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2017

12

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It amazes me how few girls from Tinder get scared off when I say I am going to rape and kill them when we meet, they usually find it funny and exciting and send me a place and time to meet, which I usually don’t go to – because I assume it is a set up, but the times I have gone, I’ve not only had sex with the tinder – but they showed up…despite my rape and murder comments…because girls either want to be raped and murdered, it’s exciting and passionate, even romantic…or they are psychos who like risk….and adventure…or they know I’m full of shit because I barely like touching a human, let alone dismembering them to dispose of them…gross…also…you can’t rape when you can’t get erections..

Either way, girls are silly…

Trump is Selling his Vacation House for 28 Million
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Sara Jean Underwood Slutty Maid
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Shark Struggling in 3 Feet of Water
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Lea Michele SLutty in Canada
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Jessica Chastain Got Married
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Fast Worker – Super Human LEvel
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African Warlord Pranks Call of Duty Gamer
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Travis Scott Compares Kyle and Kendall Pussy
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The Dad Who’s Favorite Word is HUH
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Black Panther – Trailer
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I want this Fresh Prince Metal Cover To Die
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World’s Oldest Cigar Merchant!
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2017

09

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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If you want to fuck your sexts, or the girls you like on instagram who answer your messages, don’t spend a week trying to convince them that you’re a spam bot…but also don’t tell them your arguments about why murder should be legal, because the government shouldn’t control our morality, and it is natural instinct to kill…and to say you can’t kill is going against our natural instinct…and definitely don’t go into how you would dispose of the body, because even when you try to explain how disgusted you are of live humans, thus extra disgusted by dead humans….they’ll think you’re a weirdo.

That said…here are some stepLINKS….of the WEEKEND.

Amanda Bynes is Back
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Halle Berry – Toned Stomach
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Rhian Sugden’s Big Tits in a Bikini
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Hot Tub Time Machine Cast Get Their Own TV Show
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Tom Hardy’s Sweet Tribute to his Dog….I Hate Dog Deaths
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Kristen Stewart – Slutty and Braless Lesbian
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Steve Irwin’s Son is Doing the Steve Irwin
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Goats of the Day
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Slutty Cosplay
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Christie Brinkley – Old but Hot…
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Black Panther – Poster
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Bing Watching TV can Kill You
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Aaron Carter Has a Message for Terrorists
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Sandwich Bag – Firestarter
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Selena Gomez – Nipple
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Rope Free Climb of the Day
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Adrienne Bailon – Bathign SUit
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6 Foof Water Balloon Fail
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Caroline FLACK Nipple
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Thandie Newton Naked in West World
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Hidden Adult Jokes in Sponre Bob
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Olivia MUNN is a Slut
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World’s Largest Parkour Course
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Seinfeld VS Kesha
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Some Chick Named Halsey Midrifff
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Random Tumblr Porn
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Flashing the Pool Guy Fail
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Hot Slut of the Day
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Tessa Fowler – Big Tits
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Weird – Woman Driving Blowjob Insanity
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Hailey Baldwin – Maxim SLut
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Chick in a THong
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Amazing Tits…
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Slutty Chick on Cam of the Day
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Wet Chick of the Day
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SLUTS SLUTS SLUTS EVERYWHERE!
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SFW CAM GIRL CLIPS OF THE WEEK
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HOT SLUTTY IMAGES OF HOT SLUTTY GIRLS HOT
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2017

09

Jun

Bella Hadid Hard Nipples of the Day

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Bella Hadid has some great fucking tits.

Real or not doesn’t matter, because her existence is really some plastic, fabricated bullshit, that is working out for her…and is a bit of a joke to anyone watching on….you know so everything about her is some real bullshit…

But the tits, they are great.

HERE SHE IS FUCKING A SKATEBOARD…

Posted in:SFW

2017

09

Jun

Lottie Moss Bikini of the Day

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Lottie Moss is no Kate Moss…

I think these pictures prove it…

She can milk the last name….she can even get model jobs – because people who book this shit aren’t very creative, like the Moss association and don’t really care what she looks like…which in the even you don’t have eyes, is a typical college girl on spring break…which is probably what she is doing here, I mean if she bothered going to school, but why do that, you’re a Moss, ride the name…education is old school, dated, and something for the pre-instagram world…

Point being, anyone can model, just get in front of a camera, short chicks, fat chicks, all chicks….doesn’t mean they are Kate Moss…no matter how big of an angle that is…

Posted in:SFW

2017

09

Jun

Hailey Baldwin – Fashion Model in a One Piece of the day

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Hailey Baldwin got a modeling job….and she wore a one piece….and her youthful ass that has been fucked by Bieber when she was underage, because that’s his move…but more interestingly, but not interesting at all….she’s leveraged her last name, family contacts, LA house, and created whatever it is she is…the bootleg Jenner / Hadid, who is always with the Jenner / Hadids, but who isn’t as celebrated or hired as the Jenner / Hadids, but is sure as hell trying..

I am not offended by her ass in this one piece, I think it looks good…even if the rest of her is likely the fucking worst…

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2017

09

Jun

Bella Oelmann is Amazing of the Day

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What the world needs now more than ever – is another model from the internet named Bella.

This Bella is from Germany, she’s 20, and you can follow her HERE ….and you should follow her because she’s pretty fucking hot…

I don’t know or care what this is about…or if this shoot is really that great…but this BELLA…may not be a HADID OR A THORNE but she is wonderful….

This one seems to travel the world, living the model life of luxury with rich dudes, and most importantly, as a german, is into getting shit on…SHIT is all German people’s favorite – ever since they allowed that whole NAZI thing to happen…you know.. 80 years ago…they can’t admit to their other favorite thing….killing JEWISH people…I mean I’m just running off statistics here you know….

Posted in:Bella Oelmann|SFW

2017

09

Jun

Lindsey Vonn Has a Type of the Day

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Lindsey Vonn was fucking Tiger Woods for a while, even after his hooker loving, homewrecking scandal, because I guess she didn’t give a fuck, some girls don’t fear the hooker addiction – or abusive insanity…they just care about the level of how profile the person is – and / or the size of their black dick…at least I’ll assume it’s a black dick, because based on her new guy…she’s got a type..and that wouldn’t happen if he inherited his mother’s Asian dick..

I guess it’s a once you go black situation, living the American Olympian dream…but I just like when I see a skier chick trying to be sexy, in skirts and tight shirts, because I lived amongst skiers and they all had terrifying legs, solid muscle legs, and high testosterone, because when they go down that hill…they fucking fly down that hill…and for some reason…Vonn, the Olympian doesn’t seem to have that…I guess she hasn’t started training to win more for 2018 USA Olympic team dream, she’s too busy getting fucked…

I like to reduce Olympic skiing accomplishments to tits and the dick she puts in her pussy….

Posted in:SFW

2017

09

Jun

Lily-Rose Depp Hard Nipples at 18 of the Day

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I guess Lily-Rose Depp is now 18, which isn’t saying much because she’s one of those really rich celebrity kids – who has parents who think they are “artists”…a mom who lives in France, a dad who fucks and marries hookers and who is too into himself to really notice what his kid is up to, making me think she’s been on her own for years..and ultimately, I wouldn’t have minded being hired as the baby sitter or manny – because she’s pretty fucking perfect.

I am not a Johnny Depp fan, I don’t dislike him, so I’m not some creepy fan who wants to fuck his daughter because she is his daughter, I want to fuck his daughter because look at her…she’s perfect.

Now I know she probably has a really shitty attitude, is spoiled, daddy issues, annoying – thanks to being a celeb daughter…but look at her…she’s perfect..and that overrides EVERYTHING…

I’m a fan..

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2017

09

Jun

Selena Gomez – Braless of the Day

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Pervert Selena Gomez fans are all excited in her space outfit from a 1960s Sci/fi movie….because you can see her perky little implant…

But all I see is a midget with no ass…like how the fuck does a black dude get down with this midget with no ass…when ass is what makes the world go round…

Like any bitch can get a perky implant…it takes a special woman to be thin with an ass….

So it’s clear, he’s just using her for her celebrity, her name, because you know without the ass, she’s just a broken disney kid who is entitled, needy, unstable and annoying…spoiled…and not even that hot…

He makes he own money, he should save Selena for the K-Feds willing to make her their full time job….knowing she will die prematurely of LUPUS….

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Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2017

09

Jun

Emily Blunt Super Hot in a Bikini of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Emily Blunt for you virgin losers who lives in your mom’s basement and chronically masturbate all day….so much that you have vats filled with your semen that you plan on carving a wife out of….until you can afford a real doll of your own after making millions after all your video gaming and free time from all your social awkwardness help you create the next Facebook….you know how it is….

Her ass is that of a 65 year old.

So hot…if you like 65 year old women….

I can’t imagine she’s positioned as a sex icon…because whatever is going on here – is fucking gross to me.

This is so fucking sloppy, she’s melting, she’s expiring, curdling, who knows what this is, but maybe she should look into cosmetic treatments, Kardashians don’t have an ass this sloppy and they are pigs…how can this white girl be so broken down, I guess no fitness…non-working out…either way…this kind of “body positive” is bad….she has a responsibility in the career she chose to not have an ass this bad.

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