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2016

17

Mar

Ireland Baldwin Cameltoe for St Patrick’s Day of the Day

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Her name is Ireland. It’s St Patrick’s Day. The tie in is obvious. It’s the only day of the year she’s barely relevant, despite how hard she tries, while watching her cousin who got into this rich kid famewhoring later than Ireland is actually booking jobs, since she’s not a 6 foot tall , identity crisis, broken and sad rich monster who does not like when I write about her, having blocked me on all social media and even having her dad go at me through his foundation once, but I still like to think we’re friends….but I guess her pictures still trickle out there for scum like me to stare at and sexualize, because she’s a feminist bi sexual who doesn’t want to be sexualized, that’s why she shoots in panties she jacks up her cunt.

Either way, you can take the fame away from her, you can take her dad away from her, you can never take away her being yelled at by him in that voicemail that went viral a decade ago during her parent’s divorce, or St Patrick’s Day…cuz her name is Ireland…right…

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Posted in:Ireland Baldwin|SFW

2016

17

Mar

Ariel Winter in a Bikini of the Day

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I’ve seen fat girls in bikinis..

I know fat chicks, I’ve fucked fat chicks, I’ve married fat chicks, and one thing all fat chicks have in common, is a bag of tricks to make them look less fat…

This is straight up look at her, where you can see that her thighs aren’t rubbing together and she’s got some waist to hip going on…which if you told her to go sideways, that stomach definition is not from abs, but more from a gut she’s letting hang out…while sucking in her sides…

I’d also like to see her back, to see the tape pulling in that waist and thighs, because there’s a lot you can do as a fat girl…when it comes to faking it…

I don’t know why this breast reduced after breast reduction girl is a thing, but I guess American perverts are still into the young girls on sitcoms…which amazes me in this era of you not needing cable or to be polluted by such shit…but alas TV and the child stars with tits so big they cut them off still live…

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2016

17

Mar

Jennifer Lawrence as Mystique of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence is so fucking average.

She peaked in her nude pics, and I have a feeling that has less to do with her actual nude body, and more about some awkward, heavily marketed A-Lister getting exposed naked, thanks to some idiot who is going to go to jail for 18 months to 5 years for hacking her shit, I mean her tits were good, but not worth the pay days she gets with her acting…

So even in blue paint for the fetishists / nerds who are so fucking into anything comic book or AVATAR…ready to market the new X-Men because it makes her 10s of millions of dollars she probably thinks she deserves…and that she feels good about because she filters off a percentage of her earning to charity instead of paying taxes on it…

Evil..

But I guess all these girls in Hollywood, famous, Oscar Winning, cocky and coddled are just the fucking worst..

But I have no choice buy to post this…

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence|SFW

2016

17

Mar

Em Rat Cow Face and Tits of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski (RAT COW), has been making news today, thanks to Kim Kardashian sending her flowers. Weird.

The flowers weren’t the weird part. They were some bullshit thanking for Rat Cow for standing up for her in her quest to be an empowered woman by getting naked and celebrating her body…a body created by plastic surgery and filters…which in and of itself isn’t empowered at all…it’s just freakish vanity…and turning to Em Rat Cow who is doing the EXACT same thing as Kim, getting naked, pretending to be empowered, because she gets paid, when really she’s just sexualizing herself, is just evidence of how intellectual these cunts are…

The weird thing is that Em Rat Cow is a girl who got her break in a Kanye Video a few years ago….who before Blurred Lines video, was being flown around to meet Kanye to fuck…including when Kanye was with Kim K….

I guess it is all bullshit lies, just marketing, and if I know Kanye fucks Em Rat Cow, so does Kim K, but why care, when it can be leveraged for marketing purposes…

So many idiots..

emratst

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2016

17

Mar

Zahia Dehar Vagina Slip of the Day

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For those of you who don’t know who she is, she’s a teen prostitute who was caught up in a European political scandal…

She’s also brought us her ASS IN PUBLIC …..a fashion film with Eric Roberts for Vanity Fair ……and a lingerie photoshoot for a fashion mag

And today…she’s flashing her vagina at an event, because why wear underwear, when you can air out your whore pussy that needs airing out, it’s been getting paid to be fucked for a long time, and sure her face may not be the best fucking thing to look at in the world…but she’s still bright enough to sell her body…the way an empowered girl should…but more importantly…flash her twat because…put it out there…while not getting those pesky panty lines..

Making big moves I like watching her, or really any girl make….ideally in front of me at a bar, because pussy is great.

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Posted in:Zahia Dehar

2016

17

Mar

Pixie Lott in Lingerie of the Day

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Pixie Lott is some UK Miley Cyrus…Here she is in lingerie.

I don’t know what the shoot is for. I couldn’t tell you any of Pixie Lott’s songs. I just know that she’s got a hot body and is in lingerie, which as a pervert, is all that really matters, all the other shit, like conversations, her opinions, her music that she’ll call art that I can assure is just some fabricated commercial crap, when half naked…is really where it’s at…her best work…and something people would care about even if she never sang again…thanks to being a girl with a vagina…

Posted in:Pixie Lott|SFW

2016

17

Mar

Marnie Simpson is Fun of the Day

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Marnie Simpson is not Jessica Simpson, but she’s on some show called…fuck I forget the name of the show, but it seems to be like Jersey Shore for the UK, ok, looked it up, it’s called Geordie Shore, so you’ve never heard of her, unless you’re from the UK, but you have now, because she’s popped on my Radar for being an exhibitionist trashcan who gets naked on SNAPCHAT for her fans, in her self promoting, because that’s what you gotta do when you’re a trasshy hot, stripper bitch, glamour model looking girl from the UK…

THis isn’t pushing any boundaries, it’s more being as basic as possible, but pushing that getting naked on her instagram with the above picture, which in and of itself is the kind of “no bullshit” basic marketing I like…I mean what else do we want out of her..beyond seeing her naked…

Either way, this is the premise of the show she’s been on for 5-7 Seasons…


Join a group of up-for-it lads and lasses with six weeks to get buzzed in Newcastle.

Amazing, genius, revolutionary even… but not as Amazing as how she uses SNAP.

Posted in:Marnie Simpson|SFW

2016

17

Mar

Naked Walk in France and Other Videos of the Day

Drug Zombie!

Driver Drives into Trump Poster – Gets Charged After Posting to Social Media

India Magic Show..

Donkey VS Train

Truck VS People – How is this Possible

Dude Beats Mexican and Hispanic White Screaming Trump

Dude Beats Shoplifter

Truck VS Old Lady…

Mexican Robbery

Saved by a Jammed Gun

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

17

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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One of my pet peeves is when a company calls me a porn site, when I don’t do porn, and I barely post nudity, and all my content is from social media and fashion magazines. How am I fucking porn, if this is porn it’s the worst porn ever. I just watch the human condition and how it unfolds with perversion, primate instincts and basic wants and needs of being famous or whatever…

She wrote:

Hey Jesus,

Thank you for reaching out. Unfortunately, we cannot associate (BRAND) with any sexually explicit brands. We pride ourselves in upholding this standard throughout all our marketing and advertising.

Thank you for your time and have a wonderful day!

SO I took it upon myself to call out this girl, from a brand, who called me “porn”…even though we’ve established it is the worst porn ever, since it’s all celebrity and model based, and there’s no fucking porn on it…

This is what I wrote:

Hi Danielle,

I am not entirely sure what you are referencing as sexually explicit?

All my content is from fashion magazines and social media of celebrities and models!

I guess it would be deemed sexually explicit to a catholic priest. Are you a Catholic priest? Or just as boring as one.

I took it upon myself to go through your facebook profile to pull up images that I would post on my website, if you were a celebrity.

Do you consider these images of yourself sexually explicit?

I also noticed you were an intern at Versace. I’m sure you remember when J.Lo wore that Versace dress, that would be something I would post on my site. Did the team you were getting coffee for at Versace deem that dress Sexually Explicit, is that why you left the company? It just upset you so much to be part of that.

I get it, you’re from the Midwest, but did you know that Ohio is the number one state for sex toys, porn and Romance Novels…

If you’d like, I could always send you links to “sexually explicit?”

It may spice up your masturbating….like you have spiced up mine…

LOVE

Jesus Martinez

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2016

16

Mar

Topless Model on the Beach of the Day

Here’s a MYSTERY MODEL – TOPLESS on the BEACH…

NO NAMES ALLOWED with this RANDOM – ANONYMOUS – Topless Model on the beach..

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