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2017

11

Sep

Elizabeth Turner Bikini of the Day

Elizabeth Turner is some aspiring instagram tits that I don’t think have really broke through in the modeling world, but that at one point in time were just graduated from some Ivy league school, the porn school, DUKE or some shit….and she started her hustle..with her big tits, and tall enough, All American looks, moving to LA, signing an Agency, and all that…desperate enough to email me or have someone email me to post on her…only to realize that was a bad idea and that she could do better…now in Hawaii doing Hawaiian things in a bikini…all busty…and All American..and I don’t find her that hot, she doesn’t blow me away, I don’t think she deserves real fame our success, but she’s got a lot of instagram followers and big tits and that’s all that matters in this world we live in…

Question…where is her sex tape? Her Nudes..this bikini shit is dull.

Posted in:Elizabeth Turner|SFW

2017

11

Sep

Nipples at the Harper’s Bazaar Icons Party of the Day

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It’s New York Fashion week, which means all these losers who think they are important come together for some bullshit, wearing silly outfits, feeling exclusive, perpetuating an industry of overpriced rags, that are made in factories, that people can’t afford, that increase our carbon footprint, and that distract from real issues….it’s idiotic…people paying thousands for pollution generating fabrics…ridiculous…

What the fuck is a “Fashion Icon” anyway…it’s bullshit…they call Kendall Jenner a Fashion ICON…fuck you FAKE NEWS…THIS SHIT DOESN’T MATTE…

BUT tits matter and tits happened at Harper’s Bazaar had an event that the theme was see through dresses – since bitches brought out the tits….

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Elsa Hosk…

Chelsea Leyland –

Leomie Anderson

Daphne Groeneveld

Carol Alt…

Anna Cleveland

VICTORIA JUSTICE ATTEMPTED THE SEE THROUGH – BUT WASN’T REALLY READY TO TAKE THE PLUNGE

And Adriana Lima….hid the nipples but brought the cleavage..

Same with Karlie Kloss….

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Posted in:Fashion Week|SFW

2017

11

Sep

Tara Reid’s New Movie of the Day

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Tara Reid and Dean Cain, who you may remember as “Superman”…are in the movie of their lifetimes…

It’s always nice to see what famous people from the past keeping busy…by starring in the worst possible movie ever and the fact that this movie even exists should make anyone who has ever thought “I want to make a movie” kill themselves for not making the movie…as clearly there are no real standards or requirements to fill the straight to Netflix / Amazon Prime market of “FEED PEOPLE MORE CRAP”…”people like hedgehogs, let’s make it a movie, you know with one who talks”…..

The name of this movie fucking kills me…and I bet…Tara Reid wins an Oscar for her role, at least she will think she did, thanks to being so medicated…right…RIGHT…right…

I love seeing things that were once so wonderful turn to such shit…I am talking to you Tara Reid…but I guess the amazing thing with her is that she’s managed to not die…when through her years of partying…she was expected to die…good times…

Posted in:SFW|Tara Reid

2017

11

Sep

Ashley Tisdale has Tit of the Day

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I don’t know where Ashley Tisdale got a tit from, but it sure makes her broken down plastic surgery face look a lot better, the wife and not yet a mother, who lied about her age for the sake of Disney not casting 26 year olds in High School musical movies that raped the souls of children everywhere, who is now in her mid 30s, still looks good from behind…and from the neck down, and really all women age like shit, the body is what matters…especially when you’re fuckin’ them from behind…so as much as I mocked her and her bad surgeries to look cute…I was always a believer in her fitness and her body being key to her success, relevance….future…faces just don’t matter..even when they are ugly….and Tisdale is the proof….I guess…I mean only her creepy fans actually care about her..but her body’s ok..and that is what matters..

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2017

11

Sep

Dude Jerking Off in Public and Other Videos of the Day

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Co-Workers Compare Breast Size…

Fuck Her Right in the Pussy on TV

Man Shits on the Street

Robbery Caught on Camera

Man Smuggling Drugs…

Old Man VS Woman VS Wife

Shake the Ding Dong…

Kid Stuck in Escalator

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

11

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It is the September 11th anniversary…and I spent September 11th eve mourning the terrible acts on America, possibly by America if you believe the conspiracies, which I don’t…and I got stuck sitting next to a dude on PERVERT’s ROW…the front seat on the stage next to the pole…who was trying to convince strippers to finger his ass until he busted/ a little prostate massage or milking because he felt like it was “grey area” and legal at the strip club, you know because he knew the law and says no sex, no masturbation, but it doesn’t say anything about prostate…

Needless to say…I changed seats…because when a dude talks that much about his asshole…you know it’s not going to end well for anyone..

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

Tara’s Reid’s New Movie has the BEST NAME EVER – OSCARS ON THE WAY
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KFC Chicken Supplier’s Daughter is a Lingerie Model / Designer..Trashcan Looking Bitch
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Person Takes of Hurricane in Key West Gets Taken Out by Hurricance in Key West
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IT Made over 100 million DOllars in the box Office this Weekend
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Escape During a Police Raid…
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Jonathan Rhys Meyers Relapses After his Wife Miscarries…ANY EXCUSE
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Hailey Baldwin Useless Baldwin Tits in Fashion Week
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132 Pound Guy VS 573 LBS Guy Fight
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The Michigan Beer Chair is Dumb as Fuck
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BIG CAT – Purrs and Meows
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Kendall and Kylie for Fashion Week
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Drone With Robotic Arms
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GET VAPES!
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2017

08

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I saw some Kylie Jenner looking girl in spandex pants, a hat and massive sunglasses like she was some kind of criminal, or celebrity, trying to stay undercover, but she was really just a mom with a lot of face injections who clearly likes too much cake, pushing her Uterus Droppings on their bikes doing mom duty, since being a mom is their retirement strategy….and staying hot keeps the payments / allowance coming in…

People ask me my favorite Mom Memory and I always say breast feeding….WHich is less offensive than “ripping her vagina open”….but for some reason still offensive to all..that’s why I don’t like talking to people, the drones, who just pay into a system that is flawed, and passively go through life, being fucked around by legal criminals…

IT is the weekend…I’ve said too much…this week…I must go into meditative drunken coma…SEE YA!

Here are some stepLINKS….

Grace Jones – Big Greasy Old Lady TIts
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Alicia Vikander as Tomb Raider
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Farrah Abraham Selling Used Panties for Charity
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Lucy Watson Bolt On Tits in a BRa
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Nina Dobrev – Fitness Erotica
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Princess Fergie Panty Flash
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Bella Thorne VS Bella Hadid
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I Think Katie Holmes is in a See Through Dress….
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Gigi Hadid – POKIES
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Jennifer Lawrence – Still Showing Tits
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Sophie Turner – Cleavage with her Dog
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People Like This Girl Getting Rocketed in a Bikini
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Gigi Hadid is Rattled and Mangled Faced
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Lucy Hale in a Dress – You Perverts
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Nipple Slip of the Day
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Lesbian Shailene Woodley on Being Strip Searched
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Chimp Twerk
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Guy Gets Cut in Half in Car Accident Prank
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Giant baby Looking over the Wall…
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Crazy Fire Suppression TEst
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Heidi Klum – Braless Tits
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Remember Lohan in a Red One Piece Bathign Suit…Hot
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Rihanna in Elle….
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Rihanna Promoting some Bullshit
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Subway Fight
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Kendall and Kylie Fashion Week
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Kendall Jenner in a Slutty Dress – Not Dead
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Some Movie Called JUNGLE’s Trailer
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Some Chick named Carmen Bicondova Lookin’ Good
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Emily Blunt’s TOilet
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The Unneccessary Bouncer…
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Amateur Slut of the Day
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Hot Big Tits
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Weirdest Masturbation Tool Ever
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Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…I am Watching it Right Now!
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Tank in a Fight
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Public Sex
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Slutty Selfies!
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Hot Tits on a Hammock
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Greek Slut Nipple
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25 Year Old Masturbator
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Topless Hasley
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Some Naked Chick
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Cheesy Nude Shoot
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Scissoring SLuts
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

08

Sep

Top 20 SFW Cam Girl Clips of the Week Part 5 of the Day

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It’s FRIDAY and you know what that means….my weekly round-up of SFW cam girls from MY FAVORITE SITE ….

I spent hours watching really hot fucking girls to really amazing NSFW things to find the beautiful safe for work moments that allow me to make YOUTUBE friendly compilations….

SO a lot of vagina, masturbation, tits, insertion, butt plug watching went into the making of this video….

You see, I find something beautiful and wonderful about these Cam sites, and that is that the girls get paid to broadcast their lives to a bunch of dudes watching them, and to keep men engaged they BFF them by doing fun, entertaining, creative, non sexual stuff to build up to the sexual stuff…and these girls make money…

So if you’re a girl, be a cam girl, if you’re a dude, watch cam girls as other dudes throw money at them, it’s hours and hours of entertainment…seriously…hours and hours….

VISIT MYFREECAMS FOR MORE CAM GIRLS
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Posted in:SFW|stepTV|Videos

2017

08

Sep

Bella Thorne Tits of the Day

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Bella Thorne TITS are a daily thing…bitch doesn’t shut up about her tits…whether they are real or fake tits are irrelevant…they are something she really puts a lot of value on..that she likes putting out there…and based on her attitude towards her tits…she’s like most chicks I know who get implants…you know showing them off like a new car…sure most girls I know with implants are strippers but you know what I mean….and showing them off is their job…but that’s not the point..

In terms of Bella Thorne, the face so jacked, the noise she makes so annoying, but the body so good, I don’t care to hate her and her scamming, it’s just the way of the world these days…you know…

VIDEOS?

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

08

Sep

Hilary Duff’s Thick Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Divorcee and Mom pushing 30 if she’s not already 30…billionaire…child star….turned whatever the fuck she is….jerked off to many perverts since she hit puberty…and still jerked off to by those same perverts who are just loyal to the cause and the pussy they once loved and watched grow up…because it feels like they have more of spiritual connection rather than just being disappointing and humiliating masturbation…and the whole thing…not so magical but pretty creepy…you know feeling like you know or connect to a chick you jerk off to in magazines…creepy….

But then there are people like me, who didn’t give a fuck about her then, but like her now, despite also not giving a fuck about her…just appreciating her thickness and the fact she’s horny and has likely taken on the whole hockey team primarily because she can…and because her husband was on the team and liked seeing his teammates erect and in women….he’s a billion rich kid…they are weird and have weird fetishes…watch FoxCatcher…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW