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Britney Spears Feet Pics of the Day

Tate McRae New Manufactured Popster Tit of the Day

Padma Lakshmi Old Man Whorin’ of the Day

Leni Klum Big Tit Posing of the Day

Kylie Jenner’s Fake Tits in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2016

May

Chloe Grace Moretz in a Weird Dress of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz showed off her massive tits at some event or premiere the other day – or yesterday – I am not interested in Chloe Grace Moretz the 18 year old overrated thanks to being a 14 year old in a superhero costume that nerds and virgins and I guess autistic / aspergers men of all ages fell in love with, but since they aren’t perverted like you, waited until her 18th birthday to stare at her underdeveloped, but legal tits…because one thing that’s great about virgin loser comic book people is that despite being socially awkward and scared of life…they are respectful due to their social awkwardness when not alone in front of their computer chronically masturbating lie the rest of us…they just usually smell..which I guess isn’t really that respectful at all.

I guess what I am saying is, Chloe Grace Moretz is boring and can’t even fill out her dress like a real girl…making me think that we live in a world where small breasts get ahead but that can’t be right? Can it? If it is, how will I know her worth without a bra size to confirm it….right?

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2016

May

Brittany Snow Pushed Up Cleavage Pic of the Day

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Pitch Perfect chick who started as a teen in Soap Operas…which is basically porn for old people who didn’t have access to porn pre-internet because that was for weirdos and against the church…

I would assume that Brittany Snow is probably not of interest to anyone here and this picture is a massive “who gives a fuck”…and I agree…but she’s pushing up here tits and tits are our friends….

The worst thing about Brittany Snow is she runs an anti bullying campaign, and I believe in bullying to toughen up all you pussies and the fighting of bullying will be the fall of man…considering we are all bullied by the government and rich everyday – to consume and distract from overthrowing them….so might as well start people off young…give them a complex to prove the world wrong about…some of the most successful people are those who were told they suck and had to prove otherwise…see my biggest problem in my life was not being bullied…not to mention this Brittany Snow cocktease is actually a form of bullying by depriving us of what we want…NIPPLEs that are probably not even exposed because she’s actually wearing a shirt in this.

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2016

May

Paula Bulczynska is a Babe for Some Campaign of the Day

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I’ve posted pics of this model Paula Bulczynska naked before, because she reminds me of a couple of Russian hookers, we named the Russian Mafia,

She’s Polish, or some other Eastern Bloc. She’s amazing, her body is ridiculous and I am a fan of her instagram hustle that is helping her break into the mainstream…because I would rather see some poor, possibly daughter of a billionaire in Russia…making her just as spoiled and entitled as the Hollywood equivalents..

But in my imagination, I am a fan of this getting naked to open doors actually opening doors for her to leave the Iron Curtain……which people can do as easily as going to the airport…since all the fun in communism is dead…

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2016

May

Mariah Carey Falling in a Hooker Dress of the Day

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Mariah Carey fell out of her expensive, engaged to a billionaire, despite being a 100 millionaire, heel….but like with her mental illness…she recovered enough to get the shoe back on and act like it never happened…but barely…because that’s what graceful old ladies in tight dresses that squeeze in their guts and make their tits explode…who look like street workers…but her are really top selling musical icons…marketed so well thanks to fucking the record label owner who believed in keeping the money in the family…despite being 100 years older than her…like good old fashion love stories should be…or is it like good old fashions stories of success in this patriarchy should be…I guess what I’m saying is that even with a Voice like Mariah’s, she still fucked her way to the top.

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2016

May

Drunk Stripper Pisses Pants and Slips and Other Videos of the Day

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University of Hawaii Streaker

Close Call Car Accident of the Day

Bouncer Practically Kills a Kid

Shoplifter Caught

Old Man Steals from Church

Put Em’ In a Coffin…To Remind You Kids are Idiots…

Pianist Plays Ringtones

Femen Trolling Muslims

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Seeing a pregnant woman in the shortest shorts doing a workout and saying “those shorts are what got you into this mess in the first place” won’t get you a blowjob – same applies to moms with newborns doing fitness in short shorts

Probably because they are happy in their situation and think they’re lookin’ good, beat the fuck up and ten years older than they are, but good…it’s probably some endorphine thing – the key is to target mom’s with teens. They are the ones who really hate life and want to give anything nearby a blowjob. They are the ones who realize the lie of breeding is just a lie….that gets in the way of napping…

Here are some stepLINKS..in the morning…

Courtney Stodden Fake Tits
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Selfies – of the Day
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Genevieve Morton Topless Shoot
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Women See an Uncircumsized Penis for First Time
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Put em in a Coffin
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Bernie Sanders Wife is a Good Time
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Paz Vega in a Low Cut Shirt
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Grandpa VS VR
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The Wire Guy is a Trouble Maker
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Iggy Azalea Monster in Concert
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Chloe Sevigny Slut
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Courtney Stodden Big Tits
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Girls in Flannel…
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2016

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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Apparently, big breasts open doors…that’s why I tell every small chested woman I meet, most who I am not introduced to formally, because they are in line with me at the grocery store…that they should get breast implants…it’ll make their lives better…

Apparently, me telling them that doesn’t make their life better – they have more often than not told me to fuck off…

Apparently, people don’t like valid life advice.

Big titites for life.

Here are some stepLINKS

Thigh Gaps!
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Ruby Rose Threw her Fries in a Tantrum That Happens When Bitch Thinks she’s Important because of YOU
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Emma Roberts – Bra
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Victoria’s Silvstedt is Still a Hooker in Cannes Pushing 50
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Huge Fucking Tits
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Big Tits of the Day
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Cop and Anarchist – Make Peace
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Katy Perry REASSURES YOU THAT Orlando Bloom is Her Man
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Lawyer Turned Instagram Whore
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Dude from The Wire – Attacked Bernie Sanders
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Nicole Scherzinger’s Got Cleavage
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Leo is in Cannes to Party
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Kristen Stewart – Still a Lesbian
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Superman Dumps 19 Year Old
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Jon Oliver on 911
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Khloe Kardashian’s Ass Implants in Pants that are Too small for Her – and See Through
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Salma Hayek Tits…
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Chelsea Clinton’s Husband is a Goldman Sachs Investment banker – OBVIOUSLY
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2 Dumb Mall Robbers
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Free Fall Amusement Park Ride
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No Panty Upskirt in Cannes
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The Evolution of Snowbikinig
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Mexican Slut
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Susan Sarandon Calls Woody Allen Out for Being a Creepy
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Arianna Grande in Concert
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Highly Trained Knife Protection Dog
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Everything Wrong with Pixar’s Cars
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The Magical Flying Dog…What the Fuck is This…
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Heidi Klum in Hot Pink
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Sinead O’Connor Gone Missing
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Mariah Carey – HOOKER
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Jennifer Metcalfe Does YOGA
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Kids Scare Mom with Giant Inflatable
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Charlie XCX in a Push Up Bra
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Eating Corn on a Drill in Slow Motion
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Demi Lovato – Performing
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One Room – 3 Million Legos
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Heidi Klum’s Got Great Legs
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Jaimie Alexander Bikinis
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Husband Catches Wife Being Too Friendly with Plummer
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Serena William Ate Gourmet Dog Food and Got Sick
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Adriana Lima Lives
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Elizaebth Olsen – for Allure
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Star Wars Shit
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Mia Malkova – Hot….
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Huge Tits in a Hula Hoop
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Brunette for her Webcam
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Tongue on a Pole
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Naked Selfies of the Day
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Big Black Daggering Chick
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Carlotta Likes Nude Yoga…
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Trolling Pornstars
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Girl Gets Slammed in the Surf
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A Bunch Of Porn Pics and Videos
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2016

May

Jennifer Lawrence See Through Tits of the DAy

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Jennifer Lawrence is the biggest star out there, she books some of the biggest jobs besides Margot Robbie, who I guess is the new Jennifer Lawrence..

She’s annoying, clumsy, awkward and the fact that she’s so celebrated seems like some kind of scam…I just find her totally fucking average…and didn’t even find her attractive until her nude pics were leaked…nude pics a dude went to jail for…nude pics that weren’t worth going to jail for…but nude pics I was down with looking at because they gave J.Law some flavor…a flavor I quickly forgot the next time I saw her in public whining about women’s right from a totally ridiculous uneducated place….and I guess she realizes her worth…or thinks she’s worth more than her worth….but I just think she’s no different than any hooker, she’s just positioned herself better..

I guess she’s trying to relive the glory days of showing the world her tits, because they are great tits, it’s her feminist way of saying “look at me, I’m edgier than my public image, I have flavor, and tits, I am woman, here are tits”…or some nonsense…

She knew the shirt showcased her nipples, she wanted you to see her nipples, because her nipples are probably the most honest feedback she’s ever got…and that feedback was positive because of great tits…not bullshit because she’s a star who shouldn’t trust anyone around her – they are on payroll and out for themselves trying to take advantage of her..

I guess what I am saying is that tits…are the only thing that is honest….and the rest of Jennifer Lawrence, mainly her celebrity remain a question mark.

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2016

May

Jessica Simpson’s Massive Breasts of the Day

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Big tits…don’t just open doors…they carry a fucking career…even on a half retard shell of a person from a different era in celebrity…before creating a sweatshop brand that the hundreds of millions of poor, sad, uneducated Americans the government created intentionally because they don’t want free thinkers to protest their authority…so distract with TV, exhaust with debt caused by things you see on TV, buy those things at Walmart…work long hours to pay that debt, feel exhausted, eat shitty food to stay awake – plus it’s all you can afford…die…that’s the American dream…or maybe the reality…where Jessica Simpson tits are the fucking dream…they represent so much evil, commercialization, materialistic bullshit…but despite her being in and out of fat in her mid-30s…are spectacular…or just massive..bigger than my head…I want to feed off them.

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2016

May

Bella Thorne’s Intentional Upskirt of the Day

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Bella Thorne is everywhere and starting to be annoying. I mean I never really celebrated her for what she represented, a red head with moderate success in child star acting, who turned 18…but I do like seeing other sites, clearly written by closet faggots or fanboys celebrate her like she’s the fucking future…even though the future is probably not in 45 year old men running weird pop culture blogs…when clearly they are too old to be commenting on pop culture…so out of touch…that all they see on every girl they write about is “young body”….

It’s a known fact that the older you get, the less picky you are about the young chick you fuck, her being young is enough…

So Bella Thorne, the leader at least in terms of press, everyone’s talking about her…and her slutty social media to get followers to book acting jobs…is great because she says she’s young…and great because she’s figured out this LOW HANGING FRUIT strategy for fame that works because people are retards…brainless retards…who just see tits…

But I’m still convinced she’s 45.

I’m more into her social media hooking..

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