugenics nazi tit….

Here’s Heidi, the vagina that made her vagina:

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2023

04

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I came across a girl I used to know, we are talking 15 to 20 years ago, who was a gymnast with giant tits, I’m talking tits to big to be a gymnast sized tits, and I used to bug her consistently about doing nude modeling, or at least sending me nudes, because big tits on skinny gymnasts is hot when naked….my requests ignored, the exposing of Titty rejected, she’s a respectable rich kid with a family she can’t let down and even if she was an orphan she’d never be that kind of internet slut…you know the kind of wasted talent we used to see all the time because they were scared of producing nudes , regrets, shame, future selves being punished for current self’s cash grab….we’ve all been there….or known girls like that if your of a pre internet age….

Well, she has an onlyfans now, at 40 something years old, because doing it at 25 was crazy, so 45 while blown out and expired is ok…late blooming in the worst way…according to her profile she does lingerie and feet pics for Random’s to jerk off to…selling smut for Random’s to masturbate to her like a virtual hooker…but still doesn’t bring out the tits..like there’s a wholesome side of being a pornographer….

The good news is the tits will eventually be unleashed, clearly she’s got a price now that she’s accepted her whoredom…but where was that energy 20 years ago when it actually would have meant something…social media trend following follower fuck!!

It’s almost as crazy as the tranny couple I saw, two dudes, living life as two very ugly and masculine chicks who play too many Videogames and watched Harry Potter one too many times….in a relationship with each other potentially calling themselves lesbians as they fuck each other up the ass and Cum on their fat nerd estrogen without estrogen supplementation Titty!

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Bri Teresi Brings the Bikini to the Golf Swing!
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Lady Gaga’s Makeup Hacks!
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Bull Sends Him To Another Planet! (GIF)
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Jamaican Party
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27 People Definitely Having A Shittier Day Than You
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Taking A Look At Why Pearl Lobsters Are So Expensive
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Sofia Vergara Snaps From the Tub!
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Debbie St. Pierre Shows Off on a Balcony!
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3 Card Tricks That Are Easy Enough To Be Learned In Under 5 Minutes
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6’10 AI Basketball-Playing Robot Is A True Master
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Olga Obumova Modeling See Through Underwear!
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Compilation Of Failed Airplane Takeoffs
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Weeeee (GIF)
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5 Unwritten Bathroom Laws Every Man Should Know
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Zendaya’s Low Cut Look!
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Paige Spiranac’s Provocative Nurse Look: An Unforgettable Display of Boobs and Ass!
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33 Cool Tricks That Will Surely Blow Your Mind
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NFL Cheerleader Berkleigh Wright is a Model!
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Madisyn Shipman a Child Star Turned Playboy Model Doesn’t Do Pee Fetishes!
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Man Pranks People By Taking Food From Random Strangers
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Nelly Furtado Wears Skims!
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Man Feeds Himself A 5-Course Meal Using A Conveyor Belt
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38 Hot Girls In Lingerie
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When You Have The Misfortune Of Running Into A Group Of Idiots
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Zendaya Nip Slip at Paris Fashion Week!
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She Thought The Cat Spoke (GIF)
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Dad With Fast Reflexes Catches His Baby Falling From The Bed
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Crazy Tech Shit XX!X
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Lacey Jane Brown Offends the World with her Hot Shirt!
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Cool Experiment Featuring Lighting Fireworks Underground
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John Hawkins: Why Newspapers Are Destined to Die
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Millie Bobby Brown’s Nipple Moment!
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Barely-There Bikini Madness: Gabby Epstein’s Bodacious Assets Steal the Show!
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Lift Dumbbells To Win $1000!
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Looking At 18 Adorable Yet Deadly Baby Cobras
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Cardi B Gets Down in The Kitchen!
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Aaron Rodgers Calls Travis Kelce “Mr Pfizer”!
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Instagram Of The Day: DEKOTA_THOMPSON
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Katy Perry … on her knees !
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Man Gets Stuck Inside A Plastic Molding Machine
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Tana Mongeau and Sky Bri Link Up!
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Nascar Fight Ends with Fines!
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Penelope Cruz – Chanel show during Paris Fashion Week
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Victoria Justice – Rachel Zoe & Jennifer Meyer Fall Gathering
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Olivia Rodrigo – The Drop: OR at The Grammy Museum in Los Angeles
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Jennette McCurdy – The Future of Audiobooks Event with Spotify in New York
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Florence Pugh – Arriving in London
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Anne Hathaway – She Came To Me screening in New York City
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Addison Rae – TikTok beyotch getting party supplies in Encino
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Paris Hilton & Nicki Hilton – Balenciaga show in Paris
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Candice Swanepoel – Not showing her puss in Puss Puss Volume 18
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AmateurR Meat: ELLIE PS
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Sammy Braddy Drops a Bra!
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Why on earth would you let a zombie suck your cock?
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Baby Got Back
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Alyx Star Paying With Her Titties!
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Skylar Grey in a Pink Lace Dress!
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Asian Sexy Time
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Fishnet Dildo Time!
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Slimthick Vic is a Big Ass Football MILF!
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First Date in Moscow?
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Come onnnnn Titty! (GIF)
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Core Workout (GIF)
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Ana de Armas – completely transparent top in the first episode of Hispania La Leyenda
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Amateur Simply Irresistible Pussy
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Jiggle Titties (GIF)
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Rosie Huntington Whiteley in see thru outfit
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Stretched Out
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The Water Crisis
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Demi Rose Mawby’s Scandalous Nude Pics: Big Boobs and a Jaw-Dropping
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Zendaya Nip Slip at Paris Fashion Week!
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Big Wetness!
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Ashlyn Peaks Sudsy Boobs in the Shower!
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Dude Won At Life
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Center Of Attention (GIF
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The Fountain Of Youth
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24-year-old hottie brings her friend to her first porn casting
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Wand and a Face Sit!
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Nicole Coco Austin’s Scandalous Topless Bikini Photoshoot Unveiled!
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Valentine Cadic – briefly topless in Week-End Rate (2022 short)
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Kim Kardashian Big Booty Cartwheel!
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Amateur Her Skills Are Undeniably Impressive
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Hotter Than The Sun – Part 43
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2023

04

Oct

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Stay fit motherfuckers, or at least sexualize fit chicks because there is an attack on skinny girls, fit girls and I think we need to change that by collectively celebrating fitness.

Whether that means going to a gym and jerking off to girls, making sure you make eye contact so they know you are serious….possibly traumatizing them, making them emotionally eat through the trauma, never ending up in a gym again….making me think jerking off to girls who do fitness and publish content around their fitness for jerk off purposes, is more the route to take to celebrate the hotness that is fitness….

I know fit girls on the street in fit clothing is more my vibe than fat girls doing ETHNIC goth shit pretty much always and most will agree, so make fit chicks hot again, because this fake news, misinformation shit is distorting our reality and confusing boners, plus fit chicks have higher testosterone than you, and they come without the dicks, and ya’ll are into trannies now so that’s a good thing, a less gay thing….plus fit chicks can move furniture for you, wrestle you and win, fuck your fatness away with their athleticism….it’s a win across the board….

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