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2017

17

Jan

Iris Law – Jude Law’s Daughter – In a Campaign of the DAy

Iris Law is Jude Law’s 16 year old daughter – who is taking the route of all the other children of celebrities from the late 90s, early 2000s, but using their last name and their status as the celebrity daughter…coupled with their better than average looks…because they are from good looking people…because why the fuck now, get those followers, make that stupid money, keep the family legacy of laziness that gets money thrown at them going, because your parents worked too hard not working, but pretending to work, in a scene that is so lame….but so relevant….cashing in….to let it go to waste…..it’s the best scam ever

So here she is at 16…for Burberry…step one in building her 48,000 followers to the Hadid, Baldwin, Depp, Crawford-Gerber level…

Personally, I don’t like nepotism, royalty, legacy…I like new blood…there’s so many hot girls everywhere, who’s parents are as rich as Jude Law, but for legitimate business, and even girls who are hot, poor, but thirsty….who can afford to be bums who get in front of cameras. once in a while to pretend to work…so let’s give them a chance…not this “her dad and mom act, she must be worth looking at, because she is, but why let her know that”…

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2017

17

Jan

Woman Undresses For Farmers and Other Videos of the Day

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Spanish Topless Protestors VS Trump

Russian Special Police VS Naked Girls Club

Semi Truck Loses Control on the higway

Trump’s Trump FLoat in TImes Square

Cops Arrest Criminals

Cop Arrested for a DUI

Russian Good Times

Truck VS House

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2017

17

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

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I find it funny that people fear this site. They want nothing to do with it. Photographers, models, sites to trade traffic with, it’s HATED…

Speaking of hate, I don’t understand hate crimes…

You can’t tell a Jewish person this question that your favorite thing about Jews is their tails!

Because they will hate you, call you a hate mongerer, hate speech even if it’s just a joke….

But if you’re a vegan, feel free to accost all mean eaters. If you’re a feminist, feel free to accost all men for being rapists…but if you’re a man who says treat women like their pimp, because girls need management as they are out of control…you’re the fucking devil…

Because it’s not hate crime…if the “minority” is a group of whiners…or some shit…

Lohan Converted to Islam
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When Sledgehammer Tricks Go Wrong
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Katherine Heigl Secret Baby – She Wasn’t Just Fat
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Wisdom Tooth Removal
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Bieber Says Selena Gomez is a User
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Wonder Woman News…
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Bella THorne Just Wants Privacy
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Eating World’s Spiciest Curry
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Gigi Hadid Boxing
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Giant Grilled Cheese
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2017

16

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Trying to get pee videos from bi polar disorder girls on your tinder…who claim they see black men in their bedroom every time they masturbate….but it’s really PTSD from being gang raped by their black uncle and his friends…is harder than it should be…

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Miley Cyrus and her N.W.A. Birthday
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Margot Robbie as Tonya Harding is the Least Erotic thing You’ll See Ever
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Golf Hotty of the Year
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Pregnant Dancing with the Stars Girl
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Lindsay Lohan Leaving her Hotel Looking Freaky ad Fuck
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Weird Clip of a Girl on TV being Forced to Wear A bLack Jacket
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Katy Perry Blew Up the Orlando Bloom Pic for his 40th Bday
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Kourtney Kardashian Nipples!
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Zoe Kravitz is Garbage
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Mariah Carey’s Monster Tits
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Anastasia Ashley in Iceland!
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The 5 Kinds of Rom-Com Posters
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Don’t Tailgate!
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Britney Spears – Hot in Concert
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Slowmo of Engine Combustion…
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Goldie Hawn is Mad and Terrifying
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Myleene Klass – Bikini in Sri Lanka
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Living in a Storage Locker – Life Win…..
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Amy Adams – Some Nipple
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Elsa Hosk – Legs
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Marky Mark and Beiber Talk Calvin Klein Ads
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Hailey Baldwin Tats
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Joanna Krupa in White
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Ryan Gosling on Dancing
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Taylor Swift’s Real Life Barbie of the day
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10 Amazing Bets you Will Always Win
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Nicola Peltz Billionaire Tits
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2 Cellos – One Game of Thrones Scene
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Charlotte Mckinney’s Tits in a Tight Shirt
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Bunny Playing JENGA
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Christina Milian’s Big Cleavage
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Suki Waterhouse Gets her Ass Grabbed in Public
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Next Door Nikki Pussy – For Old Timer Internet People Like Me – This Matters
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Pussy Flash of the Day
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Fat Chick in Lingerie’s Disgusting Surprise
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Hot Amateur Being Pretty Great
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Overdosed Druggies in the Park
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Pornstar Pussy Touch
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Girl on the Slip and Slide
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Arabian Sex Tape
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Some Girl Talks to her Mom While Masturbating
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Ashley Graham Fat Ass in V Magaizne
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Julianne Hough Abs…
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Girls in Big Tits…
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Chuck Berry Farting on Hookers
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2017

16

Jan

Ashley Graham’s Fat Ass for Fashion of the DAy

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The biggest movement Ashley Graham is part of is not this new girls don’t need to be skinny to make a lot of money modeling with their not as disgusting as it should features….because America is Fat…

It’s her bowel movement…because she is fat…

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2017

16

Jan

Margot Robbie as Tonya Harding is the Least Erotic thing You’ll See Ever

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I have not been a huge fan of Margot Robbie. I get that she was hot in Wolf of Wall Street, but there are a lot of hot girls in the world, and she wasn’t even that hot…at least not hot enough to generate this career she’s pulled off..

Not to mention, since Wolf of Wall Street, she’s been not very hot in anything she does, yet she’s getting this crazy high paying roles.

A fucking Australian – taking your damn jobs – playing the hot chick – when she’s not even that hot..

Who’s fucking dick did she suck to created that situation…

We’ve seen her in the paparazzi in her bikinis, we’ve seen her in photoshoots, we’ve probably seen her naked somewhere – or maybe that was just Wolf of Wall Street…and now she’s in a role more fitting for her married, overrated ass..

Tonya Harding…

Pictures from set…are about as hot as you’d expect them to be…more importantly – they are as hot as Margot Robbie is in everything but Wolf of Wall Street..

I don’t get it, but I do find these pics hilarious and sometimes laughter is a good thing…it outweighs hot…which is a good thing for these mom jeans…

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2017

16

Jan

Daniela Lopez Osorio in Bathing Suits of the DAy

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No idea who Daniela Lopez Osorio – but I’ll assume she’s some instagram whore on the rise- trying to make it in a world of so many instagram whores – not needing to be real models because modeling agencies will sign and promote anyone with some level of following – and luckily for all these girls – modeling requires no talent – just an ability to not feel like an asshole while posing like an asshole because you’re an asshole with an asshole I’d like to stick my tongue inside to try to eat whatever she had for dinner the previous night – not because I am into shit – but because I’m into hot girls trying to make it who look like this…

So Daniela Lopez Osorio is alright

This shoot is fucking cheese….cheese I’m into eating cuz of this ass..

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2017

16

Jan

Bella THorne and Sister for Nike of the Day

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Bella Thorne is a little narcissist who loves posting slutty pics of herself for attention – because her parents taught her how important that is for her to do…

I remember when being a vain narcissist was something you were told you couldn’t openly show the world…that you’d be slaughtered and destroyed…and when people were self hating, destined for failure, self medicating, disasters who didn’t feel as hot as the models in the magazines…yet now…everyone seems to think they are hot enough for the magazines because all these ugly fat people are famous and magazines are now instagram…it’s super fucking weird….but now it’s celebrated and gets these people paid…

People that are so annoying to be around because they think they are important…when really they are just shit..

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2017

16

Jan

Anastasia Ashley’s Surfer Ass in Iceland of the Day

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Here’s a little video of Anastasia Ashley…a professional surfer with a professional ass that has taken over the internet..thanks to perverts liking fit booty….to masturbate to…because who gives a fuck about surfing in icy waters…or being fucking crazy on big waves…that’s not relatable to our fat asses sitting on our couches all day – thanks to our wive’s disability checks…

What is relatable…booty…in bikinis…that are more like thongs…for a dude like me who rememebers the early 90s…when bikinis were ill fitting one pieces and masturbating to bikinis only happened thanks to Sports Illustrated…as magazine this booty…in Iceland…has been in…

Here’s the longer version…

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2017

16

Jan

Michelle Vawer Naked for the Internet of the Day

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Her name is Michelle Vawer and she’s naked in a photoshoot. I checked out her instagram INSTAGRAM to see what I already knew…and that is that she’s got 12,000 followers…so why not get naked in a shoot to help grow that…but in her defence, in this superficial, shallow, image focused, everyone is a hot chick willing to get naked on instagram, attempting to get a head in life, based on zero talent, skill, expertise…or substance…she could have very likely had 1 million followers…it’s just hard to keep up when all they do is instagram…

That’s not to say I hate everyone being a glamour model…who gets naked…in the world..but I do hate social media, what it represents, and what it accomplishes…except when I’m into looking at tits, which I guess is luckily always…and there’s never enough hot chicks getting naked…no matter how low level, desperate, and boring they are…

I watched one of these girls have a live instagram feed the other day, it’s like cam girls who can’t cam…sitting there talking about cooking…and 400 dudes were watching thinking…”Ok so when’s the tit come out”…well the tits comes out when photographers trick them into making art…like this…art…right…

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