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2017

12

Jun

Rosario Dawson Cocktease of the Day

Last week, Rosario Dawson’s legal team reported my site to google, even after I deleted her nude selfies that were leaked or posted to the internet – that I wasn’t even sure were of her – but I am now – because her legal team came after me…I got the final notice from them yesterday…

You know angry she’s an exhibitionist who gets naked in pics, like everyone else in the world, including me, like I’ll facetime a bitch my cock if she really wants it – why the fuck would I care…and I’m anonymous on the internet…this one is some coke party girl who recently found her dead cousin who was employed by her – because that’s how hard they go….someone who has been out there, naked or naked enough since she was 17….and she cares that I repost pics I found on tumblr…come on…

Then she goes out and snaps her toplessness with the hashtag free the nipple without showing…like a cocktease you know she is – because as an actress that’s what she does…but still…offensive…

Posted in:Rosario Dawson|SFW

2017

12

Jun

Kim Van der Laan Nipples for Glamour UK of the Day

Kim Van der Laan – is a model I don’t follow on INSTAGRAM , well I do now…because I have an addiction to following every single girl who has ever taken a slutty picture – but unfortunately, instagram caps you at 7500 people…and I can’t follow anymore sluts, but there are 100s of thousands of them out there and I want them all on my feed so that I can stare at their slutty pics…

This Kim Van der Laan character isn’t quite an instagram hooker, but she’s got tits in Glamour UK which is a fashion / porn mag and could be her big break…one you know she’s either masturbated to – or her friends for High School who always wanted to see her tits have masturbated to…and now you can masturbate to it too..

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2017

12

Jun

Amber Rose Bush for Instagram of the Day

Anything for attention with this one…gutter and disgusting stripper and rapper fucker Amber Rose is starting a new feminist movement about freeing the bush, which is a good thing, something I’ve been an advocate for for a long fucking time and that I know is now becoming a trend, because bush is hot, it’s easier to maintain than shaving, it’s more comfortable, and it’s time…

Now I don’t know how many other girls will start posting their bush, but I do know that we are living in a wonderful time where most girls have pubic hair, the decoration of their pussy, the accessory, that is so fucking sexy and I want my face in it…but not so much Amber Rose’s bush, she’s a vile pig who disgusts me…

But bush as a whole…on a hole….must be CELEBRATED…and posted on instagram for me to jerk off to…

I don’t know why these women think not shaving is a trophy, it’s just fucking lazy and amazing, it requires less work…and I don’t know why it’s a political agenda or protest that women feel the need to come together on as a group – but it’s hilarious that it is – it says alot about women and how easily influenced they are by each other to think shaving pussy is the way to life…crazy…

Posted in:Amber Rose

2017

12

Jun

Maitland Ward for Instagram of the Day

Maitland Ward writes me emails every time I say that a reader of the site sent me screenshots of a conversation he had with her – that she denies – despite me having the screen shots – where she offered to fuck him without a condom – I think anal sex was involved – I’d have to look – for $1000..

I don’t know why she’s upset I write about it, she denies it ever happned, but more importantly, the world is full of much cheaper escorts, sure they weren’t a 1990s fetish to people who watched Boy Meets world, and they don’t get written about on blogs, but 1000 dollars is good money….why be ashamed…

I do think Maitland Ward is funny, a good time, she puts herself out there and doesn’t give a fuck, with her 40 year old monster tits…and I dig what she does…so whether she fucks for money- something she denies aggressively…or not…I don’t want to rain on that parade because as much as I avoid posting her pics…some are just too good, in a WTF is going on kind of way – to ignore…

Posted in:Maitland Ward

2017

12

Jun

Frida Aasen – Bikini Model of the Day

Apparently, I follow everyone on social media, including this FRIDA Aasen chick…who I bet I’ve done posts on because all these models get naked and I like that shit…but that I don’t remember because there is too much noise out there…

Have I see her tits? Probably and I’m not even going to bother googling it because I already know it’s out there, as these feminists have won, they’ve taken the excitement out of nipples, by saturating my life with nipples, only the jokes on them, I still love nipples, there’s just so many out there I don’t need to track down these ones that were taken last month or longer…I can just look around and find NEW ones…that were taken this weekend…

Fresh titty content is my favorite…

Posted in:SFW

2017

12

Jun

Whitney Cummings on Vacation of the Day

Whitney Cummings is a Comedian…or is it Comedienne. I don’t really remmeber any of her jokes because Stand Up comedy rarely impresses me. Maybe it is because I am a joke snob and bitter that I can’t write jokes as popular or as easy to understand as these usually unattractive people talking their shit on stage…or maybe I don’t find it impressive to hear the same jokes over and over – as these people usually use the same jokes over and over – and the ones who are actually successful are the worst kind of person who thinks they are funny, and works so hard at it, making it not that funny at all..

Why can’t a naturally funny dude just get picked up promoted and exist, instead it’s these assholes who move to LA and practice in front of the mirror, telling the same joke over and over in his 30 minute set, you know to lock down that 30…and I just never laugh at the shit..

Whitney Cummings was an interesting specimen in the comedy space for a while, she was just this 8/10 type chick which is a good rating, a generous rating, but she was skinny with big tits making sex jokes and not a monster like Sarah Silverman…

Well, she ended up producing a handful of shows on TV, and made millions…so good for her…let her play in her bikini….all she wants…because she made it – all in just a few years..I think at one point she was Executive producer on 4 TV shows…

Now I still don’t like comedy, or funny girls, because I hate laughing and I hate jokes…but I like tits, bikini or not…so here they are…

Posted in:SFW

2017

12

Jun

Elsa Hosk is a Topless Hooker in Hooker Boots Hooking for Instagram Followers of the Day

It’s hard to hate a bitch who posts topless pics of herself on the internet – for the sake of posting topless pics of herself..

You know, maybe she’s a cunt who thinks her being topless is this wonderful thing, as dudes pay her lots of money for these tits, but they didn’t always, if anything she’s just a symbol of perseverance, a titty model who believed in her tits, and took them as far as she could before somehow being cast by Victoria’s Secret – validating all her titty love she had for her titty self…

But she’s still posting titty pics on the internet…and that overrides her shitty ego, because we don’t have to deal with Elsa Hosk…we just get to look at her hooker pics…hooker.

Posted in:SFW

2017

12

Jun

Katy Perry Ass Flash of the Day

Monster Katy Perry or Pig Katy Perry depending where you’re from – is as a general rule a bucket of sloppy bullshit, who buys her friends because she’s scammed the American people…into making her stupid fucking rich…

She’s never done anything overly sexual, at least not to me, because I don’t find her hot…and because she knows she’s not hot enough to carry it, but she has dabbled in sexual to be compelling enough as an “artist”…or whatever she calls her Disney Candy Coated, lame overrated self…and I would still K-Fed her because why not Hollywood this shit..

But she’s flashing her ass, her middle aged, very rich ass…and it’s not that exciting but it happened…and it’s not as bad as you’d expect…in a world of NUDITY everywhere…for attention…here’s some of that….there…

TO SEE SOME PICS OF HER COOKING IN A TIGHT DRESS –

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Posted in:SFW

2017

12

Jun

Bella Hadid Old Pic Hard Nipples to Celebrate Being Back in NYC of the Day

I prefer her fucking the air with her bikini jacked up her twat on her NYC balcony video

Bella Hadid wanted to let her stalkers know she’s back in NYC, you know so they park outside her house and take paparazzi pics of her for the media to pick up to help push her personal social media brand…

So she let the world know by posting a hard nipple, on what must be an implant tit, pixelated, low res throwback pic that she’s already posted, because why take an actual pic of an actual moment for an app called INSTA gram….filter / hair and make-up / filter…you know..the real issue is that I know this pic is old…what is wrong with me – and my life…

But luckily, I like hard nipples…and hopefully…her locating herself for the paparazzi and attention triggers her stalker who abducts her – teaches her a few lessons about living and the hardships one can face…you know to build some character..

Here’s her TRANNY video – looking trans in Paris as all these hookers do thanks to LIP injections and their BFF’s dad being TRANS..

Posted in:SFW

2017

12

Jun

Dude Dressed Like a Kardashian and Other Videos of the Day

Dude Takes a Piss of the Day

Hot Naked chick at the Western Wall

Naked Body Painted Weirdos

BMW Driver Threatens to Kill School Bush Driver

Dude Spends 30k to Become an Elf

Girlfriend Joins Fight

AMazing Sink Hole Video

Weird Car Accident of the Day

The Insane Rescue of Kala Brown

Man Tries to Kill his Ex Wife…Her New BF is a Real Hero

Baby Found in Garbage Bin

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