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2016

08

Aug

Lucy Pinder’s Calendar Shoot of the Day

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Instagram killed the Glamour model, but Lucy Pinder at 32, seems to keep going – and delivering for her creepy older fans, by producing a calendar and we know the kind of blue collar person who doesn’t own a smart phone or computer for his calendar needs and needs to buy some trashy, low quality, big monster titty babe in her 30s calendar to plan his very busy schedule of “welfare check” on the first of the month and “bingo” every Thursday…and diabetes appointment on the fifteenth…

My opinion of Glamour models is pretty basic, I like average looking girls who saw getting topless as an opportunity to get famous in the UK and for some in the world. The cocktail waitress who got topless for Page 3 before every girl got topless for the world on instagram.

Some of these girls made money, got into Reality TV, secured soccer stars and the good life….all of these girls showed their tits before showing tits was mainstream and feminist and back when showing tits took a girl with no dad, or a hippie nudist dad who may have made her walk around topless her entire life / raped her…to bite the bullet and get topless….which isn’t a big deal…but still meant you wouldn’t ever become a politician…most were average looking, but they all had tits…and when a woman is ranked and valued and based on her tits…from strip club to shitty men’s magazines…I remember the American dream…even if they are all from the UK….

Here’s her cheesy shoot for 2017….with them big Glamour Model tits…

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2016

08

Aug

Emily Osment Got Tits of the Day

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Emily Osment is in a bikini showing off some tit….because I guess she wants to show the world her tits – because why else would she post a picture of her tits in a bikini – sure she’ll say it’s for her own personal collection? Her online visual and photographic diary that people just follow because they like her….but I don’t think anyone knows who the fuck she is…they barely know her more famous brother…

I like to make the same joke about Emily Osment because I am convinced she is Haley Joel Osment from the Sixth Sense after his sex change…in efforts to keep his success alive…because everyone knows child stars are fucked in the head and do fucked up shit the second they aren’t cute anymore…and the guys rarely carry their “cute kid” appeal into adulthood. Not everyone is Leonardo DiCaprio and those boyish good looks go into his 60s….

SO little dude was nominated for an oscar at 10 or some shit…and it went all down hill for him…so playing a chick after getting fake tits…doing some character acting…is all he knows, what his parents trained he to do…reinvent himself as a chick and have a second stab at a career….the family depends on him…

He would have probably had more success if he marketed the transition like a Jenner…

But people get bored when I keep saying the same thing…and stop coming back, even though you’re only here for the tits..

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2016

08

Aug

Hope Solo Naked for ESPN and the Olympics of the DAy

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I watched the Olympics this weekend, it’s on everywhere, it’s like a worldwide event or some shit, you know designed to make billions of dollars off the backs of amateur athletes in obscure sports you know they don’t make money doing…I’m talking to you Shot Put guy…never in the history of anything has a Shot Put star existed…I mean unless there’s a video of some hot Eastern European Shot Put girl in a bikini – shot putting…whatever…

I guess the lesson learned from this Olympic weekend was that Rio, the most polluted, sewer filled city was pandering to climate change…but more importantly, that watching legs break on male gymnasts is more fun than trying to jerk off to Women’s Rubgy…not that we have proof they are actual women…

The highlight to some has been Hope Solo being BOoed for making ZIKA jokes, but the joke will be on her when she makes a small headed baby….

Here she is naked in ESPN’s body issue from god knows when – since I have a reason to post muscular, athletic, not necessarily my idea of hot, but not fat naked women….it’s just too bad I don’t have her sexts from her cell phone – since every girl has sexts on her cellphone…

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2016

08

Aug

Woman Moons Her Job when Quitting and Other Videos of the Day

Big Booty of the Day

Gymnast Who Broke Leg’s Stretcher Dropped

Wheel Falls Off While Driving

Idiot Jumps in Front of Train while Friend Films…

Dude Drinking in the Gayest Car

Cars Get Torched at Portuguese Music Festival

Woman Who Hates E-Bikes

Dude Throws Acid on 5 People

Sucide Bomb in Pakistan Kills 53 People an is Terrifying…..

Parasailing Accident

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2016

08

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Don’t tell a girl, especially not a loose looking girl you meet in a bar, with her tits out all braless and hard nippled in her tank top, sitting on her ass exposing shorts, that she’s too old and broken at 25, because some vagina is good to look at while others are good to fuck, and she’s more a one to look at….mainly because she’s not under 25….that’s not the kind of friendly tease that will get her to show you her vagina…especially not after you go on a rant about how in two years you’ll finally get to bang a girl born in the year 2000…Y2K….an exciting concept to perverts who thought the end of the world was going to happen Y2K….

It’s called self sabotage…the Jesus Martinez Story….where funny isn’t funny and doesn’t get you meaningless sex…

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

Girls in Lingerie
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The Gymnast Who Broke his Leg’s Stretcher was Dropped – FINAL DESTINATION
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Britney Spears – New Video – She’s Hot
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Hit and Run Footage
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Emma Roberts – Hot Spandex
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Ruby Rose – Wet
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Skrillex and Rick Ross Made a Song Together
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Batman VS Superman Behind the Scenes Footage
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Stranger Things as an 80s Sitcom
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Kanye West’s Favorite Noises
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Motorcycle Cop Goes Down
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Olympic Girl Swim Team Sings in the Car
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Woman’s Guide to Changing a Tire
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Hot Girlfriends Together
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2016

05

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of my day is always when I end up at a counter of a coffee shop or take out spot and the girl serving me has massive – fake looking – but too young to be fake – tits – it always leads to me spending more of my wife’s money than I plan on spending – because tits – fake looking – but too young to be fake – speak to my soul…

The low point of my day was when an amazing long legged model looking girl in the shortest shorts walked past me pushing her bike – and I couldn’t keep up – even though we were both on foot – because obesity….

Here are some weekend stepLINKS…

Girls Covered in Sand
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Britney’s New VIdeo…
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Bieber and His GF / Whore Sahara Ray Naked in Hawaii
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini for Brazil in Brazil for the Olympics – That ARe Starting Now
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Some of the Hottest Olympic Athletes
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Pokemon Go for Stoners Leaked…Check Out The New GanjaMan Go!
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Heidi Klum – Great Tits
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Katy Perry’s Big Tits – Without Orland Blooms Dick
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Emma Stone Ass
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Liquid Nitrogen VS Flamethrower
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FTC Cracks Down on Instagram Whores
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Disgusting On Set Porn Stories
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Bad Cleavage of the Day
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Warner Bros Ruined Suicide Squad Due to Fear
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Ruby Rose Getting Water Poured on Her
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Ukrainian Fitness Model – Insane Booty
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Rita Ora’s in Cosmo
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British Whore Panty Flash
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Britney Spears Pranks Jimmy Kimmel
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Racing Pigeon
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Kylie Jenner Disgusting ROund Up
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Instagram Model – Nude in Treats
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Isabel Goulart Skinny legs…
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Smokeable Art – Best Joints Ever
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Rita ORa Dropped Her Keys – LOL
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Will Smith Sings Shitty During Commercial Break
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Vanessa Hudgens in a Tight Shirt
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100 Years of Swimwear – in BODY PAINT
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Where do Your Texts Go
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Corvette Meets Palm Tree
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Hot Swedish Pilot
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Jenna Jameson – Pregnant Again…Romance, Love, Life can happen for garbage..
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Broken Hand Masturbator
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Naked Colombian with Tits
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Bryanna Holly Whore Nudes
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Great Traffic Stragegy
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Win the Lotto – Pee On Your Boss
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Some Slut Slipping Out of her Robe
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Brutal CUMPILATION
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Sex Party of the Day
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On Stage Squirting Insanity…The Dude is AMazing –
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Hot Naked Tight Pussy Bitch
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Cute / NOT Cute
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

05

Aug

Lindsay Lohan Throws Fiance’s Phone and He Wrestles Her of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is a total fucking crazy person, so this video of her angrily throwing her fiance’s phone out of their jeep on vacation is hardly as bad as she gets.

I have personally dealt with a low level of Lohan’s crazy jealous rage and it is terrifying. It was many years ago and somehow she got my phone number and thought I had banged one of her lesbians, which led to a year of random crazy, delusional, insane messages – that I never published and don’t have anymore, but can assure you were fucking nuts…and amazing…because I love Lohan and didn’t want to expose her…..and really felt bad for her because of her level of crazy…

So seeing her boyfriend wrestle her for his phone in video – is way better than it looked in the pictures from the same video…her ass everywhere…but clearly – any Lohan relationship will be dysfunctional, abusive, psychotic, violent and crazy as fuck….but I love lohan and her level of crazy…it’s so hot to me…she’s a goddess

Either way, here are two spoiled brats wrestling for a phone she thinks he’s cheating on her with…so good.

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2016

05

Aug

Censored Sahara Ray Tits You’ve Seen With Censored Justin Bieber Cock You’ve Seen of the Day

Sahara Ray is some hipster with fake tits – crackhead – party girl – drug addict – disaster – instagram model – with fake tits – who has been showing off her tits for at least 4 years now – so it is only natural that she’d end up in Hawaii with a naked Bieber – doing a “photoshoot” or just fucking – because when you’re a cunt like Bieber and you can bang out anything you want to bang out – you might as well go through every single one of them and the funny thing is all of these fame whore girls will let him fuck them, they crave that level of celebrity to validate their existence and knock them up so they don’t have to work, not that they work, but what is life after instagram model…it’s gotta be rich cum in uterus…or else what’s the point of all this self promotion and building your brand and marketing yourself through slutty pics – oh right…ego, narcissism, etc….

Where are the uncensored pics? Looks like a good time…the youth today..all private jets and paradise vacations…naked and fucking everyone….and anyone…good times..thanks porn.

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2016

05

Aug

Britney Spears Bikini Nipple Dreams of the Day

Britney Spears laying in sand getting hit by waves is magical..

A nice way to wash off her unshowered, cheetos filled, but nicely tanned and looking fit ass…but I’d prefer if she used my tongue…

I mean Britney Spears still has got it going on, something her family, her team, everyone who exploits and rides her brand against her will….while she’s all medicated and kept half retarded dumb – so that people from K-Fed the Legend, to her parents…to her management can force the monkey to dance….

I would have been interested to see what would have happened to her – if she was left out on her own to survive back before her family took over running her life for her….it probably would have been fun, because when she was left to her own devices, she was naked, pussy was being flashed, heads were being shaved, it was incredible….not that these generic, hostage on the beach isn’t exciting….they’re inspiring…

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Here’s Britney’s New Video for some Song

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2016

05

Aug

Hilary Duff’s Mom Body in a Bathing Suit of the DAy

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Hilary Duff wore a t-shirt showing off her ripped stomach and not entirely ripped in a fitness way, although she is muscular and those could be abs, but ripped in a mom who’s stomach was stretched the fuck out and is hanging off her in a way that only a mom can appreciate – the beauty of sacrificing yourself for your child…and for every husband to look at in disgust asking “where did my wife go”….unless you’re lucky and find a nice elastic bitch who bounces back…

I was never a Hilary Duff fan when she was young, fit, famous and at the top of her game, you know when all the groupies were created….I’ve only got into her in recent years, because I love her thick legs and ass, it’s a recent fetish of mine that I don’t understand – but that is luckily everywhere I look – because people are all hormonally fucked up and sugar loaded and thick…but mom body….this is new for me…and for some reason…a reason I call her pussy probably looking a lot worse off than the stomach because it took the real hit..I am fascinated by everything going on in these pics…

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