DrunkenStepFather.com - I'll Make You Famous…

2016

17

May

Courtney Stodden is Finally Pregnant and Coughing up a Hairball of the Day

A video posted by Courtney A Stodden (@courtneyastodden) on Apr 29, 2016 at 12:35pm PDT

^^^ THAT VIDEO IS EVERYTHING….

I guess fake child-bride that went viral in more ways than one, but mainly in the tabloids for being a 16 year old wife to some creepy older dude who clearly lost his mind on LOST, but who let some bleached blonde sex doll looking creature run his PR into the ground, or at least into a circus of weirdness white trash America loved and could relate to because white trash America also fucked their fathers…and that I could related to, because I’m old and fuck 20 year olds, some who look 40…and some who are 40 and pretend to be 20 because that’s what hooker fantasies are…

I like to think her best work was shitty SEX TAPE ….but she’s also been on TV, and in every magazine because that’s just the weird world we live in.

Apparently, she’s finally pregnant, or more likely, pregnant because she’s about to hit menopause and that will be one weird baby, with a weird life, that social services should probably take from the horrible parents, but I guess horrible people breed everyday….

Pretty excited for the breast feeding…

Posted in:Courtney Stodden|SFW

2016

17

May

Megan Fox Ass in Leggings of the Day

No Comments »

Megan Fox was held captive by a penis named David from 90210 for many years and despite being divorced or getting divorced….he still managed to inject his seed in her for some more family planning and an excuse to see each other for the next 18 years of life…that’s just what needy co-dependent weirdos who breed do…

Both coddled, annoying, spoiled and entitled in their own right despite being useless and barely hireable for the majority of their career in some weirdly obsessed with each other weirdness..

But I’ll still look at her overrated, not that hot, you’re all crazy to think shes still hot, ass in leggings…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Megan Fox|SFW

2016

17

May

Ellie Goulding in a Flare of the Day

No Comments »

Ellie Goulding is grabbing her tits in a mesh shirt for a magazine, because this is how press is supposed to be done – when you want people to know who you are, or to talk about you…but you’re not quite ready to get fully naked, even though if I went through the archives, you’ve already been fully naked, just not for FLARE, because they’re more tame than that…and they make pretty shitty pics, but famous girls from the UK who perform at Music festivals grabbing tits..is better than nothing…not much better…but still better…

Posted in:Ellie Goulding|SFW

2016

17

May

Christina Milian and her Social Ass of the Day

No Comments »

I wonder what went wrong in Christina Milian’s life that makes her feel the need to be an exhibitionist…

I wonder why she’s feeding her ass to her fans like it was lunch, pretty much everyday of her existence…

Did her dad molest her? Did she not have dad? Did her one hit wonder where she was a massive whore in her video define her worth? Was she raised by prostitutes who helped her get her career? So many questions…way too many questions…of the backstory of Christina Milian who we don’t actually care about….

I just know that her one hit wonder song probably made her a lot of money. I know her husband and the man who knocked her up made a lot of money. I know that he put her on some of his songs he produced for hit popstars as a writer to get her paid until the end of time. I know she never has to work and can focus on her kid….but she still does some hosting for the VOICE a massive show…but that’s still not enough for her..either are the Vegas pool parties…so instead she posts what people called THOT (that ho over there) quality clips to get people engaged and to send her dick pics to make her feel hot..

It’s pretty slutty behavior. That’s a good thing.

Posted in:Christina Milian|SFW

2016

17

May

Chloe Grace Moretz in a Weird Dress of the Day

No Comments »

Chloe Grace Moretz showed off her massive tits at some event or premiere the other day – or yesterday – I am not interested in Chloe Grace Moretz the 18 year old overrated thanks to being a 14 year old in a superhero costume that nerds and virgins and I guess autistic / aspergers men of all ages fell in love with, but since they aren’t perverted like you, waited until her 18th birthday to stare at her underdeveloped, but legal tits…because one thing that’s great about virgin loser comic book people is that despite being socially awkward and scared of life…they are respectful due to their social awkwardness when not alone in front of their computer chronically masturbating lie the rest of us…they just usually smell..which I guess isn’t really that respectful at all.

I guess what I am saying is, Chloe Grace Moretz is boring and can’t even fill out her dress like a real girl…making me think that we live in a world where small breasts get ahead but that can’t be right? Can it? If it is, how will I know her worth without a bra size to confirm it….right?

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICk HERE

Posted in:Chloe Grace Moretz|SFW

2016

17

May

Brittany Snow Pushed Up Cleavage Pic of the Day

No Comments »

Pitch Perfect chick who started as a teen in Soap Operas…which is basically porn for old people who didn’t have access to porn pre-internet because that was for weirdos and against the church…

I would assume that Brittany Snow is probably not of interest to anyone here and this picture is a massive “who gives a fuck”…and I agree…but she’s pushing up here tits and tits are our friends….

The worst thing about Brittany Snow is she runs an anti bullying campaign, and I believe in bullying to toughen up all you pussies and the fighting of bullying will be the fall of man…considering we are all bullied by the government and rich everyday – to consume and distract from overthrowing them….so might as well start people off young…give them a complex to prove the world wrong about…some of the most successful people are those who were told they suck and had to prove otherwise…see my biggest problem in my life was not being bullied…not to mention this Brittany Snow cocktease is actually a form of bullying by depriving us of what we want…NIPPLEs that are probably not even exposed because she’s actually wearing a shirt in this.

Posted in:Brittany Snow|SFW

2016

17

May

Paula Bulczynska is a Babe for Some Campaign of the Day

No Comments »

I’ve posted pics of this model Paula Bulczynska naked before, because she reminds me of a couple of Russian hookers, we named the Russian Mafia,

She’s Polish, or some other Eastern Bloc. She’s amazing, her body is ridiculous and I am a fan of her instagram hustle that is helping her break into the mainstream…because I would rather see some poor, possibly daughter of a billionaire in Russia…making her just as spoiled and entitled as the Hollywood equivalents..

But in my imagination, I am a fan of this getting naked to open doors actually opening doors for her to leave the Iron Curtain……which people can do as easily as going to the airport…since all the fun in communism is dead…

Posted in:Paula Bulczynska|SFW

2016

17

May

Mariah Carey Falling in a Hooker Dress of the Day

No Comments »

Mariah Carey fell out of her expensive, engaged to a billionaire, despite being a 100 millionaire, heel….but like with her mental illness…she recovered enough to get the shoe back on and act like it never happened…but barely…because that’s what graceful old ladies in tight dresses that squeeze in their guts and make their tits explode…who look like street workers…but her are really top selling musical icons…marketed so well thanks to fucking the record label owner who believed in keeping the money in the family…despite being 100 years older than her…like good old fashion love stories should be…or is it like good old fashions stories of success in this patriarchy should be…I guess what I’m saying is that even with a Voice like Mariah’s, she still fucked her way to the top.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Mariah Carey|SFW

2016

17

May

Drunk Stripper Pisses Pants and Slips and Other Videos of the Day

No Comments »

University of Hawaii Streaker

Close Call Car Accident of the Day

Bouncer Practically Kills a Kid

Shoplifter Caught

Old Man Steals from Church

Put Em’ In a Coffin…To Remind You Kids are Idiots…

Pianist Plays Ringtones

Femen Trolling Muslims

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

17

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

No Comments »

Seeing a pregnant woman in the shortest shorts doing a workout and saying “those shorts are what got you into this mess in the first place” won’t get you a blowjob – same applies to moms with newborns doing fitness in short shorts

Probably because they are happy in their situation and think they’re lookin’ good, beat the fuck up and ten years older than they are, but good…it’s probably some endorphine thing – the key is to target mom’s with teens. They are the ones who really hate life and want to give anything nearby a blowjob. They are the ones who realize the lie of breeding is just a lie….that gets in the way of napping…

Here are some stepLINKS..in the morning…

Courtney Stodden Fake Tits
CLICK HERE

Selfies – of the Day
CLICK HERE

Genevieve Morton Topless Shoot
CLICK HERE

Women See an Uncircumsized Penis for First Time
CLICK HERE

Put em in a Coffin
CLICK HERE

Bernie Sanders Wife is a Good Time
CLICK HERE

Paz Vega in a Low Cut Shirt
CLICK HERE

Grandpa VS VR
CLICK HERE

The Wire Guy is a Trouble Maker
CLICK HERE

Iggy Azalea Monster in Concert
CLICK HERE

Chloe Sevigny Slut
CLICK HERE

Courtney Stodden Big Tits
CLICK HERE

Girls in Flannel…
CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepLINKS