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2016

22

Aug

More Naked Pics of Irina Shayk for GQ Italy of the DAy

Irina Shayk’s nudes for GQ Italy are pictures we should revisit every couple of days – because Irina Shayk is everything…she’s amazing, she’s the future, but not really – she’s pretty much at her peak or already peaked…

She’s just going to get knocked up by Brad Cooper and retire from the whoring – to focus on raising her kids with a series of nannies while she goes to events and spends Brad Cooper money on things she couldn’t afford back in her cold water flat in Russia….

Or maybe she’ll just get divorced and collect the child support, in what is the magical fairy tale of hot pussy that moves to America to be famous….this is the dream…

All it took was being hot..always at the right events…being published…being friends with the right people who like hot chicks around..getting A-List dudes to think the pussy is more valuable than other hookers because there is hype around them – and actors fucking love hype….and this is the modern hollywood romance filled with drama, herpes and a lot of free time…

But her nudes…those nudes..a.re good..

Bonus – Her Ass in Leggings…

TO SEE HER OUT IN WEST HOLLYWOOD IN LEGGINGS CLICK HERE

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2016

22

Aug

Cara Delevingne Makes Villain Impressions of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is up there with being the worst. I don’t know what I have against her, or what my problem is, because I should like any girl who is hot, skinny, and making that money….rocking an accent, in big movies, at all the parties…a real it girl….

You know I should put posters of her in my high school locker and fantasize about the day I’ll one day meet her and have her babies – even though she fucks girls, which should technically be bonus for my love for her…like what a great angle…she eats pussy and I eat pussy – more in common that I have with most girls I jerk off to..

But for some reason, I think she fucking sucks..she’s a terrible actor, an overrated model, she’s not that hot or interesting looking and her overall personality is just annoying. She’s a spoiled fucking kid who was born to the right family that got her to the right place..and now she’s out having fun, running shit, in a world that should have no fun, as we should all suffer as it self destructs…

I figured only nerds read this site- or go to this site – cool people are out doing cool things – so seeing her do bad impressions of villains is probably porn to you – and if it’s porn to you – then it’s porn to me…

It’s for Elle US…

Posted in:Cara Delevingne|SFW

2016

22

Aug

Lais Ribeiro Nipple on Fire of the Day

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I guess Lais Ribeiro management – or the people who bred her and created her over at Victoria’s Secret are ready to put her in their starting line-up, because whenever they decide on new pussy to push on their marketing to promote garbage made in China over priced mall brand lingerie, that new pussy starts getting coverage…and I’ve seen Lais Ribeiro mentioned at least a dozen times in the last month, which means…they’ve decided to make her exists like they’ve made so many other hookers exist.

I don’t know when this picture by nude model photographer Jurij Treskow happened, maybe I already posted it, but it’s Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model with big tits, and apparently – pretty big nipples, lighting that shit on fire like some kind of arson, or like you can smoke those nipples like you freebase cocaine…or maybe it’s just for the sake of bullshit, pretentious, fake, low concept art….who am I to tell or judge..I’ll just stare at the tits..because tits are things I like to stare at…

Posted in:Lais Ribeiro|SFW

2016

22

Aug

Amanda Seyfried for Vogue Russia of the Day

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I feel like we’ve seen these pictures before and that they are being repurposed by Vogue Russia…but I guess I could be wrong. I don’t really keep track of this shit, even though you’d think downloading them and uploading them to a website with a stupid blurb is pretty much doing more than just keeping up with this shit, it’s fucking cataloging it. I am so pathetic…

If there was a celebrity I remember posting o and there isn’t, because I post 20 times a day about this shit, that it’s all become one big blur or irrelevant shit, Amanda Seyfried is one I’d like to think I’d remember…

I find her hot, I find her interesting, only because she’s absolutely not interesting at all. She barely dresses before leaving the house, she’s a slob but she gets into movies, while Justin Long gets into her…and most importantly, I like that she stole work from Lohan like a fucking SCAB, and I love Scabs because they show the powers that the people they think they need aren’t actually needed, and they can be replaced by some hotter younger version – with blonder hair..and less freckles…but the most interesting thing about her, in all her boring as fuck behavior, is that she gets naked in movies…and I like it…

So these Vogue Russia pics may be new, are probably like all American content in Russia…12 years old..but I still like what they represent…one of the weirdest, most uneventful, celebs I like seeing naked…and for that…I’ll post them along with 20 other posts on bullshit no one cares about…I’m so innovative…giving the people what they want…

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried|SFW

2016

22

Aug

Alexander Alexandrov’s Video of an Ass in a Wave f the Day

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His name is Alexander Alexandrov …I feel like I’ve posted some of his videos before, but this one came across my feed and I thought….damn that ass in slow motion ass in a tub and it is pretty hot, pervert shit, but that can be spinned as “art” celebrating the woman form within new and interesting textures or some shit…and not the close up butt shot it really is….and I figured that’s a great way to get girls to show off their amazing asses…because if you say it’s for my pervert fans –

Here’s another one of an Ass in a Tub

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2016

22

Aug

Anne Vyalitsyna for Maxim of the Day

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Anne Vyalitsyna used to go by the name Anne V…and I havent’ heard shit about her in forever…

She is a Russian model – who was a Sports Illustrated model for 10 years thanks to her hot body, but I think she did more modeling than the average Sports Illustrated model – who doubles as a sugar baby.

That’s not to discount Anne V’s attempt to sleep with rich men for the good life, she was dating Adam Levine, possibly the most annoying human in pop music…that should be taken out back and shot, but that is never taken out back and shot, but that instead gets lots of model pussy…he even knocked one up from Victoria’s Secret, you know mark that territory, show off to everyone what you bought…because these bitches love money, charge day rates and are just prostitutes in their own right…but not Anne V, Anne V is different…she’s not like most Russians with no soul, out to get ahead and to live the good life…she’s a Russian who just coincidentally got pregnant with some dot com billionaire….it was love dammit…real fucking love…

So she’s a blonde Irina Shayk, just as communist, who went with less of a public figure to seduce, and more the nerdy older rich guy…because they are less egotistical and creppy – but not really…all dudes with money who know they can buy hot women are creepy..

Well, she’s back, a mom…showing her ass in Maxim for a legendary photographer, who has had his share of models including Elle Macpherson, named Gilles bensimon….for Maxim…lookin’ hot…for a 30 year old mom…because Russians are fucking robots…amazing and hot fucking robots who fuck…

Posted in:Anne Vyalitsyna|SFW

2016

22

Aug

Woman Gets Dragged Across Street by her Hair…and Other Videos of the Day

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Drunk Naked Guy Breaks Police Car Window

12 Year Old Isis Kid with a Suicide Vest

Bronx Shooting – Man Runs and Leaves Kid Behind

Road Rage – Instant Karma

Two Guys One Woman beat a Guy in Venice

Rape Culture Orangutan

Man Chilling with a Dagger in His Back

Little Girl Drives Excavator

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

22

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My new hobby is hitting on wives – and I guess girlfriends – in front of their boyfriends…where that I try to get them to make out with me while the husband is in a conversation with someone else at the bar….not because I like married women, I like all women, but I like to test the hell prison they have put themselves into – by offering something exciting, in their otherwise very routine life…

So far…it’s backfired, when the husband caught wind of my hustle, he didn’t try to beat me, you know the standard way a husband would react when you’re grabbing his wife’s tits, he actually started hitting me on, telling me how bad he wanted to suck my dick and fuck my ass…because I was beautiful…

Point of the story, the deep revelation of my experience, is that married people…are weird..

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning..

Girls in Bikinis
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Fugitive Who Tried to Escape Disguised as Old Dude
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Lais Ribeiro – Lingerie
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Lohan Demands to See Putin
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Leonardo DiCaprio and Nina Agdal didn’t Die in a Car Accident…
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Race Walking is the Funniest Shit Ever
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Hamster Does First Level of Mario
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Robin Williams’ Daughter has Written 17 Scripts No One will REad Since her Dad Died
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Soulja Boy Made Instagram Video Making Death Threaats to the Guy Banging his Ex…
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Toddler Found Strapped to a Fence in Washington State
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US Wrestler Gets Bitten By Opponent
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Truck Spins Out on Brisbane Motorway
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Girls at the Gym
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Lou Pearlman – Rumored Pedo – Dead in Prison
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2016

20

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I saw at least 3 Kim Kardashians today – all with fake asses, in crop tops, wearing leggings…and one even had the black kid that she was carrying around while her black nanny pushed the baby carriage…and her personal assistant opened doors for them…she must make a lot of money at the strip club – or date drug dealers…

The highlight of my day wasn’t all the ass and fake ass I saw in leggings, sure it’s great but as a pervert, every time you leave the house is a porno…

The highlight was when some white dude was trying to explain something at a chinese woman who wasn’t really catching onto what he was saying – so he repeated it in a Chinese accent…that shit kills me everytime..

It’s the weekend some, everyday is the weekend for me…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Showing Off Their Asses
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People Boning aat the Olympics
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HOT DIVERS ASS
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Nina Agdal Thinks She’s Famous
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Daisy Lowe in Lingerie
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Dude was Catfished into thinking he was Dating Katy Perry for 6 YEars
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Elizabeth Smart is Anti Porn due to Abduction
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Courtney Stodden’s Crying on the Beach Staged Photoshoot is Dark
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Josephine Skriver Catalog Pics
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Elle Fanning Tight Pants
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Humback Whales Near Kayakers
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Metal Beethoven
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Winona Ryder and the Stranger Things Kid
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Ola Jordan Wet T-Shirt
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Kim K Fake Ass in a Bikini
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A Bunch of Cute Girls
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Safari with Elephant Ends Bad
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Sophie Turner – Weird Shirt
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The Science Behind Hating Hillary Clinton’s Voice
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Some Chick Named Shanola in Spandex
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Kim Kardashian See Through
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Rachel Bilson and Her RETARD kid
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BEyonce on a Yacht
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Elle Fanning is Creepy in a White Dress
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Shooting Arrows with No Arms
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Vanessa Hudgens Ass
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Girls Who aren’t Wearing Bras
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Firenado in Colorado
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Disney Edited Out Steven Tyler’s Shocker
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Terrifying Sorority Girls Chant…
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Random TUMBLR Porn
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Just a Girl Showing her Vagina
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Girl Gives Guy a Handjob in a Public Pool while Her Friends Watch..what..
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Big Asian TITS
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Fat Girl THINKS she’s Got the Best Body
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Trashy Slut of the Day
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Ashley Smith Nipples
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Baboon Throws Shit at Family
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Couple Fucking at a Festival
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A Couple of Sluts Washing Cars
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Boobs at the Beach
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Manhandling a Shark
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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Live and Free Pornstar Cam Shows Everyday and Everynight
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2016

19

Aug

Ivanka Trump’s Nipple from Y2k of the Day

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With all this talk of Donald Trump and his naked statue..

People just going nuts over his comedy routine, some people buying it, other people mad at it…all while his ego hears his name on the news all the fucking time….

I figure we should look at his hot daughter -Ivanka Trump – who he seems to like a little too much – thanks to that narcissism…”she’s half me…with a pussy and tits…I like it…

It’s a Y2k Throwback – or as instagram would call it – a Flashback Friday…with a puffy underdeveloped 20 year old tit…that didn’t have implants…but that did have a shiny silver dollar puffy nipple going on…and that is one think trump worth staring at….

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