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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2017

Aug

Margot Robbie Possible Personal Pics of the Day

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Apparently these are some leaked images of Margot Robbie, one of the latest scams in Hollywood, that I guess isn’t really the latest scam in Hollywood, because dates kind of blur into each other and Wolf of Wall Street was probably 5 years ago, but I feel like it was last week…but recent or not…she’s still a scam.

These are the worst leaked images of anyone ever, they are her at the beach on vacation, like a typical facebook picture from the era when people would upload their whole trip, before they figured out POSING AND CURATION and things were just random, candid, human….

I would prefer spread vagina, especially considering that she made it in Hollywood for being the nude babe in Wolf of Wall Street, before getting cast in everything, because Hollywood is fucking lazy.

Knowing girl from Australia and by default is a slut…proven by being Australian…this is pretty disappointing…but she’s got lots of fans, and they probably really dig it..and I guess that’s good enough for me to post it.

I have very lazy posting guidelines…

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2017

Aug

Heather Graham’s Creeping Me Out of the Day

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Heather Graham who was once ROLLER GIRL..in BOOGIE NIGHTS…a big deal, all big breasted, thick bushed, and amazing…celebrated as one of the hottest actresses out there with a legendary body…

Well, now she is she’s old, looking like some kind of socially awkward virgin cat lady cashier from the drug store…or some kind of clerk who doesn’t deal with people…but is knee deep in spreadsheets everyday before going home alone to masturbate to weird porn and eat ice cream out of the tub before trying to find a husband on various dating apps….but still busty…because sometimes…when you take the unattractive and set it next to tits…you can power through it..

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2017

Aug

Anne Hathaway’s Rumored Leaked Pics of the Day

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The world hates on Anne Hathaway. They slaughter her for whatever reason. I generally like to do the opposite of what the world does, in terms of what they hate, it’s just an innate reaction I have, even as an adult, who is not trying to be “cool” in anyway, I just can’t help being turned off from what the masses are into…or not into..and I feel forced to embrace the opposite emotion…

Not that Anne Hathaway is really hated, she’s still a working actress getting paid, it’s just that everyone’s like “I hate that bitch, she’s got a face I want to punch”…while I’m like, I don’t think she deserved an Oscar for shaving her head, I don’t think she’s that riveting in any of the movies she’s in, but punching her in the face….I mean maybe with my balls…while trying to find my dick shaft…as it is burried…but not out of anger…out of…K-Fed hopes and dreams…get in with the rich famous bitch, sit by the pool for the rest of your life….

That said, these are apparently ‘Leaked Pics’, that are more likely her trying to be cool and edgy like all the other girls, or maybe she’s just into being topless…or maybe THEY aren’t even of her, I can’t tell because I don’t actually care…

But let’s just say, for the sake of not wanting to get sued that they aren’t her, and if you’re reading this post and see no images, than they were of her, and I suggest using google to find them, because the nudes never disappear, I just don’t want to get made an example of for posting shit I find on tumblr for you idiots I don’t actually give a fuck about.

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2017

Aug

Bella Thorne See Through of the Day

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Bella Thorne posted up this video of her doing a creeper dance in her see through bra that I guess you’d be able to see her nipples in if she wasn’t a ginger with transparent no contrast nipples…because of course she did.

She’s had more success, interest, love and support from anyone since she started putting out the slutty content with her injected faces…after years of trying to make it, and even having a Disney TV show, trained to crave attention, support, praise….while being coddled so that she keeps earning….she can now turn to the internet for that love, support, praise…and the more naked she gets, the more it comes in…

What a beautiful story.

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2017

Aug

Ariel Winter Naked in Bath Works Out with Sarah Hyland of the Day

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Ariel Winter, clearly a comedic actress, based on her workout videos, that I guess we should support and appreciate, because no one likes a fat chick, and when a fat chick, who isn’t quite fat yet thanks to being 18, and just has fat tits, fat ass, fat belly, obese in training, you know…takes on fitness because she’s in hollywood and needs to, I would never criticize her, because I don’t like fat chicks and believe that she has hope to lean out, get rid of that “baby fat” and look alright…

But will most likely be 300 pounds, this is just a lie but the good news is that will come with massive juicy tits I’ll still stare at, because I like massive juicy tits on fat chicks, and she’ll likely still get work, and her fans that watched her grow up will likely still jerk off to her…

In other news, she took a bath:

Her co-star, who is also weird looking in her own right, but for other reasons, like her bobble head that is too big for her body, that we can assume is caused by hormonal therapy her mom put her on to keep her youngish so that she can cast or remain playing the kid as long as she can, it pays more when you’re 18 and don’t need to follow union rules, but look 12….

She posted her workout pics in her panties or bikini bottoms – like some kind of trackstar because I guess the PR team wants workout content…

Posted in:Ariel Winter|Sarah Hyland|SFW

2017

Aug

Ireland Baldwin Tits of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin has found her skill set and she’s committed to the cause, at least I assume she is, because she’s blocked me on all social media as I guess I used to torment her early on in her career, back when her content was fluffy, beachy romance, before it got dark and broken, struggling to get a career as an edgy model, because she had the size to be a model, not that size matters, unless you’re any girl I’ve slept with, since we are in the era of the monster girls and the midgets being models…

That said, I still like to fixate on her being the recipient of her dad going nuts on her during his divorce to Kim Bassinger…and focusing on her riding their coattails, trying to make a name for herself, pretending to be just existing and that people are genuinely taking interest with her….even though…we’re just here for the tits..

I always think these celeb kids should do more with their lives, but they always just end up being useless, addict weirdos….but I’m still here for the tits.

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2017

Aug

Asian Tit Muscles and Other Videos of the Day

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Texas Robbery Fail

Las Vegas Police Shoot a Naked Man

Woman Asks Pastor for Bigger Boobs

Man Catches Snake with his Nose

Ghetto Chick Fight!

Woman Steals a TV

Woman Pulls Tits out at the Company Christmas Party

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Someone told me that they don’t like masturbating because it’s not real…

Everytime I’ve masturbated…it’s been pretty fucking real..

At least according to the mall security guard who kicked me out of the Victoria’s Secret….

YES….morning links.

Usher on the Fat as Fuck Chick WHo Claims He Gave her the Herp by Didn’t Give her the Herp But Could have given her the Herp when all she wanted was a Pizza
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Jumping Cars with Pogo Sticks
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Strange Sea Creatures
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Naked on the Balcony of the Day
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Lena Dunham Cleavage to Throw Up To
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Disney Hates Netflix
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Naked on the Tanning Bed
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Fergie in a Black Bikini
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Huge Ass of the Day
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2017

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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A hot attention girl I’ve been getting nudes from for a very long time reached out to me today to tell me she’s on her way to a photoshoot..

Typical behavior from a chick, they all fucking love photoshoots…

They love posing, they love being on camera, and based on Instagram, they love half naked…

I asked what the shoot was for or what is was about not that I care but you have to give people some feedback when they send you nudes sometimes.. and she said….her photographer is doing close up vagina pics for art…

Oh FOR ART….of course it is for art…what else would it be for…

That makes sense….

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David Letterman is Back for Netflix – Doing a 6 Episode Series – Because Netflix Pays
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Chloe Grace on Being Fat shamed
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Jumping Cars with a Pogo Stick
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Ariel Winter Nipples in a Wife beater
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Fat Ashley Graham Doing Pin Ups for New York Magazine
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Sinead O’Connor – Suicidal
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Jessica Simpson Lookin’ Hot
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Surfer VS Lifeguard
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Amber Heard and Elon Musk on their Breakup…
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Tori Spelling’s WTF Face and Cleavage
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5 Strange Sea Creatures
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Madelaine Petsch – Worth a Fuck
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Drawing on a SLOTH’s Stomach
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Leilani Dowding Nip Slip
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The Trailer for Darren Aronofsky’s Mother is Here…
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Mr Robot Season 3 Teaser
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Kate Beckinsale Looking HOT
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Kate Beckinsale Grabbing Chelsea Handler’s TITS
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Emma Roberts Hot in a Tight Outfit
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Farrah Abraham Big Tits are Magical
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Kendall Jenner – No TIP
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Kendall Jenner – Denies the No Tipping
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20,000 Glow in the Dark Dominos
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Hilary Duff – Hard Nipples
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Allison Brie Alleged NUDES
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The Miss Bum Bum Contestants
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Dog Playing Dead for More Playtime of the Day
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Hitachi Girl Won’t You Come Out Tonight
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Keisha Grey Tits
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Kendra Sunderland Back in the Library Naked
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Some Big Tits
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VR PORN
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Crazy Japanese Porn
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Squirting Her Brains Out
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Crazy Fit Ninja Girl
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2017

Aug

Ashley Tisdale’s Bikini Bottoms of the Day

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There was a time where I would make fun of Ashley Tisdale and her botched nose job – because she was being celebrated as the hottest girl according to the teen choice awards, and I figured it was because she one a game of rock paper scissors with the execs in the marketing department trying to decide which star of High School Musical they would make the winner through CORUPTUON…COLLUSION…RUSSIAN HACKING..

But I would always say “at least she’s got a fit body, because a fit body is better than an unfit body, and all women melt in the face as they expire, the body because more important to their overall existence”….

I spoke too soon, because despite being skinny, she’s looking soft in her bikini pics, and I guess that’s what happens when you get married and turn 40.

But at least she’s not Rihanna fat

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