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2017

06

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Send Nudes is pretty mainstream a concept now…but it’s been my life philosophy for well over a decade…I feel like I’ve committed my life to it…before people were sending nudes…I even had shirt designs for the sweatshop with “send nudes” as the graphic…so ahead of my time…now everyone is on the send nudes kick…and for some reason, no one’s fucking sending me nudes….it’s like I’m a loser at pretty much all I do…

Here are some Morning Lunks..

Tilda Swinton – Playing a Man in a Movie – Erotica
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The SUV Bigger was Murdered in For Sale
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Madison Beer – 18 with tits
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Soldier Returns Home to Fuck his Sister
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Deadpool 2 Teasers…
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Hilary Duff Hangs with her Rapist baby Daddy
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Rescue Pig and her 6 Piglets
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One Direction Gets Arrested for Beating a Paparazzi
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Who Framed Roger Rabbit – 3 Rules of Living Animation…
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Kristen Stewart on Text Messages
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2017

04

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I wonder how many women or men repressed by Christianity have secretly jerked off to the Image of Jesus on the Cross….but couldn’t admit it to anyone because that’s worse than having sex with your family members…or really anything else you could masturbate to….provided you’re a christian..

I used to know a girl who went to catholic school, had a crazy catholic mother and would go to church all the time…and anytime she had a chance she’d fuck herself with her mom’s Virgin Mary statue….or a crucifix…edgy…it was the late 80s…that shit seems normal now…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Rihanna’s Photoshoot for Glamour Magazine that People are Excited About…
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Katy Perry Cuts Off all Her Hair
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Alison Brie is Going to be an 80s Pro Wrestler for Netflix
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Soccer Player Almost Dies from Head Injury
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Barbara Palvin BTS Sports Illustrated Shoot
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Four Barking Dogs…and a Gate…
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Old Kirsten Dunst Huge Tits in a Sweatshirt
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Celine Dion Erotica
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Meg Ryan – Relationship Drama
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Brad Pitt is Sexting Jennifer Aniston
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Preserving Videogame History
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Jasmine Tookes in Underwear…
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Gigi Hadid – Nipple
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Country Star Jessie James in a Bikini
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Dog Shops for His Own Treats
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Coco in a Bikini
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Kendall Jenner is Such Trash
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Martha Hunt in Lingerie…
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Elsa Hosk – See Through
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Car Accident in Greece Kill Four –
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Natalie Portman Made Babies
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Emmy Rossum’s NYC House She Fucks in….
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J.Lo Dance Battle
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Elsa Hosk in Lingerie
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Minka Kelly Booty
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Kid Gets Rejected by his Basketball Coach – It’s Funny
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Camilla Mendes – See Through
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The King of T-Shirts
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500 TIC TAC SMOOTHIE CHALLENGE
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Lais Ribeiro in Lingerie
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Nicki Minaj Hard Nipples with a Visor on
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Nadine Muller Breast Feeding
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Hot Redhead Amateur
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German Fisted – Because – German
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Michelle Rodriguez – Nude Scene
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Pranking the Pizza Delivery Guy Pantsless
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This Pizza Guy Goes for the Cam Girl Tits
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This Rio Carnival Shit is Nuts
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Some Random Naked Chick
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Bowling Pins in Assholes for Dollars
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The Ass that Stores a Lot of Stuff – Like Champagne Enemas…
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Big Tits in the Outdoors
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Hot Cam Girl…
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Big Tits in a Sea Captain Hat
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Just a Girl on the Couch…Looking Skinny
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Building is Not Whore Rated
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2017

03

Mar

Bella Thorne’s Solid Outfit of the Day

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Bella Thorne put out a topless video because…that’s what you do when you’re young, exploited by family, getting attention for your body, in a world where tits aren’t a big deal, while reckless…but barely reckless…but reckless enough

Bella Thorne is good.

That’s really all there is to it. She’s got it all figured out and it’s working out pretty fucking well for her…and throughout it all – she’s a skinny girl with good tits…tits she shows off…tits we’ve seen…but tits that the industry embraces as they scramble to figure out how to merge digital and traditional TV…fascinating….but not really…it’s just good…

HER TRANSPARENT NIPPLES ON SNAPCHAT – NOW A PUBLIC COMPANY – ARE GOOD TIMES

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2017

03

Mar

Bar Refaeli Modeling Again of the Day

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Bar Refaeli….new mom with a rich guy she married – after being a coke and party slut of Tel Aviv thanks to being all famous and having had famous cock in her – is BACK….proving why the Jewish people are the chosen ones…but also giving Jewish guys hope to find a nice Israeli girl who has a bunch of different level of genetics up in her…that she doesn’t look like some kind of inbred troll….and I am a bit of fan..

Sure she’s old, she’s bigger, but she’s a classic…and has seem some shit…with her big old tits…and I’m glad to see her existing…even though I pretty much forgot about her…as I do with most pregnancy stories…

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2017

03

Mar

Katie Holmes Slutty in Town & Country of the Day

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Katie Holmes is making Town & Country a little fucking racy…

She’s looking older, haggard, like she has seen some shit…but those of you who liked her back on Dawson’s creek, before she was abducted, can probably still find joy in this….what once had potential to be gold, but who is now made of gold, becuase the conductivity is best for high end components…and/or beause she had Tom Cruise’s baby and that dude will Charlie Sheen a bitch to keep her mouth shut…about the Gay HIV he may or may not have and or just the Gay that he definitely has…and tries to repress thanks to his cult..

But she still looks pretty good…ROBOTS rot differently than humans…and maybe getting that Jamie Fox dick keeps her glowing…like giving reverse birth daily…

Fascinating…but I like that back shot…no face on a little monster is HOT…

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2017

03

Mar

Liza Kei is Pretty Fucking GOod of the Day

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Apparently – Liza Kei – is a “fashion model” with some very important modeling agencies…and she went out for some topless on the beach because topless isn’t porn – it’s art – and stop sexualizing the nipple – even though all people sexualize the nipple – making it good for traffic, followers because tits get hits….it just seems less shameless…

To me, she’s an instagram model on some hustel to get more followers, but she’s only at 20k so she’s not annoying and I can look at her bikini shoot like the pure and beautiful angel opportunist that she is..

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2017

03

Mar

Window To Halston Sage’s Tits of the Day

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I don’t know who this is but her name is Halston Sage and she is not Jailbait…she’s just not very famous so that it’s easy to assume she’s 16 and from Nickelodeon or Disney or some other garbage people, weird people, often times dads jerk off to because their wife doesn’t let them watch porn…creating a group of celebs I would never know of – but write about anyway….

She was born in 1993, making her 22, which is 2 years too old for this pervert…who only believes in 20 year olds who are in my bed…because 20 year olds are into slutty behavior…and are pretty much 50 in sexual experience if you reference them to people of my generation…..the future…

I’ve said this about Halston Sage before…and I stick to it…and I just like that she’s got big tits…that she shows off…because that’s what big tits are for…

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2017

03

Mar

Josephine Skriver in a Bra Top of the Day

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Josephine Skriver the robot – or genetically modified – created in a lab by a homosexual biologist and a lesbian egg….where they could tweak the DNA to make the girl into something spectacular…and either sell her to Victoria’s Secret or maybe they were funded by Victoria’s Secret….and now she’s an it girl…

An it girl who looks amazing, who speaks to sexuality, homos and gender equality shit…because of her creators she calls dead…like some Edward Scissorhand shit…

She’s in a hot slutty top….wherever she is…with bodyguards because she’s that important…she’s a prototype…they can’t destroy or let get hurt…they have too much technology invested in this hotness…

: AG_174691 – ** RESTRICTIONS: ONLY UNITED STATES, BRAZIL, CANADA ** Paris, FRANCE – Paris, France – Josephine Skriver smiles for the cameras as she leaves L’Avenue Restaurant during Paris Fashion Week. Josephine shows some skin as she leaves wearing a only a lacy bra for a top. Pictured: Josephine Skriver AKM-GSI 2 MARCH 2017 Maria Buda (917) 242-1505 mbuda@akmgsi.com Mark Satter (317) 691-9592 msatter@akmgsi.com or sales@akmgsi.com

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2017

03

Mar

Rita Ora and her Cleavage of the Day

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Rita Ora is some Rihanna wannabe from the UK…who is actually getting pretty fucking famous…and is even signed to Jay-Z’s label like she was Rihanna…kinda creeping me out at least it would if I was Rihanna…like this younger…lighter skinned bitch…is stepping on my motherfuckin’ toes…I’m gonna beat her up like she was Chris Brown….

I don’t even know if she’s become a Rihanna impersonator officially, working on cruises and Casinos across America….because she’s used her tits to scam her way into bigger things…like Hosting TV shows…but she’s still garbage to me.

She did a Lingerie thing….Getting paid…

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2017

03

Mar

Karlie Kloss Post Taylor Swift Break-Up of the Day

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In fascinating news you should try to masturbate to…the tyrant, psycho, ego, coddled and super rich despite being so fucking boring…Taylor Swift….has thrown her real life Barbie doll in the trash….and that her and Karlie Kloss are no more because they fought over a boy or some bullshit….

She may be been the hired friend, to give Taylor credibility as a real person with real friends who do real things like get togethers and Thanksgiving parties….but she’s a fucking mooch who was using Taylor Swift for attention, to increase her profile and to get her jobs..

Because the world they live in is Transactional…and more interestingly…disgusting, vapid, self involved, materialistic…terrible…

The only fun thing about it is to see how far Taylor can push the mooches, can she dress them or tell them what to do and say…how much abuse can she put them through…and how far do they go before they crack…and how long before they crawl back to their god…

It’s creepy…and here are some pics of Karlie Kloss that are boring as fuck but for some reason I saved them to post…I guess because I have no taste…sounds about right.

Shitty pics – but she’s got long legs – right.

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