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2016

Jul

Katy Perry Paid Lots of Money for This Olympic Song of the Day

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It’s nice to see that NBC paid Katy Perry a shit ton of money for their Olympic video, because they have to pay someone and it could have been worse, it could have been Taylor Swift singing about how an Olympian Athlete once left her for another girl, and despite his gold he’s a zero to her….

It’s a terrible fucking song, a terrible sports moments edit, a terrible experience for all, but I guess that’s an appropriate way to celebrate the number one Amateur athletes in the world, based on each country sending their 2 best….even if said country has the 10 best in the world…logical..

I guess what I’m saying is where are her sloppy, non-athletic tits…but here she is in a face mask…

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2016

Jul

Dani Mathers is a Cunt of the Day

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No one actually gives a fuck about Dani Mathers – who claims she’s a Playboy Playmate – but that shit doesn’t exist anymore and when she was a Playboy Playmate it was in the tail end of the Playboy Playmates, when Playboy Playmates barely existed – and she might as well be the reason they ended the Playboy Playmate – seeing as no one gave a fuck about her – or her average at best looks and lower than average talent – seeing as all she’s done is Playboy and rode that hard.

She probably makes a solid living off her instagram to protein powders, skinny teas and other low level shit that allows her to maintain her life as a prostitute to rich people…that’s what these Playboy playmates do to really make the money…and I guess part of maintaining that low level fame – and audience – is going to gym..

So when this cunt, who probably does a lot of fun things with her cunt for the right rich guy, was at the gym, she actually snapped a woman in the lockerroom – and dissed the fuck out of that woman…EVIL…

You know I’m the kind of guy who makes fun of these shitty bitches with their filler faces and their shitty tits living their shitty lives – and everyone thinks I’m so bad – while I know that at their core these women are garbage and egos who talk shit about all other women – it’s what girls do….not that I ever talk about Dani Mathers, but when I see this shit – I get mad.

I love that this busted face prostitute trash thinks she is some goddess…because like porn sluts even when they don’t porn….I mean she probably doesn’t really look into things that deep…I love that she is saying she accidentally posted it, that it was part of a private conversation where she was dissing some chick at the gym – invading her privacy because that’s the caliber person this trash is.

She blocked me on instagram long long ago…but that doesn’t influence me in thinking she’s a garbage bitch..let’s hope she gets arrested because when I take videos of people in the changing room – I get arrested….what the fuck…

This is the biggest thing she’s done – before today no one knew who she was – and now people do….who makes fun of regular people, what kind of broken bitch does this…oh this one…

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2016

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am not breathing through any walls, especially not any vagina walls…my penis is just too small and the girls willing to have sex with me are just so big…so big that when they offer me sex I don’t even accept but instead try to convince them to let me film them dancing naked because naked fat dances must be documented.

Facebook is telling me it is national nude day – Facebook is such a pervert. Reading my FB messages, listening to my conversations through my phone mic and tracking my every isn’t enough. Now they are trying to convince me leave my house nude… because of another one of those national days – because everyday is national something – despite not being regulated by any board or authority or calendar – leaving it messy, confusing, and where the fuck are my nudes….

Here are some stepLINKS…in the glorious morning…courtesy of University of North Texas…

Slutty Mirror Selfies….
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Some Playboy Playmate is Shaming Women at the Gym
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Maitland Ward Licking Tits….
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Hilary Duff Ass in Bikini
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Game of Thrones Performed by Floppotron
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Kate Hudson in a Bikini Top
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Dog Thanks a Girl….
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Boob Enlarging Rake
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Survival Hack – with a Sandwich Bag
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Kelly Brook – Swimsuit Peeks
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Kristen Stewart – Gothic Horror
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Slutty Nat Portmam
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Road Rage of the Day
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Surf the Night
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Wet Girls…..
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2016

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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People are so fucking stupid, everyone a social justice warrior with a cause. Sure, some things require social justice warriors to fight the powers that be, like racism in America, that shit is fucked, but watching girls fighting the patriarchy with getting naked for feminism, or veganism meanwhile they want leather interior in their cars or other nonsense campaigns attract a lot of fucking fake losers who would just as soon jump on any trend if the timing was right…they just happen to have become obsessed with this one, but if it had been a few other days earlier, they are the kind of person they’d be the same thing they are protesting…

So I like the pander to these people…especially feminists, like to get them talking and spewing their clickbait level of value facts my way, I like to make them feel I understand their plight and that I am on their side…because the reality is I am a feminist, I just don’t talk about it like a hero even though I am one – even though people think this is a misogynistic site – even though it’s just satire – but not many people – because I go unnoticed…

Either way, when I get these girls really going, really believing I’m with them on their rant, really trusting I am part of their army…I like to say “so…what’s your bra size, those tits look big”…

It’s always a win, even though she ends up telling you to fuck off and leaves instead of demonstrating feminism through sexual empowerment on your dick….fuck…I think I played that wrong…

Maybe the troll should be taking the manipulation through conversation to sex – then drop the joke that makes them go away….probably a funnier and more rewarding approach…

Life lesson is to laugh at feminists to yourself while making them think you aren’t mocking them before fucking them, then laugh at them to their faces with a friendly “GOTCHA”….perfect.

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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Ciara’s Tits at the ESPYs
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The Rock is the World’s Highest Paid Actor
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Kate Hudson – Bikini
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Gigi Hadid Cameltoe
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The Real Big Lebowski
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Claire Danes – Push Ups
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Blake Lively – Big Sloppy Tits
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Karreuche Tran Fuck Me Boots
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Reese Witherspoon – YOGA PANTS
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The Worst Natalie Portman Interview….
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Bikini A Day Girls in Bikinis in Miami
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Dude Pretends to be his GF to make a Girl Jealous – Loses Girl….
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Bella Hadid – See Through Shirt!
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Snoop Dog on Family Feud
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Riders of the Wall of Death – WHAT….
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How to Be Hack Proof
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Josephine Skriver in Lingerie
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BLAC CHYNA is having disgusting twins
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Draymond Green is an Asshole
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Factory Machine Compilation
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Joy Corrigan Hot Bikini Pics
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The Emmy Nominations are In
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Slutty Celeb Round Up
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Lola Ponce in a Bikini
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Inmates Save Prison Guard who Passed Out
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How to be 100 Percent Hackproof
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Em Rat Cow – Street Walker
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Debra Messing Nipple
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Emma Roberts Bikini
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Asian Using the Toilet Like an Asian
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Virtual Reality Porn Convention Shut Down Due to Overcrowding
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Demon PUSSY
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Dress Rips During Twerk on TV
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Girl Dumps Boyfriend While Sucking a New Dick….
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2016

Jul

Disturbing Footage from Nice France of the Day

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A video posted by Mehmet Yavuz ???? (@themehmed) on Jul 14, 2016 at 3:53pm PDT

I was sent this video over facebook – that was posted to instagram – and that is really fucking disturbing to me.

I take real issue with people who attack innocent people who are out having a good time. People who are unrelated to anything remotely related to whatever inspired someone or a group of people to tear down a street and take out and kill over 60 people….it makes me fucking sick.

I just don’t understand how as rational thinking people, we do this to each other, it seems like such a waste of fucking time, you can hate people without going this deep..and if it is for religion, it’s such misinformation – you know since God doesn’t actually exist – it’s even worse…

This hate filled world, this violent world is totally a human thing, but I think pacifism is pretty human too. Just fucking mind your own business, stick to yourself, and fucking stop hurting unsuspecting people….just ridiculous….

I am posting this – because I am so fucking disgusted by it…

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2016

Jul

Margot Robbie is a Gorilla on the Beach of the Day

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The hate I get about calling Margot Robbie – who is clearly a big girl – a big girl – is actually funny to me – partially because people are so fucking pathetic that they think their opinion matters or that they think they are doing this bitch who doesn’t give a fuck about them a service by defending her honor or some shit – saying I’m crazy or that she’s not big – like they’ve been smothered by her during sex – like whoever it was who gave her this insane career – casting her in EVERYTHING….

I am just stating fact, how can fucking argue fact, it’s fucking images in front of our fucking faces and all I see is some kind of Gorilla from her Tarzan movie splashing around in the water in a bikini with some dude she fucks….

She’s the biggest star right now – and she’s big – in a world where big isn’t even considered big anymore so I guess that makes sense.

That’s not to say she’s not humble, or cool, or fun, or eager, or someone who pinches herself thinking how amazing this life of hers is..

It’s just to say she’s fucking big, like wrestler big, like body builder if she worked out big….and I am not even saying it’s her fault…yet people will call me a faggot, or into boys, or twinks or whatever – all because I have a keen eye for spotting weirdly shaped women…

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2016

Jul

Hilary Duff and her Bra of the Day

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Hilary Duff posted a picture of her and a bra – and this is the kind of thing that can cause accidents -or at least her weirdo fans to call in sick for work, assuming they have jobs, they probably don’t, they probably are in their 40s and live in some halfway house for autistics who really love Lizzy McGuire or whatever the show she was on is called….which means their will be a lot of scary yelps as that group of nerdy socially awkward weirdos beat the fuck out of their dicks to this – but assuming they are the people I think they are – they’ve already seen this pic – they follow her every Hilary Duff move…creepy..

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2016

Jul

Kate Hudson in a Bikini of the Day

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Kate Hudson is still on her divorcee mom on vacation from the kids she probably doesn’t even raise – because she can pay people for that – not to mention her main kid is probably in his 30s by now – I feel like she shat him out a long time ago – when she was young enough to bounce back where it counts – HER ASS….

I assume her family genetics just have alot of elasticity to their skin, because based on the amount of cock she’s had – which is pretty much everyone in Hollywood, you’d think she’d need to be wearing boardshorts to cover up the saggy pussy wounds..

She’s dancing around in a bikini and looking good, not good enough to kill yourself over but good for a 40 year old…if that’s a thing that actually exists…because 40 year olds are kind of all just 40 year olds…

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2016

Jul

Emma ROberts is In a BIkini of the Day

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Emma Roberts is in Miami for swim week where she’s wearing bathing suits promoting bikinis for swim week – because swim week is a VERY important week in Miami, at least for rich guys who get to fuck the sugar baby instagram models who get to pretend they are actual bikini models for whatever obscure bikini company is putting on a bikini fashion show….

No Emmma Roberts is less of the broken hooker looking for rich guys because her body is good and she’s got following….but still broken hollywood child and that comes with its own barrel of issues that are fun to look at from a distance – hard nippled – but must be horrible to deal with in actual person..

She’s got the body of a 12 year old – so you and other Jerry Epstein’s out there should like this..

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