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2016

08

Apr

Selena Gomez’s Most Important Outfit of the Day

It looks like Selena Gomez has had more work done, whether in her tits, or lips, or face…this is the generation of rebuilding your motherfucking self at the age of 18 to look more like a Kardashian…and as a guy who likes tits, even on entitled, annoying, most popular creature on Instagram, Mexican Disney Child Stars who sex OFFENDED Bieber, before crying about it….and it’s safe to say, this is her best work since milking her CHEMO THERAPY so people felt sorry for her and bought her album like it was the MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION…and she’s already been to Disney Land…CHEMO that was such a low dose she kept her hair and partied everyday…a sad story really…

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Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2016

08

Apr

Suzi Leenaars for King King No 1 of the Day

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Suzi Leenaars is a model. There are so many models out there it’s impossible to keep up…they aren’t that interesting, they aren’t all that hot, they aren’t all that tall, a lot of them are even fat, but I can guarantee they are fucking annoying, entitled, think they are important cunts….

But the good news is that if you’re the right guy / artist, you can shove pickles down her throat….you know for ART and FASHION….right?

I’m not against it…obviously this is what my life work has been about…

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2016

08

Apr

Ariel Winter Big Girl Bikini Porn of the Day

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Ariel Winter may be chubby, but she’s also 18, and 18 year olds are always good, especially when they are in bikinis…they can be as fat as they can be…old fucks will still smell their youth radiating off them…..

You know whether they are on TV or you’ve been jerking off to them as they went through puberty or not…they are still 18 and in a bikini…and anyone can look at that fat ass and think…it’s not too fat yet…it’s still 18….even if those titties are even after being cut the fuck off…

She’s an it girl, I still don’t know who the fuck she really is, you know who she is at her core – but she exists in a bikini, cheesy selfies, since even when you’re on TV these girls want instagram fame…it’s the world we live in.

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Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2016

08

Apr

Barbara Failho in Vogue Mexico of the Day

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I like that Barbara Fialho’s name rhymes with feel a ho, when really you’re paying the ho to feel you…I guess it’s just that intimacy only rich guys can afford, the whole girlfriend experience all models who date / marry and try to lock down rich guys, which is actually their life work…while the whole modeling is like a few days a month that is really just “marketing” support to the fucking of rich guys…

Not fascinating, but I like that this one’s last name has officially labeled and identified her…in this world that likes being fed everything and not thinking for themselves..

All this to say, put a model naked in a puddle, and it’s Fashion for VOGUE, what a joke…

Posted in:Barbara Fialho|SFW

2016

08

Apr

Old Heidi Klum in Fetish Pics of the Day

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Heidi Klum did a shoot for HUNGER magazine where she looked her age. All hard faced and GERMAN like she is…and I actually prefer when these vapid, superficial girls have a little authenticity to them, I just wish it was in the form of a GERMAN SCAT MOVIE with SEAL and his ARM sized dick filling her, rather than in some fashion shoot trying to be all dramatic, while really just being cheesy as fuck…it’s like when they put in the money to stage this and get this location didn’t they once stop and say “what are we doing, why are we doing this, what’s the point of all this, when you can just take a fucking selfie”…

Posted in:Heidi Klum|SFW

2016

08

Apr

Model Kandy Showing her Tits for Fashion of the Day

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Her name is Kandy, which is probably a stripper you once paid extra money to get a happy ending from in some small town at least once in your life…because Kandy is the most generic of stripper names…it is up there with Jenna, or Crystal, or Brooklyn, or Tiffany, or AMber, or whatever….only this stripper is not the traditional pole dancing stripper…she’s the kind that does it in fake magazines…pulling out her tits that aren’t all that impressive not because they are small, but because they are boring, all this shit is all the same, interchangeable, repetitive, just this whole hipster fashion weirdness, that I am just glad is tall and skinny like models are supposed to be…and they’re still tits..

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2016

08

Apr

Minka Kelly’s Picture of the Day

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Here’s a picture of Minka Kelly looking like every girl you’ve ever had sex with – you date rapist..even though you don’t take them on a date!

Posted in:Minka Kelly|SFW

2016

08

Apr

Bottomless Woman Gets a Beatdown for being a Harlot and Other Videos of the Day

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Crackhead Dick Suck

Turkish Building Collapse

Horse Falls into a Well

Lucky Guy

Weird Truck Driving…

Woman with AX Gets Shot

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

08

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s not my birthday anymore….

But that doesn’t mean I can’t eat cake….Or guilt bars to give me free drinks pretending it is my birthday…Or have my friend tell every girl in the bar it’s my birthday only for them to give me hugs…that allow me to stick my tongue in their mouth – confusing them as to whether it is mouth rape….only to go along with it because people are genuinely nice and don’t like to be mean on my birthday – that is now over, but never over, if you’re a con man hustler, which I would be, if I left my house….and really cared more about fun than just getting drunk..

Here are morning links…in the morning….it’s morning..

Today in Side Boob
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German Suplex your Friends in Swimming Pools Gayness
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TSA SPent 1.4 Million on an App a Guy Made in 10 Minutes
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James Franco’s Lesbian Twilight Shit
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Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini Top in Peru
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Kim K – Tries to Get Into Politics
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BlACK CHICK IN A DRESS OF THE DAY
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Girls Review of Eating Ass
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Lindsay Lohan Wants Babies
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Mirror Selfies!
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Playing With Fire
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2016

08

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s my birthday – do your own damn stepLINKS…

That said, all the kind words for my birthday has been pretty amazing, since I make a point of not wishing anyone a happy birthday – seeing as I’m an asshole…who don’t care…

All I ask for is world peace and to find a way to love my pug more than I already….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Tight Yoga Pants…
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Selena Gomez New Face
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Flight Attendent of the Day
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Ariel Winter Bikini WHore
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Reading Inappropriate Books on the Subway
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Scarjo in a Magazine
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Giant Flamethrower in Slow Motion
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Anne Hathaway Made Baby
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Gwyneth Paltrow Tits…
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Underwear Model of the Day
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Rita Ora Big Boobs
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Charlie Sheen Being Investigated!
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French Slut in a bikini
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Grandpa TITS!
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Model Responds to People Who Call her Fat
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Almost a Lily ALdridge Upskirt
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Anna Kendric is So Boring
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Charlize THeron in a Movie
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Flashing Tits in the Car
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Volleyball Win with Face
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Mechanical Bull Erotica
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Wet Vagina!
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Camille Rowe for playboy
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Naked Blonde Chick
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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