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2016

18

May

Miley Cyrus Clever Nipple on Instagram of the Day

Everyone who is anyone knows that Miley Cyrus is a young genius, who has a team of young geniuses, with a capacity to identify the morons of the world and exploit the fuck out of them, taking their money, filling their stadiums, like some kind of evangelical…in a faithless, religionless world of dumb, vapid assholes…

So part of her campaign, or fake persona is a weed smoking, nipple freeing, tumblr feminist…and she’s figured out the classic “nudity in reflection” that was huge on EBAY listings years ago…with a little “see my nipples, but not in a shameless way the evil hired censors will notice”…not like they’d delete Miley’s account, apps NEED celebs using them to be relevant…losing miley would be bad business, not that Zuckerberg cares…he’s already bigger than god…doing the whole exploit idiots by giving them basic digital social tools and a platform to do it.

What a scam…

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2016

18

May

Margot Robbie’s Mert & Marchs Vouge US Film of the DAy

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Here’s a video of Margot Robbie bragging about her 5 bedroom house – because she’s the biggest fucking star of our generation. No one I’ve spoke to really understand how she happened, or why she happened, she sort of just happened. It was like Naked chick in Wolf of Wall Street now she’s fucking everywhere…

From Harley Quinn in Suicide Squad, to Harley Quinn in her recently announced spinoff, to Jane in Tarzan, to every major role….all out of no where..

Well, she’s also in VOGUE US, in this film, looking as big in body as she is in career…big girl making it in this plus sized loving world…and all you fuckers are her huge fans…

Highlight of the video is when she takes a shit in the video…but people will probably like her talking about how amazing she is – trying to be silly…but the real answer is where is her Australian accent….

All hate aside, it’s solid video. I dig it but still think Robbie is Overrated.

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2016

18

May

Marloes Horst for Love & Lemons Summer of the Day

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Love & Lemons is killing it…

Cheesy instgram coloring and light flares…but the bitches they use are fucking hot..and in lingerie…cheesy…and it’s still tame and commercial, Christian friendly, and even dull, but it’s close to erotic with a hot chick half naked and that’s good to me….I require very little to consider something relevant…

I don’t know why they would use a Victoria’s Secret model, to help promote Victoria’s Secret, because I guess Victoria’s Secret destroys all lingerie brands and probably finances this brand but they’d never tell you that…the instagram models buy this specifically because it is not Victoria’s Secret…

There are thousands of hot girls that are Marloes Horst – VS MODEL…why!!???

Sure, she’s great, she looks good half naked, she’s been trained by the best to do this precise stand around half naked thing, but she’s probably expensive as fuck, when so many other girls could pull it off – it’s not like this requires any real skill..

Either way, these are the pics to showcase why Love & Lemons is the most popular lingerie brand on social media…killin’ it…but not themselves…

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2016

18

May

Ariel Winter Dressed Up Like a Bum Househunting of the Day

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What a sloppy dumpy bitch. It’s like put some fucking effort into your look. This body shaming, body positive, look at me I’m fat and I’m proud, even after cutting off my massive tits, to reshape them into decently perkier tits, NIPPLES POINTING UP TITS….has created a generation of people who don’t get dressed up for anything but a selfie….

If you leave your house, girls everywhere are pretty much walking around in their pyjamas but not even the good pyjamas…the girl on her period eating chips or cookies on the couch while complaining for you to bring them a class of juice pyjamas…

This girl is rich, she’s on TV, she’s famous and she’s out househunting…at 18..for what is probably a 3 million dollar house..and this is how she presents herself…like a homeless person who has given up – when she’s already fucking won at 18…

I find it offensive..it reminds me of an era where celebrities would actually get dressed for their appointments…what the fuck is happening to humanity…

She’s not wearing a bra and you can see her nipple though….which is better than the skid mark shit stains on her sweatpants you can’t see….but you know is there because she’s a nasty little pig.

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2016

18

May

Kylie Jenner See Through of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is shameless whore from a shameless whore family who does shameless whore things like her shameless whore family and she’s not even cute when she does it – she looks like a doughy cartoon character – all weirdly shaped and jacked up with injections – really giving the youth a great role model…because she is shoved down their throats, selling them product, the family’s answer to hip hop being very popular…the avon lady…puppet…

I actually dig it – it’s called media manipulation and it panders to the retards who defend and support some asshole like the Jenner without remembering they are a bunch of assholes to begin with and they are just out to make money.

I think it’s disgusting to fuck with people on that level of pretending to be TRANS or whatever, but all the supporters are such idiots and they know it, so wathcing the world buy into anything these people say and believing in it…is great..they are reality stars..and by default…the fucking worst species of human…

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2016

18

May

Caitlin Stasey Has Tits of the Day

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Caitlin Stasey has it all figured out…

She is some Australian on some show called Neighbors, that has been on TV for 50 years or more, and that has cycled through all kinds of low level actresses and made them famous in the native Australian land of trashy accents….

That’s not to say I don’t like Australians, in fact I am in love with them, they are hot, fit, sexy and fun…as long as they don’t squawk at you…they get drunk, they fuck, they travel the world and are laid back…they are great…

This one is clearly trying to get American famous and she’s doing it by redefining the rules of instagram in protest…she’s posting straight up nude pics…something we used to have to steal cell phones to see…and this kind of rule breaking is great…

You see, I’ve been deleted off all social media so many times, not even for posting anything as aggressive as this, but mainly for leaving trolling hilarious comments…but still left disenchanted by the system not wanting to post or produce content for the system…because they don’t appreciate it, they make the rules and they decide what is good or bad….

Even though logically, a social media should be whatever the person wants to post, a democracy, a freedom…porn if you want…because real social media shouldn’t be moderated by anyone but the people using it..

So I dig what she’s doing all naked…

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2016

18

May

Jac Jagaciak in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Monica JAC JAGACIAK is one of the newest Victoria’s Secret angels from last year or the year before and like all Victoria’s Secret Angels she’s out doing media to soft sell the brand – so that everyone can say “victoria’s secret mode JAC in whatever the fuck she’s doing…without the brand having to buy an AD..

I really think it’s clever fucking marketing, but I also think models getting naked in shoots to get famous enough to become Victoria’s Secret Angels is great marketing and JAC – before she was VS owned… WAS NUDE HERE and HERE …

Way better than this garbage….magazine feature…

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2016

18

May

Adriana LIma is Intense of the Day

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Lima Bean from Victoria’s Secret fame has been slowing filling out, getting more and more boxy as she nears menopause….already a mom of two thanks to being a Catholic who doesn’t believe in safe sex, but who also was a virgin for her early Victoria’s Secret year, at least that was the rumor I’ll never believe, since all half naked models are whores….and real Catholic models don’t really exist because half naked modeling is against their religion….

She’s still got a great face though….boxy girls are still boxy but this one has one of the best faces so here she is in Cannes…for no reason but the scientific observation of the aging process..

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2016

18

May

Chloe Grace Moretz Braless of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz is braless, which isn’t that interesting because she’s got those underdeveloped conular tits, just a set of nipples on her strong chest….and I get that being braless is the style, no girls wear bras, especially those under 25…it’s no big deal…

To the perverts like you and me, we see a girl with her tits, hard nippled, out in public being gratuitous…knowing she’d be seen and shot by the paparazzi…probably because she called the paparazzi…so she figured she’d make her outfit count for her creepy fans – the nerds.

But she was a girl who called Kim K out, only to retract her statement like a pussy faggot bitch, for being gratuitous with her nude pics for “feminism”…because we all know nothing the Kardashians do is for feminism, even if they are women getting paid, they are doing it like whores…

So the girl calling out a girl for shameless erotica – is producing erotica…subtle..but the same thing….like calling the pot calling the Armenian black when everyone knows she just fucks the blacks…

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2016

18

May

Bella Hadid Has Breasts of the Day

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Bella Hadid isn’t cute…she’s had enough plastic surgery to make herself as cute or interesting looking as possible..you know to ride the wave her sister paved for her…as the bootleg sister…but still doing more interesting things and booking more campaigns than so many girls who are better looking and just as eager to be “models” as that’s the way our egotistical world lives…everyone is so self involved and entitled that they feel they deserve to be celebrated by the masses for their appeal – all while being fucking average…

But…Bella Hadid is rich, has vapid parents into financing this stupidity and a sister booking big gigs…but most importantly she’s got tits.

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