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2016

05

Sep

Ashley Benson is a Jogger of the Day

Chubby Ashley Benson seems to be working out – trying to get fit – since no one wants to be the fat chick – and she’s been the fat chick…life’s a little too easy when you’re famous, on set of a show, making money, and have access to all the donuts you want all day…especially in a body positive world where fat was ok, even though it’s not ok….it is never ok…except in fetish videos…which isn’t usually cast by hollywood agency girls…not those kind of agencies, but pretty much the same thing…

So she works out, with shit she calls pimple cream, but that you know is cum or cum to her…donut glaze…to carry her threw the run….like a horse being led to water with a carrot on a stick…

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2016

02

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I just had a spiritual experience with a hummingbird that flew in the house…I garnered it’s trust with my kind eyes, and it eventually perched on my finger and i took him outside…

It really put life in perspective, like when you see instagram sugar babies posing with local black kids on their Exclusive 5 Star Caribbean vacation with their daddy…getting grounded…despite being materialistic whores…those posts always make me laugh…

It’s also National Pug Day…which is huge for me, because I run a Pug Milk farm…

Here is a picture of another kind of farm…

It’s Labor Day Weekend, the end of summer if you’re some kind of loser who goes to school….or some idiot with a job – excited for a long weekend….but if you’re like me – every season is the same because I don’t leave the house…and working is for losers…

Here are some Labor Day – Labor Pains Labor Links – From all My Hard Labor that I will be Celebrating while drunk this entire three day weekend…even though I don’t have a job..because despite smelling like public transit piss…my life is #goals.

You badasses…

Slutty Girls Got Underboob TIts Yo
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Wilmer Valderamma and Minka are Dating Again..
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Kylie Jenner has Nipples…
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Jeff Bridges Performing
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Kim Kardashian Admits to Ass Implants…
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How To Travel With Medical Marijuana On You
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Bella Hadid has Lyme Disease Making Her Too weak to resist my Tender Touch
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Leo and his Whore Nina
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Michele Trachtenberg is a Big Girl WHo Got Her Period at 19
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Jessica Alba has Cleavage
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Slutty Dresses for you to Cum On
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Kate Beckinsale in Fuck Me Boots
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Alessandra Ambrosio – hard Nipples
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Charlotte McKinney Boobs in a Bikini
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Amy Adams – Boring at a Premiere
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Britney Spears Says She Has 9 More Albums in Her…
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Next Generation of Bank Notes
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Tasmin Egerton Braless
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Juno Temple – Boring at a Premiere
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Christopher Guest has a New Movie with Netflix Called MASCOTS – This is the Trailer
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Rihanna Feet
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Massive Car Pileup
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Elle Fanning – Legs Out in Hollywood
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Jessica Lowndes Butt Shot..
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EMILE DE RAVIN VS AIRPORT SECURITY AND HER BREAST PUMP…
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Subway Jared Blames the Parents Not his Pervert Self
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Reese Witherspoon – Massive Cameltoe
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Dakota Fanning Legs…
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Chloe Moretz Single for Your Masturbation.
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Genesis Rodriguez of the Day
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Mel B – Scary Spice Tits
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Lea Michele in a Bikini Photoshoot….
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Beyonce – Big Tits
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Heidi Klum Feet for the Foot Fetishists
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Lohan’s Grand Theft Auto Lawsuit THROWN OUT
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Let’s Relive Girls With No Bras ON
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Girl and Her Clit…
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Justyna Naked Next to Grafitti
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Girl Shows Off
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Clips of Slutty Girls Being Sluts…GET THEM
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BLOW JOB
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Free Pornstar and Other Sluts Doing Cam Shows Everyday and Everynight
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A Teen and Her Sex Toy
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Oktoberfest Lesbians
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SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Cute Amateur in Bed…
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THIS ‘NEARLY BANNED’ VIDEO CAN GET YOU LAID TONIGHT
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Rave Babe of the Day
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Girl with Mouth Skills..
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Big Tits on a Girl
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2016

02

Sep

Lindsay Lohan Changing Out of her Bathing Suit of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is god….and going into the weekend…remember that my friend, sloppier than she used to be, but still only 30 and magnifcent – despite her mangled facial injections….and bullshit scandals that all stem from having her life robbed of her by her opportunist parents…I’m talking about the one and only, spilling out of her bathing suit…LINDSAY LOHAN…the queen of my universe…has made a beach bathing suit appearance and I want to lick until it dissolves…which would require a lot of licking…is perfection…everything…bow down to her…she’s the real queen…

I’m a life fan. She is my life work.

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2016

02

Sep

Lea Michele in a Swimsuit of the Day

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I usyed to think Lea Michele was a dude…who dressed like a girl – but it turns out after much research staring at the vagina area in these bathing suits for the last 15-30 seconds that she doesn’t seem to have a dick…

She’s just manipulated us in other ways like when her fake hollywood boyfriend had a drug overdose – which threw off the marketing of GLEE…

I’m not sure why she’s decided to become an instagram model, or bikini model, but her ass looks ok…I guess this is what happens when dudes come across trannies before ever knowing they are into trannies…it’s like – “her tits were good”…or “her ass was tight”….then I saw there were balls…so as soon as I finished…I got the fuck out of there”…kind of thing…but she’s doing it…bikini shoots for everyone…this is the instagram vapid whore generation…where anyone in a bikini bikini photoshoots…

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2016

02

Sep

Christina Milian Milking It for the Paparazzi Like an Attention Seeker of the Day

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Christina Milian is a shameless mother of some random ethnic background – who envies the Kardashians hard…and who despite being rich, having a pop song, and an ex husband and baby daddy who also has a lot of money…she still goes out every chance she gets in bikini, or in these short shorts, shamelessly trying to maintain some level of sex appeal, despite being old…and I guess with an ass like this, she’s suddenly more interesting than she has been in many years…I mean sure when these sluts get the paparazzi to shoot them fake hiking is at the level of Vegas Pool party Hosting gig…but at least she’s trying…to relive the glory days when she was almost Nicki Minaj…with her “dip it low” song…that people jerked off to – since it was pre-internet…

Either way…good times…

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HERE ARE SOME OF HER ATTENTION SEEKING SELFIES…

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2016

02

Sep

Irina Shayk and Sara Sampaio Naked for Mariano Vivanco’s Portraits of Flower book of the Day

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Photographer Mariano Vivanco published a book and he’s shot all these famous hooker models naked – so I guess that’s what the book is about – and we love naked hooker models – they are just more important than other hookers sand models….so here’s the queen Russian spy, straight from the KGB training department on how to lure rich guys with her pussy…before her obvious pregnancy to Brad Cooper retirement plan ass…

Irina Shayk….

And Sara Sampaio…cuz she’s skinny and supports being skinny – something I like in a model…even if her tits in her EVIL EMPIRE shoots are lies…

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2016

02

Sep

Hilary Duff’s Box of the Day

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I thought Hilary Duff’s Box would be bigger…

That’s all I got..but this picture is fucking everything….or rather everything I want to fuck. I love this dump truck sized Hilary Duff, mom and all, which is so weird…considering I didn’t like her at 18…this is backwards…but staring at her back…makes the world make sense to me…and that’s what matters.

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2016

02

Sep

Cara Delevingne without panties of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is part of some feminist amazing project where they put flowers between their legs – to celebrate having vaginas – or a GARDEN in her pants – that Cara Delevingne’s may be more than just floral, but also filled of bacteria…maybe some aquatic animals..a little yeast and herpes and disgustingness…you know the kind of garden you find growing behind some septic run off…with the lone flower blowing in the wind…or maybe the kind of garden made in a lab – on petri dish working on finding the cure to AIDs or some shit…because despite her scam that got her in movies, and despite her being fun and lively to the rich people she hangs with because she too is rich…there’s something vile about her..and as a dude who likes street hookers…that’s erotic as fuck to me…

We just need more labia! If you’re gonna show your pussy as a flower- show your fucking pussy bro.

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2016

02

Sep

Jennifer Lawrence Gets Paid by Dior of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence is a bullshit celebrity – who is on the highest paid celebrity list – even though I find her dull – uneventful – barely hot – despite her great tits that were stolen and posted everywhere that finally gave her a little edge in her otherwise vapid, useless, used as a tool to get bigger budget life….you know a sell out before she was even 18…cashing in hard…winning all the awards…designed to bring in attention, talent, fill seats…because HOLLYWOOD knows how dumb people are…and they’ll buy into anything..

Well the Fashion industry follows their lead – and probably paid her 10 million dollars for these garbage pics…

We allow this world to fucking happen – we are all a bunch of idiots…some of us, like Jennifer Lawrence just happen to win at it…I think it’s cuz of her tits…it’s always the tits.

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2016

02

Sep

Chiara Scelsi Tits for LUI Magazine of the Day

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Chiara Scelsi is some model I’ve never heard of, but should jerk off to, and you should to…but not in a gay way, like we’re all hanging out together with a loaf of bread…playing some schoolyard jerk off games….you fucking homo…just in general – because she’s a naked chick…in a nude magazine…being felt up proper…strategically covering her cunt…

She’s 19, her boyfriend, who is probably in the shoot with her “works in music”…and they follow their favorite DJs around the world in her spare time…lame….but typical of idiots these days…

She’s EURO and tits are like bikinis, so this isn’t too exciting for anyone who has seen her in IBIZA, but she only started modelling in February…so young, new model tits…for the win….

Good job LUI Magazine…for bringing the gold…

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