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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2016

Sep

Kimberly Garner Ass Flash of the Day

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Kimberly Garner once followed me on twitter for a day or two before realizing that I am an evil person who makes fun of her kind of fame whore from the UK reality star trying to make it in America..

In fact…I make fun of all fame whore…no matter how hot they are…because they whole industry they are trying to be a part of is ridiculous…

The content, the lifestyle, the fact people watch these people like they are something special, the off shoot businesses based on celebrity and all the money floating around such a vapid and mindless experience…is hilarious….

Not that Kimberly Garner’s got any of that, she’s just out there trying to milk the low level no one cares about that she does have..and she’s doing it via ass flashes…

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2016

Sep

Rich Girl Nicola Peltz in a See Through Shirt for a Rich Person Event of the Day

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Nicola Peltz is the daughter of a billionaire – who like all daughters of billionaires – chooses the whore on social media – aspiring to be a celebrity of her own – or maybe a model – because they like to be the focal point with everyone looking at them – thanks to daddy issues that stem with daddy being a busy man making the billions…

So instead of going to the best school ever…she was in Transformers and she’s in a see through shirt at some fashion event since it is fashion week and she’s some New York Socialiate…first and foremost…that whole hollywood thing was to seem like she’s busy in a role her dad paid for…replacing Megan Fox because any set of tits is good enough to replace Megan Fox..

All this to say, she’d be a great target for your semen to stick to her uterus…K-Fed that Ho.

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2016

Sep

Kim Kardashian Nipples of the Day

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Kim Kardashian is a gutter pig, but she’s rich and fuck and more interestingly shameless as fuck. It’s like they make 100s of millions of dollars a year, and this haggard plastic surgery ridden pig…who is some shade of shit color…still walks around with her tits out like some gutter street hooker…more importantly…she’s married to a very rich and famous rapper…and she still plays this gutter street hooker…not to mention she was raised as an LA rich gig…yet she still plays the street hooker…because she knows her audience is black men and the women who want to fuck them…which is everyone…

The funny thing about these demon, is that if the price is right, she’ll do it. She’ll promote skinny teas or protein powders like the den mother instagram hooker…without even thinking twice…she’s got a compelled and engaged audience who are locked the fuck in…and her social media team needs to be financed and paid for so bring in the shameless ads. We live in a world where people like ads….it makes zero sense to me…but what makes less than zero sense to me is that she’s so influential…kids are getting her plastic surgery procedures and are looking like this…it’s fucked….but tits are tits…and we can’t hate anyone showing tits..even if we all collectively she should be taken out back and shot like the old cow she is….

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2016

Sep

Burning Man Nudity of the Day

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Burning Man is some bullshit poser nonsense. For rich idiots and sugar babies to think they are down to earth, festival people, living in RVs in the desert – with a bunch of other idiots on psychedelic drugs for a week….all for an instagram picture – because it’s on the list of places to be for your social media…you know to matter amongst your idiot followers – as you pretend to be some kind of celebrity…

Well, it turns out that amongst the idiots having a spiritual experience, is also girls who get naked, dye their bush, together…taking chances to really absorb in the theme of event – like a fucking robot, just a good kind of robot…who gets naked…because all these people don’t realize it, but they act like it’s Halloween everyday…always dressing up or dressing down to fit in and be like everyone else…it’d be a good time to launch a product – because more than ever – the mainstream just eats up the same shit…they are all the same and will in turn make you rich…

Here are some of the nude pics…

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2016

Sep

Sex in a Tijuana Bar and Other Videos of the Day

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Man Confesses to Killing Wife and Kid – Saying She Deserved What She Had Coming

Motorcyclist Takes Flight

Diver Swarmed by Sea Lions

Girl Shoots Bow and Arrow Doing a Hand Stand

Hindu Worship Ends with 12 People Drowned

World Record Domino Drop Shot

Murder Suspect Who Killed a Dude in Vegas for Not Holding Door Open for a Woman Slips Out of Handcuffs and Walks Out of Interrogation Room….

Mistress Stripped in Car

Man Boxes a Kangaroo –

Drone Saves Drowing People in Spain

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2016

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I lost a friend last night, not to death or disease – or even drunken behavior…but to a joke…

She wrote an elaborate, gut wrenching tale of being drunkenly raped by a guy she went home with drunk, who went into a store on the walk home after he told her he was buying condoms, who she waited for and still went home with, before going into his bedroom and getting naked with and who ended up having his dick in her mouth before he put it inside her until he came…you know a typical rape story…

So my comment was “same thing happened to me last night, only my rapist didn’t take us on a condom stop pre-rape”…

Idiots…they are all around us…

Here are some morning links..

Slutty Facetuned Danish Student Politician Has A GooD Ass
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Three Kardashians at One Kanye Store
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Em Rat Cow Slutty Dress
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Taylor Swift in a White Dress
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The Fact that a Million People Haven’t Watched this Video of a Bitch Trying to be 1000 pounds Depresses me
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More Kim Kardashian in a See Through Dress – With Nipples
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Playing a Game of Pool With Guns
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Kanye Sold 780,000 Dollars of Merch at his Concert
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Insane Simon ATA Workout
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Idiot Cliff Jumper
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Check Out the Founder / Creator of Pokemon’s 19 Million Dollar Appartment
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Gavin Rossdale is Banging Tiger Woods Ex Wife – So Here She is in a Bikini
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This TV Dance Scene Mash Up Video Will Make You Want to Shoot Yourself in the Fucking Dick
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Little Girls with Big Guns
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2016

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I standing next to a dude who apparently has a daughter in Catholic Private school. He was talking about how the nuns did an inspection today to make sure the bratty high school girls were following dress code and that their socks were pulled up to their knees….and I said “I guess the nuns don’t realize that’s what dudes jerk off to…or maybe they do….”…

It probably would have gone over better if his daughter and three of her friends weren’t standing next to him when I said it…and they were probably 11 years old…you know…because as someone who doesn’t have kids Catholic school girl to me is Britney Spears / every porn chick on Halloween….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Great Fucking Asses
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Best Western’s Own Zendaya Calls a Store Employee RACIST – because along with everyone being a rapist, they are also all racists…
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700 Lbs Woman Wants to be 1000 Lbs
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Lindsey Vonn in a Bikini
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GQ Awards Brought out Pussy – Even Though Only Faggots Read that Shit
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Bella Hadid in a Slutty Dress
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I dare you to jerk off to the Bridget Jones Diary Premiere
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Joanna Krupa’s See Through Top
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Crushing an Xbox
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Rosie Hungtington in Tight Pants
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Kylie Jenner is a Fucking Monster
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Girls Repping Their Sports Teams
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Olivia Culpo in a Tight White Dress
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Ashley Benson and Shay Mitchell Travel TOgether
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Stranger Things 2 Trailer
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Irina Shayk Naked and Arm Bra
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Emily Ratajkowski at an Event Fashion Week…
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Multicar PileUp
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Jeff Ross Roasts Rob Lowe
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Amy Schumer’s Book was a Fail – Obviously
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Ellie Goulding in Another Nipple Dress
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Girls in Flannel
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More Kim Kardashian Nipple of the day
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Celeb Kids on Their First Day of School
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5 Questions for Nature!
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Nerds Use Nootropics for Game Play
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Nina Agdal Boring at An Event
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Rihanna Looks Fat
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Apples New No Jack Headphones
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Big Tits Slutty Skyla Novea in a Red Hoodie
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Slut Gets Undressed in the Library
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Girl and Her Big Sex Toy
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Clips of Slutty Girls Being Sluts…GET THEM
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Amateur Tumblr Account of the Day
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Laura Harris Naked in Habitat
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Free Pornstar and Other Sluts Doing Cam Shows Everyday and Everynight
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Some Trashy Model Named Megan Cox Pussy
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Masturbating Homeless Guy
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SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Babe Who Masturbates
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THIS ‘NEARLY BANNED’ VIDEO CAN GET YOU LAID TONIGHT
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2016

Sep

Rita Ora Demonstrates How She Got a Record Deal – Using a Chair of the Day

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The one time I saw Rita Ora in person, I thought she was Kelly Osborne, meaning she’s not very hot, but apparently she’s at the right table at the party and fucks the right dude in the industry – because both her and both her tits exist, and make money and do well…and no one can name one of her songs…but we can accurately guess her bra size…even with our eyes closed…

This is a fashion nude shoot for some Victoria’s Secret photographer leveraging the famous people he takes pics of for his “art” or the lie of “art”…in a book he is putitng out…what an honor…

All the direction Ora required was “show me how you got the record deal, use this chair”…and the rest is magical….she’s a real natural..when the camera turns on…she delivers…

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2016

Sep

Laverne Cox Tucks Her Cock If She Still has a Cock for Cosmo of the Day

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Laverne Cox is a Tranny actor…who is strategically positioned – because people are fighting for the rights of Tranny actors – thinking if there is a tranny character in a movie – a tranny should play that character – instead of a method actor who gets into the role of the tranny – and plays a tranny better than a tranny does – because in this world we live in – it’s not about the best MAN for the job – it’s for the person who lives as a woman who deserves the job – even if most Trannies are street hookers and not Hollywood starlets…and when they are Hollywood Starlets – they seem like a flamboyant over the top act almost mocking Trannies – worthy of Cruise shit theater…not necessarily Oscar wins…just because they have a dick…

I know Tranny porn has been the leader of all porn categories for years – because you’re all weird faggots…so I figure a tranny on the cover of a mainstream magazine is something you tranny lovers can jerk off to- I am here for you….

Posted in:Laverne Cox|SFW

2016

Sep

Charlotte McKinney Big Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Thanks to having a rich dad, and probably some rich daddies, couples with a delusion that she’s relevant and a star – every generation needs one of these – and I remember the Myspace girls who were doing this shit 15 years ago…I’m talking to you Forbidden…and Tila Tequila..who can tell you that just because dudes follow you to jerk off…doesn’t mean you’ll win a fucking Oscar…sure you can call your paparazzi friend and do some Freezing cold Ocean bullshit – that doesn’t even make her nipples hard – which is pretty suspect to me…where are the nipples…doesn’t she have nipples…are they inverted nipples…are they hidding underneath the weight of her tits…or maybe they are hiding somewhere else with her CHIN AND HER Ass…..

But she’s got big tits.and that’s all it takes for women who objectify themselves for feminism / male attention…Oh…it’s in Hawaii…either way..she’s a whore..

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Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW