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2016

02

Sep

Izabel Goulart – Lingerie Model of the Day

Izabel Goulart did some lingerie runway show – despite being old…she’s still got a few catwalks left in her brazilian hustle…these did the rounds the other day, I didn’t bother posting them because I was doing more important shit…like staring at the fucking wall…something I told someone I do at least 3 hours a day – and they thought I was fucking nuts…but I they underestimate what sleep apnea, alcohol addiction, diabetes, high blood pressure and possibly AIDS can do to an exhausted mind with hatred for most things but an unwillingness to kill myself because it’s all so funny…

I figure put these up a couple day laters because she’s not so famous, but she is so fucking ripped it’s almost disgusting…in a world of fatness, I appreciate a body that is fitness…coupled with a little starvation..

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Look she’s a modern day Jane Fonda…with a Brazilian accent and a dad who is the owner of a Lingerie Empire….not a famous actor….with an actual toned body…but same fucking thing…

A video posted by Izabel Goulart (@iza_goulart) on Aug 25, 2016 at 7:28am PDT

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2016

02

Sep

Megan Williams for Madame Figaro of the Day

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Megan Williams is some instagram model with 150,000 followers so she must be really fucking important…because this magazine featured her..

I had never heard of her, I just assumed she was the white adopted sister of Michelle Williams from Destiny Child, you know cuz their Dad Montel Williams is just a good dude…and their mom Vanessa Williams loves to sing…while her sisters Serena Williams and Venus Williams play tennis..but it turns out she’s from the UK…and not related to them black folk…she is however a model who has worked with Victoria’s Secret, whatever that means, she was never their main bitch, but I guess she was one of the back-up dancers…and she also did stuff for GUESS? because the owners of GUESS? are fucking pervert Moroccans who fucking love big titty blondes…

These are from July, I apologize in advance for not being up to speed on a model I’ve never featured in a world of thousands of fucking models.

Posted in:Megan Williams|SFW

2016

02

Sep

Jena Malone, Abbey Lee and Bella Heathcote Naked in the Neon Demon of the Day

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Recently engaged Jena Malone, who I don’t really remember from anything special, but I have no memory of anything at all, so she’s probably really fucking famous or something…she’s also a mom…out of wedlock…to a kid she named “Ode Mountain DeLorenzo Malone”…at least according to WIKIPEDIA…and that in and of itself is some kind of hilarious “my life is too easy because I made a lot of money in random hollywood movies that I can be on some self discovery journey that is like burning man everyday…where I come up with ridiculous names like Ode Mountain DeLorenzo Malone”….

Well, she’s in an Elle Fanning movie that I don’t think did very well – with other models named Abbey Lee and Bella Heathcote…where they get naked…

The premise is a 16 year old moves to Hollywood to model, even though modelling is more a New York thing, but gets eaten up by the creeper predators…that is the dream of every single instagram model ever…so long as the creepy predator is rich…

Here are some screenshots..if you want to see the clips – rent the movie and support Hollywood billionaires…

(more…)

Posted in:Abbey Le|Bella Heathcote|Jena Malone

2016

02

Sep

Christie Leigh Lingerie in Boring Pics of the Day

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Christie Leigh is some bullshit instagram model – who probably thinks she’s really important – because the new “being a Disney kid”…is having a million followers on social media…allowing you to define your life, your career, and answer to nobody except maybe the skinny teas that are giving you 500 – 5000 dollars a post…silly…

The only challenge is getting to that 1 million instagram followers…it involves doing fake photoshoots for fake magazines that have fake followers to generate some buzz – to feel like you matter – and the nice thing about that hustle, that basic low level idiot hustle…is that a lot of these girls are cute, the world is full of cute girls…so getting them half naked – is a fucking win…for all the men in the world into seeing random cute girls half naked…it’s empowering…

Posted in:Christie Leigh|SFW

2016

02

Sep

Nina Agdal & Hailey Clauson Summer of Swim Behind the Scenes of the Day

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Nina Agdal and Hailey Clauson are part of the Sports Illustrated summer program, where she’s showing her nipples in artistic black and white shoots….because this is art or some bullshit – at some event that Sports Illustrated is probably getting paid a lot of money for, otherwise they wouldn’t bother organizing this shit…unless they realized if they used their hooker promo model team more than just in February when they release the magazine, they can get content all year round…sure it makes the excitement that no one has for the magazine dwindle…if they get it everyday….but we get it everyday – from their hookers and other hookers alike..making none of this shit special, exciting or interesting…even when you can see the trick’s nipples…

Boring.

: Swimsuit 2017: Summer of Swim Behind the Scenes Nina Agdal Coney Island, NY, USA 06/17/2016 SWIM-117 TK2 Credit: Taylor Ballantyne

: Swimsuit 2017: Summer of Swim Behind the Scenes Nina Agdal Coney Island, NY, USA 06/17/2016 SWIM-117 TK2 Credit: Taylor Ballantyne

: Swimsuit 2017: Summer of Swim Behind the Scenes Nina Agdal Coney Island, NY, USA 06/17/2016 SWIM-117 TK2 Credit: Taylor Ballantyne

: Swimsuit 2017: Summer of Swim Behind the Scenes Nina Agdal Coney Island, NY, USA 06/17/2016 SWIM-117 TK2 Credit: Taylor Ballantyne

: Swimsuit 2017: Summer of Swim Behind the Scenes Nina Agdal Coney Island, NY, USA 06/17/2016 SWIM-117 TK2 Credit: Taylor Ballantyne

: Swimsuit 2017: Summer of Swim Behind the Scenes Nina Agdal Coney Island, NY, USA 06/17/2016 SWIM-117 TK2 Credit: Taylor Ballantyne

: Swimsuit 2017: Summer of Swim Behind the Scenes Nina Agdal Coney Island, NY, USA 06/17/2016 SWIM-117 TK2 Credit: Taylor Ballantyne

: Swimsuit 2017: Summer of Swim Behind the Scenes Nina Agdal Coney Island, NY, USA 06/17/2016 SWIM-117 TK2 Credit: Taylor Ballantyne

: Swimsuit 2017: Summer of Swim Behind the Scenes Nina Agdal Coney Island, NY, USA 06/17/2016 SWIM-117 TK2 Credit: Taylor Ballantyne

: Swimsuit 2017: Summer of Swim Behind the Scenes Nina Agdal Coney Island, NY, USA 06/17/2016 SWIM-117 TK2 Credit: Taylor Ballantyne

: Swimsuit 2017: Summer of Swim Behind the Scenes Nina Agdal Coney Island, NY, USA 06/17/2016 SWIM-117 TK2 Credit: Taylor Ballantyne

: Swimsuit 2017: Summer of Swim Behind the Scenes Nina Agdal Coney Island, NY, USA 06/17/2016 SWIM-117 TK2 Credit: Taylor Ballantyne

: Swimsuit 2017: Summer of Swim Behind the Scenes Nina Agdal Coney Island, NY, USA 06/17/2016 SWIM-117 TK2 Credit: Taylor Ballantyne

: Swimsuit 2017: Summer of Swim Behind the Scenes Hailey Clauson and Nina Agdal Coney Island, NY, USA 06/17/2016 SWIM-117 TK3 Credit: Taylor Ballantyne

: Swimsuit 2017: Summer of Swim Behind the Scenes Hailey Clauson and Nina Agdal Coney Island, NY, USA 06/17/2016 SWIM-117 TK3 Credit: Taylor Ballantyne

: Swimsuit 2017: Summer of Swim Behind the Scenes Hailey Clauson and Nina Agdal Coney Island, NY, USA 06/17/2016 SWIM-117 TK3 Credit: Taylor Ballantyne

: Swimsuit 2017: Summer of Swim Behind the Scenes Mermaid Parade Coney Island, NY, USA 06/18/2016 SWIM-118 TK2 Credit: Taylor Ballantyne

: Swimsuit 2017: Summer of Swim Behind the Scenes Mermaid Parade Coney Island, NY, USA 06/18/2016 SWIM-118 TK2 Credit: Taylor Ballantyne

Posted in:Hailey Clauson|Nina Agdal|SFW

2016

02

Sep

Ruby Aldridge and Arpana Rayamajh for Some Magazine of the Day

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Ruby Aldridge and Arpana Rayamajh in some fashion magazine as a reminder that behind every 4 million dollar a year model for some Evil underwear brand that no one really understands how she became a part of…other than that she was working the LA scene harder than the TAMPON ads she was booking…is a younger sister…we can also fantasize about having sex with – because sister sex is the best sex – for perverts who like the idea of sisters having sex – which is unfortunately every fucking dude out there…

I don’t know who Arpana Rayamajh, but this isn’t about her, it’s about Ruby Aldridge, my queen an old myspace friend who dumped me around the time her sister booked Victoria’s Secret, and her own career went mainstream, since no one wants a creepy pervert blogger as a friend, it’s a liability…it is also humiliating because blogging is pretty fucking pathetic…but I still remember the good internet times we had together….and for that reason alone…we all must collectively celebrate the enigma, the goddess, the skinny and tall…who looks like an actual model Ruby Aldridge….

Posted in:Ruby Aldridg|SFW

2016

02

Sep

Black Cop Daggering White Girls in the UK and Other Videos of the Day

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Prostitute Offers Discount Because Dude’s Penis is Pinky Sized

Preacher VS Hooker

Dead Frog in Ice Cream

Carnival Cruise VS Marina

Right Light Runner…

Cyclist VS Motorbikes

Soccer Player Applauds Himself

Posted in:SFW|stepNEWS

2016

02

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like to go through life reminding myself that every girl I talk to, even the most wholesome and religious, even the kindest and most basic, even the most beautiful and happily married…has a part of her…a little place in her mind, heart and soul…that wants to be banged by more than one dude…

Is it learnt behavior, from porn breaking us down as a society, is it instinctive…is it some animalistic nonsense…who knows..but remember, everytime you talk to any woman..even your mom…she’s masturbated to getting manhandled by a group of dudes at least once…

Now I’m not into gangbangs, dudes annoy me..all fucking horny enough to fight for one hole with boners together..but bros and other primates and high school kids don’t give a fuck and make it happen because it is normal…..

I’m just into knowing girls want it…allows you to treat them with the respect they deserve..

Here are some pre-labor day links…

Titty Bounce..
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Rihanna Got a Drake Tattoo on her Feet for the Feet Fetishists
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Nicki Minaj has a New Music Video You Don’t Care to See
CLICK HERE

This is the Best Fat girl in a Sports Bra Dance Video
CLICK HERE

Bitch You Lied to Me
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Chris Brown’s Hooker is a Hooker..
CLICK HERE

Star Wars – Go Rogue Trailer
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Taylor Swift’s PR Machine is Working Hard
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ALicia Vikander at an Event with a Dude She Probably Fucks….
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Creepy Old Man Gets Off Wearing Creepy Bodysuit
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Britney Covers Marie Claire
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Some Girl on Some Weird Star Wars Performing Art…
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Porn Casting Couch Audition Weirdness
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Buy a Piece of American Hollywood History…with this 135,000 dollar house!
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Gold Coated Popcorn
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2016

01

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Today – I found out a girl I used to sext deleted me off social media, I guess my opinion of our romance was far different than hers. I thought it would be forever…I guess I was wrong…

So I pulled up her old nudes and jerked off to them alongside her wedding pics because romance lives forever…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Not Wearing Bras….
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Carly Rae Jepsen Cleavage
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Rihanna Kisses Drake
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Kerri Walsh Jennings Beach Ass
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Whore and her Bare Ass
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Chloe Grace Moretz and Brooklyn Decker Split…
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Taylor Swift in a Onsies..
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Emma Stone Cankles
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Kenzie Doesn’t Want Bitches to Lie
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2 Chainz Eats Gold Popcorn
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Barbara Palvin in a Tight Dress
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Demi Lovato Drives for Lyft
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The New Spike Jonez Ad
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Eleven From Stranger Things Raps Nicki Minaj…
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Bill Nye the Science Guy Gets a New Show
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Dark Hair – Light Eyes
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Chloe Ferry Panties to Fap To
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Kelsea Ballerini – in a Yellow Outfit
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Die Antwoord – New Crazy Video
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The Voice of your Childhood…
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Two Girls in Blazers with No Bras at the VMAs
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Tara Reid at the Slot Machine
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Emma Stone Legs…
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10 Most Controversial TV Episode
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Gemma Arterton in a White Dress of the Day
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Ashley Benson in a Tight Pants
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Bob Ross Hair was a Lie
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Jennifer Lopez is Sad
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Kaia Gerber at a Premiere
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Caroline Wozniacki Legs
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Real Pornstars on the Casting Couch…
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Imogen Thomas Big in a Bikini
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Kendall Jenner Raking it in – With No Bra
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Big Sloppy Tits…
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From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE VERY NSFW!
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Face Dildo
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Clips of Slutty Girls Being Sluts…GET THEM
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Catwalk Titty
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Oktoberfest Lesbians
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Free Pornstar and Other Sluts Doing Cam Shows Everyday and Everynight
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Masturbator
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Tits in the Shower
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Feminist Dyke VS the Patriarchy
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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Some Random Girl and Her Pubic Hair
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THIS ‘NEARLY BANNED’ VIDEO CAN GET YOU LAID TONIGHT
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Some Girl with Big Fake Tits
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2016

01

Sep

14 Year old Kaia Gerber – the Gerber Baby – Plays Dress-Up of the Day

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I understand when a really ghetto drug addicted hooker – living in a one bedroom apartment with no running water or food in the fridge – deeper than being down on her luck – mom decides to get her 14 year old into the family business. You know, she’s hit puberty, you can charge a premium, whatever…your life fucking sucks, you’re a disgusting degenerate anyway…why not add more fuel to your resume of gutter, rock bottom, low life trash…

But when Cindy Crawford a very rich woman, married the Randy Gerber a very rich man…who also has very rich parents…I don’t understand why at 14, they think it’s a good idea to throw their daughter Kaia Gerber into the mix.

I get it, people are attention seeking fame whores, people love social media, people love being published in magazines, and people are taking interest in her based on her name and mom alone…so the opportunity is there…but the opportunity will be there in 3 or 4 years when she’s legal, after she’s done school, maybe even when she’s in college during the summer…

But to get her posing, showing skin, pulling the Jardashian fame whore, attention seeking, create her into a brand other brands will pay for…just makes no fucking sense…it can only attract negative attention, bad decisions, and perverts like you jerking off to her…

She’s 14…she should be getting her first babysitting job, not her first magazine cover in a fashion magazine famous for putting nude pics of Kim Kardashian out there…

I blame social media for this…

Posted in:Kaia Gerber|SFW