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2017

17

Mar

Sara Underwood – TOpless on Snapchat of the Day

Playboy drop out and FAKE TIT owner – Sara Underwood knows how to take a landscape photo….and basically turn it into a self indulgent, trashy, narcissistic experience…

It’s like here’s a beautiful natural setting…in a Country that is doomed….let me pose in front of in in lingerie, flashing my ass, in a night gown, fingering banging myself…in lingerie because I’m an egotistical cunt who did playboy at 18….and has carried that as hard and as far as she can..

I am not against Sara Jean, the fact she banged Seacrest, or her hustle…I find it funny….and it reminds me of the cover of a romance novel, or cheesy pin-up glamour model calendars you find in the car wash…and it’s worth jerking off to…

Especially since you can google her pussy pics…a pussy Seacrest probably did coke off of – as he does….he’s a little homosexual workhorse – dude probably sleeps an hour a day to keep his billion dollar empire going….

Not that this is about Seacrest, it’s about Hawaii……and Sara Jean tits…

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2017

17

Mar

Hilary Duff VS Leggings of the Day

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Hilary Duff has some thick fucking legs – so seeing her in a pair of leggings is not only hot to me….who has recently developed a thick leg fetish…It’s a sign of strength and ability to bounce up and down on my face…not that Hilary Duff, despite being horny as fuck lately would do that to me…but she’s a beacon of hope or guideline for other big legged women I come across in my everyday life..you know a reference point…

But her vs Leggings…is like war, as you know those things are struggling to not explode off her…in some Incredible Hulk type moment…it’s just unfortunate we can’t see her from behind…

THAT SAID…WE CAN SEE HER PRETENDING TO CLEAN…despite having nannies and cleaning crew as she’s a rich entitled coddled child star…because SWIFFER gave her money…and seeing a girl who doesn’t clean cleaning is hot to me…because this world forgets a woman’s role…but I don’t…and never will..

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2017

17

Mar

Paige WWE Tits of the Day

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I don’t watch the WWE, but some of the trashiest middle of the road, weird as fuck dudes, who for some reason are often times European, love this shit..and the women involved..they love the storylines, the dude on dude action, and the women involved who make it less homo…

I have been to a WWE event…thanks to HeymanHustle who got me front row tickets, as he runs the shit, and it was hilarious to see the kind of people into this…and the women involved…who all look like gutter strippers who should be working a truck stop….but instead mount each other…

I don’t remember Paige…but I did check her instagram where she has 3,000,000 follers..but only gets 300 likes a pic…seems legit…enough to post titty pics..on social media for some kind of attention.

I dig it….

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2017

17

Mar

See Mona Banks Naked of the Day

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Everytime I go to the strip club I tell the girls – that there’s this wonderful thing called webcams that were invented a long time ago for people to film themselves naked….and for other people to watch them naked….and for other people to build up communities that encourage girls to be self starters, entrepreneurial and strategically make themselves money by broadcasting whatever they want to their fans…usually naked…so they are a wonderful thing you can do from the comfort of your own home and I figure girls everywhere are getting naked online, I might as well go and stare at them…

So this model is named Mona Banks, I am featuring her because I know where you can see her naked as she’s the latest edition to the CAMWITHHER ROSTER….and you can see her naked..there….

So you might as well CLICK THIS LINK for more of her good times…

Some Pics…

VISIT CAMWITHHER FOR MORE MONA AND OTHER BABES

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2017

17

Mar

Lili Simmons Lookalike is Naked of the Day

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Lili Simmons is about the level of fame you’d need to be to take selfies of your awesome ass all fucking day – while living in LA pretending to follow your dreams…by going on dates with rich guys and producers hoping it works out for you…and in her case..it may have…at least now more than ever because she was smart enough to save all her nudes she thought she looked hot in – to send out to these dudes getting her work…in times when she didn’t have time to take a new or custom photo for them..you know the backlog…

In a world where this sex leaked shit happened a year ago, I can’t imagine any of these leaks aren’t publicity stunts – because most of these bitches are unknowns…

Sure Lili has 50k followers, but she wants 5 million…..and this could be a way to get her a hit show when more producers see her body and think “I’d like to fuck that’…

Unless this isn’t even Lili Simmons, who knows since no one has ever heard of her…right..

Great ass though….

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2017

17

Mar

NOT Katie Cassidy – Definitely an Impersonator’s Rumored Sex Pics of the Day

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Katie Cassidy is David Cassidy’s daughter. David Cassidy is from the Partridge Family. Assuming they grew up together – and he wasn’t just a sperm donor with a child support check signature – she was probably raised amongst the rich hollywood kids who had parents who were actually relevant in the industry and could get work…you know as her dad couldn’t get work thanks to being typecast….and based on her ass…who really cares what her story is…

IF this is even her ass…or really her pussy getting dildoed and fucked…on camera because narcissists love filming their shit, uploading it to third party servers hoping they get hacked so that people talk about them and they can play the victim..

It’s like why would anyone save blowjob videos…especially when they are famous…oh right…for this to happen..

That said, I don’t know what Katie Cassidy looks like but this could be her if you want it to be…but it’s definitely not her

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2017

17

Mar

Zac Effron Lookalike and his Ex Girlfriend Lookalike in some Nudes of the Day

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Zac Efron apparently used to bang some girl named Sami Miro….who is a supposed LA model…with 150,000 followers after leveraging her relationship with Zac Efron as hard as she could…you know basic marketing…and now she’s in a nude picture scandal that she probably set up because no one was googling her anymore and she was smart enough to include some EFRON in the mix….as he’s good for fucking business..

But then again, no one knows who Sami Miro is, so it’s safe to say this is totally not her and just a lookalike one of her many fans photoshopped to look more like her – as that’s the basic hustle of these famewhores who even have pics like this of themselves on their phones they mysteriously misplace so that it gets leaked…

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2017

17

Mar

Trieste Kelly Dunn Lookalike Erotica of the Day

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I am writing this post because this woman is apparently and actress…her name is Trieste Kelly Dunn and NO ONE has ever heard of her…but her leaked pics, we’ll call her marketing campaign, are hilarious to me, not because I laugh at nudes, I fucking love nudes, but because people are so careless with their nudes then cry when people get access to them…but probably not in this case, in this case shit is welcomed, all press good press since no one knows who the fuck she is…

I mean the fact that someone even hacked her shit knowing she has zero fans and has never been heard of is just further proof that all this is some big lie….like all these actors pool together and say “who wants to get some media attention, send nudes”…

And nudes she fucking sent..Because really who would think to hack Trieste Kelly Dunn….the answer is NO ONE…

She’s 36…a little too old for this behavior…but I’ll still look..but it can’t be her – it must be her lookalike….and she looks pretty fit to me…

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Posted in:Trieste Kelly Dunn

2017

17

Mar

Ariel Winter’s Sloppy Tits for St Patrick’s Day – the Day of Sloppy Beer Drinking Women of the DAy

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It’s Ariel Winter on St Patrick’s Day for St Patrick’s Day…which is perfectly fitting, because despite being hat I assume is some kind of hispanic, she fits the profile of every beer drinking pig I’ve ever seen in an Irish pub, because hot girls just don’t go to pubs, they go to clubs to get bottle service and sugar baby…while the monster beer drinkers, who just keep getting fatter and fatter and fatter are at the pub eating potato skins and drinking Guinness or some shit..

These Irish pup girls all put out, but a drunk girl on Guinness is just so heavy and sluggish…her willingness to fuck because she’s disgusting make the pub dwellers happy to be at the pub…but make me upset because I hate gross looking girls no matter how much cleavage they use to distract from their beer guts..

It’s St Patrick’s day, find your sloppy pig woman…as she’s out there…the most gross middle of the road suburban chicks fucking love St Patrick’s day….and apparently so does Ariel Winter…so get on it.

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2017

17

Mar