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2017

02

Jan

Lais Ribeiro, Romee Strijd & Jasmine Tooke in Bikinis Together of the Day

Lais Ribeiro, Romee Strijd & Jasmine Tooke in bikinis

Lais Ribeiro, Romee Strijd and Jasmine Tooke are Victoria’s Secret models who were out hooking together – like the hookers I know they are….even though they make their own money, they’d rather spend the money of dudes they have sex with, it’s more job security than a silly contract with a silly massive corporate monster out to exploit them….

These models like money and money or guys with money – in all their coddled ways…like really monster tall chicks….so stick together, like Charlie’s Angels, because only they understand each other, or maybe it’s a work thing…or maybe they are a little panty and bikini wearing fembot army created in a marketing lab to sell panties…and this is part of their duties…to get in the paprazzi, get seen, to make sure they live up to their contract duties by year end…who fucking knows – or really cares…it happened, it’s bitches in bikinis who get paid to be in bikinis doing bikinis for free…and

The most fascinating thing about this story, of models together in Brazil….is that Lais is a mom, she had a kid as a teen and here she is strutting around like she pawned it off to her mom, so that she doesn’t have to be a mom, like all good teen mom’s do…sure I’d rather her sex tape, her backdoor Farrah, but instead she’s a VS model, so none of that will be happening..

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2017

02

Jan

Maria Menounos Bikini of the Day

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Maria Menounos is just living bro…but like clockwork, every christmas vacation, or really every chance she gets, she posts a picture of her ass in a bikini, because I guess she loves her fucking body, but I guess she also knows that people love her body, and despite having failed as an actress or personality in the entertaiment industry, but rather forced to be a host to white trash america that watched her show, she can still get some of that male attention…showing what she uses as her pussy…cuz she’s greek..

Sure, some of her best work – is vagina sticking its tongue out at us on the beach intentionally…even though her anus is her actual vagina…it’s a greek thing…yes I know I already said that…i like to repeat myself…everyday, every year, like groundhog day…over and over and over again…

Now I dont’ really find her rainbow booty pic substantial, or even interesting, but give the girl a little attention – she’ll be 40 soon and thus expired…so take it in – even if you, like me, don’t understand why anyone would give a fuck about her…in a world with so many girls who are not so many years past their prime…it must be the rainbow…it’s always the rainbow…

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2017

02

Jan

Ryan Newman Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Ryan Newman is an 18 year old actress that old creepy dudes who watch the Disney Channel like….

Because there are two kinds of young girls old creepy dudes jerk off to, those who are on instagram posting nude pics on fringe, almost porn site…and young girls who were prostituted by their parents at a young age, and understand the importance of sacrificing their childhood for the benefit of the family, doing things they don’t want to do, leading to getting their periods young from the trauma….

So that by 22 they can have a face full of fillers, looking like a 40 year old, so that they still stay relevant and youthful, or they can just leak nude pics….or in this case bikini pics of her twerking…because it’s accessible, safe for work porn, that gets people to follow you – and it’s all about followers….pervert followers…

So Ryan Newman, the Jon Benet of her household…is a keeper…

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2017

02

Jan

J.Lo’s Fat Ass for New Years Eve of the Day

What better way to ring in the new year, with my first official useless bitch being slutty for money – because all women are hookers, they just market themselves differently, and it amazes me when I talk to men who don’t understand that concept that women are with men for money, men are with women for pussy, and women will do a lot for money, they just try not to make it obvious….

In J.Lo’s case…her whoring was in the form of song and dance, exploiting her ass, extreme confidence in her talent, and ability to sing and dance, and here she is still doing it – what must be 4 decades later…grinding up on things like she’s still hot..and she is…due to menopause…

Menopause Drake likes on his face…oh Canadians, such nice people…

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2017

02

Jan

Naked Woman Pissing on the Street and Other Videos of the Day

Topless Woman Protests KFC

Pervert Checking Out Tits

I think Mariah Carey is Wonderful…

Car VS Ferry

Shitty Accident of the Day

Woman Driver of the DAy

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2017

02

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Da

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So much of nothing happened on New Years Eve, because I generally don’t leave my house and I am usually drunk on anything I can get on that is alcoholic….no one sent me New Years Eve pussy pics, no one even wished me a Happy New Year…and I was likely passed out before the New Year Happened….I also didn’t bother looking at social media, because I realize that’s one of the things that ruins every day of the year, figuring the most annoying statuses of idiots reflecting, like shit is their personal memoir or diary…when really all I wanted was the pussy pics..

The fact is that the concept of a new year is a social construct of the new world order, the White Patriarchy, used to oppress us – there’s no reason why a year can’t be 7 years….but this way they can tax us more…right?

New Year, New Me, New Year, Who Dis, New Year Same Me, New Year, I’ll talk all this bullshit for a few days or a week – is just egotistical assholes who think they are important trying to impress each other…

Just shut the fuck up, and show everyone your pussy, we’re all just primates who want to fuck all day, let’s stick to that – rather than confuse things..

I did have something substantial to blog about, but I don’t remember shit, but I do remember to post updates to this site, which is all so fucking weird to me…

Here are some 2017 morning links…exciting…

Mariah Carey Fucked Up New Years Eve
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Daschund Eats a Banana Like a Human
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Azalia Banks – Slaughterd a Chicken in her Apartment
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Doutzen Kroes on all Four in a Bikini
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Celebrities Celebrating New Years Eve…
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iPhone VS Molten ALuminum
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Drunk Don Lemon on CNN….
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ALessandra Ambrosio’s Ass for 2017
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Serena Williams Has a Fat Ass
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You Can Rent George Michael’s Home…and Jerk Off Where He Got AIDS.
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Hot Dance of the Day
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Sandstorm Live – Light Show
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Crashing a Gold Lambo in Poland
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2017

02

Jan

Lea Michele Weird Nude Photo of the Day

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I was wasted the other day and was convinced that I was with Lea Michele, I kept trying to get her to sing to me with her voice of an angel…but it turns out that I was actually with a 40 year old male jewish accountant named Herschel…because you may not be able to tell from this pic…because of the EMOJI…but Lea Michele has testicles..

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2016

30

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s new year’s eve – eve – and I am sure all of you Homos are excited to watch Ryan Seacrest pretending to be Dick Clark’s balls drop…he’s been waiting for puberty to hit his entire life and it will be a big event in the gay community you are a part of…

If there’s anything I’ve learned over the last 50 New Years eves, is that they are overrated, they are a waste of time, they are too much hype, it is too crowded, too many idiots, and getting a cab home in the middle of the freezing cold is always impossible….but it beats staying in and spending it with your wife and her family because they are the worst and I hate them…

The other think I’ve learned is that you can have all the resolutions, or reflections as you want, they won’t change anything and next year will be a repeat of this year, unless something random happens – like you die..

It is not the date on the calendar that defines you and gives you a second chance to benchmark goals you’ll disappoint yourself with, so don’t bother, you’re a loser with loser tendancies…stick to what you’re good at…

Here are the last steplinks of 2016 and really maybe 2017 because I haven’t decided if I should come back to this in 2017 as it is a massive waste of time…

Keep Expectations always low – I know I do…

Astronauts Do the Mannequin Challenge
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Germany Bans VEGAN Sausages
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Madison Beer in a Bikini – Big Tits
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Serena Williams Engaged to Reddit Founder
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Fainting Man on Roller Coaster
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Drake Took J.Lo to Prom
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Lohan On Losing Half Her Finger…
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Ariel Winter Reminds You That Being 18 Makes Fat OK
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Viola Davis – is Rich
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Hilary Duff – Big Cleavage
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Iza Goulart in a Bikini
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Conor Kennedy Arrested for bar Brawl – Rich Kids…Right
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Meme of the Year
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bensimon in a Bikini
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Weird Asian of the Day
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Ashley Greene – Engaged – Thank God
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Martial Art of the Day
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Cheese Shot Glasses
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Goulart in a Bikini
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More Madison Beer Ass in a Bikini
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Bambi Northwood Nipples
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Rockin’ Maxi Pad Lookin’ Cameltoe
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Hot Fucking Body
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Trashy Bitch in Pantyhose
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Amateur Sex Tape Leak
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Big Titty Car Wash
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Girl Stripping Out of Her Outfit
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Worlds Most Dangerous Blowjob
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Trash the Rental…
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

30

Dec

Kate Bosworth is Everything In a Bikini of the Day

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I am a firm believer, after all my years of being an amateur critique of celebrities, models, and famewhores in all of their naked and half naked action…that Kate Bosworth, who must be around 40 years old now…is exactly what all women should look like..

That’s not to say I don’t find other bodies hot, amazing to look at, or even worth trying to have sex with….it is just to say that if every girl in the world, let’s say 4 out of 5 of them…looked like Kate Bosworth, and the other straggler had massive tits…we’d live in a great place filled with joy and happiness and no need for war and hate…

It would be the kind of world I would be happy about going into another year in…not that I am unhappy, I’m more indifferent, hungover, cloudy brained, etc…but I know very little is as good as this Kate Bosworth….

I wonder why she’s not more famous than she is, because really…she is everything..and she even ages hot…Maybe I just like skinny chicks in a world of fat..call me crazy…
that’s crazy…she’s crazy…we’re all fuckin crazy..

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2016

30

Dec

Jessica Lee Buchan South African Titties for Fashion of the Day

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Her name is Jessica Lee Buchan, she’s South African, and like so many South African’s she’s fucking amazing to look at….

She’s got a huge following on social media, yet I’ve never heard of her, which isn’t that crazy a concept, as all these bitches sort of blend into each other, I don’t obsess over them, I don’t even notice their names, I sort of just let them happen…it’s repetitive so why get locked into one girl when there are thousands…literally thousands of beautiful creatures on the outside, even more than thousands considering I’ll fuck anything with a vagina due to low expectations..

That said, as a South African, a white South African, so probably rich, segregated, racist…..and just an amazing mix of hot bodied, resilient Dutch genetics that don’t die of AIDS like all the black people there do….

It’s the land of legless murdering olympians…and Candice Swanepoel….just hot chicks, with hot accents, looking hot….apartheid Nelson Mandela dont’ got nothing on this chick..

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