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2017

22

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My new pick up line is:

“could you dress me up in diaper and bonnet and introduce me as your baby?”

But I only use it on single 40 years old women who have never had kids, but always wanted kids, because I like to mock them for failing as women….

It’s the long weekend here and I am pretty sure I am dying but Here are some morning stepLINKS…

The Rock and Tom Hanks Announce Presidential Campaign
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Jean Claude Van Damme and Chuck Norris Training Together
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Elephant Hunter Crushed by Elephant
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Danny Morais Ass Paintinh
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Charlize Theron Slutty in Atomic Blonde….
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Do Porn Stars Have Sex with Fans
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Amber Rose Heard Tits..
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Trent Reznor Selling Bev Hills House
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Sea Lion Take Girl for Swim
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The Cheapest Private Jet You Can Buy
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2017

19

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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Girls these days, only believe what they can find on google.

I was telling one girl who was smoking in the park that girls who smoke get grey vaginas, because I’ve fucked heavy smokers and they all had grey vaginas….and she looked at me like I was crazy….so she googled it and found nothing on the very obvious fact I stated, and I said it was probably because people don’t realize their vaginas are greyer than when they started…only to have her pull out every single pussy selfie she had…on her phone, which was about 12, from the last 3 years she had that phone and together we compared and contrasted only to realize that smoking may not make pussy grey, but it’ll get a smoker to show you her cunt and there’s nothing but good in that!

Here are some morning links.

Rat Cow’s Titty Window Dress
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Talia Storm Hot Ass in a Thong In Cannes
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Laverne COX naked Selfie
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Trent Reznor’s Beverly Hills House
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Alexandra Daddario in a Yellow Dress
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Jordan Fowler and the 4 Second Knock Out
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Amber Heard – Gold Digger Sugar Baby in Aquaman
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Netflix Does Dark Crystal Prequel
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Rumor Has it Wonderwoman is Good
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Talia Storm Lookin Hot at Cannes
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Michael Jackson – Searching for Neverland Creepy Trailer
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Porsche GT3 – BRINGS the NOISE
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Alex Rodriguez of the Day
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Another Crazy Body
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Pixie Lott Titties of the Day
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POV Footage from some Disney Avatar Ride
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Eiza Gonzalez Tits of the Day
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Bass Solo with Pinky
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Bar Refaeli Pregnant Bikini
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Crazy Bikini Body
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Ann Wilson Doing Some Black Whole Sun Rendition – I have No Idea Who That Is
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Lucy Hale Flat Chested Chest
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The Creature and Special Effects of Alien Covenant
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Lin Manuel Does Ducktails
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Panty Flash of the Day
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Ava Sambora’s ass in a Red Dress
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See Through Model Rocket Engine
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Jessica Chastain at Cannes
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The McKayla Maroney Booty Dance
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Elizabeth Gillies Young Tits
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Slutty Slackliner
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Robin Wright – Topless and Old
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Pippa Middleton Gets married
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Tom Hardy Plays Venom in New Spiderman
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Taylor Swift and Katy Perry Fight Featuring Ruby Rose…
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The Best Spot for Free Hot Girls Being Girls on Webcam – Better than Working Retail…I Watch This Shit Every Day…
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Spring breakers is Making a Comeback with a Sequel
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Girls Have a Bikini Fight
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Perfect Tits…
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Cam Girls Being Slutty Cheap and Easy
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Some naked Bitch with a Dildo
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Pussy Wipe
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12 Girls Caught in the Act
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Jaime Hammer Chick Naked
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Amazing Huge Tits
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2017

19

May

Kendall Jenner “Don’t Look at My Face Look at my Nipples” of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Kendall Jenner – not at Cannes – saying “Don’t Look at My Face Look at my Nipples”…..

Because that’s what she’s about, and really I prefer her that way….and so does everyone else…tap into that family whoring gene, while leveraging it as high fashion not trashcan like the rest of them…

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2017

19

May

Elle Fanning Using her Mouth Sucking Ice Cream for the Ice Cream Fetishists of the Day

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Here’s some Elle Fanning sucking on Ice Cream like all the girls I look at outside the ice cream shop wearing leggings using their tongues like you’d want your adopted daughter you adopted at 17 and a half – so that you can bang her on her 18th…like a normal person…

Two of my fetishes parents whoring out kids..once they have turned 18 and girls sucking ice cream once they turn 18….life changing…where are the damn leggings.

The ice cream fetish dies when a bitch turns 25 and starts getting fat…but for now…it’s ok.

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2017

19

May

Bella Hadid’s Topless Model Shoot of the Day

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Here is ethnic ambiguous because of all the plastic surgery, and being raised a vapid white cunt from LA, Bella Hadid…a great use of science, breeding, and money…who I don’t really hate as much as I lead on…I just think she’s overrated…but then again, whether she’s the topless bitch or someone else is the topless bitch..it’s all the fucking same…she looks good, I’d steal her underwear to smell where she’s been…but I’d rather she mail it to me in a ziplock or Tupperwear as part of an edgy Ziplock or Tupperwear ad campaign, because this bitch monetizes everything she does..from shitting…to shitting on rich men….it’s all for financial gain…and the sad thing is she didn’t even need the fucking money.

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2017

19

May

Petra Nemcova’s Tits for Cannes of the Day

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Petra Nemcova is invincible….

Petra Nemcova can’t die….

Petra Nemcova is magical…and amazing…a hero…who saves souls…

I pretty much forgot she existed…It’s like her fiance never died in the tsunami….and all it took was bringing out the tits to remind us she’s still here…and that she climbed up a fucking tree that day and wasn’t swept away with the motherfucker they never found….and I appreciate her efforts…to keep his memory alive…cuz motherfuckers…I like me some titties….in public….and panty flash….

She’s at a Cannes….she’s classy….

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2017

19

May

Gabrielle Caunesil for Stone Cold Fox Tit of the Day

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I don’t know who Gabrielle Caunesil is, but she’s a topless model – a temptress – a goddess – a slut – a sugar baby – wonderful – showing her great tit – for some clothing company – MAGIC…

She’s from Paris, where topless is wearing a shirt…so this isn’t a big deal, but her tits are great…

Her skin is a little on the olive side, a little shit smeared, I wonder what kind of terrorist she is – or maybe she’s not terrorist at all…but the main thing I am concerned with is her bush…because I love bush….I want bush so big, that there is a pillow in her panties…I want the extra small panties upgraded to a medium because bush so good…

Here’s her campaign…

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2017

19

May

Kimberley Garner Big Tits in a Push Up Bra of the Day

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Kimberley Garner is a UK reality show star with a fantastic body.

She once followed me on twitter for a day, and I realized just how desperate she was to make it in America…seeing as anyone who turns to me for press, or promotion is usually at the end of their road, I’m the pre suicide, maybe the one person who reads the site will send the story to another person who people actually pay attention to…because I figure if I’m not famous from the site, or known from the site, and if the site isn’t famous for being the site or known as the site…why the fuck would someone featured on the site go viral because of the site, unless we’re talking aids..

That’s about all I have to say about Kimberly Garner…because who really cares…really..

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Posted in:Kimberley Garner|SFW

2017

19

May

Adriana Lima Titty Grab of the Day

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Adriana Lima grabbing tits…

She’s the Brazilian model who doesn’t look like a man, but who is pretty fucking old, but still bringing it – at least enough to grab her tits in public, the equivalent of a dude grabbing his dick in public….only she’s a classy, rich, sugar baby model…

Adriana Lima hasn’t quit…because why would she people still throw money at her, despite being 40…take it in girl….

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2017

19

May

Ariel Winter THIGHS Rubbing Together of the Day

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Ariel Winter is so hot when she’s wearing her skimpy shorts, showing off her troll legs, for the world to see – because she’s more than just a monstrous face and a thick neck, or rebuilt tits….she’s also got midget legs…to really sell herself to the world as someone they should hire…

She reminds me of this power lifter, women’s studies feminist from TINDER, who never sends me pictures of her legs…even though I always ask for them…but she’s offered to help move my fridge up a flight of stairs…which is probably a fetish somewhere…just not here….

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