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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2016

Aug

Ashley Hart in a Bikini of the Day

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Ashley Hard is Jessica Hart’s sister…who have been in one picture IN BIKINIS TOGETHER …bringing out the fantasy of pretty much any dude anywhere who’s dated a girl with a sister, or seen two hot sisters, or even heard about hot sisters and wanted to do the natural thing and watch them fuck each other – or have one sit on your face with you fuck the other – because in your fantasies you’re a fucking king…or some shit…

They are Australian Trash, but at least one of them dates a billionaire, bringing some hot genes to their breeding, because when you land a billionaire – you do what he fucking says so that you don’t lose that retirement plan..

I don’t know what this sister does, but she looks good in a bikini which is apparently doing enough…

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2016

Aug

Abbey Lee Kershaw’s Tits for Rag & Bone of the Day

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Abbey Lee Kershaw did this campaign for Rag & Bone which I think is some denim company…

She’s some nude model who recently did AGENT PROVOCATEUR

She’s also done artistic nudes HERE

But my favorite shoot of hers, complete with bush and I love bush is HERE …

You know an Australian body, with a body of work, who gets paid to show her body, which is a simple fucking existence…but a fun existence…filled with getting paid too much to do nothing and fucking rich and famous guys who like working models…

Australians are always fucking naked, she’s NAKED HERE ALSO …it’s like get them drunk and dudes playing ping pong with his cock…the girl version…

I don’t know how tits sell demin, but I guess tits sell everything, because we love tits…and it’s a lifestyle, a hip and cool and nude and carefree lifestyle…that the second I post it turns to porn..

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2016

Aug

Kaley Cuoco in Some Low Hangig Short of the Day

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Kaley Cuoco’s got some low hanging shorts on…for those of us who remember when she was low hanging fruit…

She’s old, so it’s safe to assume that this is the middle aged 100 millionaire version of the Ariel Winter shorts up my ass…

It’s like her way of advertising that at 40 or however old and rich she is…she doesn’t have a bush, she still waxes that shit off, unlike her happily / no ones ever happy, married friends…who just let shit go – because they think it’ll keep their pervert husbands off their backs..or cunts…

But what they don’t realize is that BUSH is king, or QUEEN, and that dudes think they hate it because they watch porn, were brainwashed to think it was gross, but when they see it – and smell it and rub it through their fingers like it was Santa’s Beard…they can’t control their pervert selves…

As an advocator of Bush, these pics offend me…but old fit lady pubic bone is a fetish I’m sure..

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2016

Aug

Recently Married Isabeli Fontana naked in Maldives of the Day

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Isabeli Fontana is a great recently married to some internation singing sensation model – who was once married to Bob Marley’s son, and who has been married to other people, because I guess when you have nothing else to do with your time, seeing as you’re a basically retired model, you get married as a hobby, some bitches can’t get enough Romance…

She posted these uneventful hard nipple and naked ass pics to her instagram – that’s against instagram policy, but not her policy, she was half naked modeling at 16 for Victoria’s Secret….DIRTY GIRL…who didn’t know better…she was all immigrant cashing in…too young to know what was right or wrong as the American execs / perverts…were cashing in off them youthful tits…

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2016

Aug

Lea Michele in Pants That Don’t Breathe of the Day

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Lea Michele is in Leather pants and all I can think of is that the unbreathable material is probably making her balls stink…assuming she still has her balls and the hormone therapy she’s been taking didn’t atrophy them….

I’m so mean, I call a girl with the voice of an angel a dude for no reason, her face isn’t even that manly anymore, it’s barely manly enough to be too manly, to warrant my verbal assault and the fact is we should assume she has a pussy, because that shit gets way more stank on hot summer days, shit’s unbreathable…it’s reminding me of late 80s heroin parties where we’d end up walking up after a night of raging, dancing, and coming down slowly…only to wonder where that dead fish or animal smell was coming from…and it was always coming from the hooker in the leather pants who joined up…a smell I hated at the time, but would like right up now, even if it burned off my tongue…

Sidenote, her fake tits are gone, I guess it was a false alarm…

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2016

Aug

Ashley Judd in The Good Kid of the Day

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Ashley Judd is pushing 50 years old, she’s around 48 or something, yet still looks like this, because I guess not all the family Genetics are Wynonna…

You see, because this one went hot chick in Hollywood, while the other one went fat chick in Country music and I’m glad for that, because I’m old enough to remember all her low level work over the decades being the hot chick and I remember always thinking “I’d totally fuck that”…but then again I’ve had the same feeling towards loose meat sandwiches…

This movie is called GODO KIDS…where Four high school students look to redefine themselves after graduation…sounds like dog shit…dog shit that fucks hot 50 year olds…unless this is a body double…in which case that’s too bad…you know…stay fit, it’s not like there’s anything else to do when you sit on your pile of country music inheritance..

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2016

Aug

Woman Vs Walmart and Other Videos of the DAy

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Woman VS Convenience Store

Do Pulls Over Cop to Tell Him That He’s Speeding

Woman Walks Away from Being Hit By her Own Car

Relatives of Milwaukee Urges People to Burn Down the Suburbs

Unhappy Camel

Man VS Nachos

Camera in RIO Slams People

Woman Rescues Baby As Car Gets Stolen

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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You can’t text and walk anymore because everyone screams from their car “did you catch any pokemon fat fuck”…and other amazingly sad and painful words…when really all I’m doing is negotiating nudes from a tinder – which is very important business – it is my dot com billionaire strategy, but I guess when Steve Jobs pitched a personal computer, everything thought he was wasting his time also…and look at him now…he’s dead…and we’re all his little bitches..

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Fan Girls – Doing Fan Girl Things..
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Vanessa Hudgens – Braless Shoper
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I am Still Watching the Johnny Depp Video of Him Not Beating up Amber Heard Like He Should Have Been
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The Man with the Dumbest Aquarium in his Living Room
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Bella Thorne Bikini Bike Ride
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Elon Musk Says We Are Living in a Simulation
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Vine Star is Trolling the Olympics
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Chris Evans Dog Won’t Let Him Do Push Ups
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Joseph Gordon Levitt Plays the Drums
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Puerto Rico’s First Medal Celebration…the Edit…
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The Evolution of Racing Helmets
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2016

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I think we can all agree that the final set in beach volleyball should consist of the previous players coming out with a firehose making it into a mud wrestling match….but don’t tell the feminists, they get so angry…we are in a feminist run world – appeasing feminists….where people get really mad at Johnny Depp can’t get mad when drunk and throw a tantrum – only to have his privacy invaded by the hooker he married – only to get mad at her when catching her…or when girls want traditional gender roles when it comes to paying for shit, “I’ll have the lobster since he’s pagying” but no where else in their lives…ok…ok..

I was fighting with a girl last night about some bullshit, because she was dumb and it had nothing to do with her gender, her facts were just wrong and I called her out on it..only to be told I was man-splaining, because I am a man and she is a moron – but in her mind it had everything to do with her clit and the fact she gets her period….

Good thing I am legally changing my gender to Gender Neutral – because then these cunts can’t call me a misogynist when I call them out…

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So Many Thigh Gaps. It’s like there aren’t hormones in the food..
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Ariel WInter’s Denim Panties
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Beyonce Caught on the Beach – with TIts
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Demi Lovato Mocks Zika Virus
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Johnny Depp – Woman Beating…
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Thick Maria Sharapova – Not at the Olympics
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Cat Runs from Donald Trump
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Charlotte McKInney TITS on the Beach
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Reese Witherspoon – Jogging
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Selena Gomez – Justin Bieber Public Fight of the dAy
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Shay Mitchell Legs in See Through Dress
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Distracted Driver Crash
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Sharon Stone – Nipples at the BEach
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Beckhams Sell Their 3.1 Million Dollar Mansion
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Courtney Stodden – Post Abortion / Miscarriage Party with them Big Tits
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Ireland Baldwin – Big Tits – Potato Head
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So Many Huge Tits..
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Gwyeneth Paltrow Legs and Hard Nipple in the Hamptons
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Criminal Minds Star – Fired
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Olivia Minn…Legs
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John Oliver on Auto Lending
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Kylie Jenner – Whoring ina Bikini
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Tulisa Contostavlos Performing in Panties. I prefered when she sucked dick in a sex tape
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Someone Did the Michael Phelps Mean Mug Tattoo
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Izabel Goulart – Bikini Photoshoot
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Adele Isn’t Doing the Half Time Show even Though She Embodies a Ball…
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Phelps Broke a 2100 Year Old Record
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15 Year Old Phelps is TErrifying Looking
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Fergie in Concert
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Sarah Hyland Booty in Jeans
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Ali Michael Nude…
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Fyvush Finkel is Dead
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Tiffany Toth – Naked For Playboy
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3 Naked Girls Wash a Car to Raise Money
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Big Tits Jump Rope
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Face Riding..
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Mooning Traffic
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Delayed Orgasm
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2016

Aug

Lohan Gives Herself an Enema or Practices Suicide of the Day

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Here is some Lohan giving herself an enema – at least according to Lohan:

“Free fall (I probably shouldn’t of gone into a seated position for the fall) lol ????”

In her defence is not that much effort and doesn’t require jumping off yachts onto her ass…she’s been raped figuratively by her family so hard that it manifested into a loose asshole…you know one that she’s cleaning out for her abusive fiancé and their makeup sex, that’s where he cums during herpes outbreaks, make up sex that they have probably already had since girl likes to keep things at a high intensity…it feels passionate….

I like that no one gives a fuck about her being abused in video, while everyone is boycotting Johnny Depp for boycotting his hooker…no one gives a fuck about a fat lohan…expect me..

I wouldn’t go as far as to say Lohan is Porno you should jerk off to, especially not now while barrel bellied, or fat as fuck and haggard, but she is the nostalgic porn worth giving another chance when bored, like revisiting an old crazy friend with great tits who was once magical before that magic was robbed from her but I believe she still has that spark and everyone deserves a little magic sometimes….

If I wanted to see Lohan get an Enema…I’d want it to be with my tongue…

I guess this could be her throwing in the towel, building up the confidence to kill herself, doing some trial runs….at least that’s what the Russian will want us thinking, you know that it’s self inflicted and not some Natalie Wood situation when he loses his temper with her again…anyone who knows lohan knows it will be with pills..

I am still a fan. I still think she’s GOD. Perfection….and here are some dramatic bikini selfies to prove it..

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW