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2016

01

Aug

The Melania Trump Files of the Day

The big story of the week is that New York post posted Melania Trump pics from when she was Melania Knauss – before selling her soul to the devil for the life of luxury built on not paying suppliers…and basically being one of his possessions in her empty existence that made for real awkward interraction in public…especially considering she’s an immigrant, communist, hooker, who is anti – everything Trump spews out of his mouth as he makes shit up just to be heard as if he was a tool planted by the Clintons to create the first woman president, something I’ve been saying all along, because he’s a fucking cartoon…

But I don’t see how her doing nude pics in 1995 is really that big of a story, we all knew she was a whore, a gold digging whore and not a FASHION model anyone has ever heard of…so…I don’t see how this will do any damage to a campaign as racist and insane as his…I mean even he can’t believe he hasn’t been assassinated making fun of Muslim parents of fallen soldiers – the whole thing isn’t even interesting anymore, it’s just so dumb…

The funny thing in these pics is I remember the late 90s celebrity porn sites I’d visit had them all over the place, so I may have jerked off to them 20 fucking years ago…before I knew better and before she was a plastic surgery ridden tranny – I mean except for the tits…they were always fake…

Posted in:Melania Trump|SFW

2016

01

Aug

Joanna Krupa Naked for Treats! of the Day

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I wonder if this is the first time Joanna Krupa has showed her 40 year old pussy….I mean in her career as a Glamor model I am going to assume it’s been put out there before…many times before…but maybe she just saved it for the dudes booking her on jobs and helping her get off her feet…and onto TV, into Magazines, and into some Sugar Baby show that takes place in FLorida….

Unfortunately, I am not a Joanna Krupa pussy expert, but it looks like a nice designer pussy…that could have been created in a plastic surgeon office with the rest of her fake as fuck everything…because based on everything I know about her…it’s not nearly banged out enough…but it may be crying, knowing it has come to this…at her age..to try to maintain that fame she had a taste of – even if it was in the lamest of ways…

Like any vagina in the history of vaginas – I do not mind staring at it.

VIA TREATS!

Posted in:Joanna Krupa

2016

01

Aug

Ali Michael NOT NUDE for PLAYBOY of the Day

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Playboy released this video of some ALI MICHAEL photoshoot I already posted – by Jason Lee Perry….

She is some “hipster” model who is actually a model, with an actual agency,…I think…I mean you can never be too sure who is a legit scouted model since all models are scouted off social media now – and they are all interchangeable, one in the same, willing to get naked….because Ali Michael has been naked…just not for PLAYBOY…because Playboy doesn’t do dudes you perverts, that’s for fashion magazines, Playboy instead does INSTAGRAM level nudes that have emoji’s on the nipples, to keep some mystery or to convince advertisers they arent’ a porn site in some dumb as fuck business model – ever…

Either way, here’s her 1970s, typical, played out, but these people keep doing it, California desert shoot….with a beat up truck and bike…so cool bro…fucking dumb bullshit…

I am more into watching the instagram model hard at work….modeling…this is modeling…what a joke…

the other day in Mykonos with @morgan_lane ???? @jongorriganphotography @terri_capon @imgmodels

A video posted by Ali Michael (@ali_michael) on Jul 31, 2016 at 9:11am PDT

LOL.

Posted in:Ali Michael|SFW

2016

01

Aug

Lea Michele Strategic Nude for Women’s Health of the Day

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Lea Michele is naked – but not showing anything – for Women’s Health – because I guess she didn’t want to pull out her dick and have the world know what I’ve always been saying…and that is that Lea Michele, thanks to her hard face and zero sex appeal to any heteroman had to be a man who dressed like a girl – and it worked thanks to marketing, brainwashing and her voice of an angel…it just made me laugh thinking that she was born with a penis – I am simple minded like that, and I really thought it was funny that the media was be able to sell her to the entertainment industry and as long as she was clean shaved – no one would have to know….and no one knows…

Well, Women’s Health has a different opinion of her, her hormone treatment, her new face, and her second life as a superstar actress now that she’s on a new show…but I think Women’s Health is the kind of magazine that’d put Bruce Jenner on the cover as Caitlin, but more importantly, if you were trying to trick the world into thinking a bitch is a bitch, wouldn’t Women’s Health be where you take it…

I mean I’m not an investigative journalist here….but no one I know has ever seen Lea Micehele’s pussy and until someone has proof…I’m sticking to my story….I got nothing better to do…being unemployed and pathetic and all..

These pics aren’t hot.

Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2016

01

Aug

Charli XCX Nipple of the Day

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Charli XCX posted this crackhead mangled face big titty picture to her social media – because tits get hits….that’s been her marketing angle since she started and in the beginning it was pretty big tits but sloppy rest of her, but she’s taken the time to stop eating, possibly increase her cocaine intake, maybe even start to workout because she knows people dont’ want to see a half naked fat girl, unless it’s 3 am and all the bars are clothed and she’s eager to come back to your hotel room…while you out of town on vacation and it’s your only chance to stick your dick in something new and mysterious – while your wife and kids are back home…something that makes a disgusting girl far more interesting when you get the chance to fuck her….because when you’re single and don’t have a wife you love and married to crawl back into bed with like nothing happened..thinking “I got to fuck new pussy and it was big and hilarious”…..but when your fat sex isn’t behind your wife’s back and instead you crawl into bed alone wondering what you’ve done wrong in life and reflecting on how pathetic you are it can become depressing – but not as depressing as when you do what I did and marry said fat chick you should have left covered in your cum in the backseat of her car…that horrible night that defined the last 20 years of your life..

Point being, this girl milked her tits even when she was fat, so it makes sense she’d continue that behavior…by putting this out to instagram

Posted in:Charli XCX

2016

01

Aug

Sarah McDaniel Naked for Treats! of the Day

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Sarah McDaniel has 500,000 INSTAGRAM FOLLOWERS because instagram is a hub that anyone can be someone – if they post slutty enough pictures, buy followers and get naked for influential photographers…and once they get enough of an audience they can get a modeling agency, and the occassional skinny TEA or Protein campaign – and the whole thing is pretty fucking stupid…and exhausting….especailly since there are thousands of girls who are just as hot, if not hotter, doing it better.

It’s all fucking contrived, fake, bullshit, even their faces look clown like and old, but they keep doing it because maybe they’ll get their hit music video job – so that they can outshine all other internet models.

The whole thing is fucking dumb, it’s just fetish porn, of girls in nice setting guys want to fuck, and follow because other people follow them – viral in the worst way…

I probably just prefer the girls trying to pull off the Sarah mcDaniel, assuming anyone even knows who she is by name, or cares…because clearly the number of instagram followers a model has, doesn’t have anything to do with the amount of money she makes modelling, because girls who are working models, don’t bother self promoting themselves like a bunch of fucking attention seeking hookers, trying to get noticed by the one dude who has a wallet, they are too busy already making money….but she thinks they know and care…

I prefer all the fringe instagram models, are just doing that shit for free, to get followers, or likes, but aren’t having it work for them – so they still work as cashiers at Walmart…or the local Olive Garden…

This one’s too far gone to be awesome, but she’s naked in TREATS!

VIA TREATS!

Posted in:Sarah McDaniel

2016

01

Aug

Sandra Kubicka Naked for Treats! of the Day

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Sandra Kubicka is a fake model but I guess she doesn’t call herself a fake model because according to her instagram she’s bought a lot of fans – so she’s legit…

She’s Polish, but lives in Miami and has done zero campaigns, which makes me question what type of model she is…where is the money coming in, or is the money from people coming in…her…

You know typical hooker, not wanting to work a real job, showing the world how dumb they are supporting such trash that is obvioulsy over photoshopped garbage…

But she’s got an agency, so she must be real professional, you know not some kind of freelance hooker, but one with a company that says “we might as well sign her like her pimp in case a brand needs bullshit social media numbers”…

VIA TREATS!

Posted in:Sandra Kubicka

2016

01

Aug

Joanna Halpin Topless for Byrdie Mack of the Day

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Joanna Halpin has 275,000 instagram followers….on her INSTAGRAM because she’s really relevant, current, a celebrity in some ways, you know because her instagram – that was probably built off of slutty pics, nude pics, high concept nude pics, topless bikini pics, etc….but that she’s turned into a lifestyle account, with close ups of grapefruit…

???? (there's no grapefruit emoji)

A photo posted by JOANNA HALPIN (@joannahalpin) on Jul 23, 2016 at 9:00am PDT

Because tits may get hits and followers, but they don’t get female followers and they don’t appeal to the fashion brands she wants to get paid by…

Seriously, 275,000 instagram followers and I’ve never heard of her….because you can buy 1,000,000 followers from India for 100 dollars.

The good news is that her tit pics still exist, and clearly still happen, even if she’s she swapped out her strategy to become a fashionable, design, travel and art “curator”…to make more money and to be more than just a whore, while being a whore.

Not so brilliant, but people buy into the bullshit, which is more reason to hate Social Media…it’s the fucking worst…

Posted in:Joanna Halpin

2016

01

Aug

Sex in the Park and Other Videos of the Day

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Funeral Strippers

Drunk Lady VS the Police LADA

Terrifying – Guy Chops off a Random Woman’s Hands in Costa Rica

Boston Zoo Gorilla Attacks

Costco Shooting by an Off Duty Cop

Idiot Protestor Almost Kills Himself

Crossing the Street Fail

Woman Trying the Insurance Scam

Suit VS Corporate Fountain

Flash Robbery

Butt Implant Gone Wrong

Big Rig on Fire

Haitian Band Entertains

Big Booty Bait Prank of the Day

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

01

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am in a festival girl hangover, not because I go to music festivals, I’m not a faggot hippie with pain on my face dancing around topless or in costumes like that, especially not for shitty pop bands on the mainstage…but when the festival hits – the streets and bars get filled with so many girls in short fucking ass exposing shorts and their tits out – like an endless stream of those asses in shorts…with their tits out – enough to make a date rapist out of even the kindest man with good intentions – it’s just too much to take…

My favorite festival girl was the one with bruised legs from what must have been a festival gang bang, you know girls these days grow up looking up to porn chicks, and when was rolling around on the side of the street wasted, she kept lifting her dress and slapping her pussy….then she tackled her friend and slapped her pussy…before spending 10 minutes touching tongues with her….I would have filmed it – but I don’t have room on my phone and don’t believe in snapchat.

An experience that brought me hope and that reminded me that leaving the house leads to great memories I can jerk off to when I get home because they all find me too creepy to actually get naked for, they prefer just doing it for the streets…

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Game of Thrones is Ending in 2008
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Bill Clinton Playing with Balloons
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Bai Ling in Ribbons
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Joe Jonas Wants to Kill Gigi Hadid
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Germany’s Most Dangerous Toy
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Apparently – Bruce Jenner is Dating a Young Black Man
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KGB AT THE DNC
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Upset Lady at the Salon
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Kanye’s Weird Song / Video
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Girls in Bed
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