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2016

28

Apr

Hormonal and Pregnant Bar Refaeli Bikini of the Day

Bar Refaeli is pregnant and apprently having a personal crisis wanting attention….because before being pregnant she posted zero bikini pics – unless it was to promote her bikini..but since being married and pregnant – it’s like every fucking day…when everyone who has seen a pregnant girl in a bikini who doesn’t have a ready to drop fetish knows that a bikini is not a pregnant girl’s best friend…and should be reserved for the privacy of her own home…for her husband to remember that he married Leo’s ex girlfriend 10 years after leo, something some rich guys see as a stamp of approval…

Let him look at her, to see how he knocked her up and destroyed her…in a way that she’ll be a shell of who she was…at least her vagina will be…and that the end is near for her sex appeal…and he’ll be forced to look at it every night and remember….that he shouldn’t have signed up for this or been so eager…but thank god there’s always divorce..and affairs…

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|SFW

2016

28

Apr

Lais Ribeiro Nipple for Evil Mall Brand Underwear of the Day

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Lais Ribeiro is still new blood Brazilian 20 something year old model for Victoria’s Secret….to me…

I don’t jerk off to the Victoria’s Secret catalog now that the internet exists, so I don’t really keep track of who they’ve cloned or recruited to replace the existing talent…

I assume they created this one to be the next Adriana Lima now that Adriana Lima is old, thick and a mom, cuz that’s what her Catholic anti-contraception did to her….and she is fucking amazing….

I assume they are letting her nipples in a sheer shirt show through like it was the 70s and this was the sears catalog..but only because free the nipple and feminism gets mad when they say “sheer top but not in our marketing of sheer top because Jesus people are crazy”…..

Either way, she’s all ethnic looking…in pics that are all INSTAGRAM looking…soaked in piss filter…is what I call it…

Posted in:Lais Ribeiro|SFW

2016

28

Apr

Élodie Frégé for LUI by David Bellemere of the DAy

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Élodie Frégé is apparently Famous in France, which is kind of like saying she’s famous in some small town in America no one cares about, because really who the fuck is Élodie Frégé …

Well let me tell you who Élodie Frégé is…. she’s an actress who hasn’t been in anything you’ve ever seen…but more importantly, in 2004 she won a singing TV show like American Idol in France…that was 12 years ago…and has since been feauted in LUI MAGAZINE for FRENCH photographer and possible nude model Genius David Bellemere…and I’m not just saying that because Bellemere translates to STEPMOTHER and I AM A STEPFATHER…making him my kindred spirit who likes making nude girls look good, or making famous girls nude, but I’ll still steal his pics…even of girls like Élodie Frégé who no one’s ever heard of…

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2016

28

Apr

Hailey Baldwin’s Ass in Tights Does a Lunge of the Day

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FAKE MODEL Hailey Baldwin is garbage, you know some Stephen Baldwin cum that crawled out of some Stephen Baldwin gold digger pussy 9 months after being deposited inside it….you know in a trying to trap Stephen Baldwin because he wasn’t as much of a fucking loser back then…it made fiscal sense..

Hailey Baldwin is the spoiled, trust fund, rich kid they pawned off on the Jenners when they would send her to the LA home, possibly paid the Kardashians to babysit her with promises of giving them 20 percent of anything she makes if they help create her…

Why? Because she had nothing else to offer, it was a good way to keep her out of trouble, and when you’re a vapid rich kid who is raised watching models on social media, it’s only natural to want to be a model and have a following, it’s vanity…talentless vanity…and entitlement…

It’s the birthday gift that keeps giving “Daddy buy me 1,000,000 instagram followers”….while daddy is too busy rehashing his career to notice…he says “use the credit card dear”….assuming they even talk…these rich people are so fucked…

But I’m into her in squat formation…wearing tight…it’s better than her in person…which I’ve seen and didn’t even notice..because these latch on rich kids are unremarkable…they just have marketing behind them…

FAKE MODEL! REAL ASS! THAT MAY BE A FAKE ASS! BUT I THINK IT’S JUST A YOUNG ASS BUILT ON FITNESS HORMONE IN FOOD ASS!

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2016

28

Apr

Josephine Skriver for David Bellemere in Marie Claire Italy of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is the robot, AI, genetically modified, designer DNA, freak…who will probably end up getting a horrible cancer thanks to the early technology of genetic engineering…I mean she was built in the lap, in a test tube, from her biologist homosexual father, and her lesbian donor egg mother…in a lab probably financed by Victoria’s Secret, in a country where cloning and doing “god’s work”…even though GOD is an alien…in selecting hair color, eye color, height and other things…that created Josephine Skriver…

I think I’ve already posted these pics by David Bellemere, who in the event you didn’t know, is one of the top nude model photographers in recent years, who has gone from taking pics of random girls naked…to Victoria’s Secret models…because I guess Victoria’s Secret is trying to be edgy enough to keep up with Instagram…and this shoot is probably a behind the scenes on location for Victoria’s Secret, that they are double dipping in PR by sending them off to magazines that’ll run the feature…it’s good for business…

She’s an it girl, literall…can you consider genetically modified test tube babies anything but an it…and she’s magical…but not really…it’s all based on science which disproves magic…

Posted in:Josephine Skriver

2016

28

Apr

Chyna Sex Tape Giveaway of the Day

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Some of you may remember that Chyna died the day that Prince died, because she was in chronic pain after years of wrestling abuse to her body and I guess she just threw in the towel…..

I never watched wrestling, by I do watch sex tapes, and Chyna went as hard as she did in her sex tape as she did in the ring…it’s part of her legacy…

That said, my friends at VIVID are giving away a bunch of Chyna’s sex tapes they produced for Chyna

SO IF YOU WANT A CHANCE TO WIN CHYNA’S SEX TAPE SEND ME AN EMAIL SUBJECT CHYNA NEVER DIES HERE TO WIN

This is what Vivid had to say about the promo:

Vivid Loves Chyna…and always will. As a tribute to a true superstar in our movies, in wrestling and in life, Vivid Entertainment is giving away DVDs of her title “Chyna is Queen of the Ring” to five lucky visitors to DrunkenStepfather.com. Chyna made four movies with Vivid and you can check out all of them on www.vivid.com She had planned to discuss making more movies before she left us much too soon.

Just send an email HERE and we’ll select a winner at random every day for five days starting TODAY who will receive the movie.

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IF YOU WANT A CHANCE AT WINNING THE SEX TAPE SEND ME AN EMAIL SUBJECT CHYNA NEVER DIES HERE OR YOU CAN BUY THE SEX TAPE HERE

Posted in:Chyna|SFW

2016

28

Apr

Kendall Jenner Bikini Model of the Day

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I hate everything Kardashian but I guess we all perpetuate their existence by talking about them…but more importantly, brands keep throwing money at them because they actually push sales, like their trashiest, richest AVON lady knocking at your door via social media…because I guess girls want to be them…

It’s safe to say that Kendall is the hottest one in the litter of these demons…but she’s still overrated and not deserving of any “model” career, but brands are confused and like making sales and executives are lazy and lack innovation..throw money where other people throw money…throw money at something that works…motherfucker is too busy fucking his secretary to bother using his fucking brain…

Here are some bikini pics…because bikini modeling is easy – every bitch on INSTAGRAM will prove that to you…make belief becomes real when you’re rich as fuck and connected.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2016

28

Apr

Woman Flashes Tits on TV and Other Videos of the Day

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Women Stripped Naked

Naked Man Running From the Police

Bike VS Drunk Driver

Man Tests Target’s Women’s Bathroom Policy

Hot Coffee To Face in Philly

Classy Brawl….

Illuminated Tits

TITS on PS4 Streaming

Bee VS Nail

Cop VS Man with a Gun

Prison Guard Pepper Sprays Restrained Inmate

Farmer Gets Stripped on Stage

Sausage of the Day

Dog Reunited with Owner

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

28

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like putting people down when they are down…it’s more effective.

I like offering my content producer advice to people on my facebook who are asking the social network what they should wear on a first date…to which I say “Blackface”….because Blackface is comedic especially on first dates…

I like to be like Myspace and ask for the top 8 pics of a girl I meet’s vagina – because I’m from internet early 2000s….but in all honesty I prefer butt hole pics…it’s the best hole….because all butt hole pics have a little vagina in it….

I like a lot of things…but I don’t like Snapchat Filters…or social media, the people on it, or even this site…but mainly because of you…because the site itself is great…no one can delete me here…like they do everywhere else…they don’t get the jokes…

Here are some morning links..

Hot Girls in Bed…
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Leo and his New Pussy
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Brilliant 59 Second ATM Robbery
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Alexis REn in a Bikini
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Leo’s Hot New Girlfriend is Hot
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High Speed Railway
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Anne Hathaway’s Shout Out to Beyonce Makes me Hate Pop Culture
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Miley and Her Stupid Tattoo
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What It’s Like Fighting for IS
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Approaching the Unknown Trailer
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Hot Asses
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2016

27

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I like telling girls who are dressed in leggings to not bend so deep when reaching for the peanut butter – I’m wearing sweatpants and don’t want to get a boner,it’ll be embarrassing in more ways than I’m prepared to be embarrassed – while pointing at my dick in loose fitting, soiled, ripped sweat pants – it’s my form of disclaimer – turns out girls don’t like my disclaimer – unappreciative cunts

I guess everyone hates me…especially Lesbians who are objectifying me by my genitals on twitter…because it’s ok for them to call me a prick, but I can’t call them pussy eating fat and always hungry chicks….this inclusion excludes me…

Here are some stepLINKS

Great Fucking Asses
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Katie Price and a PInk Horse
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Roxy Horner is AMazing
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Female Driver of the Day
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PRINCE HAD AIDS!
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My Snapchat Girls Famewhoring in Bikinis
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Gisele Breast IMplants
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Emma Watson Ass in Jeans
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Jessica Alba’s Company Isn’t Honest
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Lindsay Vonn at an Event
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Abbey Clancy Braless
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Chris Martin and Heather Graham are Dating
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Dude Tricks Cheating Girlfriend in Sending Nude Snaps
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Kate Hudson Flat Stomach
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Girls in Bikinis…
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Captain America KilL Count
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So Many Pics of Elizabeth Banks in a Nerd Costume
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Karlie Kloss ina Purple Sports Bra
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Thong Bikini in Brazil
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Russian Baseball Bat Brawl
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Jenna Dewan in Tight Jeans
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Trump Like Most People – Wants Lena Dunham the Defector – Out
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Chloe Grace Moretz Tongue
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Charlie XCX Cheesy Titty Model
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A Man was Punched in the Face Because he Looked like Shia Lebeef
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Girls with Dimples
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Elizaebth Olsen Boob….
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Amy Schumer Tits on a ROcket
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Trying to Not Get Towed
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Renee Olstead Pin-Up Girl with Big Tits
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Dog Doesn’t Take Shit
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Paula Abdul Lives
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Daughter Tells Mom About her Vibe
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Some Dude Says Feminism is Cancer
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Shay Mitchell’s Muslim Ankles
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Rachel McCord Hard Nipples….
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Miley Doesn’t Know Her Planets
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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Moped Driver VS Bus
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Bar Slut!
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Girl on All Fours
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Huge Tits
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Naked Hike
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Tongue VS Penis
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Hot Babe of the Day
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Rough Sex – Shitty Camera
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